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ugandalady:
why do you give me attention by sending me a second hello ? you need my attention greatly. but i dont need your dick.

khingTony:
Before i write anything else, let me tell you guys the set of people who will disagree with this post

1.the broke girls themselves
2. Guys who are dating broke girls
3.Lonely Guys who thinks supporting ladies in this forum will earn them respect and love from the latter.

Having stated all that, let me hit upon, precisely the point.

Most, if not all the heartbreak and cheating stories or articles posted by guys here on Nairaland, are relating to the fact that they invested in the relationship, not only emotionally but also financially, but at a certain point in time, they caught their girlfriends/spouses cheating, and those cheating ladies are not "well-to-do", they depend on their guys, but still end up cheating on him with another guy.
I thought about it, then i came to realize that broke girls are never satisfied or contented with what they get from various guys, and here are my reasons

1. Rich or ambitious ladies don't have the time to be chasing after guys and tasting all kinds of d!cks, instead it goes the other way round, guys chase them, and they don't give in easily because they know their worth.

2. Broke girls always need guys to cast their burden of wants upon, so if their current boyfriend does not provide one thing or the other, they hop to the next available d!ck capable of providing.

So guys, take this piece of advice from me, Irrespective of what you give to a girl who is broke, she will still cheat because there is something you are not giving her that she is looking for out there,

There are young girls with ambitions out there, don't settle for less, don't settle for leeches who drain your money away and at the end of it, cheat with a guy richer than you.

ugandalady:
but i dont have a dick for my own body.

probably you need to consider to put me to be a third gender person from India.

gomemaxe:
A Nigerian fitness model, known as Uche Mba is a nursing student, personal trainer and entrepreneur that lives in the United States.

Any time she post pictures on Instagram, hundreds of men on IG turn up to drool and gush.

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ugandalady:
i am indeed fed up with his dick's smell and taste, and its size is not as amazing as the first time it reveavled itself to me.

probably because i have played it for hundreds of times, and i know too much of it and its owner.

i am a human being, i need something new always. i can not let myself bound with only one dick, no matter how large it is, let alone this one is not that large.

but i dont want tremendously oversize dicks, they are abhorant.

i ask myself times again that, if i dont want to suck his dick, does it mean i dont love him anymore ? i do want to be with him. he feels familiar to me, and makes me feel comfortable and thus i dont want to break up with him.

Favor99:
Was that comment necessary? Smh
Black people dividing themselves left and right, front and back, up and down.

What provoked you to make such a silly divisive statement like that?

iLegendd:
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Why did I call them sexy nich(es)? It's because they're hot. Read the entire thread and you won't regret. You can finish it in 4 minutes.

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OkpaAkuEriEri:
I nid a female friend hia on Nairaland.
Not older than 48years.
Single or divorcee. Or maybe ha husband HV died or dey quarrel.
Somebody DT I cn call, talk to or we my fork if she like.

I dont want Muslim or afonja.
I don't want body odor or tribal mark.

If u HV a single sister
Single.moda,
Single.naybor
Single friend. Tell ha abt me.

I am youtful n free to mingle now.
Just pm me.
Our r/ship wee blow ur mind

EmagNig:
Super Eagles defender Leon Balogun has opened up on an encounter with a witch who put him on the path to reconnect to Nigeria and play for the national team.

Born to a Nigerian father and a German mother, Leon Balogun was born and brought up in Germany with little knowledge about Nigeria.

In a piece for The Players’ Tribune, the Super Eagles defender opened up how he made the journey to reconnect to Nigeria.

The 29-year-old told the story of how his sister led him to see a witch who diagnosed a hole in his aura and how he was still hurting from the death of a loved him.

The loved one turned out to be his grandmother from Nigeria, whom he never met before she died.

“I was amazed. I hadn’t thought about my grandma that much since she passed when I was 16 years old,” the Brighton & Hove Albion defender wrote on his piece for The Players’ Tribune.

“But, this lady was right. My grandma’s death had a huge effect on me, and I had never even met my grandma, who lived in Nigeria. That’s the part that was wild to me.

“This woman, though, she saw it. She told me I had to heal my soul, my heart before I could become the player I wanted to be.

“After we left, I didn’t completely understand if my experience with her was successful. The most important thing that came out of that day was that it got me thinking about my grandma. When I got home, my mind went straight back to the day my dad told me the news.

