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Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 11:45pm On Sep 04, 2017
Lalas247:
Who kiss epp sad when u can shag grin
^^^this one definitely no how to kiss...u can tell by her sweet name...compared to a name like Oyindidi! wink
Romance › Re: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by MrCork: 11:41pm On Sep 04, 2017
liab:
dedicate dis song to lalas247 never interact with her before but am a secret admirer of her





"And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile, cause you’re amazing, just the way you are



“Look at the stars, look how they shine for you and everything you do, like they were all yellow.



“Cause all of me loves all of you. Love your curves and all your edges, all your perfect imperfections“And I can’t help but stare, cause I see truth somewhere in your eyes.




“When you need some shelter from the rain, when you need a healer for your pain, I will be there time and time again.”




“Heaven is a place on earth with you.“I am thinking of you in my sleepless solitude tonight, if it’s wrong to love you then my heart just won’t let me be right.”“I could make you happy, make your dreams come true. Nothing that I wouldn’t do. Go to the ends of the earth for you to make you feel my love

love u
..all this jusss to get punnnnny..bro u need Jesus!!(no oofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by MrCork: 11:40pm On Sep 04, 2017
liab:
dedicate dis song to lalas247 never interact with her before but am a secret admirer of her





"And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile, cause you’re amazing, just the way you are



“Look at the stars, look how they shine for you and everything you do, like they were all yellow.



“Cause all of me loves all of you. Love your curves and all your edges, all your perfect imperfections“And I can’t help but stare, cause I see truth somewhere in your eyes.




“When you need some shelter from the rain, when you need a healer for your pain, I will be there time and time again.”




“Heaven is a place on earth with you.“I am thinking of you in my sleepless solitude tonight, if it’s wrong to love you then my heart just won’t let me be right.”“I could make you happy, make your dreams come true. Nothing that I wouldn’t do. Go to the ends of the earth for you to make you feel my love

love u
angry
Romance › Re: PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT; Awon Werey 100% Will Not Win Miss Nairaland On My Watch by MrCork: 11:34pm On Sep 04, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Whatever sha..
..pls when can I sexxxc u?..am a nice guy
.I swaaaaar
cheesy
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 2:52pm On Sep 04, 2017
Oyindidi:
you no well
..don't worry..davxon has all ready pay £12 for yorr dowry.....in the meantime..pliss practice how to kiss!! angry
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 2:28pm On Sep 04, 2017
newslifeop:
Hmmm
^^°an thank God she agrees with thread.....black women can't kiss!! angry
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 2:26pm On Sep 04, 2017
Oyindidi:
Shey ya werey? If I slap youhuh
...yorr wish is to fuuuk me cozz am from London & I drive Range rover spot....u no it ..we no it & I no it....ask nicely n yorr dream may commm true!! wink
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 1:52pm On Sep 04, 2017
.. anyways baccccckto the serrrrioss thread.... hopefully one day..black women will watch YouTube n learn how to kiss...... AMEN!!!! angry
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 1:51pm On Sep 04, 2017
Oyindidi:
Shey your head dey pain you?
.madam ..WILL U GROWWWW UP & GIVE Mr DAVXON SOME PUNÑNNNNNNNNNY gadddemmit??....cant u see he want woman?...act like a lady please....U STUBBORN BRAT!!!! ((($hake My Head twice))) undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 10:30am On Sep 04, 2017
davxon:
need a nice gudlookin lady in abj fr a real serious relationship.. Pls chat or contact me on 08079369714
...bro don't worry..we will arange Oyindidi (nairaland regular)..she very lovely (kinda), she available, she ready to mingle & she dates anytin. ReaL TALK!! wink
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 10:27am On Sep 04, 2017
Oyindidi:
Go and wash your mouth angry
...I rather kiss goat b4 I kiss u...THANK ME LATER!!! angry
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 10:26am On Sep 04, 2017
Oyindidi:
Go and wash your mouth angry
^^^ther u go.. typikal black woman with atitude...an then she complains she can't find man on nairaland!!!(Shake My Head twice))) undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Believe This Lady Is Almost 40 Years Old (photos) by MrCork: 12:46am On Sep 04, 2017
Evaberry:
with her horrible weight gain?

