Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 1:41pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
funmisticqueen: let me just leave you to lick your wounds ...I am coming to Nigeria next month for 2 weeks.. sad news is u juss lost your shance to meet a Londoner & to go to nice restaurant . Too bad..and don't bother to beg !  |
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 1:20pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
funmisticqueen: short guy with a short dick, shorter IQ and the shortest bank account ..but how can I be midget when am taller than u? ((Shake my head twice))  |
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 12:19pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
KillaBeauty: So things we know about Cork now:
He’s short He’s fat He’s dark skinned He’s brain damaged
This explains why he was only able to get a transgendered looking chick with cement yansh to love him Also explains the angry midget behavior .... but how can I be a midget when am taller than u?... u need Jesus! !  |
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 12:16pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
KillaBeauty: So things we know about Cork now:
He’s short He’s fat He’s dark skinned He’s brain damaged
This explains why he was only able to get a transgendered looking chick with cement yansh to love him Also explains the angry midget behavior  |
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 9:28am On Jun 12, 2018 |
funmisticqueen: that ~ sign is the equivalent of one divided by zero which is equal to infinity. Can you afford that nigga? ^^ broke trouble maker ran outter credit!  |
Romance › Re: How Can A Broke Guy Start Toasting A Girl? by MrCork: 9:24am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Shugavee: I know all the maggots gonna eat me raw, but do I care? Absolutely not!!
So now when I mean broke not probably that u don’t hv a car or something, do u feel it’s okay for a guy who can’t afford a date or maybe just surprise u sometime with little gifts should bother toasting a girl,, asin as little as u can afford!!! How can u start toasting a girl with I am broke I am broke suffer with me money is coming? Does that make sense?? ...Bro. .u need user guide for toasting babe. ..correct?  |
Romance › Re: How Can A Broke Guy Start Toasting A Girl? by MrCork: 9:11am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Shugavee: I know all the maggots gonna eat me raw, but do I care? Absolutely not!!
So now when I mean broke not probably that u don’t hv a car or something, do u feel it’s okay for a guy who can’t afford a date or maybe just surprise u sometime with little gifts should bother toasting a girl,, asin as little as u can afford!!! How can u start toasting a girl with I am broke I am broke suffer with me money is coming? Does that make sense??  |
Crime › Re: Boyfriend Of Married Woman Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon, Lands In Hospital.Video by MrCork: 9:08am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Saff: Well that’s a mission for you to find out  .Kaiiiii. ..u sound like my kinda babe...u do *back door entry?  |
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:35am On Jun 12, 2018 |
funmisticqueen: that ~ sign is the equivalent of one divided by zero which is equal to infinity. Can you afford that nigga? ...^^^gold digger! ,  |
Crime › Re: Boyfriend Of Married Woman Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon, Lands In Hospital.Video by MrCork: 8:31am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Saff:
 well I can punish you properly, if you know what I mean  ..4real?...Kaiiiii. ...wot kinda punishment do u offer...u do face-sitting ..butt-plug and rimming?  |
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:28am On Jun 12, 2018 |
funmisticqueen: if you give me £~ i might consider your offer ..arrh. .ok so u saying I can only get yor punnnnnny if I offer u £26 cash...correct? ...you my dear. .are a gold digger! !! ((Official ))  |
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:21am On Jun 12, 2018 |
funmisticqueen: this guy is so easy to annoy ..Question. ..and please be nice..if i give u £25 (cash)...can I hit it?  |
Crime › Re: Boyfriend Of Married Woman Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon, Lands In Hospital.Video by MrCork: 8:16am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Saff: Corky, vaamooosee  ..Kaiiiii ...but dont u realise those leg can make our *kondo* standdddddup?...who are u tryna punish?  |
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:14am On Jun 12, 2018 |
funmisticqueen: keep hyping yourself, who knows you might grow an inch or 2 ^^this chick is rude!  |
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 7:44am On Jun 12, 2018 |
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Business › Re: Short Man Climbs Chair At First Bank Ikotun, Lagos To Transact Business- Picture by MrCork: 7:38am On Jun 12, 2018 |
funmisticqueen: mrcork comman see your brother ..see yor small head like kangaroo  |
Business › Re: Short Man Climbs Chair At First Bank Ikotun, Lagos To Transact Business- Picture by MrCork: 7:35am On Jun 12, 2018 |
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Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 7:33am On Jun 12, 2018*. Modified: 7:50am On Jun 12, 2018 |
funmisticqueen: who said i needed a range owner,besides sex with a shortie seems like i am taking advantage of the less privileged. You will find true love, dont worry. sweery quit playing had to get mennnn...u aint even lightskin. ...
..nyansh. ..u don't have (sadly) 
..lightskin. .u aint lightskin (no comment - fact) 
..boyfriend. ..u can't find (fact) 
...moiney. .u don't have (i lie?) 
