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HealthRe: Egg Consumption by MrCork: 1:59pm On Jun 10, 2018
ladygudhead:
Mr. cork how is that cussing? the question you asked is rude itself. so some1 cannot have both 'good' and 'head' is ones name again? ok fine i don't give 'good head', that is only the english translation of my name. Are we good now?
.ilitratecy is a disease. ..serrrrrrrrrioooooooously. .
..baby..muss u always answerve question with a question? ...u dont like pounds. . £20 (cash)..am I not goin to pay for it? ..act like lady and please. .stop playing had to get..gadddddemmmit...simple yes or gadddddemmmit no..do u give good head..yes or know?
undecided
HealthRe: Egg Consumption by MrCork: 1:55pm On Jun 10, 2018
ladygudhead:
Mr. cork how is that cussing? the question you asked is rude itself. so some1 cannot have both 'good' and 'head' is ones name again? ok fine i don't give 'good head', that is only the english translation of my name. Are we good now?
^^ this Ghana chick is stubborn! ! (Real talk ) angry
HealthRe: Egg Consumption by MrCork: 1:21pm On Jun 10, 2018
ladygudhead:
Who asked you! please please,i dont drive range rover and i have not even been to MMA b4 talkless London. oya pass, please.
..I simply ask simple questions and u staTed cussing for no reason. ..do u give good head or not..YES or NO? (be nice) undecided
HealthRe: Egg Consumption by MrCork:
ladygudhead:
Who asked you! please please,i dont drive range rover and i have not even been to MMA b4 talkless London. oya pass, please.
.ladygudhead..you are rude chick!! angry
HealthRe: Egg Consumption by MrCork: 1:00pm On Jun 10, 2018
ladygudhead:
Who asked you! please please,i dont drive range rover and i have not even been to MMA b4 talkless London. oya pass, please.
angry
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl You Met Online???? by MrCork: 12:23pm On Jun 10, 2018
SoapQueen:
Loooool. One guy here bashed and dragged me nonstop, it was spooky. Everyone kept saying "Girl, chill, he likes you". I kind of miss his wahala now, he deactivated.

Where Limca eh?

..ok..let me try an toast this fine half cast that look like one of my lovelys

. ...sweery did mention am from london & i drive range juss in case u ask...anyways. .was your name number and digit?
smiley
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl You Met Online???? by MrCork: 12:18pm On Jun 10, 2018
Cutehector:
cheesy

Depends on the online world.. If its nairaland you can start by attacking her upandan grin
angry
HealthRe: Egg Consumption by MrCork: 12:16pm On Jun 10, 2018
ladygudhead:
Please just pass.
...anyways juss in case u ask.yes am from London and yes I drive range rover spot! ! wink
HealthRe: Egg Consumption by MrCork: 12:15pm On Jun 10, 2018
ladygudhead:
Please just pass.
..calm down u rude donkey. .u stand no shance in life actin like u all that innnit. I can get any chicks I want and if I want u..u mine!! (Real talk ) angry
RomanceRe: 10 Factors To Consider Before Choosing A Life Partner by MrCork: 12:13pm On Jun 10, 2018
rebirthforgoody:
Hmmm where will you start from?
..yor left booooobsi will be fine ma. ...I like left cheesy
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Had Sex With My Gf On Her Menstrual Period And Now This Happened. by MrCork: 5:16am On Jun 10, 2018
Ire2:
Good morning nairalanders please treat this issue with urgency! cry

I met a girl 5 days ago, I asked her out the next day to be my gf after inviting her over for a date, she eventually agreed! I was happy, she is a beautiful chocolate skinned girl one can kill for!

So day before yesterday I invited her over to my place, she came, we got talking and then we got into a really hot romance section and we were both turned on, so I took off her clothes and all that, then I discovered she was wearing a pad and I asked her about it and she said she was seeing her period!

I said no problem let us stil do it like that o (i said to my self "this one I don manage fit one bang this babe so if I leave her go now as the thing they her body she fit come make yanga next time o" ) so I pressured her and she finally accepted so we had sex that day and she left.

Guys since then I have been having endless nightmares anytime I close my eyes! I have exactly the same dream, which is being stabbed repeatedly endless of times by unknown person in the dream!

Now I had this same nightmare this night again and this is the reason I am awake right now!

