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RomanceRe: What Makes A Woman Lady? by MrCork: 12:16pm On Jun 14, 2018
ugandalady:
when lady this word sounds in my ears, the first image is a white elegant woman , who lives in a cold castle and feels cold towards sex.

not a lady who amasses 100 kg weight, and who sucks a lot big black dicks, in a hormone unbalanced place, due to its overdue sunshine and heat.
..ok..so u saying u a beautiful white elepant...correct? ... u confusing us..4real undecided
RomanceRe: Hmmmmmmmm by MrCork: 11:38am On Jun 14, 2018
Preciousgirl:
Abeg o
I am on a bus
And my stomach is worrying me
Likely the watery type
I am feeling very uncomfortable and we are stuck in traffic
Make I do for body?
.. KillaBeauty. .grow up!! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Finds Love Again, As Annie Idibia Reacts (Photos) by MrCork: 11:34am On Jun 14, 2018
Saff:
I love her skin tone, her body and height. She’s so beautiful. Love her.
..Kaiiiii. those leg mennnn. ..baby ..quIck question. .are u half cast? tongue
RomanceRe: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op):
angry
RomanceRe: What Makes A Woman Lady? by MrCork: 11:25am On Jun 14, 2018
ugandalady:
what kind of cannibalist language ? can it be uttered by human larynx ?
.so .was wrong with booooobsi & nyansh? .....dis I say somtin wrong...are u not a woman? undecided
RomanceRe: What Makes A Woman Lady? by MrCork: 10:27am On Jun 14, 2018
ugandalady:
i have browsed some threads over here, and i find out an interesting fact that, black women are called lady.

how can a woman who receives a giant black dick be called a lady ? let alone she herself is so dirty, and nasty.

look at me, a beautiful blond. if there is a lady here, it is me , out of question. and who the heck is that nigerian woman, who eats more dicks than i do and yells when a stranger man puts his hand on her hip in a crowd ?

what sort of quality do you think a woman should have that gives her the title of lady ? because she takes gargantuan dicks ? for this, they obviously overdo me ! my orifices are narrow.
....booooooosi & nyansh! ! .. duh!!! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Banky W And Rahama Sadau On Set Of 'Up North' by MrCork: 6:57am On Jun 14, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Where is his wife adesua sad
...good mornin...quIck question. .do u have nyansh? smiley
CrimeRe: Boyfriend Of Married Woman Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon, Lands In Hospital.Video by MrCork: 10:37pm On Jun 13, 2018
Saff:
lipsrsealed
well I can punish you properly, if you know what I mean grin grin grin
..Kaiiiii. ..but why do u keep making our dik had with those leg? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Edun Body-Paints His Lagos Hustle As He Celebrates His 37th Birthday by MrCork: 11:37am On Jun 13, 2018
correctbae:
TV personality, Denrele Edun shook the internet this morning as he took to his instagram page to upload paint pictures of himself as he Celebrates his 37th birthday.

Denrele was born in Hamburg, Germany, to a Yoruba father and an Indian - Mauritius mother. He is the only son and has two sisters. He grew up in Germany and came to Nigeria when he was five.
Denrele is known for his fashion style and personality. He started his television career as an actor at eleven when he played a presenter/producer on Kiddievision 101 on NTA Network.
To make his day unique, Denrele started with posting of paint pictures with different Instagram posts where he eulogies himself.


In one of the post, he revealed that he stood for 7hours to get the paint on his body despite been sick. According to his post, he painted his Lagos hustle on his body, how he tried surviving and overcome the hurdles of Lagos life.

His post:

HAPPY 37TH BIRTHDAY TO ME; ADENRELE OLUFEMI ADEYEMI AKANBI SAMUEL (RAJEEV RAJA) EDUN.

Sound Check; I stood for 7 HOURS to get this done, in my malaria weak state..Who send me message? (I'm better now, tho)! Reality Check; I know what you've seen and heard about LAGOS: what you think is happening, what you think she needs, what you think she is!
The four things that come to mind when people think of LAGOS are: Population, Problems, Poverty and Promises Unfulfilled.
But that's not the whole story!