“Because I had never met her, my dad didn’t tell me right when it happened. He actually waited a few days — that’s how distant my relationship was from her. She only spoke Yoruba. So when we talked on the phone when I was little, my dad would try to translate for us. He had never taken me to Nigeria, for reasons he didn’t make clear to me, and I only ever saw photos of my grandma.”

The grief he felt over the death of his paternal grandmother led him to know more and reconnect with his Nigerian roots.

Reconnection with Nigeria
The reconnection was complete when in 2014 he received a call from the Super Eagles boss Stephen Keshi which turned out to be an invitation to the national team.

“Even after I overcame some of the injury issues I had as a teenager and began playing regular minutes in the 2. Bundesliga and Bundesliga, that thing — the part of my soul that I had been told to heal all those years ago — was still missing from my life,” the defender further wrote in the piece.

“In 2014, I was coming to the end of my contract with Fortuna Dusseldorf. I wasn’t sure where I would go next. There was uncertainty in my life, and from time to time I would think of the witch. What did she mean, ‘heal my soul?’

“One night in March, my phone rang. It was a Nigerian number … it was Stephen Keshi, the Nigerian National Team manager. I was sweating as soon as he introduced himself. I wanted him to say the words I had thought about for so long. He spoke for awhile about how he wasn’t totally familiar with me, but he liked how I played.

“Then he said it: ‘I would like to invite you to be a Super Eagle’.

“Those words … they meant so much to me. It meant validation for every step of my footballing journey. It meant happiness for my family. Most of all, it meant an opportunity to go to Nigeria.

And that … that was everything to me.”

https://lailasnews.com/how-a-witch-reportedly-led-super-eagles-defender-leon-balogun-to-play-for-nigeria/

Rachelsblog:
The Economic And Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Port Harcourt Zonal Office, have arrested a fake school operator allegedly awarding the National Certificate of Education, NCE and Bachelor of Education degree without authorization and accreditation.
The suspect, John Ogbonnaya, was arrested in Port Harcourt, Rivers State.

He allegedly registered Havana International School of Arts and Science in 2017 with two other suspects: Monday Nwapi and Mrs Justina Okafor.

They are holding lectures in two centres in Port Harcourt: Brilliant International Schools, Nsukka Street, Diobu and Paragon City Light College, Agip area.

Since the inception of the main school, scores of unsuspecting students have been defrauded and made to pay for application forms , school fees and project fees.


The students were made to believe that Havana International School of Arts & Science was affiliated to four different institutions: Abia State College of Education( Technical); Ebenezer College of Education, Edda, Ebonyi State, Enugu State College of Education and University Of Calabar, Cross River State.
Investigations by the Commission showed that Havana International School of Arts and Science had no valid affiliation with any of the four institutions.

The National Commission for Colleges of Education, NCCE, had in 2008 barred all Colleges of Education in Nigeria from operating satellite campuses or study centres. Havana School of Arts and Science allegedly flouted the directive and was operating illegally.

The suspect would soon be charged to court.


Gossip from Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/06/man-arrested-for-giving-out-fake-degree.html

onyerhuku:
Hi nairalanders, I need some advice on an issue bothering me. I met a girl late last year in Port Harcourt, things got so fast between us, sex got involved as usual, early January this year, we had unprotected sex after which I didn't see or hear from her till after 1month just to tell me that she is pregnant and dat she wants 2 remove it, I told her I don't trust her since she cut off from me since, she told me I shouldn't bother dat she will abort it herself. After 1month again making it 2months now, she called again dat the pregnancy is still there dat wat she took didn't work which made me to doubt her the more, I decided to ignore. Now we are in June which is after anoda 3months again making it 5months now , she called to tell me I shud send 15k to her to abort dsame pregnancy that i just ignored her since. Am getting irritated about it and its becoming more obvious its a scam but I need advise on wat 2 do. I hav d 15k but I feel she is scamming me. Plz I need some advice.

Preshy561:
none.
I don't actually care.

Preshy561:
none.
I don't actually care.

iLegendd:
SHOCKED! Is This Stupidity or What? See Inside [PICTURE]

Please, I want you to tell me if what I did is stupid or wise. Kindly read everything. It won't make more than 1 minute.

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Hisduchess:
Lol @ online husband. the guy nah short engine guy with short crankshaft so I have gat no business with him.(( real talk))

diggles:
A lesbian couple was kicked out of their Uber ride by the driver because the girls were kissing each other in the back seat. Now the driver has been banned by Uber for being homophobic.

