Islam › Re: The Entity And The Kettle: Question For Islamic Scholars by Mrchippychappy(op): 9:10pm On Mar 10, 2018 |
tintingz: Lol... hmmmmm
How can i get this divine kettle? Oh you know about this? Can you please teach me more? Salam |
Politics › Re: Fatima Ganduje And Idris Abolaji Ajimobi's White Wedding Photos by Mrchippychappy(m): 6:30pm On Mar 10, 2018 |
hanity: Being trendy has nothing to do with a way of worship! Chai,you no go school?! Use this your head for what it is meant for now. Oh so na trend dem dey do now? trend dat is haram in the religion they claim to practice, abi? E be like sey na kerosene lantern abi na candle dem dey take teach una for dat una evening almajiri school. |
Politics › Re: Fatima Ganduje And Idris Abolaji Ajimobi's White Wedding Photos by Mrchippychappy(m): 6:00pm On Mar 10, 2018 |
White wedding A white wedding is a traditional formal or semi-formal wedding originating in Britain.
The term originates from the white colour of the wedding dress, which first became popular with Victorian era elites after Queen Victoria wore a white lace dress at her wedding. However, the term now also encapsulates the entire Western wedding routine, especially in the Christian religious tradition, which generally includes a ceremony during which the marriage begins, followed by a reception. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_weddingA muslim having a white wedding, while others are busy knacking their head for ground until they develop mental retardation as a result of the Concussion they have suffered due to all that head slamming on the ground and then end up blowing themselves up. This is interesting! |
Education › Re: FG Votes N800m For Arabic, Islamic Studies Board - Minister by Mrchippychappy(m): 1:11pm On Mar 10, 2018 |
This is great, I can definitely see our GDP increasing and Nigeria breaking into the G7 with this move. You know Islamic studies rakes in BILLIONS of dollars worldwide, just ask the likes of USA, RUSSIA, CHINA, SOUTH AFRICA even Ethiopia and Ghana, they all resolved their economic meltdown by pumping money into Islamic and Arabic studies . Lets forget about job creation, agriculture, information technology, resolving the current recession and lets all join hands to support the government as they splash 800 million on Islam and Arab studies. This is the way forward. Right? |
Islam › Re: The Entity And The Kettle: Question For Islamic Scholars by Mrchippychappy(op): 4:43pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
Can anyone please explain this properly so that I can understand?
Salam |
Islam › The Entity And The Kettle: Question For Islamic Scholars by Mrchippychappy(op): 12:24pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
Salaam brothers. Peace be unto you. I came across a verse in the quran and I have been trying to learn more about it. Here is the verse below An entity calling itself "Gabriel" gave him the award:
"..the apostle of Allah said ‘Gabriel bought a kettle from which I ate and I was given the power of sexual intercourse of 40 men”
(Sunnah Al Tabaqat 1:438).
After drinking from "Gabriel's" kettle, the "prophet" was able to perform sexual wonders:
Anas b. Malik narrated that:
“the Prophet use to have sexual relations with all his wives in one night, and that time he had 9 wives”
(Sahih Al Bukhari 7:142). I would really appreciate if our muslim scholars in the house would explain this verse or chapter better for people like myself. Peace be unto you all. Salaam |
Politics › Re: 2019: What Will Happen If Buhari Does Not Seek Re-election – Governor Bello by Mrchippychappy(m): 9:55pm On Mar 05, 2018 |
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Politics › Re: Man Criticizes Picture Of Fatima Ganduje Being Kissed & Touched By Her Husband by Mrchippychappy(m): 4:55pm On Mar 05, 2018 |
People wey dey use kettle wash pr1ck |
Education › Re: Super Long Building In Obafemi Awolowo University, Ife (Photos) by Mrchippychappy(m): 4:45pm On Mar 05, 2018 |
Looks like a maximum prison |
Crime › Re: Father And Son Arrested For Selling Hard Drugs To Students In Lagos (Photos) by Mrchippychappy(m): 3:58pm On Mar 05, 2018 |
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Education › Re: Liberia Seeks 6000 Teachers From Nigeria- Liberia President by Mrchippychappy(m): 3:54pm On Mar 05, 2018 |
Oh dear. Blunder number 1 by Mr.Weah |
Politics › Re: Dapchi: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blasts Buhari, Governors For Attending Wedding by Mrchippychappy(m): 1:20pm On Mar 05, 2018*. Modified: 1:40pm On Mar 05, 2018 |
