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RomanceRe: I Just Watched Porn And Self Serviced by MrCork: 1:04pm On Jul 01, 2018
Jamariwolff:
I just came back from church and the first thing I did was to off my clothes and touch my body.
I dont think I can ever control this urge, why did God leave me with this desire? huh sad
..we all so beginin to belif yor head may not be correct & please take it has a compliment (no ofeense ) smiley
RomanceRe: Pastor Who Slept With A Bursty Nigerian Lady Without Paying Finally Pays by MrCork: 12:42pm On Jul 01, 2018
salvationproject:
Remember Hopeyemi Hogunsakin, who took to her FB account to cry out on how a pastor named Tunde Olawuni and his secretary slept with her and her friend without paying their agreed N10000 sum.

Anyways the man of God have finally paid her and even apologize for his deeds. She wrote,



Hopeyemi share the encounter on June 22 and even gave the pastor an ultimatum of 24 hours or she will reveal his pictures.

http://www.9jahyper.com.ng/pastor-slept-with-a-bursty-lady-without-paying-finally-pays/
..rubbbbbbbish... .Oyindidi,s booooobsi is 5 times biggest! ! undecided
RomanceRe: Wish 5 People Happy New Month by MrCork: 12:35pm On Jul 01, 2018
Amarabae:
Happy new month to you all.
Iamairforce1
Lefulefu
Tonyebarcanista
Oyindidi
And to others I can't remember.
7 is the number of perfection.
Welcome to the month of perfection.
July is also the 2nd half of the year
May the second half of the year be more beautiful than the first half.
Amen.
angry
RomanceRe: I Just Watched Porn And Self Serviced by MrCork: 12:34pm On Jul 01, 2018
Jamariwolff:
I just came back from church and the first thing I did was to off my clothes and touch my body.
I dont think I can ever control this urge, why did God leave me with this desire? huh sad
..did some body swaaaar for u? (No ofeense smiley
FamilyRe: Is It Necessary To Have Children Or Make A Good Marriage Instead? by MrCork: 11:14am On Jul 01, 2018
Amarabae:
The decision to have a baby must be made when one is physically,emotionally etc ready.
Yes children are blessings.
They bring something unique into your life,
Mere looking at a child that comes out from your body as a woman is a wow feeling.
Children are unique.
Whether the child was born in marriage or before marriage,
For me, it doesn't matter,
I don't go about judging people's decision and choice.
Have a nice week dear
^^^ kaiiii. .see booooobsi. .sweery can I drink u? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Nicky Freak!!! Take Some Time To Admire The Rap Queen by MrCork: 11:12am On Jul 01, 2018
Jamariwolff:
shut ur ugly mug. Shameless baboon
^^^ kaiiiiii. .see booooobsi. .sweery
Serrrrrrrrrioooooooously. .we need to mate & have childrens..or don't u enjoy sweet things?..am even ready to pay cash. Are u free?
cheesy
EducationRe: Why Are We Allowing Foreigners To Tell Us Our Universities Are Bad? by MrCork: 11:09am On Jul 01, 2018
Timewilltell:
I believe naija has the best universities in the continent ,just that other countries bribe these agencies to lie as to embarrass Nigeria. Who really believes SA ,Ghana, Kenya, ordinary Uganda have better schools than us ? undecided. Can their graduates stand us ? . We can scam even the Americans left alone these stupid countries . Imagine the so called best university being cape town when we have sonyika and they have nothing . We have the best economy in the continent ,what do they have ? . Nonsense.
...and for the record. .Plis stop comparaining those hut u call university in that Africa place to wot we have hear in london. ...we definitely not on same level..do u even have libaries? (No ofeense ) angry
EducationRe: Why Are We Allowing Foreigners To Tell Us Our Universities Are Bad? by MrCork: 11:06am On Jul 01, 2018
Timewilltell2:
Who is better looking a naija girl who is smart to bleach or a charcoal Ghana girl who can't afford to? Lol. Stop deceiving yourself. Yes , we look closer to whites than you kiwis and we are superior .
..but .sweery.. if u aint lightskin plis stopped nagging like ostrich & simply change yor color...gadddddemit...
And then u complain u cant find man on nairaland! ((Shake my head twice ))
angry
PhonesRe: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 4:59am On Jul 01, 2018
Heemcelph:
I'd advice you read your books often, do your homeworks and most of all be focused.


