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[quote author=demiawise post=55252049][/quote]What is did one saying?

chiraqDemon:
I thought i was the only one that noticed it

I think say na only me see am

HawkToBar:
You live in Holy Savior's road abi?

She was afraid and scared and she still hv the mine to change her dp up to 2x...how comes and within a minute. Tk ur fake story and shove it up ur ass...

[quote author=makers360 post=55216935][/quote]-Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...
-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stays at home with shi shi...

Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money.
#PrayerPoint
My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now
Oya Everybody begin to pray.

tribalistseun:
Na wa o. Let's vote for Tboss she has the mind of helping little children. SMS Vote TBoss to 32052

-Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...
-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stays at home with shi shi...

Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money.
#PrayerPoint
My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now
Oya Everybody begin to pray.

CROWNWEALTH019:
when the man use his son do rituals kan


the innocent guy is the source of his wealth

truth be told, that man is occultic.....


he has used his son to upgrade

Nollywood.. only if he had the money after him don get the 3 grils...

-Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...
-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stays at home with shi shi...

Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money.
#PrayerPoint
My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now
Oya Everybody begin to pray.

-Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...
-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stays at home with shi shi...

Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money.
#PrayerPoint
My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now
Oya Everybody begin to pray.

-Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...
-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stays at home with shi shi...

Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money.
#PrayerPoint
My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now
Oya Everybody begin to pray.

-Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...
-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stays at home with shi shi...

Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money.
#PrayerPoint
My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now
Oya Everybody begin to pray.

otijah2:
I pray that guy in the middle gets justice at last, he is just Unlucky, he was the one who took the police men to the tank when he noticed the unusual movement of the tattoo guy around there. I pray he doesn't go to jail for a crime he did not commit.
That's why jungle justice is also a crime bc you might Lynch your anger on an innocent Soul, the guy in the middle is innocent

Why r they still keeping him on custody when he was the guy that reported?

These Guys are on a whole new level... Dance Dance Authentication... You go sabi dance by force, and abeg traditional must be allowed.
watch the video below..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgC4b9K-gYU

Uzoigwe1:
SUIT SEASON 6

cant wait to get tru with it...
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lQ0mvjzc8ak/maxresdefault.jpg

astereex:
I see u..

but this dude tried he has been in the sys for 5yr, but mike did less then 2yrs

ichommy:
[img]https://3.bp..com/-7HuhhC9tN68/WNyhHg6z_cI/AAAAAAADJaY/7enl4zkZgFYV7Dj6_lbg_8oenWSCQdtgQCLcB/s1600/law.png[/img]

A suspected fake lawyer, who has practised for five years in Anambra State, Richard Udeozo, was on Wednesday remanded in custody by a magistrate, S. K. Kadurumba, in Owerri, the Imo State capital.

Punch Metro learnt that Udeozo had jumped bail in Uli, Anambra State, some years back, after he was arrested for impersonation.

He allegedly ran to Owerri, where he started practising as a lawyer in the chambers of a private firm, until luck ran out on him.

The Chairman, Nigerian Bar Association, Owerri branch, Lawrence Nwakaeti, invited the police, who arrested him on March 23, 2017.

He was subsequently charged with impersonation, forgery, among other offences, punishable under the country’s criminal code.

The charges read in part, “That on March 23, 2017, in the office of the Chairman of the Nigerian Bar Association, Owerri branch, you presented a forged certificate of call to bar, dated November 20, 2012, which bears Richard Ikenna Amanoh, thereby committing an offence punishable under Section 467 of the criminal code.

“That you, Richard Udeozo, on the same date, time and place, in the aforesaid magisterial district, did present a forged qualifying certificate from the Council of Legal Education, which bears Richard Ikenna Amanoh, and presented it to the Chairman, Nigeria Bar Association, Owerri branch, as a proof of having attended the Nigerian Law School and qualified to be called to bar, thereby committing an offence punishable under Section 467 of the criminal code.”

The accused was equally said to have presented a forged change of name, which was published in a national daily (not The Punch) on September 24, 2012.

The NBA Chairman, Owerri, Nwakaeti, who announced appearance for the association, told the court that the accused was a serial bail jumper, who had jumped bail in Anambra State over the same matter.

He said, “In the interest of our legal profession, which is going down every day, I implore this court to refuse the accused bail.”

The police prosecutor, S. N. Onwuchekwa, urged the court to exercise restraints in granting the accused bail, saying allowing him to walk out as a free man would put the lives of those who would testify against him in court in jeopardy.

The accused, who defended himself because no lawyer agreed to stand in for him, told the court that his certificate of call to bar fell into water.

He pleaded not guilty to all the charges and elected summary trial.

The magistrate, Kadurumba, ordered that he should be remanded in custody until May 10, 2017, when the matter would come up for hearing.


http://www.emmanuelbabatunde.com/2017/03/fake-anambra-lawyer-remanded-after-five.html

'the seasonal movie comes to mind... #SUITs

i can create a fake whatsapp chat you know, why on earth, dnt tell me it was just coincident that the dude is using same profile picture both on whatapp and twitter..... accept it u r busted

Urbanoversabi:
see how she got his account number

Nnamddi:
Nigerian man, Adeniyi Adedeji @pabloadedeji took a lady he met on Twitter out on a date, to watch a movie in the cinemas.