...Mr Cork. ..u definitely cannot have (sadly) 
...London. .u never being (I lie) 
...range rover...u never been inside (100% true) 
....sexxxxx with Mr cork....u wish (true story ) 
..Mr Cork himsef. ..u really really want!! (Fact) 
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Family › Re: Man Buys His Daughter N35m BMW, A Job, An Apartment For Graduating At 23(Pics by MrCork: 6:40am On Jun 12, 2018*. Modified: 11:04am On Jun 12, 2018 |
youngest85: The man is a fool His foolishness will soon pay him back . Youngest85..bro..we don't mennnnn to sound rude but u so dumb it's unbelievable. ..a father is a fool for buyin his daughter a car?....truss me Bro. .u naturaly dumb! (No ofeense )  |
Romance › Re: Dear Men; How Does It Feel Like Being Controlled By Women? by MrCork: 6:33am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Elder001: Why did you derail my thread? ..who? Me? When?.. bro..Thegeneralqueen try to control me saying she will handle me in bed cozzz of my height (read some of her post). All she does is talk about sexxx and how my moiney cannot buyou her. She said she's confuse and am trying to help her. Please watch out. She confuse 
Anyways good morning.  |
Crime › Re: Boyfriend Of Married Woman Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon, Lands In Hospital.Video by MrCork: 12:04am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Saff: I’m not too bad. How are you doing?  ..Kaiiiii. .see yellow leg. .where the vaseline at?  |
Phones › Re: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 11:44pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
Jamariwolff: thanks. I suspect Dat bcuz d battery is swollen. But could only the battery cause only these problems? I mean this fone is very very hot ..u again. ..sadly u juss lost a shance to get to no avail Londoner. ..shame!!  |
Romance › Re: Dear Men; How Does It Feel Like Being Controlled By Women? by MrCork: 11:03pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen: Me want you  ^^^^FINALLY. ..SHE ACCEPTED...the moiney hungry gold digger want me.(a Londoner )! !  |
Romance › Re: Dear Men; How Does It Feel Like Being Controlled By Women? by MrCork: 10:00pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen: I hope you're not the young man on your profile pics  ..^^Thegeneralqueen wants me...I no there trick.. they pretend they hate u before going in...smart woman!  |
Romance › Re: Dear Men; How Does It Feel Like Being Controlled By Women? by MrCork: 9:33pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen: So because you're a Londoner you feels you have the right to look down on people  ..yes acasually. ..London guys are superior and am Londoner. Check my profile foto..even my woman booty 5 times bigger than your (fact). We Londoner all ways roll with the best and baby if u really really want me...ask nicely! ! (Real talk )  |
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 9:29pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
funmisticqueen: all she got is fat cells, shit and hemorrhoids which is not a good combo. Gooday ..ok u win...wot do u want from me apart from sexxxxx? ... what? ..u angry am from London ..u angry my babe got ass times bigger than yours combine...u angry I outshine all yor tall boyfriend who can't aford range..wot do u want?  |
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:45pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
funmisticqueen: where do you see me struggling for man? i cant sin against my future generations by marrying a shortie. i dont even want all these small boys parading nairalandnlike the broke parasites they are. work on your body image man ...hold up..are u hatin coz my woman gots biger ass than u or any nairaland females? ...don't lie....baby if u want me..ask nicely! ! (Real talk )  |
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:41pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
funmisticqueen: where do you see me struggling for man? i cant sin against my future generations by marrying a shortie. ^^^this chick dyammmmm stubborn. ..maybe she hate men.  |
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Off To Russia In Matching Green And White Outfits by MrCork: 8:38pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
ladygudhead:
Wow where have u been? missed ur meme o ..u chasing men again..u stand no shance. .serrrrrrrrrioooooooously. . Anyways u no am from London. .right..do u give good head? Be nice? I all ways pay. Let's talk?  |
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:34pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
funmisticqueen: you can easily break your neck by jumping from your ego to your height. you asked a question and we answered, if you dont like it pls cry at home, not here ..this is exactly why u will struggle to find man on nairaland. ..u stand no shance in life bheaving like rascal..short guys are natu rally romantic. .tall guys usually end up guy...so why will will u wanna waste time on tall guys...u don't have job? (No ofeense )  |
Romance › Re: Dear Men; How Does It Feel Like Being Controlled By Women? by MrCork: 8:28pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen: And your job is to stake career ladies on nairaland abi  ...see yor small head like kangaroo. .do u relise u talking to a Londoner? ...am i on yor level? I..can get any chicks I want with £25 cash...u included so please please please. .act like lady. ..are u even lightskin?  |
Romance › Re: Dear Men; How Does It Feel Like Being Controlled By Women? by MrCork: 7:00pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen: This boy again don't you have anything precious to do with your time ...so yor job is to control men on nairaland. .abi? ...how issit yor buciness innit?(smh)  |