Alex Iovine and her girlfriend, Emma Pichl, were riding with the car service on Saturday evening, when they started smooching and snuggling in the back seat. The driver pulled over and told the girls to get out of the car, saying they were being “disrespectful.”

The girls recorded the incident and released a video that shows the driver’s name and license plate. During the argument, the couple threatened to call the police and have the driver fired.

Uber has removed the driver’s access to its app, saying it does not tolerate discrimination.

Blonde-haired lesbian Alex Iovine and her brunette lover, Emma Pichl, were riding in an Uber from a friend’s birthday party to another party in Manhattan on Saturday night. While in the back seat of the car, the girls leaned in and started kissing each other.

The driver, identified as Ahmad El Boutari, pulled the car over and told the kissing lesbians to get out of his car. “You can’t do this in the car,” El Boutari said. “It’s inappropriate.”

Uber’s terms of use prohibit riders from engaging in sexual conduct during rides. The amorous girls, Alex Iovine and Emma Pichl, say they are aware of the policy, but claim that the driver is homophobic.

Reports state that the lesbians locked lips in the back seat after a night of partying. The female lovers also may have been handling each other in a sexual manner.

El Boutari says that he took offense to more than just the kissing. “I did what I believe is my freedom,” he said.

He says the lesbians were acting “crude” in his cab. One forced the other to smell her armpit, one put her feet on his seat, they were playing loud music, and then the girls started making out, El Boutari says.

“It’s my own car. I didn’t feel comfortable with them,” he said. The driver said he asked the girls to stop kissing, but they refused. At this point, El Boutari kicked the lesbians out of his car.

According to Uber Community Guidelines, passengers agree to the following upon entering the vehicle: “Don’t touch or flirt with other people in the car. As a reminder, Uber has a no-sex rule. That’s no sexual conduct between riders, no matter what.”

The female same-sex couple admit they kissed in the back seat of the car, but claim it was merely “a peck.” Moreover, they accuse El Boutari of being homophobic.

According to LinkedIn, Alex Iovine attended Manhattan College and works in advertising. Her girlfriend, Emma Pichl, studied at Fairfield University and went to Notre Dame School, and works as a recruiter.

Ahmad El Boutari, meanwhile, is now unemployed. Uber revoked his ability to drive for the ride-sharing app, and the New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission has suspended the driver’s taxi license, pending an investigation.


- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5832049/Lesbian-couple-kicked-Uber-homophobic-driver-witnessed-share-peck-lips.html

See below: pictures of kissing lesbians Alex Iovine (blonde hair) and Emma Pichl (brown hair).

BanigoCharlesP:
Now, i have been to a lot of clubs, lounges and bars in lagos, port harcourt and Bayelsa. And i have noticed that our girls don't go to these places unless a guy takes them. You go to a club and all the girls are with a guy that brought them, some others would be with aristos that brought them, and if you manage to see a girl on her own you are sure to find out that she is a professional ashawo.

It seems that our girls only go to clubs and bars whenever a guy invites them or their friend is celebrating her birthday. My question is, is it that our girls are too stingy to spend money on themselves?

BanigoCharlesP:
Now, i have been to a lot of clubs, lounges and bars in lagos, port harcourt and Bayelsa. And i have noticed that our girls don't go to these places unless a guy takes them. You go to a club and all the girls are with a guy that brought them, some others would be with aristos that brought them, and if you manage to see a girl on her own you are sure to find out that she is a professional ashawo.

It seems that our girls only go to clubs and bars whenever a guy invites them or their friend is celebrating her birthday. My question is, is it that our girls are too stingy to spend money on themselves?

Jamariwolff:
After breaking this relationship over a lil fight which involved him making fun of my academic performance, I blocked him on WhatsApp nd told him to stay away from me offline.
He's handsome and fun.
I'm not my self anymore, I'm presently awake from a hangover yesterday evening over this same issue


I miss those funny night chats with this guy, but I can't get my proud self to apologise right now.