PS. The person you're lusting over could possibly be a dude with an otherwise online gender status, that's what I think though. Unless you want to stick your stinking hotdog in a dude's stanky butthole. Good luck
...Bro stop barking. If u need woman. .I find u one...(no ofeense ).. angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by MrCork: 4:55am On Jul 01, 2018
Timewilltell2:
Good, shut up you dark skin illiterate slave , or we will sell you again.
..sweery am a lover not a fighter. So.please can we fuk?...am ready to pay u £17 cash for juss 2 minute of my time. .I will not come inside ...deal? cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Does Nigeria Have More Good Looking Women Than Other Africans?. by MrCork: 4:53am On Jul 01, 2018
Timewilltell2:
Broke are SA guy tryna charm a naija goddess. God forbid!
..see yor kangaroo face...can I remind u in drive £28,000 (cash ) range rover spot with alloy will. ..this usauly mean I get any women I want (married or single )..u included. ...I have moiney and truss me..if offer u £20 cash. .u will be my woman! ! ((True story ))) angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by MrCork: 4:46am On Jul 01, 2018
Timewilltell2:
A SA illterrate forming London? grin. If you visited naija you would feel like you are in London and never want to go back to that zoo , ask the drunkard who forced herself on dbanj. Naija better pass that slum country and have more light skin people even if bleached but we look more good than you .
angry
RomanceRe: Why Does Nigeria Have More Good Looking Women Than Other Africans?. by MrCork: 4:35am On Jul 01, 2018
Timewilltell2:
If you saw my skin you would be ashamed .
...change yor complexxion to lightskin & I might chase up if u locky. ..and juss in case u ask. .yes it's true I drove £28,000 (cash) range rover spot. ..juss in case u ask again! (True story ) angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by MrCork: 4:33am On Jul 01, 2018
Timewilltell2:
What is it with you ? Are you an ugly dark skin illiterate from SA ?
...sweery can I remind u am from London and u never beento London son Please stop acting like a ilitarate ..ok..u aint all that
( Shake my head twice)
angry
PhonesRe: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 12:37am On Jul 01, 2018
Heemcelph:
I'd advice you read your books often, do your homeworks and most of all be focused.


PS. The person you're lusting over could possibly be a dude with an otherwise online gender status, that's what I think though. Unless you want to stick your stinking hotdog in a dude's stanky butthole. Good luck
...Bro am from London. .I hav moiney. ..u in Nigeria, u have Nada...when u have moiney, come back and talk to me...and for the record, I have mate with 17 babes on nairaland. ..truss me, am a plaYa ! (No ofeense ) angry
PhonesRe: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 12:29am On Jul 01, 2018
Jamariwolff:
my boyfriend is a mechanical engineer, he's sexier
..glad u right about one things thou..yor boyfriend does look like Lagos road side mechanic... .he gots cute tribal mark thou (no ofeense ) undecided
PhonesRe: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 12:20am On Jul 01, 2018
Heemcelph:
You're a pain in the a$$. No joke.............. You buy over used Tecno phone mean say make we no get sleep again?
^^^son..u sOund like angry house wife....if u need moiney for phone credit.. juss..ask nicely! !(no ofeense ) undecided
PhonesRe: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 11:30pm On Jun 30, 2018
Jamariwolff:
grin grin grin grin grin
I'll report yu to the mods, no joking angry
..sweery but am very sexxxy and women love me..(fact)...ok..let me mate wit u and I promise not to come inside...I also buy u a nice wig..deal? smiley
PhonesRe: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 11:18pm On Jun 30, 2018
Jamariwolff:
goodnight
..sweery I can't sleep nah... wot u wearing? cheesy
PhonesRe: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 11:17pm On Jun 30, 2018
Jamariwolff:
yeah here he is. His name is John. He is perfection and I love him so much. Leave me alone mr còck!!!

I'm in a happy relationship
..John? ...sweery:guess wot.. I can help John. .if u sleep with me, I promise to post £12 cash to John to buy a nice suit there in Nigeria. ..all I need is juss 3 round. ..deal? cheesy
PhonesRe: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 11:13pm On Jun 30, 2018
Jamariwolff:
yeah here he is. His name is John. He is perfection and I love him so much. Leave me alone mr còck!!!