Age is already telling on her. don't be fool by her make up
..do u hav nyansh? undecided
Culture › Re: Any Man Who Sleeps With Ooni's Ex-Queen Will Die If Not Cleansed - Ifa Priest by MrCork: 11:24pm On Sep 03, 2017
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op):
Oyindidi:
You no get yansh, who go kiss that your smelly mouthhuh
^^^^But y is Oyindidi all ways thinkin about sexxxxccx?....wot has nyansh gots to do with French kiss?((Shake My Head 4 times))) undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 7:57pm On Sep 03, 2017
Oyindidi:
Maybe your mouth dey smell grin brush before you ask for kiss
......KISS MY NYANSH!!!! angry
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 7:34pm On Sep 03, 2017
mofeoluwadassah:
you be london guy
Pekam....all roads to South East London (((big boy area))) wink
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 5:52pm On Sep 03, 2017
mofeoluwadassah:
if i never kiss before how i go know say some of una mouth dey smell locust beans cheesy
... kissssin homebase Nigeria mechanic is different from kissssin London guy my dear...do u hav telivissssion? undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017 Winner Announcement & Grand Finale Thread by MrCork: 4:42pm On Sep 03, 2017
serena433:
rather shaking my head for u why not ans YES or NO
dumb cork!!!
..but how can Nigeria move 4,ward when people like u cannnnnot answer simple ordddnarrrry questions....white women hear in London do not behave like this!!((Shake My Head)) undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 4:36pm On Sep 03, 2017
mofeoluwadassah:
because some of una mouth dey smell like locust beans(iru pete) cheesy
..apart from teddy bear..so u sayin u never kiss black man in yorr life?... really? undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017 Winner Announcement & Grand Finale Thread by MrCork: 4:34pm On Sep 03, 2017
serena433:
rather shaking my head for u why not ans YES or NO
dumb cork!!!
..ilitraccy is a desease..thanks to people like u...do u hav nyansh or not gaddddemmit...for God's sake..answer the simple bloooody questions...an then u complainin u can't find man on nairaland...MADAM..DO U HAVE NYANSH?? undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op):
Lewaluv:
You must av d wrong black girl.
angry
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017 Winner Announcement & Grand Finale Thread by MrCork: 10:24am On Sep 03, 2017
serena433:
please do you have peni*? since is dumb que time
..wot kinda stewwwwpid Dom question u askin me...r u ilitarratte?..my name is Mr cork an yet u askin if I have pennis...dint u goto primary school?. (No oofeense)

Do u have nyansh..yes or morrrrafokkkkin know? (Simple question)..Shake My Head!!!
undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 9:42am On Sep 03, 2017
...u ask black woman for kiss and she think u r weak.....they all say kissssin game is only for white people!!(( Shake My Head 19times)) undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 10:31pm On Sep 02, 2017
funmisticqueen:
you are clearly delusional
....thank God u ugly....even ordddnarrrry iamKashyBaby is 10 times more beauurrriful than u....and she ain't even werrrrin make up yet!!!...

Anyways plss Can u kiss?
undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 10:10pm On Sep 02, 2017
[quote author=Johnnoah1st post=60076614][/quote]..bro do u no u can catch cancer for bleaching one portion of yorrr face....pls seek doctor help!!(no oofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 10:08pm On Sep 02, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
I do care. The ban must be lifted. Why ban an Innocent girl?
..Stalking is harrrrrsment under section 25 of nairaland law.... Fabulocity stalks me 9 times a day for harasssssment....I warned I her she I don't listen..she were she'sbelongs..BANNNNNNNNNED!!!! angry
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 10:04pm On Sep 02, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
I haven't seen her in over a week. Hope she's fine sha
Fabulocity is been banned for stalkin n harrrrrsment...we don't care about her for now!! angry
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 10:03pm On Sep 02, 2017
[quote author=Johnnoah1st post=60076424][/quote]...bro but y did u bleach only one portion of yorrr face....is this normal behaviour in Zaire? ((Shake My Head 7times))) undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 10:00pm On Sep 02, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
where is fabulosity?
Fabulocity? That crazy STALKER?...she finally been banned for nairaland harrrrrsment!! angry
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 9:58pm On Sep 02, 2017
funmisticqueen:
you are clearly delusional
.. simple question..do u kiss or not.. gadddemmit? (No oofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 9:56pm On Sep 02, 2017
funmisticqueen:
you are clearly delusional
^^^atitude...an then she complains she can't find man on nairaland... sweeery u stand no shance in life behavin like this!!(((Shake My Head 4times))) undecided

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