I wouldn't waste 1mb on watching this trash, wasn't he one of the so called pastors who campaigned for Buhari even after buharis violent rhetoric led to the death of youth corpers and southern election officials in the north? Why has he been silent all this while? A pastor that supported Islamic banking and once said he would gladly change his name to Mallam Bakare just so he could get money from Islamic banking, that one na pastor? It is a well known fact that these mega million pastors all came together to have a meeting and all connived to support this evil government, I wouldnt mention names here but one by one all of these wolves in sheep clothing and false prophets would expose themselves, Daddy G.O would be next. |
Politics › Re: Dapchi: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blasts Buhari, Governors For Attending Wedding by Mrchippychappy(m): 1:20pm On Mar 05, 2018 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Laurie Idahosa Wants Her '666' Number Of Instagram Followers Changed (Photos) by Mrchippychappy(m): 6:41pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
If I offer her 66.6 million, would she accept it or turn it down? |
Politics › Re: PDP Youths React To The Defection Of Jerry Gana, Adeniran And Others To SDP by Mrchippychappy(m): 5:29pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
THE CONSTITUTION SHOULD BE AMENDED TO PREVENT CROSS CARPETING. WHY BENEFIT FROM PARTY A, CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH AND THEN CROSS OVER TO PARTY B |
Politics › Re: US Treasury Slams Sanctions On Nigeria, Others For Terrorism by Mrchippychappy(m): 8:25pm On Feb 27, 2018*. Modified: 8:46pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Stanley Opara , with agency report
The United States Treasury Department has added one organisation in Nigeria and other six organisations in Africa and Asia to its sanctions list for global terrorism .
Two individuals — including Abu Musab Al - Barnawi of Nigeria and Mahad Moalim of Somalia — were also added to the list for their connection to the Islamic States , the US Treasury said on Tuesday.
The Treasury ’ s Office of Foreign Assets Control said on its website that at the group level , Bangladesh , Egypt , the Philippines, Somalia, Nigeria and Tunisia were on the list .
“ The additions include ISIS -Bangladesh , ISIS - Egypt , ISIS -Philippines, ISIS - Somalia, ISIS -West Africa , Jund al- Khilafah -Tunisia, also known as ISIS -Tunisia, and the Philippines-based Maute Group , also known as Islamic State of Lanao, ” Reuters quoted the OFAC to have said . So something really funny happened right now. I googled the name of the Nigerian terrorist the USA blacklisted Abu Musab Al - Barnawi and the search returned news and information on Abu Musab Al - Barnawi BUT something stood out, the search also brought the name of 5 other individuals 1. Abubakar Shekau 2.Mohammed Yusuf 3. Maitatsine 4. Abu Al-Zarqawi All these men listed above all have one thing in common, They were / are all Islamic Terrorists BUT HERE'S THE INTERESTING PART. The Fifth individual is someone we all know, now, I cannot write about the fifth person here for obvious reasons (Ehmmm...Lai Mmmmmm, lets leave it at that), but there's a saying that goes like this "show me your friend and I would tell you who you are", and there is another saying "By their fruits you shall know them". Now my question is this, WHY has this fifth individual been associated with these men? Your guess is as good as mine. Don't believe me? search the name "Abu Musab Al - Barnawi" I would let you be the judge https://i.imgflip.com/25et2w.jpg |
Nairaland General › Re: "Cows Are Historic More Than Some Tribes In Nigeria" - Fulani Man Says. Photos by Mrchippychappy(m): 4:55pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Diickrider: A subtle jibe directed at the Igbos  Really? Last time I checked the N500 note had the facr of an igbo man on it. Hold on let me check again. That's right his face is still on the 500 naira note. https://www.banknotes.com/NG30.JPGFYI the other side of the N500 shows the contribution of the core southern region ( the oil drilling rig) so comparing groundnut pyramids and cattle to crude oil only shows just how dumb some people are. |
Nairaland General › Re: "Cows Are Historic More Than Some Tribes In Nigeria" - Fulani Man Says. Photos by Mrchippychappy(m): 4:47pm On Feb 27, 2018*. Modified: 5:03pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Diickrider: A subtle jibe directed at the Igbos  buhariguy: See finishing,
He said cow is far better than idiotic pigs of Biafra.
