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RomanceRe: Top 5 Reason Why All Men Come To Nairaland To Chase Females!! by MrCork(op): 10:26am On Jun 29, 2018
Evablizin:
OP,is that all?
..well those are the top 5 reason why guys chase up on nairaland. .THANK ME LATER! ! wink
RomanceRe: He Masturbate For Me by MrCork: 10:24am On Jun 29, 2018
ugandalady:
i dont fvxck, i masturbate big black dicks!u know your dick too small for me, that is why u ridicule me
...I will never ridicule u..I spek truth only undecided
RomanceTop 5 Reason Why All Men Come To Nairaland To Chase Females!! by MrCork(op): 10:21am On Jun 29, 2018
...All men (married & single) finally agreed we all come to nairaland to chase women...pirrrrrriod. .no more excuses...anyways hear are the top 5 reason why we come to chase...

1. Punnnnnny.
Let's be honest, every man's goal is to net that punny asap....nairaland makes that dream come thru..I gots 18 so far.. ((punnnnnny is a gooooooooooooooalllllllll!)) cheesy


2. Lightskin females
Sadly 98% of all all males agree they never spoken to lightskin females in there life cozzz they don't have moiney & self confident ..but thanks to nairaland & great guys like Mr Cork..there's is now hope!..hope for life ! ((THANK ME LATER)) wink


3. London
Although am from pekam London, 97% of nairaland guys agreed they could never dream of talking to females like Lalas247 (from London ) but thanks to nairaland, they can now talk to guys like Mr Cork (the Londoner ) or Lalas247 (a London model) smiley


4. Moiney
Am feddddup of 98% of nairaland guys asking me for Pounds stalin simply cozzz am from London& I drive a £28,000 (cash )range rover spot..and the fact that I am known for linking up the guys with chicks...anyways! : undecided


5. Extra Chicks!
This aint rocket science as all men agree the main aim is to get extra chicks (married or single ). ...u don't even spend moiney on..u juss talk!
cheesy
RomanceRe: He Masturbate For Me by MrCork: 8:52am On Jun 29, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:
Lol thanks for the good news. Abeg Shey na naija she dey?
..who?.. ugandalady? ...nah..she said she come to nairaland to fuk cozzz she want black man.. she will fuk anything..truss me..she easy...talk to her!! smiley
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Given A Girl Mouth Action by MrCork: 8:44am On Jun 29, 2018
MrDickfit:
Lol... Not feels better than making sure a girl is enjoying the pleasure you're giving her. It makes you feel like a man.
.bro.u like ugandalady? ...Bro u can go for her..((real talk)) ..she dates anything. .u don't belif me..ASK HER!! smiley
RomanceRe: He Masturbate For Me by MrCork: 8:36am On Jun 29, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:
I sent u a pm.

Kindly reply and send me ur whatsapp line
..Bro u muss be desparate..really desparate ...good news is ugandalady is white she fuk anything! ! smiley
RomanceRe: He Masturbate For Me by MrCork: 8:34am On Jun 29, 2018
ugandalady:
is this a kind of love?

he pulled his dick out of my mouth and did it by himself.

i was not sure if this is a sort of affection. or i incurred his impatience?

i have sucked 10 minutes ,without any result. was i doing a bad job?
^^^^CRACKBABY SEEKING ATTENTION AGAIN!!! undecided
RomanceRe: Funky Wedding Invitation Of Two Nairalanders And Thier Cute Wedding Pictures by MrCork: 9:14pm On Jun 28, 2018
chiagozie1:
“My darling Esther, remember the very first day we met? From the moment I saw you ,without a VAR I knew, I just knew that you were The One, the one I MUST spend my life with. Our courtship has been the happiest period of my life because, in that time, you become not just my lover and companion, but also my best friend.

I want to be your lover, your companion and your best friend for the rest of my life. I promise to love and cherish you, to keep you close and, with faithfulness, to be your support and help in times of need, to make you laugh and to hold you when you cry and to always show you the respect and honor you so deserve until I close my eyes on this Earth for the very last time.”

Thanks for being my muse

lalasticlala
seun please show us love


The traditional wedding photos https://www.nairaland.com/3871624/traditional-marriage-two-nairalanders-pic

..she fat.....she sint ok looking..
she ain't lightskin. ..no ofeense!!
angry
RomanceRe: Funky Wedding Invitation Of Two Nairalanders And Thier Cute Wedding Pictures by MrCork: 9:12pm On Jun 28, 2018
chiagozie1:
“My darling Esther, remember the very first day we met? From the moment I saw you ,without a VAR I knew, I just knew that you were The One, the one I MUST spend my life with. Our courtship has been the happiest period of my life because, in that time, you become not just my lover and companion, but also my best friend.

