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RomanceRe: Davido Reunites With Girlfriend, Chioma (see Photos) by MrCork: 6:25pm On May 12, 2018
RomanceRe: Davido Reunites With Girlfriend, Chioma (see Photos) by MrCork: 6:23pm On May 12, 2018
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 5:19pm On May 12, 2018
Oyindidi:
I can't kiss, I'm a learner
^^^this one definitely from the village. .... undecided

...anyways goods news is I will teach u something in London we call **FRENCH KISS**: cheesy

....THANK ME LATER!!
wink
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 4:19pm On May 12, 2018
Oyindidi:
Shey your head dey pain you?
...apart from using chewing stick (phako)...can u kiss? undecided
RomanceRe: Which Is Faster To Victoria Island? Agbara Or Lagos-abeokuta Road. by MrCork: 3:18pm On May 12, 2018
anochuko01:
please its urgent. I need to know which is faster and the one with better road and traffic congestion.
lastly, how long it'll take both to and fro.



thanks.
..my niggggga. ..romance section strictly for chassssssin women....please move yor thread to car section(no ofeense ) angry
FamilyRe: Man Curses Woman Whom He Paid Her Bride Price But Marries Another Man Afterwards by MrCork: 3:01pm On May 12, 2018
Oyindidi:
I prefer a clear break up before riding with the next guy.
..^^^STORY. ..anyways please do u have nyansh? smiley
RomanceRe: Scandal. .. -.my Neighbours Wife Is In Love With Me!!! by MrCork(op): 2:58pm On May 12, 2018
rex444:
Heeeeiiii....somebody call u darling and u say its love....abeg which village u from?
..anyways back to the serious topic..has woman ever called you *darlin* in Yor life?...Bro do u even have a woman?...Bro my neighbours wife clearlyca wanna cheat with me(No ofeense ) undecided
RomanceRe: Scandal. .. -.my Neighbours Wife Is In Love With Me!!! by MrCork(op): 2:51pm On May 12, 2018
amakadihot87:
......my mother warned me against eating people's plantain.................i dont want her to spank my melons o
..errmm can we please stop talking about Congo4ka eating your cake and please please please concentrate on the stoRy of my life...* my neighbours wife in love with me**.... TANK YOU!!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Cute Bikini Photo Of Ik Ogbonna's Wife, Sonia, Sitting By The Poolside by MrCork: 7:10am On May 12, 2018
Hisduchess:
everyone wants to post bikini pix so as to show plenty flesh.I just tire
...but why r u so stingy with your punnnnnny?.. been asking u for a year and u doing shakara like u r beyansi. ....anyways can I buy u pant? smiley
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage, Wizkid And Chioma. Who Rocked The ($690) 248k Fendi Tee Better? by MrCork: 9:52am On May 11, 2018
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage, Wizkid And Chioma. Who Rocked The ($690) 248k Fendi Tee Better? by MrCork: 9:50am On May 11, 2018
RomanceRe: Scandal. .. -.my Neighbours Wife Is In Love With Me!!! by MrCork(op): 8:32am On May 11, 2018
HumbleBoy21:
be matured for ones in ylur life. My own neighbours wife says "I love you" to everyone she is talking to at the end of the conversation.
Ordinary darling you are misbehaving.
...so u saying yor neibours wife says I love u too every one n u tink she love u...correct?...brother, are u ok? (No ofeense ) undecided
RomanceRe: Scandal. .. -.my Neighbours Wife Is In Love With Me!!! by MrCork(op): 3:02pm On May 10, 2018
Truckpusher:
grin grin

I doubt you MrCork
...Bro am a gentleman, I swaaaar.
I juss don't fuckkkk any chick, even if she's married (real talk)
undecided
RomanceRe: Scandal. .. -.my Neighbours Wife Is In Love With Me!!! by MrCork(op): 2:56pm On May 10, 2018
Truckpusher:
Fucck her already cheesy
..no way. Am a gentleman! smiley
RomanceScandal. .. -.my Neighbours Wife Is In Love With Me!!! by MrCork(op): 2:48pm On May 10, 2018
...saw my lightskin neighbours wife at
Peckam market this morning ..she walk pass me n said **hello darling ***. This is the second time she calling me *darlin ...and am thinking. .she definitely in love. I feel guilty.

