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Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 7:45pm On Sep 02, 2017
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 7:45pm On Sep 02, 2017
funmisticqueen:
i think you are quoting the wrong person
...which quoting wrong person......how? iamKashyBaby clearly said she prefers kisssin women only (read her last post) & we respect her stance as a strong lessssbiannn woman....our question to u...do u kiss men? Yes or no? undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 2:14pm On Sep 02, 2017
funmisticqueen:
many guys have poor hygiene
... really?... so u sayin u prefer datin homebase guys that use chewwwing stick instead tooth brush... correct?....I givvvvvvup!!(no oofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 2:12pm On Sep 02, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
what is Pako?
.. chewing stick gaddddemmit...r u not a homebase Nigerian!! angry
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 1:10pm On Sep 02, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
Maybe ur mouth smell like a public toilet lipsrsealed
^^^but can't u ever say somtin nice....y u all ways angry?...this is not ladylike!!!(((Shakes My Head 9 times))) undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017 Winner Announcement & Grand Finale Thread by MrCork: 11:52am On Sep 02, 2017
[quote author=serena433 post=55419855][/quote]..pliss do u have nyansh? undecided
Family › Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by MrCork: 11:51am On Sep 02, 2017
OliviaPope:
One of my cousins visited us in 2015, during one of the school holidays, he was 10 then. in the middle of the night, he would pee all over the bed that he shared with my little nephew that also came to spend the holiday, he would then quietly drag him to the spot where he had peed so we would think lil nephew did it.


So in the morning, he'd wake up before everyone else to wash his urine soaked PJ's , take his bath and act like nothing had happened. We used to commend him for his neatness while we made fun of my little nephew, he was about 3 then and couldn't defend himself I guess.


This went on for like 5 consecutive days until the day I decided to binge watch one of my favorite series then. The tv remote was in their room so I had to go get it, luckily I walked in on him trying to do his thing again


I couldn't stop laughing grin grin
^^^STORY... are u lightskin? angry
Family › Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by MrCork: 11:50am On Sep 02, 2017
OliviaPope:
One of my cousins visited us in 2015, during one of the school holidays, he was 10 then. in the middle of the night, he would pee all over the bed that he shared with my little nephew that also came to spend the holiday, he would then quietly drag him to the spot where he had peed so we would think lil nephew did it.


So in the morning, he'd wake up before everyone else to wash his urine soaked PJ's , take his bath and act like nothing had happened. We used to commend him for his neatness while we made fun of my little nephew, he was about 3 then and couldn't defend himself I guess.


This went on for like 5 consecutive days until the day I decided to binge watch one of my favorite series then. The tv remote was in their room so I had to go get it, luckily I walked in on him trying to do his thing again


I couldn't stop laughing grin grin
angry
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 11:41am On Sep 02, 2017
funmisticqueen:
many guys have poor hygiene
....arrrhh..ok so u sayin we guys from London use *tooth brush n tooth paste* meannnin u would kiss us anyday but homebase guys from Nigeria or Africa use *Pako* (wooden stick) meannnin u normally reject them.... corrrrect?.... sweeery isn't that a bit harsh?..that's cold..ou are wicked!!!((((Shake My Head 5 times))) undecided
Crime › Re: Pregnant Woman Beaten To Death By Husband Buried Alongside Her Baby (Graphic) by MrCork: 5:12am On Sep 02, 2017
ireneony:
if you don't have anything to say...
there is time to say something.
Did you bother to read the story at all undecided
^^^kaii..see nyansh! cheesy
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 4:56am On Sep 02, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
Actually, my lips never been kissed by any lips angry

I cant imagine my lips being abused by another lips lipsrsealed so keep ur head shaking there..
..well..great news for u is that every man loves lessssbiannn..we love lessssbiannns..n..I love lessssbiannns... meannnin technically..we love u still!! (((THANK ME LATER)) wink
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 4:42am On Sep 02, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
Maybe ur mouth smell like a public toilet lipsrsealed
...cool..ok.so u kiss only women.. correct? (((Shake My Head twice))) undecided
Celebrities › Re: BREAKING: Serena Williams Gives Birth To Girl In West Palm Beach by MrCork: 4:40am On Sep 02, 2017
Muafrika2:
Light skin
cheesy
Celebrities › Re: BREAKING: Serena Williams Gives Birth To Girl In West Palm Beach by MrCork: 4:25am On Sep 02, 2017
BomboyOnline:
BREAKING: Serena Williams gives birth to girl in West Palm Beach

Serena Williams is usually in New York for Labor Day weekend, competing in the U.S. Open, the major tournament she has won six times


http://www.palmbeachpost.com/entertainment/just-serena-williams-labor-west-palm-hospital/Qtm4HSwyq3IPsv8WywX8uM/
... lightskin or dakskin? angry
Celebrities › Re: BREAKING: Serena Williams Gives Birth To Girl In West Palm Beach by MrCork: 4:25am On Sep 02, 2017
BomboyOnline:
BREAKING: Serena Williams gives birth to girl in West Palm Beach

Serena Williams is usually in New York for Labor Day weekend, competing in the U.S. Open, the major tournament she has won six times


http://www.palmbeachpost.com/entertainment/just-serena-williams-labor-west-palm-hospital/Qtm4HSwyq3IPsv8WywX8uM/
angry
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op):
..but don't they watch TV? undecided
Romance › But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op):
...even ordddnarrrry*peck"...they don't give.

