₦airaland Forum

Hisduchess:
Chai! bro you are a complete savage joor.biko mercy for the afonjas nah

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]What do you call a man who jumps from one woman to the other.

I mean jumping from one relationship to the other even before ending one?

But the thing is he usually has sex with all of them[/color]

Cinderella5:
I don't know how else to describe an item you love to always have with you just for fun or as a habit.

Mine in teddy bear, I have always had one since childhood, now I almost can't do without it, if I am in a new environment without it, I feel incomplete

Cinderella5:
I don't know how else to describe an item you love to always have with you just for fun or as a habit.

Mine in teddy bear, I have always had one since childhood, now I almost can't do without it, if I am in a new environment without it, I feel incomplete

obowunmi:
Hi everyone,

My name is Obowunmi. I've been a Nairaland member for many years now under different monikers.

I started dating this girl early January of this year however we have had too many ups and downs because I have not shown or told her that I have money. She thinks I am just a loser.

When I first met her, she was very nice but not anymore.

Once in a while, I buy her expensive gifts but I haven't divulged to her what I do, the type of job I have or any of that stuff. Maybe this is her reason for being so heartless.

Over the months, we have had one altercation where we didnt talk throughout the month of May. Today, I've had to block her on WhatsApp and other channels because she is just mean, doesn't communicate, would rather spend time on twitter than talk with me.

We have kept our relationship secret so far and my heart is heavy and I think at this point, I'm tired and ready to move on.


I like her. I really do like her. But I dont know what else to do. I dont want anyone to date me for my money so I will not tell her that I am a multimillionaire.

Pls I need your help. I am tired of it all. M y heart is heavy. I am ready to settle down.

Menh:
This is our first date, I asked her to pick what from the menu list she picked the most expensive item on the menu list did not object.

The issue is she is just busy chatting with her friend. What should I do? Am still with her now.

I need urgent response.

Lala please help me move this to the promise land.

Ceoflexygist:
African Instagram user, Bibi Soumah Rhoads is married to an American soldier. They have a son and recently relocated to Florida from Germany. What a beautiful black skin!


See photos of them below:


Source: http://www.flexygist.com.ng/2017/06/11/meet-this-black-african-beauty-who-married-to-american-soldier-photos/


Cc: Lalasticlala

Jacksparr0w127:
SE.... it's a nice place. Just messed up at that moment cuz of too many customers


What should I check?

Safiaaa:
Whats wrong with this one? If you want to show me, im more than happy to see sha.

RedBeauty:
Anything below 6inches .... should just study mouth action and perfect it

Jacksparr0w127:
fvckoff!

bentlywills:
In a relationship or marriage does the size of the man's D really matter to guarantee satisfied sexual intercourse to keep the relationship going?
Just curious

Guys how do you cope with loss or wide pussy

Jacksparr0w127:
why will it not matter to you when the road is broad and wide

TheAmazingDude:
I walked into a pharmacy today to get some drugs and was shocked at the sight of a particular condom (name withheld) having different flavours. I was like What the hell. So, my fellow nairalanders, could you please help me answer this question cos I have no idea about this. Thanks.

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]thank goodness!! thank goodness!

Now i wont be reading headlines taling how Nigerian civilans where killed by a US supplied war jet[/color]

phoenixthefirst:
You have been told that it is not "true or fault", but "true or false". .

solomon4samuel:
you are a jobless sick product of a broken condom

phoenixthefirst:
True or fault?

MissEdified:
The self acclaimed Omo Baba Olowo and Nigerian music star, David Adeleke, aka Davido, has embarked on building a decent house for the mother of Utibe.



Utibe was the young boy who arrested Davido’s attention when he was featured singing the musician’s hit song, ‘If.’



Utibe had been out of school and only passed the time miming songs.

http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/06/photos-davido-builds-house-for-utibe.html

DY20:
Hi Nairalanders!

"My dad talks too much" and by saying too much I did not mean he's crazy or something, I mean he talks sensible thing for an absurd long period of time.

Let me use 5 out of million of scenario to define my case.

1. Anytime the family is complete inside the house, and everyone is quiet; busy with something, I browsing on my phone, my little brother playing video game, my sister using beads, mum watching TV and my dad? Talking. When it is very obvious that no one cares to listen, he continue talking.

2. If any of my friends came to visit me, they will become my dad's guest. From the very first moment they say "Good morning" to him, he started talking, asking them questions, essp about their work, school, and talking about his own life too. Like what is happening now, I can see awkward smile on their face as they listen but just don't want to walk away leaving him embarrassed.

3. One day, I was chatting with girlfriend till late in the night, he woke up and say a light in the male children's room, he came in and started accusing me of internet fraud. We talked and talked till we settle it at dawn. From 2 to 4.30. In the morning, my dad started the topic with my mum again.

4. He talks every seconds when he is in the house or when anyone is with him.

5. He make anyone he saw with me (or any of my siblings) to introduce themselves. Indoor or outdoor.

I don't usually talk about my family affair with people but nobody knows me here or my dad.

I just want to know how to handle situation like this because I've started thinking of leaving the house. Maybe I'll learn to accept him when I don't see him everyday.

See? He is starting already... continues to talk when I'm not even looking at him.

StarBukola:
I wonder o

zarakay:
what's d big deal about light skinned babe

cee112:
Cynthia Morgan has been denying ever using bleaching cream until someone busted her with Pictures
http://www.sideviewgist.com/2017/06/see-what-bleaching-has-done-to-cynthia.html

Abortions:
OK LAST NYT WAS GREAT AFTER SOME SHAYO WE CAME BACK HOME AND STARTED FVCKIN kpa kpa kpa..SO SHE GAVE ME DOGGY N AS I WAS FVCKIN at THE RATE OF 6 THRUSTS PER SECOND MY DICK TOUCHED HER WOMB N IT WAS VERY SWEET,,,AND I DISCOVERED DAT THE FEELIN IS ALWAYS GREAT WEN UR DICK TOUCHES THE WOMB,THE WOMB IS SWEET,,,,,,SO I TOUCHED HER WOMB 26 TIMES AND IT WAS VERY SWEET....SO THIS MORNIN SHE WAS COMPLAININ STOMACH PAIN N I BOUGHT MEDICINE FOR HER BUH SHE NO GREE,,,,,SHE TOLD ME TO LOOK 4 ANOTHER GAL SHE'S NOT DOIN AGAIN,,,,,SHE CALLED ME A WICKED BOY THAT I WANNA SPOIL HER WOMB N iFFAH SPOIL HER WOMB SHE WILL NOT HAVE BABIES,,,,,,AND SHE WANNA HAVE BABIES,,BEAUTIFUL BABIES!

rebirthforgoody:
Hahaha can't stop laughing.what exactly did the guy do to you.

solomon4samuel:
keep dreaming and u will die dreaming

TonieLee:
Retail or wholesale

MissRaine69:
Fighting solves nothing, and will most definitely not fight with the other women .will make the best pepper soup and invite the new family member to dine .......