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Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 12:16pm On Jun 12, 2018
KillaBeauty:
So things we know about Cork now:

He’s short
He’s fat
He’s dark skinned
He’s brain damaged


This explains why he was only able to get a transgendered looking chick with cement yansh to love him cheesy
Also explains the angry midget behavior
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 9:28am On Jun 12, 2018
funmisticqueen:
that ~ sign is the equivalent of one divided by zero which is equal to infinity. Can you afford that nigga?
^^ broke trouble maker ran outter credit! grin grin grin
Romance › Re: How Can A Broke Guy Start Toasting A Girl? by MrCork: 9:24am On Jun 12, 2018
Shugavee:
I know all the maggots gonna eat me raw, but do I care? Absolutely not!!


So now when I mean broke not probably that u don’t hv a car or something, do u feel it’s okay for a guy who can’t afford a date or maybe just surprise u sometime with little gifts should bother toasting a girl,, asin as little as u can afford!!! How can u start toasting a girl with I am broke I am broke suffer with me money is coming? Does that make sense??
...Bro. .u need user guide for toasting babe. ..correct? angry
Romance › Re: How Can A Broke Guy Start Toasting A Girl? by MrCork: 9:11am On Jun 12, 2018
Shugavee:
I know all the maggots gonna eat me raw, but do I care? Absolutely not!!


So now when I mean broke not probably that u don’t hv a car or something, do u feel it’s okay for a guy who can’t afford a date or maybe just surprise u sometime with little gifts should bother toasting a girl,, asin as little as u can afford!!! How can u start toasting a girl with I am broke I am broke suffer with me money is coming? Does that make sense??
angry
Crime › Re: Boyfriend Of Married Woman Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon, Lands In Hospital.Video by MrCork: 9:08am On Jun 12, 2018
Saff:
Well that’s a mission for you to find out grin grin
.Kaiiiii. ..u sound like my kinda babe...u do *back door entry? cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:35am On Jun 12, 2018
funmisticqueen:
that ~ sign is the equivalent of one divided by zero which is equal to infinity. Can you afford that nigga?
...^^^gold digger! , angry
Crime › Re: Boyfriend Of Married Woman Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon, Lands In Hospital.Video by MrCork: 8:31am On Jun 12, 2018
Saff:
lipsrsealed
well I can punish you properly, if you know what I mean grin grin grin
..4real?...Kaiiiii. ...wot kinda punishment do u offer...u do face-sitting ..butt-plug and rimming? cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:28am On Jun 12, 2018
funmisticqueen:
if you give me £~ i might consider your offer
..arrh. .ok so u saying I can only get yor punnnnnny if I offer u £26 cash...correct? ...you my dear. .are a gold digger! !! ((Official )) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:21am On Jun 12, 2018
funmisticqueen:
this guy is so easy to annoy
..Question. ..and please be nice..if i give u £25 (cash)...can I hit it? undecided
Crime › Re: Boyfriend Of Married Woman Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon, Lands In Hospital.Video by MrCork: 8:16am On Jun 12, 2018
Saff:
Corky, vaamooosee grin
..Kaiiiii ...but dont u realise those leg can make our *kondo* standdddddup?...who are u tryna punish? cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:14am On Jun 12, 2018
funmisticqueen:
keep hyping yourself, who knows you might grow an inch or 2
^^this chick is rude! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 7:44am On Jun 12, 2018
angry
Business › Re: Short Man Climbs Chair At First Bank Ikotun, Lagos To Transact Business- Picture by MrCork: 7:38am On Jun 12, 2018
funmisticqueen:
mrcork comman see your brother
..see yor small head like kangaroo angry
Business › Re: Short Man Climbs Chair At First Bank Ikotun, Lagos To Transact Business- Picture by MrCork: 7:35am On Jun 12, 2018
funmisticqueen:
mrcork comman see your brother
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op):
funmisticqueen:
who said i needed a range owner,besides sex with a shortie seems like i am taking advantage of the less privileged. You will find true love, dont worry.
sweery quit playing had to get mennnn...u aint even lightskin. ...

..nyansh. ..u don't have (sadly) undecided

..lightskin. .u aint lightskin (no comment - fact) angry

..boyfriend. ..u can't find (fact) angry

...moiney. .u don't have (i lie?) undecided

...Mr Cork. ..u definitely cannot have (sadly) angry

...London. .u never being (I lie) undecided

...range rover...u never been inside (100% true) angry

....sexxxxx with Mr cork....u wish (true story ) angry

..Mr Cork himsef. ..u really really want!! (Fact) angry



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Family › Re: Man Buys His Daughter N35m BMW, A Job, An Apartment For Graduating At 23(Pics by MrCork:
youngest85:
The man is a fool
His foolishness will soon pay him back
. Youngest85..bro..we don't mennnnn to sound rude but u so dumb it's unbelievable. ..a father is a fool for buyin his daughter a car?....truss me Bro. .u naturaly dumb! (No ofeense ) smiley
Romance › Re: Dear Men; How Does It Feel Like Being Controlled By Women? by MrCork: 6:33am On Jun 12, 2018
Elder001:
Why did you derail my thread?
..who? Me? When?.. bro..Thegeneralqueen try to control me saying she will handle me in bed cozzz of my height (read some of her post). All she does is talk about sexxx and how my moiney cannot buyou her. She said she's confuse and am trying to help her. Please watch out. She confuse undecided