Please advise
embarassed
RomanceRe: Picking Up Girls with DAVIDO ASSURANCE- zfancy prank by MrCork: 1:48pm On May 10, 2018
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...
.. .Davido that cant Spek English? ....Bro are u kidding me? angry
EducationRe: Celebrating Nigerian Lecturers Who Have Distinguished Themselves by MrCork: 1:06pm On May 10, 2018
MiriamMoney:
Dr. F. Ogoanah. Department of English and Literature, University of Benin, Benin-city.
..are you lightskin ? angry
LiteratureRe: Letting Go By Audrey Timms by MrCork: 12:27pm On May 10, 2018
AudreyTimms:
Author's note

Owwkkaayy! Audrey Timms is back. grin Well, I hope it's for good this time around. I've been around the world (in my living room though ). I've read a lot of books and done short grammar courses, and I have come to a conclusion -- I'm more of a storyteller than a writer embarassed. After reading numerous books by wonderful authors and seeing their styles of writing, and the way they capture scenes with words too beautiful to even explain, shocked I had to come to that conclusion. I know and have accepted that I'm not in the class of LarrySun (my role model), PrettySpicey (the description queen), repogirl (even my darling husband attested to this fact after reading Forever and For Always), moskeda (darling Sally -- the Fish Brain queen) grin e.t.c. YET but I hope to be someday and hopefully surpass them. This is neither humility nor modesty, I'm just trying to be real. smiley



Anyway, I'm glad to be back and happy to say that I was able to write six books last year, four in my head and two on my iPad. grin This one- Letting Go and Waiting For The Bouquet on okadabooks- http://okadabooks.com/book/about/10290 (make una go buy am)  tongue



I have Dyoungstar to thank for this title. After coming up with a couple of very silly titles, he came to my rescue. Thanks bro. 



I am first and foremost a Nigerian before a writer...oops! grin Sorry, a storyteller. A reader once wrote to me to tell me to use more of American language and slangs. While I agree the world is changing, but abegee! I no dey form wetin I no be. Give me a good story with Nigerian slangs anyday, anytime to remind me of who I am and why I love naija. *singing, 'Audrey really love naija.'* tongue However, no speaking of pidgin English for me this time around. Someone told me that for a writer...storyteller, I speak too much of it. And no shorthand as well. Lastly, please I want straightforward and down to earth criticisms. I think 'You're the best' has lost taste. Let's be creative, biko. undecided



Okay. I'm done with my ramblings. Let's get the show on the road. We know the rules of the game- slow and steady before we get to the suspense and tears. No fighting, no quarreling or amma through you out of the thread. Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion though.



Warning-- I'm not going to be as consistent as i was in posting Unfulfilled Promises. The first reason is because I want to frustrate those thieving b.astards who engage in plagiarism (last pidgin English- Na God go punish all of una. The thunder wey go fire una dey take phd lessons from Sango). *takes a deep breath* Okay! Where were we? Yes. Secondly, I'm like crazy busy these days with family, work, church, friends, dogs, enemies, environment, gossip, climate change, market, clicking on meaningless posts, just staring at my mirror trying to remember what to do next, and so much more. Una get the gist abi? cheesy So I might have to post only on Wednesdays and weekends but let's see how it goes. Please bear with me.



Pack filled with pain, love, betrayal, secrets, scheming, paranormal activities with a dash of my second favorite foriegn language -- Italian, Letting Go will blow you away. So hold on to your seat belts and please try not to smash your device against the wall. Please remember I'm human, imperfect and liable to mistakes.



This is a story of Giovanni Ekwe and his father, Senator Ekwe. I'm already working on the sequel (in my head sha), Moving Forward. 



Enjoy! 



Audrey Timms



P.S. - Please like my Facebook page, Audreytimmslibrary at http://web.facebook.com/audreytimmss/



I dedicate this story to divepen1 for being hardworking and also a good friend to me. Thanks a billion.



