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Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 4:45pm On Aug 24, 2017*

IamKashyBaby:

Im size 16

..pls go on diet asap!!

Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 4:41pm On Aug 24, 2017

...slim females are nicer to look at and the make the world a sweeter place to live in!!!((((fact))))) angry

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Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 4:34pm On Aug 24, 2017

mofeoluwadassah:
me ayam size 20....are we still good to go

..no..u r size 6 angry

Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 4:32pm On Aug 24, 2017

Fabulocity:
I'm a size 14. Come and beat me.

..noted.. GET LOST!!!

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Celebrities › Re: Nude Video Of Small Doctor Masturbating Live On Snapchat Goes Viral by MrCork: 4:25pm On Aug 24, 2017

Fabulocity:
But why's his skin so dirty looking

cc mrcork

GET LOST!!!!

Romance › Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 4:20pm On Aug 24, 2017

..Size 8 is the normal acceptable size for black females becozzzz they look better in skets & females still refuse to diet.... anyways. can you date them? Yes or no?

Celebrities › Re: JJC Skillz And Funke Akindele In 2012 Vs 2017 (Throwback & Now Photos) by MrCork: 3:31pm On Aug 24, 2017

[quote author=KenModi post=59782315][/quote]...bro that fat chick is fat m dakkkkskin....she need to find gym quick!! angry

Celebrities › Re: JJC Skillz And Funke Akindele In 2012 Vs 2017 (Throwback & Now Photos) by MrCork: 3:29pm On Aug 24, 2017

Fabulocity:
Shut up she's pregnant

GET LOST!!!!

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Celebrities › Re: JJC Skillz And Funke Akindele In 2012 Vs 2017 (Throwback & Now Photos) by MrCork: 1:08pm On Aug 24, 2017

Icedprince1d:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYKe5vhH3ZF/

"YOU'RE CREATIVE AND CARING" - JJC SKILLZ TELLS PREGNANT WIFE FUNKE AKINDELE AS SHE CELEBRATES HER BIRTHDAY TODAY

Jjc Skillz has taken to Instagram to celebrate his actress wife, Funke Akindele as she turns a year older today.

His Instagram post read: We went from friendship to relationship to love and family?It was like yesterday when I was just another face in the crowd to now being the lucky man you wake up to see every morning ?I pray God will keep our love and hearts happy and our faces smiling throughout our earthly year. Amen ? Happy Birthday My queen #MRSFAB
I love you just the way you are hot & spicy, creative and caring. Happy birthday @funkejenifaakindele my mummy, my queen, my bestie, my love. Next year we shall have multiple reasons to celebrate by Gods grace #mrsfab.

http://www.princepalacenews.com.ng/2017/08/youre-creative-and-caring-jjc-skillz.html?m=1

....fat n she ain't lightskin!!(no oofeense) angry

Celebrities › Re: JJC Skillz And Funke Akindele In 2012 Vs 2017 (Throwback & Now Photos) by MrCork: 1:07pm On Aug 24, 2017

Icedprince1d:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYKe5vhH3ZF/

"YOU'RE CREATIVE AND CARING" - JJC SKILLZ TELLS PREGNANT WIFE FUNKE AKINDELE AS SHE CELEBRATES HER BIRTHDAY TODAY

Jjc Skillz has taken to Instagram to celebrate his actress wife, Funke Akindele as she turns a year older today.

His Instagram post read: We went from friendship to relationship to love and family?It was like yesterday when I was just another face in the crowd to now being the lucky man you wake up to see every morning ?I pray God will keep our love and hearts happy and our faces smiling throughout our earthly year. Amen ? Happy Birthday My queen #MRSFAB
I love you just the way you are hot & spicy, creative and caring. Happy birthday @funkejenifaakindele my mummy, my queen, my bestie, my love. Next year we shall have multiple reasons to celebrate by Gods grace #mrsfab.

http://www.princepalacenews.com.ng/2017/08/youre-creative-and-caring-jjc-skillz.html?m=1

Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by MrCork: 4:02pm On Aug 23, 2017

booqee:
u better get ur square root off this thread..

..u will never find man on nairaland wit these kinda atitude undecided

Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by MrCork: 3:39pm On Aug 23, 2017

booqee:
u better get ur square root off this thread..

..an if u want pregnancy talk..ask me nicely innnnit!!! angry

Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by MrCork: 3:32am On Aug 23, 2017

booqee:
thanks ma.. yellow crackers only works while chewing.. moment I stop chewing my mouth starts watering.. so basically I have to keep chewing 24/7 like goat.. it's unrealistic and tiring especially at work..

I will definitely try the coffee gum, I've tried other gum (sugarless strong minty gums), but they do the opposite.. i.e make my mouth produce more spit while chewing.. although they only make saliva bearable to swallow for the first 4 seconds..

