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RomanceRe: African Girls Are So Rubbish. by MrCork: 5:50pm On Sep 18, 2017
Sabrina18:
Get the fucck outta here angry.
...calm down power ranger...ladies don't swaaaaar!! undecided
RomanceRe: African Girls Are So Rubbish. by MrCork: 5:49pm On Sep 18, 2017
Mrbolt555:
So backward, they cant even initiate anything. Even common chat sef, they can't do shit. If they want sex, they'll just lie down on bed and be pretending to be sleeping. They are so fvucking backward in everything. Fvuck em all!
^^^^side effect of rejection. . eddddiot girl!! (No oofensece) undecided
RomanceRe: Hi .. by MrCork: 5:17pm On Sep 18, 2017
Safiaa:
Airforce. I honestly think you have a mental illness. I'm concerned.
^^^°a crackhead is concern?... sweeery are u ok?... Crackheads don't usualy have brain??(no oofeense) undecided
RomanceRe: Is Watching Blue Film On Sunday A Sin? by MrCork(op): 5:14pm On Sep 18, 2017
PropertiesRe: Ever Lived With A Disgusting Roommate? Share Experiences by MrCork: 5:11pm On Sep 18, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
Op you're fuckin hilarious! grin grin grin
This tour vivid narrative ehn, I can fully imagine what you went through! Sorry in arrears for everything you had to endure lol.
ok...yes am from London & I drive £28,000 range rover spot(since u keep asking)...so .tell me 4 main reason why u want to fuuucck me and plis be honest..u no u want to fuuucck me..don't lie!!(((ladies don't lie))) smiley
HealthRe: HIV Vaccine Breakthrough As Experts Generate Immune Cells To Stop Spread by MrCork: 12:13pm On Sep 18, 2017
ayolatv:
https://m.guardian.ng/features/health/hiv-vaccine-breakthrough-as-experts-generate-immune-cells-to-stop-spread/
...this is great news for Falconey (nairalander)...he ain't gonnnnnna be skinnnny from aids no more gringrin gringringrin
RomanceRe: Is Watching Blue Film On Sunday A Sin? by MrCork(op): 8:09am On Sep 18, 2017
antiFapping:
OP, you really need this...
https://www.nairaland.com/4019313/want-stop-porn-masturbation-get
..who's talking about mastubatetion?...Goat!! (No oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: Has A Nigerian Girl Tried To Entrap You With Pregnancy? Share Your Experiences by MrCork: 11:13pm On Sep 17, 2017
kinginvagina:
One of Nigerian girls oldest trick is pregnancy entrapment, they'd use it to extort money and tie a man down for marriage. Guys share your experiences
..12 chicks are still tryyyyin to trap me wit punnnnny on nairaland....but am not gonnno mention names like Safiaa, Innana lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Pls Guys Help Me by MrCork: 9:17pm On Sep 17, 2017
Stellamariss:
hmm nawaaoh
...loooookhear.. sweeery.

am tryna help u an it's ok if u ain't lightskin.... THANK ME LATER!!
undecided
PropertiesRe: To let: 4(no's) Of A Room In A Flat For Corpers In Ibadan.#50k each.#pics by MrCork: 9:10pm On Sep 17, 2017
sexybbstar:
Coooooork!! angry
.. kaiii..sweeery u loooooklike ice cream inside lemonade strawberrry orange juice wit fanta and ice block.....pls can I drink u? cheesy
RomanceRe: Pls Guys Help Me by MrCork: 9:08pm On Sep 17, 2017
Stellamariss:
Hello guys, pls any library and information science students in house,i seriously need a hints on how to write bibliogrphy compilation on lesbianism in nigeria .Pls u guys should reply me thanks.
. anyways.are u lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Pls Guys Help Me by MrCork: 9:06pm On Sep 17, 2017
Stellamariss:
pls guy am serious here is not everything that u will make fun of.This is a project abeg
..see Yor headlike Coca-Colanut...I recommend 3 great lessssbiannns to help u and instead of sayin *thank you Mr Cork*...u talk about having fun with your project.,..u stand no shance in life behavin like this!!((Shake My Head)) undecided
RomanceRe: We Are Tired by MrCork: 8:49pm On Sep 17, 2017
Sabrina18:
Flat azz girls please take note.