I want to be your lover, your companion and your best friend for the rest of my life. I promise to love and cherish you, to keep you close and, with faithfulness, to be your support and help in times of need, to make you laugh and to hold you when you cry and to always show you the respect and honor you so deserve until I close my eyes on this Earth for the very last time.”

Thanks for being my muse

lalasticlala
seun please show us love


The traditional wedding photos https://www.nairaland.com/3871624/traditional-marriage-two-nairalanders-pic
angry
RomanceRe: Bionic Manhood As 44-year-old Man Born Without Penis Set To Have His First Sex by MrCork: 9:09pm On Jun 28, 2018
Hisduchess:
ur teeth ain't good so u can't kiss me am a duchess (real talk)
..ok u win...can we fuk? smiley
RomanceRe: Bionic Manhood As 44-year-old Man Born Without Penis Set To Have His First Sex by MrCork: 7:47pm On Jun 28, 2018
Hisduchess:
shake it off it will be better
..am in a good mood..ok..can I kisse u?..am from London. .remember! smiley
RomanceRe: Can you buy Sanitary Pad For Your Wife/girlfriend at The supermarket? Opinion by MrCork: 7:45pm On Jun 28, 2018
ImaIma1:
You should stop allowing your friends' opinions rule you. It is your life.

What is wrong with buying sanitary towel? Isn't it sold in the store or is it from the evil forest?

If she says you should get detergent or soap or even condoms, it is ok but sanitary pad is evil abi.
..sweery Plis forget these boring thread mennnn...are u lightskin & do u were thong?.. I have moiney! smiley
RomanceRe: Can you buy Sanitary Pad For Your Wife/girlfriend at The supermarket? Opinion by MrCork: 7:44pm On Jun 28, 2018
Tyenergie:
Pls Mr, I dont think I mentioned anything like "padd" as you've claimed.

You also asked if I'm okay (and you quoted no offence). invariably, you're more subjective to the question you posed than I am, coz of your level of paradoxical.
Thanks
..ok so yor level is selling padd(wot ever that means)...correct? ..does nairaland look like market to u or do u think we foolish? .....bro if u wanto sell padd.. please...goto yahooPadd. Comm!! ((No ofeense )) undecided
RomanceRe: Can you buy Sanitary Pad For Your Wife/girlfriend at The supermarket? Opinion by MrCork: 5:29pm On Jun 28, 2018
Tyenergie:
Please, I just need to sample opinion on the subject matter to clear my conscience, because am also a victim.
I was with my friends, and this question cropped up. While some agree, some disagree saying it's feminal, that any guy found in such act may be tagged "woman wrapper".

The question is:
Guys: is it normal or inappropriate to buy sanitary pad for your wife especially when politely asked (and she isn't in a close place to get it herself).

Ladies: can you ask your guy/husband/fiance to buy sanitary pad for you while coming from work(which is presumed to be closer to the market)? Or you see it as a ladylike affair which shouldn't involve masculine.

Thanks as I await your sincere response.

a
..which one is padd again?... Bro r u ok? (No ofeense ) undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Black Women Hate Kissing?? by MrCork(op): 4:20pm On Jun 28, 2018
....one naija babe juss threw kiss at me simply because she saw me in my metallic black fully tinted range rover! (Shake my head twice ) undecided
RomanceRe: False Rape Allegations: How Do Men Protect Themselves by MrCork: 3:58pm On Jun 28, 2018
[quote author=TSOM post=68905156][/quote]..Bro did they rape u? undecided
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Given A Girl Mouth Action by MrCork: 3:50pm On Jun 28, 2018
MrDickfit:
Oboy I finally give the girl o.. One of the best sex I've had with her in a while. I suck Toto for the first time in my life. Nothing special sha. Can't even describe the taste but it wasn't bad. The girl just dey wriggle dey shake and twist leg abeg na so dem dey do if dem day collect head ? After giving her I change position . I find it difficult to penetrate with condom the prick nor go just gree enter. I vex commot condom So I dived in raw jare. Give am missionary first before we switch doggy. Omoh the girl just dey moan dey complain say e dey pain am bet I no send. Less than seven minuit I don pour. Small leak inside her Toto sef but she be learned, she knows what to take. The sex was mad sha.. Abeg na so girls dey shake body and leg if dem dey collect head?

