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Romance › Re: London Notthinhill Carnival This Weekend... by MrCork(op): 2:31pm On Aug 26, 2017
shayo18:
Littest carnival ever mehn
angry
Romance › Re: She Is Going To Stay At A Young Male Friends Place For Her I.T by MrCork: 10:56am On Aug 26, 2017
Yellowdayzee:
Why you following me though undecided

Lol don't worry yourself even if you were last man on this earth I wouldnt touch u with a 10 ft pole....so don't worry about my wife materialness lipsrsealed
..u wunt touch me?... y not?..sweeery am from London,I drive £28000(cash) range rover spot, gots Moiney, travelled 28 countrys so far... clearly u cannnnnot cohmpare me to yorrr boyfriends n future husssbannds..!(GOAT) angry
Romance › Re: She Is Going To Stay At A Young Male Friends Place For Her I.T by MrCork: 10:53am On Aug 26, 2017
Yellowdayzee:
Why you following me though undecided

Lol don't worry yourself even if you were last man on this earth I wouldnt touch u with a 10 ft pole....so don't worry about my wife materialness lipsrsealed
^^^^lessssssbiiiian!! undecided
Romance › Re: She Is Going To Stay At A Young Male Friends Place For Her I.T by MrCork: 10:51am On Aug 26, 2017
Yellowdayzee:
Why you following me though undecided

Lol don't worry yourself even if you were last man on this earth I wouldnt touch u with a 10 ft pole....so don't worry about my wife materialness lipsrsealed
angry
Romance › Re: London Notthinhill Carnival This Weekend... by MrCork(op): 9:51pm On Aug 25, 2017
falconey:
BLOODY MORON_!
^^^^farts near his mouth... Twice!! smiley
Romance › Re: London Notthinhill Carnival This Weekend... by MrCork(op): 8:53pm On Aug 25, 2017
falconey:
Go suck a dick!
..sorry..ain't interested in yorr food!
smiley
Romance › Re: London Notthinhill Carnival This Weekend... by MrCork(op): 8:51pm On Aug 25, 2017
falconey:
FAT BASTARD!
thanks son!! smiley
Romance › London Notthinhill Carnival This Weekend... by MrCork(op): 8:49pm On Aug 25, 2017
....loookout for pictures n TIME TO CHASE CHICKS....*Feelin hot hot hot"*...SoCa meets afro beats... Yayyyyy!!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Sad News: The Time Has Come For Me To Rest In Peace by MrCork: 8:26pm On Aug 25, 2017
redbeans:
it is on a sad note, i write this to my beloved ones here. I have dedicated so much time creating threads here to make people happy. As a result, other areas suffered. I didn't have time to read other peoples's thread (selfish of me). I'll focus now on other people's write up. I really craze for 2go sha. When i dey toilet i type, on top woman, type, while working, type, i want to cross road o, type etc. So many topics in my diary. For the fun of it, u can tel me which of my topics was the most captivating wink

I also noticed that a lot of persons have joined romance section hence my presence is hardly noticed/needed. On this auspicious day, i clocked 2000 likes to mark my 2 years in nairaland. It's the right time to retire and rest in peace like twaci sexkillz kinginvahala kingtom berlynn and co. Thanks lalasticlala for occasionally deeming some of my threads fit for frontpage.

To those who taught i'm dying, holy ghost fire!!

To those who felt my threads were only crazy ones, you will find out from my profile that the good ones hardly gets response. Hence i joined the controversy train. That's unfortunate though.

Cc.. Lefulefu midehi2 iamkashybaby pocohantas ebonyeyes sexybbstar greyboy30 singledad benita27 victornezzar sekxy lalas27 mcbrooklyn deguynxtdoor maxi112 angelicdamsel traphedges iamsinz tahrah oyindidi refiner zarzar lionesscza papiikush iamjude tosyne2much connectpoint safiaa lawlahdey Omotayor123 monalisa185 lawlahdey aminat508 rukkydelta thepussyhunter whowhowhokwara ogorwyne ebukahades10 etc

NOTE: in order for amadioha not to fire you, don't quote the post before commenting so you don't spam people's mention grin
piss or pissssss? angry
Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Visits Badagry (Photos) by MrCork: 7:07pm On Aug 25, 2017
Yomzzyblog:
[img]https://3.bp..com/-02qjp4ObbwE/WaAA-e464tI/AAAAAAAADSg/Q0XnGOcJMwo54Jh2gqE8SXU_HV41MqEoQCLcBGAs/s320/j2.JPG[/img]

Olajumoke Orisaguna, who rose to fame after walking into a photoshoot by TY Bello, went on excursion to historic sites in the town of Badagry on yesterday, 24th August.

[img]https://2.bp..com/-7jV5Kf1Z4Fs/WaAA0QkoBTI/AAAAAAAADSY/MyDrMCLj3wE0xTD7GXc50aQZGxWRsGO4gCLcBGAs/s320/599fc0c5j2.JPG[/img]

The former breadseller turned model/actress looked absolutely beautiful in a green dress as she posed beside historical monuments.