Lmao.
plis identify Yor selling point? undecided
PropertiesRe: To let: 4(no's) Of A Room In A Flat For Corpers In Ibadan.#50k each.#pics by MrCork: 8:29pm On Sep 17, 2017
sexybbstar:
Is a room self con available at U.I area?Is a room self con available at U.I area?
.kaii...this fine chick all ways make our kondo stannndddup!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Pls Guys Help Me by MrCork: 8:23pm On Sep 17, 2017
Stellamariss:
Hello guys, pls any library and information science students in house,i seriously need a hints on how to write bibliogrphy compilation on lesbianism in nigeria .Pls u guys should reply me thanks.
.. wow..lessssbiannism?..u wanna write book on lessssbiannnism?...GREAT...I no 3 beauurrriful nairalanders that can help. . sweeery Pls spek to Oyindidi,Safiaa, SweetPuffPuff or Innana!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Is Watching Blue Film On Sunday A Sin? by MrCork(op): 7:55pm On Sep 17, 2017
Born2conquer:
The Op asked the question with a Sentence

You replied with over 90lines and you ended with "I rest my case"

No..you actually buried the case
^^^^SOLID!!!!...


Born2conquer for president... Born2conquer for president....
Born2conquer for president
Born2conquer for president
Born2conquer for president
Born2conquer for president
Born2conquer for president

Born2conquer for president
Born2conquer for president


NIGERIA NEED PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!! wink
RomanceRe: Is Watching Blue Film On Sunday A Sin? by MrCork(op): 7:51pm On Sep 17, 2017
IamRaizo:
lol...you need both help and attention...good thing you're getting it smiley
help?..me?...I need help?.. help for wot? undecided
RomanceRe: I love you Jacksparr0w127 by MrCork: 7:48pm On Sep 17, 2017
Oyindidi:
Corky, try get sense
..tha fok?...hamgon my niggggga...why that FUK u callin me gay...u crazy in the head?....juss askin? angry
RomanceRe: Is Watching Blue Film On Sunday A Sin? by MrCork(op): 7:46pm On Sep 17, 2017
IamRaizo:
porn movies too have story lines?

You have gone so deep into porn and that's y I said you need help bro.
...few Yoruba nollywoood blue films have great story lines.... anyways I use to think those who watch blue film need help but son don't worry..it will make sence when u reach 18years old(((truss me)) wink
RomanceRe: Is Watching Blue Film On Sunday A Sin? by MrCork(op): 7:40pm On Sep 17, 2017
falconey:


Your papa do mistake, after your birth him no scan your brain to check whether it's Human's or goat's.
..son..u sound like the most inteligent living thing in Yor family....keep up the good work ..
Dunce!
smiley
RomanceRe: Is Watching Blue Film On Sunday A Sin? by MrCork(op): 7:36pm On Sep 17, 2017
IamRaizo:
lol you need help...
...is watching Blue film a crime?.. action movies hav story lines... horror movies hav Storry lines.. Romance movies hav Storry lines..blue movies hav Storry lines..kunfu movie have story ..worst of all, nollywoood movies hav Storry lines....so was the difference my niggggga? undecided
RomanceRe: Is Watching Blue Film On Sunday A Sin? by MrCork(op):
mumumugu:
Christianity is the home of homosexuality. Those who brought this religion to u are all homosexuals. Even ur mighty God "Jesus" was a homosexual as he was practicing it with his disciples.
Now turn ur bible to John 13.: 23-25. You see when jesus was chatting with his disciples on who will betray him, there was a certain disciple probably, John the beloved, "whom Jesus loves" that was lying on his breast. Hian! Abeg what will a full grown man be doing on his fellow man's breast? How can a man be lying on his fellow man's breast , there was not a sexually related affection involving the two? For a man to lie on his fellow man's breast can only indicate a sexual and romantic love affairs.
They even went as far as telling us that Jesus "loved" this disciple how else can we explain this "love" a man has for his fellow man?
There were twelve disciples how come this one was called "the beloved" and he is not even the leader of the team. So there must be sexual affection attached to this this brother, by "our Lord Jesus rice".
In the same John 18:30 the same Jesus was accused of being a " male factor ". Pls what exactly do u think they mean by "a male factor"? He was also said to be crucified with two thieves. Abeg what exactly did they thief? "Two male sinners"... pls study ur bible u see who those people are.
So u see the church are made up of sexual immorality. The Romans and the Pope are all gays that's why they support gayism in church even the Anglican church legalised it sometime ago. The pentecostal churches are now champions in it. The pastors all have gay partners in thier church, if u don't pay attention of what is going on under ground u would not know all these.
Homosexuality is not African culture but the Christian Church has taught our people how to do this abomination in the land. The western has it as thier culture, take a look at the sculptures in those pics. There are the Romans and the Greeks who invented christainity.
I rest my case.
....calm down Mohammed...are u a Muslim?( No oofensece) undecided
RomanceRe: Is Watching Blue Film On Sunday A Sin? by MrCork(op): 6:45pm On Sep 17, 2017
.. actually I was late for first service! angry
RomanceIs Watching Blue Film On Sunday A Sin? by MrCork(op): 6:42pm On Sep 17, 2017
..it was actually by mistake...pls advise? undecided
RomanceRe: Has A Nigerian Girl Tried To Entrap You With Pregnancy? Share Your Experiences by MrCork: 3:45pm On Sep 17, 2017
falconey:


Fat bastard! Uncircumcised idiot, slowpoke of the century.
^^^crackhead is upset undecided
FoodRe: English Names For Naija Native Foods by MrCork: 3:31pm On Sep 17, 2017
MissJoy29:
Lol..well-shaped head FLAT head? Didn't know there was something like that o
^^^^kaiii see booooobsi... sweeery plis can I drink u? cheesy
RomanceRe: Has A Nigerian Girl Tried To Entrap You With Pregnancy? Share Your Experiences by MrCork: 3:30pm On Sep 17, 2017
falconey:


Hahahahaha
^^^crackhead sounds happy.... anyways,tank God it's Sunday!! undecided
RomanceRe: Has A Nigerian Girl Tried To Entrap You With Pregnancy? Share Your Experiences by MrCork: 3:06pm On Sep 17, 2017
kinginvagina:
One of Nigerian girls oldest trick is pregnancy entrapment, they'd use it to extort money and tie a man down for marriage. Guys share your experiences


Lefulefu
tosyne2much
falconey
dingbang
lalasticlala
...hell yea...one dakskin nairaland chick called Safiaa...I had to change my nomba 6 times!!! (True story) angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 12:35pm On Sep 17, 2017
dollytino4real:
ur own disease is wrong too, i wanted to say is he a spirit?
....proof it...apart from church kiss..do u kiss? angry
RomanceRe: Guys Please Is This Girl Marriageable? Check Her Out by MrCork:
FortifiedCity:
Her good sides;

She apologizes whenever she feels she made a mistake
I think she loves me: she shows it
She is a very good cook

Her 'bad' sides;

She has a wide vagina
She can be stubborn when angry.

I have known her for a year now.
I am just so concerned about her wide vagina, I feel a lot of peni3 have passed through there.

Can you marry such a lady

For those saying I have a small peni3, I am at 8 Inch, created a thread on it sometime ago

https://www.nairaland.com/4001026/natural-harmless-thing-say-bye
....we suspect her virgggina wide like Falconey,s mouth cozz he normally angry when stuppppid....u don't belif us..ask him!(( Shake My Head)) undecided
RomanceRe: Guys Please Is This Girl Marriageable? Check Her Out by MrCork: 9:57am On Sep 17, 2017
FortifiedCity:
Her good sides;

She apologizes whenever she feels she made a mistake
I think she loves me: she shows it
She is a very good cook

Her 'bad' sides;

She has a wide vagina
She can be stubborn when angry.

I have known her for a year now.
I am just so concerned about her wide vagina, I feel a lot of peni3 have passed through there.

Can you marry such a lady

For those saying I have a small peni3, I am at 8 Inch, created a thread on it sometime ago

https://www.nairaland.com/4001026/natural-harmless-thing-say-bye
angry

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