After the date, the Lady informed him that she wasn't interested in a relationship yet and this pissed him off.

Pablo took to Twitter to rant bitterly about the money he spent on her, calling her a 'broke ass hungry bitch'.

Her response was epic: She transferred all the cash he spent during the date to his bank account and told him to keep the change.

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/03/man-takes-lady-out-to-movies-goes-on-twitter-to-rant.html

This is why Lagos - Ibadan is trending - https://www.nairaland.com/3712480/lagosians-trolling-ibadan-twitter-see

Lalasticlala

So tell me how she got his account number fake twitter story...

The Truth by Firdaws Issah Zakaria Al-Shukriy

oshe11:
did dey cancel boro's goal




kos I wana sue Livescore for breach of contract

Bro they did that to me, I was waiting for a match to end in 1x but away has score since first half, so refreshing n refreshing still 0:1 up to 90 and I refresh again mehn na so I see 1:1 I start dey dance I say mk I refresh again.. Omo I no see 1 again oh, I no fit cry that dey..

klassykute:
Most people make empty promises before going into a relationship saying sex is not thw main thing in a relationship that all they want is love and time, But on the long run after about 6months or more the urg begines to take its cost which may lead to Cheating and possibly Break up.
Statistics shows that 2 out of 5 girls who embark in a NO SEX relationship tend to cheat on their partner. And 1 out of 5 girls tend to break up cos they are sex starved.
With this i put a question before you fellow nairalanders CAN YOU DATE SOMEONE AND NOT HAVE SEX?

Yes, as a matter of fact am still a virgin in a r/ship...@24

Anoti1:
This is one of the biggest scam of our time. Operating undercover on telegram under the group name "we are wealth united", miss Jojo Osagie aka mama wealth and Mr Marlon Deinmodei, scammed hundreds of Nigerians within a short period of time.


In jst over one week, they had made over 5 million naira from their scam ponzi site by deceiving the unsuspecting public with the promise of 100% return on investment in just 72 hours, with a #5,000 naira " tithe" as I like to describe it, deposited into a central account before one could receive payment.


At first, people got paid, but that as usual is the modus operandi of all ponzi schemes, just to attract more investors before they finally strike.


It finally happened this evening around 4:30pm when after matching those in the group with her friends and village people to get paid, she deleted the group nd hasn't replied messages on her personal chat ever since.


Their Facebook page has been raining with insults and curses from angry participants ever since. These people are so wicked and heartless and all the curses laid on them will surely follow them.

Abeg lalasticl.ala, put this where everyone can see to save more people from being scammed by them. I dey vex.

Funny that mmm didn't open ur eye... No matter what they will chop the money clean and nothing will happen to them. Hear me clearly nothing will, cos you all that partook in the scam knew it was a scam. So na God or devil wan answer that ur pray. More scams are still coming, make una no learn. Yeye the smell

But why are people concern abt being a Christian and being Jew. There r Jew who are Christian mehn..

veekid:
In state of affairs, Hakeem Kazeem acted as bokoharam commandant(lol). Some parts of Nigeria were shown in that series, also the caseof Ebola.
The series was nice....... I don't regret watching. Currently waiting for prison break to return at April 4

I tot Scofield is death... I not getting

ymee:
Good points, let me table my problem here who knows

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[quote author=tosyne2much post=54430548][/quote]I don't agree... Ur assertion is 90% wrong

GameGod:
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iPod yoot spotted! Any small thing, you will be shouting Afonjas like a frustrated idiot. LiePod terrorists, They hate Yorubas and call them all manner of derogatory but are slaves to fayose and ffk

Guy be truth to ursef did pic u post every time is photoshoped!.. See d man mouth. I can do that.

drsugar:
Do you know Olamide's wife. Do you know dare Alade's wife. What of Ramsey Noah and so on. They keep it low key(That's wisdom)

Do you think these guys have not been having sex with other women apart from their wives?

Do you think 2face, fashola, ambode, osinbanjo, fayemi, otedola, emoney, dangote, Psquare and so on have not been having sex with other women? They do it codedly, wisely and with class.

That's the secret.
Their wives are not bothered because they know that it doesn't matter as long as dey do it codedly and are not caught.

Tiwa,tonto and toke should learn from these wise women and their husbands should learn from these wise men.

See as u say it as if its right. Hope ur wife do it codedly too.

professorfal:
Nice nipples_, if I were a Frenchman you'd have my vote.

because of a 52 ur old breast... Chai

Its 1-1 naw

What rili happened here am confused, just refresh livescore an seeing this.. I wish i watch the match to hv a better view. Why they gave 2pk and lots of additional time. PSG is so stupid if it all comes down to be there fault. And if in anyway Barca was helped, God dey....