Anyways good morning.
smiley
Crime › Re: Boyfriend Of Married Woman Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon, Lands In Hospital.Video by MrCork: 12:04am On Jun 12, 2018
Saff:
I’m not too bad. How are you doing? smiley
..Kaiiiii. .see yellow leg. .where the vaseline at? tongue
Phones › Re: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by MrCork: 11:44pm On Jun 11, 2018
Jamariwolff:
thanks. I suspect Dat bcuz d battery is swollen. But could only the battery cause only these problems?
I mean this fone is very very hot
..u again. ..sadly u juss lost a shance to get to no avail Londoner. ..shame!! undecided
Romance › Re: Dear Men; How Does It Feel Like Being Controlled By Women? by MrCork: 11:03pm On Jun 11, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Me want you shocked
^^^^FINALLY. ..SHE ACCEPTED...the moiney hungry gold digger want me.(a Londoner )! ! wink
Romance › Re: Dear Men; How Does It Feel Like Being Controlled By Women? by MrCork: 10:00pm On Jun 11, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
I hope you're not the young man on your profile pics shocked shocked
..^^Thegeneralqueen wants me...I no there trick.. they pretend they hate u before going in...smart woman! wink
Romance › Re: Dear Men; How Does It Feel Like Being Controlled By Women? by MrCork: 9:33pm On Jun 11, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
So because you're a Londoner you feels you have the right to look down on people undecided
..yes acasually. ..London guys are superior and am Londoner. Check my profile foto..even my woman booty 5 times bigger than your (fact). We Londoner all ways roll with the best and baby if u really really want me...ask nicely! ! (Real talk ) wink
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 9:29pm On Jun 11, 2018
funmisticqueen:
all she got is fat cells, shit and hemorrhoids which is not a good combo. Gooday
..ok u win...wot do u want from me apart from sexxxxx? ... what? ..u angry am from London ..u angry my babe got ass times bigger than yours combine...u angry I outshine all yor tall boyfriend who can't aford range..wot do u want? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:45pm On Jun 11, 2018
funmisticqueen:
where do you see me struggling for man? i cant sin against my future generations by marrying a shortie.
i dont even want all these small boys parading nairalandnlike the broke parasites they are.
work on your body image man
...hold up..are u hatin coz my woman gots biger ass than u or any nairaland females? ...don't lie....baby if u want me..ask nicely! ! (Real talk ) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:41pm On Jun 11, 2018
funmisticqueen:
where do you see me struggling for man? i cant sin against my future generations by marrying a shortie.
^^^this chick dyammmmm stubborn. ..maybe she hate men. angry
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Off To Russia In Matching Green And White Outfits by MrCork: 8:38pm On Jun 11, 2018
ladygudhead:
smiley Wow where have u been? missed ur meme o
..u chasing men again..u stand no shance. .serrrrrrrrrioooooooously. . Anyways u no am from London. .right..do u give good head? Be nice? I all ways pay. Let's talk? smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by MrCork(op): 8:34pm On Jun 11, 2018
funmisticqueen:
you can easily break your neck by jumping from your ego to your height. you asked a question and we answered, if you dont like it pls cry at home, not here
..this is exactly why u will struggle to find man on nairaland. ..u stand no shance in life bheaving like rascal..short guys are natu rally romantic. .tall guys usually end up guy...so why will will u wanna waste time on tall guys...u don't have job? (No ofeense ) undecided
Romance › Re: Dear Men; How Does It Feel Like Being Controlled By Women? by MrCork: 8:28pm On Jun 11, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
And your job is to stake career ladies on nairaland abi angry

...see yor small head like kangaroo. .do u relise u talking to a Londoner? ...am i on yor level? I..can get any chicks I want with £25 cash...u included so please please please. .act like lady. ..are u even lightskin?
angry
Romance › Re: Dear Men; How Does It Feel Like Being Controlled By Women? by MrCork: 7:00pm On Jun 11, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
This boy again sad don't you have anything precious to do with your timehuh
...so yor job is to control men on nairaland. .abi? ...how issit yor buciness innit?(smh) angry
Romance › Re: Lady Who Turned Stripper To Pay Fees, Shows Off Cash, Buys 2 Range Rovers by MrCork:
Gossipblogger:
Twitter user Mulatto is living her life as she wish, After buying two 2018 Range Rovers with money she got from Stripping, Mulatto who is proud of her achievement, said she used the same business to pay for her college fees, and that she doesn't care whatever name you call her, cos at the end of the day, she living and having fun... see below!


Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/06/lady-who-turned-stripper-to-pay-her.html
..ok...where Jamariwolff..KillaBeauty ..Funmisticqueen & Hisduchess.

..those ladies need to givvvvvvup selling plantain for strippppppin....quIck!!
angry
Education › Re: What's A Person Who Studies/studied English Language Called? by MrCork: 6:03pm On Jun 11, 2018
kimbraa:
So, months back while in my friend's room, her room mate asked a question and it goes; "A person who studies/studied English language is called what? Well, I said he/she is a linguist, and she asked if I was sure. Told her to check on google, but she said she couldn't find the answer to it on google. Just this night, I remembered to ask a linguist in my room the same question, and she said I was wrong as studying a language doesn't make one a linguist, but she can't answer the question. Where are my English and Literature students? What's a person who studies/studied English Language called?
..a EnglishcIan! ! angry
Business › Re: Man Who Returned Lost N500k & Was Given N2k Cries Out by MrCork: 5:03pm On Jun 11, 2018
Jamariwolff:
See his strong face grin
.although I drI've £28,000 (cash) range rover spot...I wunt give u any moiney except a kiss....take it or leavvvvvvit!! (Real talk ) angry

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