I'll let u know when I try superstar coffee gum..thanks

Romance › Re: Guys, Come And Carry Your Wife ooo! What Kind Of Make-up Is This? by MrCork: 3:30am On Aug 23, 2017

bbbabes:
African women are the most beautiful in the world. Like this one in the picture. She is your wife.
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That aside, check out the real Street slay Queens with glowing dark skins here.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/08/stop-what-you-are-doing-guys-which-of.html

...that's Oyindidi from nairaland!!((SMH)) undecided

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Allegedly Stabbed To Death By His Girlfriend In New Delhi, India by MrCork: 8:41pm On Aug 22, 2017

mofeoluwadassah:
him sef leave nigeria slay oloshos for here,go dey date slay killer in indian

^^^kaiii.see booooobsi!! cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Rihanna Dazzles In New Photos As Her Nipple Slips Open. by MrCork: 8:40pm On Aug 22, 2017

EdozieRichard:
Rihanna was dazzling in this new photos but she suffered a minor Nipple slip.

See photo here;http://www.edozierichardsblog.com/2017/08/rihanna-dazzles-in-new-photos-as-her.html

...but why don't black women ever loooooklike rhiana??...SMH!!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Do Witches Exist & Can They Disappear? by MrCork(op): 8:00pm On Aug 22, 2017

booqee:
I've not exactly been off Nairaland. I've only been avoiding stupld and dumb@ss threads like urs..

I only bumped into ur thread today by accident..

^^^^yea we belif u
.the witch waz bannnnned...ban over....STOP LYIN!!! grin

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Romance › Re: Do Witches Exist & Can They Disappear? by MrCork(op): 7:37pm On Aug 22, 2017

Fabulocity:
I just asked you a simple question

KINDLY GET LOST!!!!!

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Romance › Re: Do Witches Exist & Can They Disappear? by MrCork(op): 7:16pm On Aug 22, 2017

Fabulocity:
Mrcork it's no longer lightskin females, it's now slim females all the way?

GET LOST!!!!

Romance › Re: Lets Play A Game by MrCork: 7:14pm On Aug 22, 2017

absool:
Guys send 'Let's have sex' to a random female Friend on whatsapp and post a screenshot of the convo

...u don't have sckoooooool home work?(no oofeense) angry

Romance › Re: Do Witches Exist & Can They Disappear? by MrCork(op): 7:10pm On Aug 22, 2017

booqee:
you that a witch is already using your destiny to play nairabet you're still asking if witches exist..

..and who's the slim fine babe on yorr foto profile sef? undecided

Romance › Re: Do Witches Exist & Can They Disappear? by MrCork(op): 7:08pm On Aug 22, 2017

booqee:
you that a witch is already using your destiny to play nairabet you're still asking if witches exist..

^^^^.. stranger...r u one of those Lagos witches that fly around at night wit broom stick?...n how comes u only appear on nairaland ones every 6 month?.. anyways well come back!! ((SMH)) undecided

Romance › Re: Do Witches Exist & Can They Disappear? by MrCork(op): 11:20am On Aug 22, 2017

Fabulocity:
The more you tell me to go away, the more I am drawn to you babe

..you playin the wrong game wit the wrong person...I will fustrate u an as from today..you are marked!!!

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Romance › Re: Do Witches Exist & Can They Disappear? by MrCork(op): 10:57am On Aug 22, 2017

Oyindidi:
Lol, you never see my pix before

..good news..I spoke to Lalas24 and she agreed to help u loooklike her n be lightskin beauurrriful! wink

Romance › Re: Do Witches Exist & Can They Disappear? by MrCork(op): 10:55am On Aug 22, 2017

Fabulocity:
Because you smell

j

GO AWAY N GET LOST ..YOU STALKER...GO AWAY!!!!

Romance › Re: Do Witches Exist & Can They Disappear? by MrCork(op): 8:49pm On Aug 21, 2017

..but y do chicks disappear when u ask them for dance....that say "" juss wait there,am coming""....and then they disappear! angry

Romance › Re: Do Witches Exist & Can They Disappear? by MrCork(op): 8:47pm On Aug 21, 2017

Oyindidi:
Corky, be nice

..don't worry..I will choose u over that stalker called Fabulocity anyday....gr8 thing is u lightskin skin n u gots something homebase people call ikebe!! wink

Romance › Re: Do Witches Exist & Can They Disappear? by MrCork(op): 8:37pm On Aug 21, 2017

Oyindidi:
You well so? She be your light skinned love

... serrrriosly..I rather watch u an another babe make love....that's my kinda thingy wink

Romance › Re: Do Witches Exist & Can They Disappear? by MrCork(op): 8:36pm On Aug 21, 2017

Lalas247:
Only in Nigeria ... Cold much

^^^^ kaiii..if only Oyindidi can have this kinda body.....errm. Lalas245...sweery.pls can u help Oyindidi loooooklike u n lightskin!! cheesy

Romance › Re: Do Witches Exist & Can They Disappear? by MrCork(op): 8:32pm On Aug 21, 2017

Oyindidi:
She like you, can't wait to attend your wedding.. The both of you

.. Fabulocity?…..that crazy which?...fuk no....I rather watch both of u romance!!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Do Witches Exist & Can They Disappear? by MrCork(op): 7:37pm On Aug 21, 2017

Oyindidi:
You be werey

Fabulocity has mental issues...she keep stalkin me..get lost is the only language she understands(SMH) undecided

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