Please advise!
undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by MrCork: 3:26am On Sep 02, 2017
Rorachy:
Even though they have nothing to do with the babypapa.
^^this chick sexxxxy face keep making our *kondo*hard.... Vaseline!! cheesy
Romance › Re: I Have Repented From Creating Silly Topics by MrCork: 5:19pm On Sep 01, 2017
booqee:
nneka, you are studying Botany, it's a 4 year course even in Nigeria. And you've been studying it for 7years?!!! Nneka c'mon! angry
^^^^FARTS NEAR HER MOUTH WIT ANGER.... TWICE!!! angry
Romance › Re: I Have Repented From Creating Silly Topics by MrCork: 10:04pm On Aug 31, 2017
booqee:
nneka, you are studying Botany, it's a 4 year course even in Nigeria. And you've been studying it for 7years?!!! Nneka c'mon! angry
.so.do u even have nyansh sef...plis describe it undecided
Romance › Re: I want to fvuck this girl but I don't know how much she'll request. PICS by MrCork: 10:02pm On Aug 31, 2017
Mrbolt555:
undecided kiss
..u a brave gay dude their in Nigeria thou...u tire of men? undecided
Romance › Re: I want to fvuck this girl but I don't know how much she'll request. PICS by MrCork:
Mrbolt555:
undecided kiss
..bro pliss try Falconey from nairaland....he loves priiick!(no oofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: I Have Repented From Creating Silly Topics by MrCork: 9:37pm On Aug 31, 2017
booqee:
so which day would u have the sense we talking about
... ok..gimmmme punnnnny n I shall forgive you....juss one round..deal?? cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Do Muslims Always Dodge Giving Explanations To Child Marriages by MrCork: 6:14pm On Aug 31, 2017
Brooke60:
cork head cheesy
Shut up there!
^^another Muslim..alakwarukba!!((SMH) undecided
Romance › Re: I Have Repented From Creating Silly Topics by MrCork: 6:12am On Aug 31, 2017
booqee:
Finally,

@Mrcork, u see onila has repented. When will you also change. Nairaland is waiting for you to get sense too.
^^^^STORY....if u want me...ask nicely!! wink
Romance › Re: Meet The Most Beautiful People On The Planet - The Yorubas by MrCork: 6:32pm On Aug 30, 2017
Henryyy:
I just returned from a trip to Ekiti where I spent few days with an old friend. But the things I saw,brethren, were out of this world. The babes are pretty to a fault as in FÙCKING PRETTY. Yoruba women are just too pretty and am using this thread to showcase that.
We the guys self make sense so will add some pix of us too. wink
... rubbbbbish...even ordddnarrrry Oyindidi from nairaland is finer than most of this ugly women!(fact) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Muslims Always Dodge Giving Explanations To Child Marriages by MrCork: 6:26pm On Aug 30, 2017
Brooke60:
mumu, I'm not a son undecided
A daughter
Your enemy
I'm back wink
calm down Muslim...not every tin is about alawakunbat and violence!! undecided
Romance › Re: She Is Going To Stay At A Young Male Friends Place For Her I.T by MrCork: 5:06pm On Aug 30, 2017
Yellowdayzee:
Lol honestly anything is better than being with you joor
^^^ this one don't have taste! undecided
Romance › Re: She Is Going To Stay At A Young Male Friends Place For Her I.T by MrCork: 5:06pm On Aug 30, 2017
Yellowdayzee:
Lol honestly anything is better than being with you joor
angry
Romance › Re: Meet The Most Beautiful People On The Planet - The Yorubas by MrCork: 5:05pm On Aug 30, 2017
Henryyy:
Bro ar u an illiterate? (No oofeense) grin
...I have pounds sterlin...u have naira(nada)...I can take yorrr woman any day!!(no oofeense angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Muslims Always Dodge Giving Explanations To Child Marriages by MrCork: 5:03pm On Aug 30, 2017
Brooke60:
you are a Londoner according to you but you know alawakubag huh huh huh

You must be madddddddd
^^Muslim...calm down son..life is not all ways about viooolense n revenge...calm down son!!
(No oofeense)
undecided
Romance › Re: Meet The Most Beautiful People On The Planet - The Yorubas by MrCork: 3:58pm On Aug 30, 2017
Henryyy:
I just returned from a trip to Ekiti where I spent few days with an old friend. But the things I saw,brethren, were out of this world. The babes are pretty to a fault as in FÙCKING PRETTY. Yoruba women are just too pretty and am using this thread to showcase that.
We the guys self make sense so will add some pix of us too. wink
...ok so u sleep wit yorr old friend in ekikititi(were ever that is) & then when u woke up, yorr old friend turn to preeeeety woman from ekikititi.... correct?...bro r u ok? (No oofeense) undecided

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