He succinctly said--"cow are more historic than other tribe like idiotic pigs Biafra" Really? Last time I checked the N500 note had the face of an igbo man on it. Hold on let me check again........ https://www.banknotes.com/NG30.JPG That's right his face is still on the 500 naira note. https://www.banknotes.com/NG30.JPGFYI the other side of the N500 shows the contribution of the core southern region SS and SE ( the oil drilling rig) so comparing groundnut pyramids and cattle to crude only shows just how dumb some people are. ChangeIsCostant: A young man from Abbare area of Taraba state, has Below is what he shared on Facebook;
This is to tell you how historical cows and Fulanis are, cows contributed immensely to the development of Nigeria as nation, that's why They're pictured on our currency unlike pigs and dogs that were never recognize. Therefore, cows are more historic than some tribes in Nigeria.
Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/cows-historic-tribes-nigeria-fulani-man-says-photos.html Well at least he got the order right. Cows before fulanis. Speaking of historic, I think this a.b.o.k.i.s stupidity has to be historic |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Children Of Pastors Wayward? by Mrchippychappy(m): 9:54am On Feb 25, 2018 |
ALL children of pastors are wayward? please who carried out the opinion poll? what kind of thread is this? NL and its anti-christian agenda. Una no dey tire? |
Sports › Re: Dembele Is A 'genius' Like Okocha - Pochettino by Mrchippychappy(m): 2:52pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
modelmike7: Then Hazard is a GENERAL IN COMMAND!!! Dem dey talk of Okocha dis donkey dey mention hazard name. |
Islam › Re: Ruling On A Woman Putting Her Picture On Social Media by Mrchippychappy(m): 9:41am On Feb 23, 2018 |
Lukgaf: Praise be to Allaah. It is haraam for a girl to put a picture of herself on Facebook or in chat rooms or on other websites, for a number of reasons:
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This is contrary to covering and concealment that is enjoined upon women in the Qur’aan and Sunnah. Allah, may He be glorified and exalted, says concerning the noblest of women and the furthest of them from suspicion, namely the wives of the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him):
“And when you ask (his wives) for anything you want, ask them from behind a screen, that is purer for your hearts and for their hearts”
[al-Ahzaab 33:53]
“O Prophet! Tell your wives and your daughters and the women of the believers to draw their cloaks (veils) all over their bodies (i.e., screen themselves completely except the eyes or one eye to see the way). That will be better, that they should be known (as free respectable women) so as not to be annoyed. And Allah is Ever OftForgiving, Most Merciful”
[al-Ahzaab 33:59]
And He forbade women to speak softly, as He says (interpretation of the meaning):
“O wives of the Prophet! You are not like any other women. If you keep your duty (to Allah), then be not soft in speech, lest he in whose heart is a disease (of hypocrisy, or evil desire for adultery, etc.) should be moved with desire, but speak in an honourable manner”
[al-Ahzaab 33:32].
So Allah, may He be glorified and exalted, enjoined the wives of the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him), and the believing women in general, to observe hijab, so as to purify the hearts of the believing women and to protect them from anything that may give rise to temptation or suspicion, and so as to preserve their chastity and that of His believing slaves. Once this is understood, it will become clear that for a woman to put her picture where it will be seen by righteous and evildoers alike on such websites is something that is contrary to Allah’s teachings.
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That opens the door to fitnah (temptation) and evil for the woman and for those who see her. How often have we heard and read painful stories caused by such things. How many pure and chaste women have fallen into the traps of those who do not fear Allah, evildoers who have tempted them with sweet words and promises until, when they had had their way with them, they turned their back on them and abandoned them with nothing but regret and loss, and perhaps shame in this world and in the Hereafter - Allah forbid.
How many evildoers have tampered with those images and reproduced them by modern means, putting the head of a decent woman on the body of an immoral woman, then there will be great regret for what she brought upon herself and her family when regret is to no avail.
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With regard to what you have mentioned about some women who wear hijab believing that putting their picture in hijab is not forbidden according to Islam, if what you mean by hijab is proper shar‘i hijab that covers the face and does not show the face of the woman, then this kind of thing is not forbidden in Islam, especially when there is a need for it. But this is not what they meant, because there is no benefit in doing this. What is the point of putting a picture of a black shape in which nothing appears?!
But if what is meant is putting a picture of a woman with her face uncovered, even if she has covered the rest of her body, then we have explained that this is what leads to evil consequences that are sufficient to deem it forbidden, even if we do not say that it is obligatory for the woman to cover her face; so how about if that is obligatory? The sin in this case is multiplied and the danger is greater. By doing that she has transgressed and what the believing women have been accustomed to doing for centuries.