Source: http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2017/08/olajumoke-orisaguna-looks-lovely-in.html
.. model how?...she ain't lightskin!!!(no oofeense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Visits Badagry (Photos) by MrCork: 7:03pm On Aug 25, 2017
Yomzzyblog:
[img]https://3.bp..com/-02qjp4ObbwE/WaAA-e464tI/AAAAAAAADSg/Q0XnGOcJMwo54Jh2gqE8SXU_HV41MqEoQCLcBGAs/s320/j2.JPG[/img]

Olajumoke Orisaguna, who rose to fame after walking into a photoshoot by TY Bello, went on excursion to historic sites in the town of Badagry on yesterday, 24th August.

[img]https://2.bp..com/-7jV5Kf1Z4Fs/WaAA0QkoBTI/AAAAAAAADSY/MyDrMCLj3wE0xTD7GXc50aQZGxWRsGO4gCLcBGAs/s320/599fc0c5j2.JPG[/img]

The former breadseller turned model/actress looked absolutely beautiful in a green dress as she posed beside historical monuments.

Source: http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2017/08/olajumoke-orisaguna-looks-lovely-in.html
angry
Romance › Re: She Is Going To Stay At A Young Male Friends Place For Her I.T by MrCork: 5:23pm On Aug 25, 2017
Yellowdayzee:
Ok since you don't feel comfortable... Did you offer her an alternative solution sad

Can you get her another place to stay?

Don't point out a problem without a solution undecided
....so u sayin u fill comfortable sleeping in man house without solution... correct?... clearly u no wifey material!!(no oofeense) angry
Romance › Re: She Is Going To Stay At A Young Male Friends Place For Her I.T by MrCork: 5:20pm On Aug 25, 2017
Yellowdayzee:
Ok since you don't feel comfortable... Did you offer her an alternative solution sad

Can you get her another place to stay?

Don't point out a problem without a solution undecided
angry
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op):
Oyindidi:
mpia gi angry
English plis! undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op):
Yellowdayzee:
What species are you undecided


I think where ever they made you they forgot to attach your brain cheesy .... I enjoyed my lunch very much ... Thank you for asking... All carbs ....
..no comments...even ordnaarrrry Oyindidi fine pass u!!((SMH)) undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 3:12pm On Aug 25, 2017
Yellowdayzee:
What species are you undecided


I think where ever they made you they forgot to attach your brain cheesy .... I enjoyed my lunch very much ... Thank you for asking... All carbs ....
angry
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 1:09pm On Aug 25, 2017
Yellowdayzee:
Acceptable to you maybe...

Why am I wasting my lunch even responding to the infamous Mr cork... I'm a size 10 ... So u can go shove it angry

Now leme go back to my lunch so I can work towards being a size 12 kiss
^^^^ther u go..angry fat woman...so u left lunch to cozzzz trouble on nairaland..abi?...can't u diet?? ...we givvvvup!!(((SMH)) undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 11:23am On Aug 25, 2017
Oyindidi:
Good morning Corky!
^^^ther u go... Oyindidi is a lightskin wife material & she is size 8!!! wink
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 11:08am On Aug 25, 2017
Oyindidi:
Good morning Corky! Satisfied?
...really?...ok..say it nicely...say it slowly ...say it wit sweet voice an say it like u meannnnnit angry
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 11:04am On Aug 25, 2017
Oyindidi:
See your mouth, how I take cause wahala?
..did u say good morning today?....but instead,u start cussssin people like mechanic.....London white women will never act like that!!(SMH) [ undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 10:48am On Aug 25, 2017
Oyindidi:
I'm not looking for man.. See your mouth
0000000. GOD..it's Friday nauuu...why u all way cossss wahala?....we need to find u a man quick... serrrriosly!!! (SMH) undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 10:34am On Aug 25, 2017
Oyindidi:
Brain fall on you
^^^^atitude...an then she complains she can't find man on nairaland! ((SMH)) undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 8:31am On Aug 25, 2017
Oyindidi:
Fab is looking for yougrin I be food?
.great news is .yorr dream will come true & by chrissssmas..we shall mate..AMEN!!! wink
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 8:29am On Aug 25, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
In ur dreams...Rado eehn ... undecided
..I used to be in love with u... serrrrrioussly...until I cut u cheating on me Witt several men on sexualitiy section...and then u said u tot romance section n sexualitiy section was the same..Women!! (SMH) undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 11:10pm On Aug 24, 2017
Oyindidi:
Cooorky boi, you don chop?
..no I din't chop you....STOP LYIN! undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 11:06pm On Aug 24, 2017
Oyindidi:
Mr carrot
...last time we saw yorrr foto proooofile on nairaland..u was size 22..is it ilegal to diet? ((SMH)) undecided
Education › Re: I Need Help Please by MrCork: 11:05pm On Aug 24, 2017
queencalipso:
am not sure which section this question should be but the mods can help me do the needful if its in the wrong section.

scientist in the house can you please help me to convert 30,000iu (international units) of vitamin A palmitate to mg and kg? thanks.
^^story..plis do u hav nyansh? cheesy
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 6:29pm On Aug 24, 2017
..sadly for some weird reason..all homebase celebritys are always fat n above size 8 and homebase people seem to love them like that! ((SMH))) undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 5:17pm On Aug 24, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Before u keep chasing my azz with ur vintage range rover and u never told me to get diet angry why nau? undecided
..I met a size 8 lady last month.. she change my life within 2 minute!...best sexxxc ever. I had to buy her £3000 Rado watch in return!! wink
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 4:51pm On Aug 24, 2017
Fabulocity:
LIES!!!
...noted...GET LOST!!!

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