..my niggggga. .next time u do it..use tanjarring. .
Best taste ever!!
cheesy
RomanceRe: Young Nigerian Man Weds An Aged Texan Woman by MrCork: 1:00pm On Jun 28, 2018
princetigris:
The hustle to travel for greener pastures is getting real by the day as a young man in his early twenties ties the knot with an older American.








Pictures below
...but why are IBO people all ways marrying 100 year old women juss for passport?
((Shake my head)).. no ofeense!
embarassed
RomanceRe: Bionic Manhood As 44-year-old Man Born Without Penis Set To Have His First Sex by MrCork:
Hisduchess:
mate Kee u dia.are you high?
.. Hisduchess. .will u growwwwwwup & give this hand some Londoner some punnnnnny? ....don't u like sweet things? ((Shake my head continuously )) undecided
NYSCRe: Medlin Chisom, Corper Faces Sexual Assault, Threatenes To Report Her Director by MrCork: 11:11am On Jun 28, 2018
Dollyak:
Either fake or she's extremely stupid by giving away her identity.
..but why u angry at her curvy body?...can't u go to gym?? ..are u lightskin? (((Shake my head ))) angry
RomanceRe: Bionic Manhood As 44-year-old Man Born Without Penis Set To Have His First Sex by MrCork: 9:52am On Jun 28, 2018
Hisduchess:
am not a pack of card that can be smashed.so hapu m aka
.^^^STORY......ok but me & u will mate one day. .right? cheesy
RomanceRe: Bionic Manhood As 44-year-old Man Born Without Penis Set To Have His First Sex by MrCork: 2:39am On Jun 28, 2018
Hisduchess:
u meanit
..Kaiiiii. .I definitely love to smash that pillow case... 4real..serrrrrrrrrioooooooously. .we need to discuss! ! ((Real talk )) wink
EducationRe: Buhari Warns University Councils Against Sexual Harassment by MrCork: 1:36am On Jun 28, 2018
Audray:
It's ridiculous to think that at the exact same time I was breathing, eating and complaining about said food...over a 100 people were murdered,slaughtered like animals. Even animals are given a much more dignified death this days. Buhari your. " braders" are working. While you were shîttin around at your arewa peoples convention
,your "braders" were sharpening their machetes and readying their guns and fire to murder innocent people. Buhari the thunder that will fire you, will fire you endlessly o.
...so are u still lesbians and dother u have girl friend? .. I will like to watch! smiley
RomanceRe: Great Idea.....we Challenge The Ladies!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:20pm On Jun 27, 2018
Lalas247:
maka why..
what has Nigeria done for me lately sad they can't even score goals ... smy
...did u agree to take of yor cloths if Nigeria lost?...good news. .they lost

...kindly take it off please!
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Vera Gerald: 'Most Nigerians Think You Are Bleaching If You Are Light-Skinned' by MrCork: 10:55pm On Jun 27, 2018
tzargeemedia:
Vera Gerald, Nigerian actress/advertising model has released stunning new photos on her IG page. The talented actress and brand model shared the photos which shows her flawless skin and advised black people who are fond of changing their skin color to light skin to stop, because the habit is now making most people think every light skin person bleached their skin.

"Maybe the Nigerian Govt should also follow in the steps of Ghana which recently banned bleaching products in the country. It appears that these days, everyone is light skinned- even those whose mothers and fathers are charcoal black. My light skin is natural, and i won't have cared if it was black because i really do admire people with clean black skin as well; however it's becoming a big embarrassment to me when i meet new people and they're asking me, "What cream do you use, i want to have a skin as light as yours", she posted.

Continuing, she wrote; "I don't know if any of you naturally light-skinned people can relate . Please, whatever skin complexion you were born with, learn to appreciate it. There is more to you than your skin colour. Being light skinned will not make you more attractive than the person with a lovely black skin. It's pointless trying to impress any man by bleaching, because he doesn't want you the way God created you. If you need to bleach to impress a man and keep him, you will eventually lose him when your skin gets damaged. And your previously lovely dark skinned would have been lost for the right people to admire. God doesnt make a mistake. Believe in yourself. #embraceyourbody."

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2018/06/nigerian-model-vera-gerald-shows-off.html?m=1
...this aint rocket science..