Please My people here what could be the cause of this torment in my dream and what is the solution to this? please help a brother here the dreams are so real and scarry It almost feels like I am going insane right now cry
^^STORY. ...did u pour inside? angry
RomanceRe: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 5:09am On Jun 10, 2018
missyQween:
WTF is wrong with eating Chin- Chin :-
^^^this one definitely never beento restaurant before. ..sweery. ..so a guy eating chin chin can toast u and collect yor number. ..correct?..are u related to Oyindidi. .KillaBeauty or that Africa wanna be
Thing called Hisduchess ? ((Shake my head 3times))
angry
RomanceRe: The Picture That Is Making Nigerian Ladies Disturb My Inbox by MrCork: 4:53am On Jun 10, 2018
coolestchris:
check it out
..Bro. .u sell petrol on 3rd main land bridge?...u looooookit (no ofeense ) angry
HealthRe: Egg Consumption by MrCork: 4:51am On Jun 10, 2018
ladygudhead:
please, doctors in the house, is regular consumption of egg okay for an hypertensive patient?

I need to know if its healthy.Thanks!
..please do u give good head? cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Factors To Consider Before Choosing A Life Partner by MrCork: 4:50am On Jun 10, 2018
rebirthforgoody:
Mr..........be careful
^^^kaiiiiii. .see lightskin yellow iCe cream. ...sweery. please can I drink u?. cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Factors To Consider Before Choosing A Life Partner by MrCork: 1:07am On Jun 10, 2018
ladygudhead:
Ok. Noted! since you are speaking from experience. Whoever give himself up to be ruined na im palava...na only u waka go.
angry
CrimeRe: Photos Of Jealous Drug Addict Who Killed His Girlfriend For Dating Another Man. by MrCork: 9:41pm On Jun 09, 2018
dainformant:
Here's the picture of the young man who killed his girlfriend for dating another man. The suspect identified as Muhammed Adamu, allegedly confessed to the killing of 24-year-old Hauwa Muhammad. The Yobe Commissioner of Police(CP), Abdulmaliki Sumonu told newsmen in Damaturu that Adamu, who is about 30 years old, has made a confessional statement.

The suspect said: “My name is Muhammed Isa Adamu from Potiskum LG. I started dating Hauwa since 2014. She was obedient to me. She never offended me. “I have been abusing drugs for almost five years. I even went to Azare General Hospital to seek medical advice in order to get rid of my addiction.

“I tried as much as possible to convince my family to meet Hauwa’s over our marital arrangement but my effort became unsuccessful.

“Eventually another guy started dating her. That was the beginning of our problem. She told me that if my family could not meet hers, I should allow the other guy to do so. “Apart from that, there was no problem between the two of us”, Adamu added

“One day I didn’t know what happened to me, I took my “Exol” and decided to end the lives of both of us. I killed her alone with a knife”, Adamu said. “I equally wanted to kill myself. May her soul rest in peace: she stopped me from doing that. While she was bleeding, she said I should not kill myself.

“She further advised me, before she bled to death, that I should repent and seek Allah’s forgiveness. I then promised her not to kill myself and that I will report myself to the police. “Which is why when the DPO ‘C’ division called me, I reported at once”, the suspect said.

Adamu said that he was a fresh graduate from Federal College of Technical Education, Potiskum, affiliated to Federal University of Technology Minna.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/photo-of-jealous-drug-addict-who-killed-in-girlfriend-for-dating-another-man.html