Al-Ghazaali (may Allah have mercy on him) said in Ihya’ ‘Uloom ad-Deen (2/53): Men throughout the ages have always had their faces uncovered and women have always gone out with their faces covered. End quote. It says something similar in Fath al-Baari, 9/337.
Al-Haafiz Ibn Hajar (may Allah have mercy on him) said in Fath al-Baari (9/424): The custom of women in the past and more recently has been to cover their faces in front of non-mahram men. End quote.
Moreover, if everyone who has any common sense realises that the focal point of beauty and fitnah in women is the face, and this is what men want to see, and it is from this that it is judged whether a woman is beautiful or not, then publishing pictures in the manner mentioned opens the door to women for be tempted to be a source of temptation, and for them and their pictures to be treated disrespectfully, as they will be visible to anyone who wants to see them.
And Allah knows best.
https://islamqa.info/en/165186 What if my Screen is broken? Can I still ask my wife or would I have to repair or buy a new screen first? |
Islam › Re: Muslims Burn Pampers Diapers In India Over Cartoon, Accuses Pampers Of Blasphemy by Mrchippychappy(op): 8:41pm On Feb 21, 2018 |
OkpaAkuEriEri: Y is not on FP? Save workers in naija wrkn for Procter n Gambler because I no d riot WL spread This is serious bro. Someone threating procter and gamble all in the name of a cat's whiskers. That madridguy is a terrorist |
Islam › Re: Muslims Burn Pampers Diapers In India Over Cartoon, Accuses Pampers Of Blasphemy by Mrchippychappy(op): 7:54pm On Feb 21, 2018 |
Nutase: Illiteracy begats stupidity. This has nothing to do with illiteracy, This is just plain evil. |
Islam › Re: Muslims Burn Pampers Diapers In India Over Cartoon, Accuses Pampers Of Blasphemy by Mrchippychappy(op): 7:49pm On Feb 21, 2018 |
madridguy: Before arm is before warn. Hope the company will do the needful before it end up like Charlie Hebdo. Na wa for this una religious of peace. This is clearly a threat towards Procter and Gamble, the makers of Pampers. |
Islam › Muslims Burn Pampers Diapers In India Over Cartoon, Accuses Pampers Of Blasphemy by Mrchippychappy(op): 6:58pm On Feb 21, 2018 |
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Education › Re: Snake: JAMB Registrar, Oloyede Blasts Nigerians For Joking Over Missing N36m by Mrchippychappy(m): 9:38am On Feb 21, 2018 |
Oloyede? una too don dey reason like cows? |
Culture › Re: “I Don’t Give My Instagram To Black People" - White Model To Black Photographer by Mrchippychappy(m): 6:58pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
Anastaciya, from her name you can tell she is one of the russian sub human racist pigs. I sorry for that mumu mikel wen go dey marry russian pesin. Im go soon see something |
Politics › Re: Olusegun Obasanjo: I Will Commit Suicide By Hanging If Nigeria Loses Hope by Mrchippychappy(m): 1:20pm On Feb 17, 2018 |
Man wey don steal more than half of Nigeria money dey talk about committing suicide? Na lie, with all that money life is too sweet. Afonja crook  |
TV/Movies › Re: Black Panther : Why Is Everyone Acting So Stupid? by Mrchippychappy(m): 8:37am On Feb 17, 2018 |
judgedredd22: My good people, here is a good example of how people fail in their academics. 
So in your reverse-educated mind, you actually think you made sense with this post?
In your supposed rant, you clearly thought the celebration was because the movie is about black panther. Sorry to burst your bubble but the celebration is not about black panther as a movie. It is a celebration of the movie industry coming full circle and giving a major headline, big budget movie a black cast steeped in excellence. If you still don't understand why it is a big deal, maybe you should first of all, get to studying (if you know how to) the history of race and racism in the film/movie industry.
Secondly, it is big in america mostly because the movie's (with it's historical significance and context) release is in February - which in America is Black History month. Get it? (that is also why the movie company slated the release to sync, for maximum effect and profits - it s still someone's biz you know )
Thirdly, within the context of the movie, though it might be fiction, it epitomises independence and excellence set in african landscape which is contrary to already formed opinions/stereotypes about africa as a land of uncivilized, primitive people in need of constant help and support (Que Donald Trump's 'shithole' comment some weeks ago). The movie is already helping to shape narratives towards the positive in this context. A whole lot of foreigners are ignorant in this aspect.