Jamariwolff:
After breaking this relationship over a lil fight which involved him making fun of my academic performance, I blocked him on WhatsApp nd told him to stay away from me offline.
He's handsome and fun.
I'm not my self anymore, I'm presently awake from a hangover yesterday evening over this same issue


I miss those funny night chats with this guy, but I can't get my proud self to apologise right now.

correctbae:
A South African lady took to her twitter handle to gush about how caring and nice Nigerian men are. @mootjeiskew wrote that she will prefer getting married to a Nigerian Guy as they seems to know how to spend a day ball on their ladies. She said they are better than South African guy who always batter their ladies.

Her tweet below:
“When It Comes To Women, Nigerian Men Are The Kings Of Africa” Despite the hatred and distrust by many South Africans on Nigerians living in South Africa,Nigerian men are greatest men I’ve ever had a relationship with. would love to get married to one if she can find one. I’ve been scared of what people will say. But funny enough, I love them and would like to marry one”.
“Nigerians men are better than South African men. Nigerian guys spend money on them because apparently, their South African guys are not that… I have seen a case where you give a South African girls money that is not that much but she’s like so surprised and so happy. Nigerian guys ball out and spend so much money on us, and take us shopping…I mean they like us.”
“South African men should forget about the scare tactic of lying about narcotics regarding Nigerians, we ladies discovered it’s a blanket lie. Nigerian men know how to treat women; spending money on them instead of writing poems.” . “Nigerian Men ain’t got time for poems, they give you cash , Love and a good time. South Africa has one of the world’s highest rates of rape and murder of women. More than 40,000 cases of rape are reported every year, figures which are thought to only represent a fraction of actual attacks.” “I am so obsessed with naija guys but i don’t know why. i really dont like guys from my country South Africa or Botswana. More women are murdered , wounded , battered by South African men than in any other country. This means if you are in relationship with a South African man, you are more likely to be abused or killed. I won’t mind moving to Nigeria or bringing a Nigerian man down to SA , I will take go care of you.. I love Nigerian men… Pls retweet so my Nigerian king can find Me.”

Source: https://correct.com.ng/nigerian-men-are-the-best-in-africa-they-know-how-to-treat-women-they-spend-so-much-money-on-us-i-will-like-to-get-married-to-one-south-africa-lady-says/

..London Nigerians are the best (we have moiney) ... fact! !

. ..not homebase Nigerians (they done have moiney ).
.true story!!

thatigboman:
u want to bet? After I wreck u, u will stop talking out of ignorance

thatigboman:
says who? I went to london before u were born

thatigboman:
it's England, not Britain

zicoraads:
I'm sorry Corky

It'll never happen again

zicoraads:
I've seen countless narratives on Nairaland about ladies and their love for money. The most annoying one was the one I saw today of a guy complaining that his girlfriend would always want them to eat out where he'll end up paying 2k or 3k. But let's be honest with ourselves, that narrative is very wrong.

Now I'll show you why it is.

There are different types of ladies in a university. As someone who comes from a modest home, go for the ones who are serious with their studies and are more into guys who know why they are in school. These ones are more of the future than the present. They don't even mind drinking garri with you. Others, however, are the ones whose houses off campus are tastefully furnished and who live in apartments worth 150k. They also dress to kill. You think all of these fell from the sky? She has a lifestyle that needs to be maintained. As her man, realize that you also have to contribute to that. Don't ask her out and if she starts demanding, you run to Nairaland, shouting about how ladies are materialistic.

There are also these types of ladies in the larger society. A working class lady will most likely not follow you to the woman who sells beans and bread around your area. She will most likely prefer to lodge or eat Golden Tulips, Jevinik, BluCabana etc. Not her fault, she is classy and has taste. She has probably passed that stage where she followed her university love to the beans and bread seller. She is not about that life anymore. She still loves you a lot though, her taste notwithstanding.

Point being, at every point in your life, know how to cut your coat according to your size. And if you want to punch above your weight, don't go shouting about ladies' love for money. They are most likely just above your league.

zicoraads:
I've seen countless narratives on Nairaland about ladies and their love for money. The most annoying one was the one I saw today of a guy complaining that his girlfriend would always want them to eat out where he'll end up paying 2k or 3k. But let's be honest with ourselves, that narrative is very wrong.

Now I'll show you why it is.

There are different types of ladies in a university. As someone who comes from a modest home, go for the ones who are serious with their studies and are more into guys who know why they are in school. These ones are more of the future than the present. They don't even mind drinking garri with you. Others, however, are the ones whose houses off campus are tastefully furnished and who live in apartments worth 150k. They also dress to kill. You think all of these fell from the sky? She has a lifestyle that needs to be maintained. As her man, realize that you also have to contribute to that. Don't ask her out and if she starts demanding, you run to Nairaland, shouting about how ladies are materialistic.