MY LAGOS (as ARTFULLY painted on me) shows you something different. We HUSTLE, we find ways to overcome, We SURVIVE.
Everyday we are changing our communities, it may be a process and it may be a little bit at a time But we are changing it nonetheless.
MY STORY is real; Most of my subjects will INSPIRE, others will PROVOKE, but each story of MINE will challenge what you thought you knew about me and reintroduce ME in my LAGOS to you!
I AM A JUMPSTARTER, A SHOW STOPPER AND A LIVING LEGACY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
�: @kobiwilliamzphotography
Body Art and Creative Illustration: @hk_locks
Hair: @benflashessylva
#DenreleHits37 #TheBig37 #37AndSwaggingIt #ManNoPause

Source: https://correct.com.ng/nigeria-tv-personality-denrele-edun-releases-mind-blowing-pictures-as-he-celebrates-his-37th-birthday/
...who is she?... we never heard of her in London and she even dakskin! undecided
RomanceRe: Roby Ekpo & Mayowa Lambe-Ekpo Pre-Wedding Photos: Strangling & Dragging by MrCork: 9:28am On Jun 13, 2018
Gossipblogger:
Popular MC Roby Ekpo is finally set to wed the love of his life, and this is the concept they came up with for their pre-wedding photos, In the photos the woman could be seen dragging him on the floor while he's holding 'Help me' Placard, another one it seem like she was strangling him... Would you let your spouse hold you like that? See below


Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/06/woman-strangles-her-fiances-neck-drags.html
..but why do Nigerian women keep strangling people ...London white women would never behave like that (smh) undecided
RomanceRe: How Do Single Mothers Celebrate Fathers Day? by MrCork(op): 9:25am On Jun 13, 2018
..anyways it will be nice to see single mothers show happiness for there baby fathers even though he ran away...fathers day must be celebrated so ladies. .please stop cussing yor baby fathers and please STOP using his child against him juss to prove pointment. .YOU ARE WRONG! (real talk ) embarassed
FamilyRe: How I Caught My Cheating Wife by MrCork: 6:42am On Jun 13, 2018
angelboy01:
I Am not really good at writing a composition but the whole thing started around last year November when I lost my job at a reputable company, things became really hard that my ex wife started with her attitude, someone I helped through her schooling, even opened a shop for her after our wedding.

She started losing interest in me because I was broke and there was no more love because I couldn't meet up to her demands. She became the bread winner around that time, things didn't go as expected for me, I needed to do a lot of things even pay for the rented apartment we were in and the landlord came with the eviction letter.

Things became really tough that she wasn't sleeping at home anymore, she would leave home for days and come back home and give me some little change and leave again, she started to live with her aunt and I became so lonely and useless in her eyes.

Eventually when I came up with the apartment money and we paid I decided I wasn't going to stay with her for a while and go out and look for a job, so as to avoid fight and arguments. She later called me that her boss from the USA was back and she was to go and meet him because they had a meeting to do so I said OK since I usually speak and text with his boss so I allowed her to go. So after I left home I got a job and I frequented coming home to see her and my baby. I later found out she began to lock her phone and I asked her for the password she wouldn't give it to me so I began to suspect her.

One day I eventually found the password and I unlocked it while she was asleep. I found out through a chat she had with her friend that she had sex with her said boss and she even bought a land without telling me all through the years we were together. I felt so betrayed and angry. I woke her up and asked her about it and she started crying and begging me.

I left home angrily and jilted. I was so devastated that I smoked a lot of weed that day and drank so much beer. I called my mom explained to her and later told her mom too. The next day her mom called me that she wanted to poison herself because of what she did. I sent her boss a message on WhatsApp and that one didn't even answer me because he knew what he did with my ex wife.

It's been months now since this happened and her mom calls me almost everyday begging me to forgive and forget but how do I forget, it's not easy for me because I can be having sex with her and be seeing her boss face.

I blocked her on Facebook and whatsapp but didn't block her calls or text message because of my baby when I need to send upkeep money. She calls me but I don't pick up. I know that I can't be with her anymore but she has the wedding certificate we got at the court wedding. I told her to give the photocopy of the certificate to my mom but she wouldn't do it.

Guys the reason why I wrote this is who has an idea on how to go about a divorce without the certificate because someone told me the certificate is important for the divorce. I don't know anything about it and my uncle even said the divorce will cost me a lot of money about 650k. I don't know it that's true too. Lol.

Please guys help out here. I have the proof of the chat and the audio conversation of the sex escapade with her boss so that will help in the court. My lovely daughter is 2 years now. How do I even collect my daughter from her. I have left all my property's for her because of my daughter and am starting my life afresh. Will the court be able to grant me my daughters custody although am not ready to train her myself but I have my mom who can do that for me.