See previous thread >>>> https://www.nairaland.com/4545249/drug-addict-kills-girlfriend-yola
...is she lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Ladies..can U Date A Guy Eating Chin Chin? by MrCork(op): 9:00pm On Jun 09, 2018
KillaBeauty:
I just begged you to be nice undecided and you’ve already started with the insults
Smh
..ok i apologise ....am a lover not a fighter wink
RomanceRe: ...am In Love..am In Love..am In Love!!!! by MrCork(op):
jessca048:
shawty one would even think that you were light skinned with all the noise you have been making. anyway wish you a happy relationship
angry
RomanceRe: The Picture That Is Making Nigerian Ladies Disturb My Inbox by MrCork: 8:26pm On Jun 09, 2018
Hisduchess:
baby elephant with short crankshaft. go sleep joor.who ur oldie elephant epp
..am a lover not a fighter. ..baby..I apologise!! wink
RomanceRe: The Picture That Is Making Nigerian Ladies Disturb My Inbox by MrCork: 7:50pm On Jun 09, 2018
Hisduchess:
baby elephant with short crankshaft. go sleep joor.who ur oldie elephant epp
..my woman calls me daddy.... I bet u will soon start calling me daddy when I make u my woman wink
RomanceRe: The Picture That Is Making Nigerian Ladies Disturb My Inbox by MrCork: 7:48pm On Jun 09, 2018
Hisduchess:
just tell him to stop trolling me and I will have mercy. as for his girlfriend nah oldie elephant than wan be.just look at his dp u will see Mrcork and his gf.that is baby elephant versus oldie elephant grin
^^^^who trolls village girls? .... u no what?..an going to post u make up from London so my woman can help u look like her smiley
RomanceRe: Zimbabwean Man Finds Condoms Under His Bed - Burns Down House by MrCork: 6:50pm On Jun 09, 2018
Oyindidi:
Be serious
...am serious..whose messing wit u?
angry
RomanceRe: The Picture That Is Making Nigerian Ladies Disturb My Inbox by MrCork: 6:39pm On Jun 09, 2018
Hisduchess:
I can survive the sit sef but u can't cos she will squash you and that ur baby elephant, short engine, stiff body like person wey dey offload cement for apapa.mtchewww
...my babe makes u look like house girl ...that's why u upset at your pillow case nyansh grin grin
RomanceRe: The Picture That Is Making Nigerian Ladies Disturb My Inbox by MrCork:
Hisduchess:
I can survive the sit sef but u can't cos she will squash you and that ur baby elephant, short engine, stiff body like person wey dey offload cement for apapa.mtchewww
..^^^Hisduchess. .the slim gorilla looking like tooth pig grin
RomanceRe: The Picture That Is Making Nigerian Ladies Disturb My Inbox by MrCork: 5:39pm On Jun 09, 2018
Hisduchess:
at least u are finer than Mrcork the half engine 2900 with short crankshaft.so u get hope shaa even with ur transmission Photoshop skill.
^^^ the world is a sweeter place when dumb chicks like u exIst....so u believe op is good looking because of photo shop.....sweeRyan u so dumb I will ask my beauriful babe to sit on yor face
(no ofeense )
wink
RomanceRe: The Picture That Is Making Nigerian Ladies Disturb My Inbox by MrCork: 5:35pm On Jun 09, 2018
coolestchris:
dont compare me with a goat
..Clitoris is callin me a goat...thanks! undecided
RomanceRe: Zimbabwean Man Finds Condoms Under His Bed - Burns Down House by MrCork: 5:02pm On Jun 09, 2018
Oyindidi:
Mrcork is a friend or lemme me say a stalker and I joke with him. That does not mean you can joke with me in such manner. Edit that post

Stop na, look at what that kid just said to me
..hang on?.. u calling me a stalker and then u say boys are disturbing you? ... u calling me stalker? angry
RomanceRe: Zimbabwean Man Finds Condoms Under His Bed - Burns Down House by MrCork: 5:00pm On Jun 09, 2018
KillaBeauty:
Just look at what you’re causing... you’re allowing gutter boys to talk to oyindidi anyhow... see how they’re copying the nonsense you’re doing... you have no respet and I feel like coming to your house to slap your face with boxer007’s diçk angry
..who is messing with Oyindidi? .. who? angry
RomanceRe: Zimbabwean Man Finds Condoms Under His Bed - Burns Down House by MrCork: 4:44pm On Jun 09, 2018
Oyindidi:
Mrcork is a friend or lemme me say a stalker and I joke with him. That does not mean you can joke with me in such manner. Edit that post

Stop na, look at what that kid just said to me
...whose messing wit u...wot did he say to u? angry
RomanceRe: Zimbabwean Man Finds Condoms Under His Bed - Burns Down House by MrCork: 2:56pm On Jun 09, 2018
Oyindidi:
You no well grin
^^that sounds like a yes...always knew u were gonnnnnon fuk me...well done !! cheesy
RomanceRe: Zimbabwean Man Finds Condoms Under His Bed - Burns Down House by MrCork: 1:56pm On Jun 09, 2018
Oyindidi:
Watin concern you?
..pls can we fuk? cheesy

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