..all females are sopose to be lightskin or half cast if they wannnnnto be beaaaarrriful or else no man will want them....FACT. ..SO . WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? ? (no ofeense )
angry
CelebritiesRe: Vera Gerald: 'Most Nigerians Think You Are Bleaching If You Are Light-Skinned' by MrCork: 10:51pm On Jun 27, 2018
tzargeemedia:
Vera Gerald, Nigerian actress/advertising model has released stunning new photos on her IG page. The talented actress and brand model shared the photos which shows her flawless skin and advised black people who are fond of changing their skin color to light skin to stop, because the habit is now making most people think every light skin person bleached their skin.

"Maybe the Nigerian Govt should also follow in the steps of Ghana which recently banned bleaching products in the country. It appears that these days, everyone is light skinned- even those whose mothers and fathers are charcoal black. My light skin is natural, and i won't have cared if it was black because i really do admire people with clean black skin as well; however it's becoming a big embarrassment to me when i meet new people and they're asking me, "What cream do you use, i want to have a skin as light as yours", she posted.

Continuing, she wrote; "I don't know if any of you naturally light-skinned people can relate . Please, whatever skin complexion you were born with, learn to appreciate it. There is more to you than your skin colour. Being light skinned will not make you more attractive than the person with a lovely black skin. It's pointless trying to impress any man by bleaching, because he doesn't want you the way God created you. If you need to bleach to impress a man and keep him, you will eventually lose him when your skin gets damaged. And your previously lovely dark skinned would have been lost for the right people to admire. God doesnt make a mistake. Believe in yourself. #embraceyourbody."

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2018/06/nigerian-model-vera-gerald-shows-off.html?m=1
angry
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Best Easter Quotation by MrCork: 9:32pm On Jun 27, 2018
Glocee:
Haha! I'm not fair na. wink
..well u look like ice cream & u look licka-able ((((PASS MARK)))) wink
RomanceRe: "I Owe No Man A Tight P*ssy, If You Can't Swim Get Drown" - Lady Declares. by MrCork: 9:04pm On Jun 27, 2018
queensera:
A Nigerian lady with the username @Shiz Iza White took to her Facebook page to warn all men that she owes non of them a tight p*ssy.

She Wrote:

I owe no man a tight pussy!! �if u can't swim get drown!! ������

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/06/i-owe-no-man-a-tight-pssy-if-you-cant-swim-get-drown-lady-declares/
n
..so u saying yor puccccccccy ain't tight. .correct?...u want to start encourageing chicks like KillaBeauty to boast. ..correct? undecided
RomanceRe: "I Owe No Man A Tight P*ssy, If You Can't Swim Get Drown" - Lady Declares. by MrCork: 9:02pm On Jun 27, 2018
queensera:
A Nigerian lady with the username @Shiz Iza White took to her Facebook page to warn all men that she owes non of them a tight p*ssy.

She Wrote:

I owe no man a tight pussy!! �if u can't swim get drown!! ������

Source:
angry
TravelRe: On Vacation: New York City by MrCork: 9:01pm On Jun 27, 2018
Audray:
Haha. True.
Take pictures?
..yes it's on my profile..so are u still a lesbian? I want to pay so I can watch. Can we link? cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Wrong With People?!(late Nite Rant) by MrCork: 8:58pm On Jun 27, 2018
Audray:
OK . So I am not trying to be an insensitive jerk or offensive. But I think Nigerians are being ####****##! I mean no one has been typing "pray for Nigeria" on their FB walls, changing their themes into Nigerian flag,posting pics of any Nigerian monument or landmark or lighting candles for the scores and scores of blown up people since 2009. But BOOM its France! everyone is "praying for France" cos Justin bieber did it,phyno is doing it and we are now copying them. Every part of t internet I look at all I see is "pray for France" It has become one of those tragic sensational one week internet fads just like the chibok girls.(remember?) Chris brown,Mitchell Obama, Obama sef, rihanna, Beyonce and the likes all wrote"bring back our girls" on cardboard sheets and posed with fake sad faces to take shots and post online and Nigerian celebs and random people all over followed suit like goats then everyone forgot all about it in a week. Remember?!. Good! cos that's exactly wats happening again. Rubbish!
...so are u still practising lesbianism?.please sheck out my photo profile so i can hook up up and watch.. deal?...am ready to pay cash and u have a great shance cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Best Easter Quotation by MrCork: 8:53pm On Jun 27, 2018
Glocee:
If Jesus Christ be not risen, then is our preaching vain and your faith is also vain. 1st Corinthians 15:14
&^^kaiiii see fine babe...sweery can I love u? cheesy

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