In addition to all of this guy's if your girl or woman passwords her phone and doesn't show you her password be very careful she might be cheating because not only did I find out she had sex with her boss I also found out she was also on some random social media nonsense talking to some random guys and all that and that she also bought a land without telling me for 3 years we were together.

Thanks for learning from my story and God bless you guys.
...is yor wife *Thegeneralqueen * from nairaland. ...Bro we don't truss that babe! ! angry
RomanceRe: How Do Single Mothers Celebrate Fathers Day? by MrCork(op): 6:38am On Jun 13, 2018
Divay22:
Do we celebrate Father's Day huh
...fathers day is on 17th June if every year...this Sunday. . Juss wondering if single mothers normally get angry on those days[..or maybe it's a easier time to toast them .. u feel me! cheesy
RomanceRe: How Do Single Mothers Celebrate Fathers Day? by MrCork(op): 9:50pm On Jun 12, 2018
KillaBeauty:
How do single fathers celebrate mothers’ day? There you go! That’s your answer right there smiley
..so how u been celebrateting fathers day as a single mother? smiley
RomanceRe: How Do Single Mothers Celebrate Fathers Day? by MrCork(op): 9:42pm On Jun 12, 2018
KillaBeauty:
How do single fathers celebrate mothers’ day? There you go! That’s your answer right there smiley
..not sure if u read up side down but is single mother the same as single father? ...This Sunday is fathers day so we will like to no how single mothers celebrate fathers day with the kids. .. simple question! undecided
RomanceRe: How Do Single Mothers Celebrate Fathers Day? by MrCork(op): 9:40pm On Jun 12, 2018
KillaBeauty:
How do single fathers celebrate mothers’ day? There you go! That’s your answer right there smiley
angry
RomanceRe: How Do Single Mothers Celebrate Fathers Day? by MrCork(op):
..this is juss to educate us...please don't be shy....KillaBeauty. .Hisduchess. .. jess048 ..SoapQueen. . Sugar97 .. mhisbliss ..Chrissyebony .. asdfjklhaha.. Babyforever thegeneralqueen.

.please advise
smiley
RomanceHow Do Single Mothers Celebrate Fathers Day? by MrCork(op): 9:31pm On Jun 12, 2018
....been wondering. ..please advise!! smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 9:29pm On Jun 12, 2018
Hisduchess:
babe u head dey there jare!
the guy is as short as a baby elephant that's why he could only get transgendered girls and cement-like girlfriend.. see his dentition sef like that of egungun masquerade. the guy is just ugly and short with empty pocket ((real talk)). cheesy
....ok. be nice...hook me up with that fat babe in yor profile. .....I wanna date her when I come to Nigeria for two week smiley
Music/RadioRe: Which Song Will U First Play With This? by MrCork: 9:23pm On Jun 12, 2018
Hisduchess:
me will be "particula" by major lazer ft nasty c,jidenna and partoranking.
angry
RomanceRe: DÎCK: Ladies, Choose One of These Díck Bulges. NA GIRLS DEY RUSH US [PICTURES] by MrCork: 8:42pm On Jun 12, 2018
KillaBeauty:
These ones are womb destructors shocked God forbid they’re all too big abeg(except the first), before someone’s daughter’s thing will slack grin
^^^shame.....anytime the word **DIK or prrrick** appears on any thread ...she show's up!!! ((Wot a wifey material ))) undecided
RomanceRe: Most Girls Are Hookers, But Men Are To Blame. by MrCork: 7:48pm On Jun 12, 2018
Ebuka2016:
before i begin, i wish to announce first that am broke with money (but not with ambition). Just so you can save yourself the stress of calling me broke in the comments section.

That said, i rarely woo girls and i don't expect them to woo me either.

So may we begin...

It is a known fact that women are more attracted to men with money (aka provider) than any other kind of man. If a man is handsome but does not have money, his handsomeness is probably useless to these women.

And guess what? Men all over the world have come to accept this fact, but Nigerian men over-accepted it. At whose detriment? Our own detriment!

Money is not restricted for men alone. Women make money too. But in Nigeria, when a woman makes money, it doesn't really count to the man who dates her because 'her money is her money and his money is our money' according to Nigeria Hookers Association (aka Nigerian women). Wrong mentality, but we still accepted. Let a woman's money remain her money, no problem.