I'm in a happy relationship
..what tha hell?..that boy look like our former housemaid who stole the telvis ion & ran away...if that's yor boyfriend 4real then u clearlyca desperate. ..please please please can I mate wit u?..I will pay cash (pounds) smiley
PhonesRe: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 11:09pm On Jun 30, 2018
Jamariwolff:
that is him. Handsome as hell. I don't do short men, sorry còck
him were? Which him?..sweery did I mention am from pekam London & I drive a £28,000 (cash ) range rover spot with alloy will. .juss in case u ask....anyways I have moiney.

..short men are best lover. ..can I mate wit u?
wink
PhonesRe: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 11:06pm On Jun 30, 2018
Jamariwolff:
that is him. Handsome as hell. I don't do short men, sorry còck
angry
RomanceRe: She Declined My Facebook Request But Now Send Me A Friend Request by MrCork: 11:05pm On Jun 30, 2018
empire2017:
CNT REALLY GHAT YOUR QUESTION PLS .
..u said u born in 2017 & we are confuse undecided
PhonesRe: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 11:03pm On Jun 30, 2018
Jamariwolff:
no thanks. I have a boyfriend. He's very handsome and TALL
. TALL how?... 20 feet?...Tall guys are abnormal..anyways angry


sweery truss me..my dik is very big & when I Come like thunder..women say am strong like bull..can I juss enter a little? .. juss the head
smiley
PhonesRe: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 10:59pm On Jun 30, 2018
Jamariwolff:
no thanks. I have a boyfriend. He's very handsome and TALL
angry
RomanceRe: How Do I Kill Sexual Urge 100% by MrCork: 10:59pm On Jun 30, 2018
Jamariwolff:
How do uou control your sexual urge (without masturbation)I'm tired of being fúcked like a goat, my exboyfriend is very handsome tall and good in his stuff.
Every time i try to be celibate, i keep running back. I find him touching my body everyday at the end of it all.
I'm even turning lesbian little by little.

Pls Help me kill this urge all sexual urge, i need to focus on my books and get a first class please .
..ok..so u.yor boyfriend fuk u like goats. ..correct. ...wot kinda goat..anyways

...sweery me am a gentleman,. . I will fuk u like kangaroo..we need to discuss ! (Real talk )
cheesy
PhonesRe: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 10:54pm On Jun 30, 2018
Jamariwolff:
I got a UK used Samsung s5 3 weeks ago, and since yesterday. It started going off on its own.

I've performed factory reset on this phone but no difference

1. If I press the power button to wakeup the screen, it goes off.
2. If I'm playing music, it shuts down after some time.
3. After it shuts down, I have to wait 30 min or more, remove the battery and trying putting it on again before it comes up.
4. When operating, the screen flickers showing different colors and splittin of lines.
5. It gets extremely hot on charge.

I'm just so confused pls anyone
^^^kaiiiiii. .see booooobsi booooobsi ..sweery can I kiss cheesy
RomanceRe: She Declined My Facebook Request But Now Send Me A Friend Request by MrCork: 10:53pm On Jun 30, 2018
empire2017:
Evening my Good people of one family.
back 2015, i was really crazy in love with this babe buh she never seems serious abt it.I sent her a facebook friend request buh she never accepted.I discovered maybe am too disturbing her so decided to let her be.
Just this evening i saw her facebook friend request.
Hmmm the thing weak me diee... what's your say friends.SHUD I ACCEPT HER REQUEST?
..Bro was in born in 2017? (No ofeense ) undecided
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Man Like Your Father Or A Woman Like Your Mother by MrCork: 9:05pm On Jun 30, 2018
Indescribable18:
Just curious. I mean our parents' marriage is the first we see and we pick some loveable attributes we would like to see in our own marriage. For me absolute no to a man like my father but I hope to be a woman like my mom
.wtf?..u want to marry yor father?...Bro r u ok? (No ofeense ) angry
RomanceRe: That Clean Boy Refused Me With Dignity by MrCork: 4:48pm On Jun 30, 2018
ugandalady:
are you jealous ? is this your business?

are u ashamed that a white lady is playing your black brother”s dick?
..u a known crackhead. .did I say something wrong? undecided

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