Thanking you.
...are u lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Dedicate A Song To Your Lover by MrCork: 12:13pm On May 10, 2018
onstelly:
Ha why
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Are Naturally Attracted To Our British Accent Innnnit! by MrCork(op): 12:06pm On May 10, 2018
..is it too sunny there in Nigeria for romance innnit? smiley
HealthRe: Lady Buys N500 Sanitary Pad. Cries Out After (Photo) by MrCork: 11:51am On May 10, 2018
BloggersNG:
Fed up of how much she spends monthly Twitter user Favour has cried out on her page, That she can no longer continue to buy pads at N500 just because of period, Plus the fact that she even use 2 pads, that means she spends N1000 on a Monthly basis, The post has since gotten over 200retweets, 120likes. see her post below!


News From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/05/lady-cries-out-after-spending-n500-to.html
..is her name KillaBeauty ( from nairaland?) angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by MrCork(op): 9:40pm On May 09, 2018
KillaBeauty:
Lol there’s obviously no point arguing with you. You’re stupid. You’ve been cancelled.
..anyways we men forggive u...gimmmmme me your numba? undecided
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by MrCork(op): 8:14pm On May 09, 2018
Deiok:
Guy chillax, by your ascertion its correct to claim that the girls are also here to get men. Since when relating to people on social median translate to hooking up. If one decides to have fun by discussing sexual stuff does it mean nairaland is now a dating site. Please take your time brah.
...all men agree we all here to chase chicks...I ain't complainin. ..no woman is complaning....my niggggga, why are u the only one complainin. Sir, r u ok? undecided
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by MrCork(op): 8:12pm On May 09, 2018
KillaBeauty:
Lol there’s obviously no point arguing with you. You’re stupid. You’ve been cancelled.
..u sound like a feminist. U definitely from ondo state and this is the exact reason why all black men will always choose white women over u....your stress too much!!

...and juss in case u ask, am from London! !
angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by MrCork(op): 7:05pm On May 09, 2018
Deiok:
op please speak for yourself.
...which sef?...my niggggga. .if u aint here to chase chicks then tha heck u lookin for in romance section? Employment? ...
Serrerriously..we give up!!(no ofeense )
undecided
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by MrCork(op): 7:03pm On May 09, 2018
KillaBeauty:
This is the same foolish mentality you men carry around. Until you run into the crazy girl that’d pepper spray you or pour acid on you for disturbing her life. According to your foolish logic, just because a woman doesn’t want to be chased means she looks like a man? Wow I’m very sure you know that doesn’t make any atom of sense
^^^angry black woman..sweery how on earth do u expect to find man on nairaland with this kinda anger....so if God created u as woman but yet u don't want man to chase u...u want to end up becominglike lessssssbian?? (((SHAKE MY HEAD 8 TIMES))))..SMH..wot a shame!! embarassed
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by MrCork(op): 6:47pm On May 09, 2018
KillaBeauty:
And what gave you the impression that it’s all females that wanna be chased?
...why?..u look like man?.....listen up sweery. .we men are the hunter..u women are the haunted. .so please please please. .if u no u clearly don't look like woman.. buy make up or wear wig..it's our job as men to chase up. .pirrrrrriod!!(no ofeense ) angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by MrCork(op): 6:25pm On May 09, 2018
Oyindidi:
grin clown
..but ask nicely ..and u might be chased!! (Real talk) wink
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by MrCork(op): 6:20pm On May 09, 2018
Oyindidi:
You are the only one chasing shadowtongue
...correction. ..sweery. .no man wannnnna. ....gonnnnno ever chase u on nairaland...even me!! (No ofeense ) angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by MrCork(op): 5:06pm On May 09, 2018
hisgrace090:
Stop this childish question, all nairaland section and topic are joined together in NEW TOPIC section.

People are opening your post because it message from .new topic section.
..Son ..but .we all agree we all come here to chase chicks. ....so why r u the only one complainin..I DON'T GERRRRRIT! ! undecided
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by MrCork(op): 5:04pm On May 09, 2018
austyn0:
Oga,, I'm gonna be very frank with you cuz I am tryna prove a point.... When I was yet a guest of this forum, I normally admire someone nicknamed tosyne2much,, he frequents this particular section,, I love the way he states things concerning relationships because I normally do mine physically,, I joined to exhibit my enlightenment as well,, besides you are not gonna spank me if I accept the fact that I am here to chase girls so ditch the shitty impression broh.
..ok..so outter all the other sections, u
Choose to be guest on romance section coz u like a man's voice (tosyne2much)..correct?....brother are u ok? (No ofeense )
angry

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