But when a man's money becomes a woman's money before marriage, the man who spends the money on the woman and the woman being spent on are both mad. But one is madder than the other: the man.

When a woman is still under the care of her parents, does that not mean that the parents should be the one to take care of her expenses? Does that not mean that a man is there only to provide love and get it back at least until marriage? If really a woman wants to be taken care of (financially) by a man, why not pack your things and go live with him and bid your parents farewell? This way, we know you really want to be taken care of by your man alone. However, most women will still remain under their parents roof and will feel very confortable taking feeding money from a man outside. Proving to us that she is too broke to take care of herself and not only that, her dad is too broke to take care of her too. Yet she still has the gut to call a man broke and want him to own a car her father can't afford before approaching her. And you know the worst thing Nigerian men do? Accepting those responsibilities from a woman when she is not an orphan, because thats not supposed to be your responsibility.

I want to tell all men out there, a woman has no right to chop your money if you havent paid her bride price. She only has the right to your love. You can give her money if you have, but she doesn't have the right to make stupid demands from you like money for hair, money for menstrual pad, etc. Some even demand transport money to visit there own boyfriend. Common, its only normal for him to give you transport money after you must have visited and not before the visit. I wonder how many of you girls demand money from your aunty before paying her a visit. Yet the man you claim to love with all your heart, you tax him just so you could visit him, like you are doing him a favor or something.

I will end this by saying, if a woman should tax a man just because she is dating him, then it makes absolute sense for the man to make her a call girl and pay her for services rendered only. No heart break, no stories that touch, and definitely no stupid entitlement to your hard earned money.

It is important for Nigerian men to draw a line at certain points. A woman who isn't your wife yet only has the right to your love, care and attention as long as it is reciprocated. And you are compelled to always give it to her as long as you both are dating eachother. If you don't do this, she deserves the right to go her own way. It is only good of you to help her out with cash when you feel like and if need be, not mandatory. And she can do same too.

Thats all i have to say.
^Bro did they reject u? angry
RomanceRe: Any Chick Wannnna Discuss Baby Mama Vacancy? by MrCork(op): 6:30pm On Jun 12, 2018
...ok..DaKskin females can now apply!

Hisduchess. .Oyindidi. .KillaBeauty. .

LivingFree. . Funmisticqueen .. Jamariwolff .. Thegeneralqueen. . Diamond23...and others.

Ladies..no need to bleach ..THANK ME LATER! smiley



RomanceRe: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by MrCork: 6:26pm On Jun 12, 2018
Preshy561:
abeg shut up.
...so which one do u have...booooobsi or booooooooooooory? ...and can I inSpet it only twice? wink
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Classy In New Photo by MrCork: 4:53pm On Jun 12, 2018
infonewsnigeria:
Peter psquare okoye looks stylish and sophisticated in new photo which he shared on instagram.the musician/dancer/entrepeneur stays the look with a pastel pink shirt and a blue check pants.


SOURCE; https://www.infonewsnigeria.com/discussion/1031/peter-psquare-classy-in-new-photo#latest
.ok.....but why do IBO guys all ways dress like Michael Jackson. ...and wot's with the Jerry curl in 2018? (No ofeense ) smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 4:31pm On Jun 12, 2018
funmisticqueen:
let me just leave you to lick your wounds
..ok..where's that trouble maker called *funmisticqueen*. ...I want fight. .am in the mood. ..come outside! ! angry
RomanceRe: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 4:21pm On Jun 12, 2018
LivingFree:
He sounds like mrcork grin

It's the napoleon's complex embarassed
..I owe u moiney? angry
RomanceRe: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 4:20pm On Jun 12, 2018
LivingFree:
He sounds like mrcork grin

It's the napoleon's complex embarassed
angry
RomanceRe: 12 June - Happy Birthday Ubunja by MrCork:
funmisticqueen:
happy birthday ubunja, wishing you longlife and prosperity.
...forget ubongobogo mennnnnn. U owe me
..let's make up and be friend... can we mate officialy?
smiley
CelebritiesRe: Dance Queen, Kaffy Covers La Mode Magazine (photos) by MrCork: 2:19pm On Jun 12, 2018
youngest85:
With this her mouth, she could make a professional head giver
..congratulactions on yor reply on a thread called father buy his daughter a car....you officially now known to be the dumbest guy on nairaland. ..go now look at how many likes I got responding to u..well done! smiley

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