These issues may seem trivial to you, as a shortsighted individual that you are. If you ever lived outside the shores of the african continent then maybe you would begin to understand the weight of shaping narratives. Just like Chimamanda Adichie has been trying to do by shaping the mindsets of foreigners towards africa through FICTION and breaking away the laid down history from a single story point of view, as told by colonialists. I'm sure you never understood why she is widely celebrated.
So, next time before you start spewing brain farts, do some reading and studying on the subject in question before making a fool of yourself in public. And the music/soundtrack to the movie is not chiefly american music, if you must know. The artistes are mostly black and african (with exception of james blake), from europe, africa and america. Which on its own, is nod to the cohesion of the black race across continents.
Movies might be FICTION, but there's a lot that goes into movie projects by way of subliminal messaging which has a lot of stakes behind it. Have you ever wondered what africa would have been like as at today, without the interference of the foreigners - arabian, european and american? That is the sub-message behind the movie and that is why blacks all over are hyped - it is about the social narrative, not FICTIONAL Black Panther. Maybe you should study some history and be informed context-wise. Before the slavery era, africans were technologically advanced and educated, and were kings in EUROPE, yes, the same europe!
You need to get your reasoning upgraded, from the kindergaten level where it is at the moment, to that of an aware black adult. READ!! All this rant for a work based on fiction. Men, I don't even know where to start - cultural significance based on a fictional "black figure" from a fictional "black african country" in a cat suit made out of a non existing mysterious metal material, right? Getting carried away in all this trash comic based "pro black" sentiment wouldn't get you anywhere, Africans tend to do this a lot. We got carried away when Obama was elected, did the perception of the world change regarding black people? Hell No, if that didn't work then how is it that arm chair, self made intellectuals and pro africa historians (we were kings in Europe? Tell me something I don't know lol) like yourself, for some strange reason think that the african male version of cat woman would change peoples perception towards Africa?. We have real powerful african figures and history to fall back on and has that changed the perception of other races towards Africans? No but for some strange reason the male cat woman movie would do it right? Hannibal of Carthage, No I am not proud of him Tirhakah, the nubian pharaoh , No I am not proud of him Mansa Musa of Mali, No not proud of him either The pyramids of Giza, No I am not proud of those mysterious wonders of the earth Timbuktu, No not proud of that either The Aba women riot- One of the first ever all female marches that ever took place, but guess what? I am not proud of them either BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM PROUD OF? The male version of cat woman ruling over a fictional african nation and fighting bad guys in a metallic cat suit. THAT THERE IS ALL THE BLACK HISTORY I NEED. Next time our children need an African to look up to, how about we forget the people mentioned above and just tell them about King Tchala the black panther, that ought to fuel African kids with the fire of pan- africanism, right? I love the movie black panther but there is ABSOLUTELY no cultural relevance to the fictional movie black panther and African history or Africa as it could have been in the past or as it is today. Get that into your thick skulls. HOW ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU CAN CHANGE PEOPLES PERCEPTION OF AFRICA BASED ON A SUPER HERO MOVIE? Dumb phucks! |
TV/Movies › Re: Black Panther : Why Is Everyone Acting So Stupid? by Mrchippychappy(m): 9:49pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
ClintonNzedimma: Your points are useless as 'ueue' in the word queue. Yes Wakanda is fictional, it depicts an Africa that could have been if we got our acts right. It tells you there is nothing wrong in being in touch with your Africa roots and being advanced in society at the same time. Forget the movie and focus on the story A movie is based on one thing = The storyline, so to forget the movie you would also have to forget the storyline, Nigerians and their senseless ideologies sha. Forget the movie, focus on the story. That is probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard lol |
TV/Movies › Re: Black Panther : Why Is Everyone Acting So Stupid? by Mrchippychappy(m): 9:44pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
oseriki9: Ode people are hyped because its the first marvel film about blacks. Where do blacks originate from? Is it not Africa so your points are shit. Some of una for here no get sense at all. How can an african's source of "black pride" or "black power" be based on a work of fiction? I am 100% a fan of black panther BUT ABEG IT IS FICTION. Anyone who's source of black pride is based on black panther should be ashamed of himself or herself. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Prays For The Death Of Ritual Killers In Nigeria by Mrchippychappy(m): 9:40pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
Maybe we should channel this energy to the death of the corrupt politicians destroying this country. Just a thought |