There are also these types of ladies in the larger society. A working class lady will most likely not follow you to the woman who sells beans and bread around your area. She will most likely prefer to lodge or eat Golden Tulips, Jevinik, BluCabana etc. Not her fault, she is classy and has taste. She has probably passed that stage where she followed her university love to the beans and bread seller. She is not about that life anymore. She still loves you a lot though, her taste notwithstanding.

Point being, at every point in your life, know how to cut your coat according to your size. And if you want to punch above your weight, don't go shouting about ladies' love for money. They are most likely just above your league.

dumininu01:
No African team has impressed so far.. i doubt dah Senegal sef.. Mayb if salah coms bk for egypt bt for Morocco n nigeria.. na for chineke

Elijahrona:
Snakes are scary. The thought of a snake nearby is enough to drive some people crazy. We all run from snakes because we fear their poisonous bites. What if not all snake bites are poisonous? If so, how can we identify a snake based on the differences between poisonous and non poisonous snakes? Read this article to satisfy your curiosity.

Differences between poisonous and non poisonous snakes

Head
Heads of Poisonous snakes are mostly triangular (because their necks are broad) while the heads of non poisonous snakes are more flattened than that of poisonous ones.

Colour
Poisonous snakes have bright colours. We could say pretty hurts. Non poisonous snakes aren't as brightly coloured.

Heat-sensitive pit
Poisonous snakes have a heat-sensitive pit between their eyes and nostrils. This pit is used to locate warm blooded animals like mammals. Non poisonous snakes lack such pits. This is one of the major differences between poisonous and non poisonous snakes

Rattle
All rattlesnakes are poisonous therefore, if you see a rattle or hear its sound, know that it's a poisonous snake.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Crotalus_cerastes_mesquite_springs_CA.JPG/1200px-Crotalus_cerastes_mesquite_springs_CA.JPG

Head scales
In poisonous snakes, the scales on top of their heads are usually small. Non poisonous snakes however have larger scales on top of their heads

Visibility while swimming
When poisonous snakes swim, they're fully visible because they swim at the surface of the water. On the other hand, non poisonous snakes swim partly or fully invisible because they swim deep.

Teeth
Poisonous snakes have Fangs (Large Maxillary teeth with groves). you can identify fangs by seeing two long teeth in the front. Non poisonous snakes lack fangs, their teeth are even and uniform. This is one of the major differences between poisonous and non poisonous snakes
[img]https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/bush-viper-fangs-aggression-picture-id929151704?k=6&m=929151704&s=612x612&w=0&h=nXWIqNdmmS7W0OixhmfXHwNeVJ83Xfu1stm-pgxwmwo=[/img]

Bite marks
I just hope you've not been bitten by a snake. You could examine snake bitten animals though. The bite mark of poisonous snakes look like twin punctures because of the fangs. Non poisonous snakes' bite marks don't appear as two punctures.

Examples of poisonous snakes
Black Mamba
King cobra
Eastern brown snake
Coastal taipan
Inland taipan
Many-branded krait
Tiger snake
Boomslang
Mamushi
E.t.c
https://modernsurvivalblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/four-deadly-poisonous-snakes-in-america.jpg

Examples of non poisonous snakes
Northern water snake
Four-lined snake
Eastern garter snake
Emerald tree boa
Rough green snake
Bull snake
black rat snake
Milk snake
Python
Anaconda
E.t.c
https://themysteriousworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rough-green-snake.jpg

Now that you know some differences between poisonous and non poisonous snakes
So long as you aren't a zoologist, please stay clear from snakes. Don't go experimenting. Stay safe. View and share the photo below. It is a summarised list of differences.
[img]https://1.bp..com/-lDWU-Hg_tUY/WybvnXln2OI/AAAAAAAAESQ/wQV8mBxg6oocFghmx8dOJmphRGdyZDcggCK4BGAYYCw/s1600/difference%2Bbetween%2Bpoisonous%2Band%2Bnon%2Bpoisonous%2Bsnakes.jpg[/img]


SOURCE:
https://www.allbioconcerns.com/2018/06/poisonous-and-non-poisonous-snakes.html
ABC; All Biological Concerns