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Education › Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by MrCork: 9:19pm On Jun 16, 2017

MzLarem:
I no mate ooo... I no be animal. Find someone else na

...but how r we sopose to get punnnnny if we don't ask u....grow up mennnnn! angry

Education › Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by MrCork: 9:18pm On Jun 16, 2017

MzLarem:
I no mate ooo... I no be animal. Find someone else na

^^^^^time waster....forgggget u mennnnn.....lessssbiannn!!(no oofeense) angry

Education › Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by MrCork: 8:51pm On Jun 16, 2017

MzLarem:
Yoh are derailing the thread... buh bye

...pound sterlin..so ...how much u sayin
u want ??

Romance › Re: All About A Man.... Respect Him! by MrCork: 8:47pm On Jun 16, 2017

sexybbstar:
SAVE OUR HUSBANDS! By

Why do husbands in Africa die most times before wives? A husband in Africa in most cases is under intense tension because he is responsible for:

Children school fees
House rents
Electricity bills
Medical bills
Generator fuel & repairs
Car fuel and repairs
Feeding of family
Clothes for children
Xmas and New year bills
Furniture &House maint
In-laws wahala/demand
His own aged parents
His siblings most times
His wife's demands
Vigilante bills
Erecting Building
Religious demands
Family social bills
Electronics bills
Recharge cards
Extended family bills
Community demands

On top of the above, he also faces:

Wife stress/insults
Boss stress at work
Police stress on the way
Area boys stress
Kidnappers fear
Friends stress
Economy stress
Fear of job loss
Unemployment pains
Armed Robbery stress
Children misbehaviour
Neighbours stress
Bank loan paymnt stress
Witchcraft stress
Demonic attack stress
Sex stress
....and so on! OMG!!

Are these reasons not enough for all African Wives to understand and give their husbands peace at home? Are men not trying? How can an African man with this kind of load be romantic like an American man? Women, please give your husband peace at home. Encourage your husband. Stop being sarcastic to him. Except if you like to join the widows club early! Note:
That club is not funny. Ask members. Help your husband. Contribute to the family. Be a helper. Be submissive. Stop nagging. Build your home and marriage. It is not greener outside there. Don't be deceived!!
Let our men and husbands live long like you. Men dey beg una.

^^^° this one is a wifey material!! wink

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Romance › Re: Can you Hold Yor Girls hand In Public? by MrCork(op): 8:45pm On Jun 16, 2017

Fabulocity:
Why?

.... Am preparing back shot entrance for u ... special one!

Education › Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by MrCork: 8:42pm On Jun 16, 2017

MzLarem:
Yoh are derailing the thread... buh bye

.. how?... issssit illegal to ask for punnnnny?... Do u realise being a lessssbiannn there in Nigeria means u going to prison for 12 year?... anyways can I mate wit u has a friend? ..I have Moiney! wink

Romance › Re: Can you Hold Yor Girls hand In Public? by MrCork(op): 8:29pm On Jun 16, 2017

Fabulocity:
It's in the air

...do u no why I asked if u gots nyansh? undecided

Education › Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by MrCork: 8:28pm On Jun 16, 2017

MzLarem:
...Use your money to get a call girl. You can't enter me cos I don't do male prostitutes(no oofeense)

...ok so u sayin u a lessssbiannn an u don't like man.... correct?.. do u realise u talkin to a Londoner wit Moiney?...don't u wannnnto movvvvvup in life? Sweeery I don't come hear to sell ground nut...ok, be nice..how much?

Education › Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by MrCork: 8:24pm On Jun 16, 2017

MzLarem:
...Use your money to get a call girl. You can't enter me cos I don't do male prostitutes(no oofeense)

Education › Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by MrCork: 8:04pm On Jun 16, 2017

MzLarem:
I see ...pour it in the toilet.

...that heck is wrong wit u madam... don't u want Moiney?..don't u like nice thing?..u wantttto leave like begggger?.but y cant I enter u(no oofeense) undecided

Education › Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by MrCork: 8:01pm On Jun 16, 2017

MzLarem:
I see ...pour it in the toilet.

Education › Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by MrCork: 7:20pm On Jun 16, 2017

MzLarem:
Lol...why?

...well I nid to pour some were...duh!!! undecided

Education › Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by MrCork: 6:58pm On Jun 16, 2017

MzLarem:
Nope

...ok can I mate wit u? cheesy

Education › Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by MrCork: 6:55pm On Jun 16, 2017

MzLarem:
Nope

Romance › Re: See What This Girl Post To Me And Am Ban. by MrCork: 6:26pm On Jun 16, 2017

jakandeola:
it she dat say she wish to kill me

.....really? ...she said that?...bro but why don't u slap her face? angry

Romance › Re: My Elder Bro At Fuel Station Today (photos) by MrCork: 6:11pm On Jun 16, 2017

IamAirforce1:
When you're balling, you're balling.

Fucck what haters say.

Wow!!!

"When an oyinbo becomes your fuel attendant".

..ok .u take picture of yorrrr brother sellin petrol.....bro are we sopose to be excited or somtin? (No oofensece/ undecided

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Romance › Re: See What This Girl Post To Me And Am Ban. by MrCork: 6:07pm On Jun 16, 2017

jakandeola:
see wat a girl post wen I ask her dis. to show her mind of hate

....u create thread sayin u will kill woman in south African and then u wondering y MOD ban u?..... Bro u need help!!!!!(no oofeense) angry

Romance › Re: See What This Girl Post To Me And Am Ban. by MrCork: 6:05pm On Jun 16, 2017

jakandeola:
see wat a girl post wen I ask her dis. to show her mind of hate

Romance › Re: Please I Need Genuine Advice by MrCork: 6:03pm On Jun 16, 2017

Fabulocity:
Do you want mine?

... woman will you grow up and give megrimor yorrrr heart an some nooooookie!!!! angry

Romance › Re: Can you Hold Yor Girls hand In Public? by MrCork(op): 5:56pm On Jun 16, 2017

Fabulocity:
That's all you care about

...not really..do u have nyansh? angry

Romance › Re: The Most Beautiful Black Skin Tone (picture), Agree? by MrCork: 4:31pm On Jun 16, 2017

kaylinda:
I think this is the most beautiful black skin tone. Who else is with me?

....sweery u were sunshade at night... correct?
(No oofensece) angry

Romance › Re: The Most Beautiful Black Skin Tone (picture), Agree? by MrCork: 4:29pm On Jun 16, 2017

kaylinda:
I think this is the most beautiful black skin tone. Who else is with me?

Education › Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by MrCork: 4:28pm On Jun 16, 2017

MzLarem:
All these people asking questions like can this get me into Lasu, can that get me into Lasu... It's absurd. Nobody here can determine if you will be admitted or not,there are people who scored higher and were not admitted last year and there are people who scored lower and were admitted and vice versa. You've done your part by writing Jamb,if you beat the cut off mark of 190,wait for the screening and pray you get favored. Nobody here is the VC or an ICT official, so all this questions are unnecessary.

I wish every aspirants the best. I was once I'm your position

^^^.story..... sweeery can I kiss u? cheesy

Romance › Re: Igbo Men Or Yoruba Men Who Are More Open Minded To Marry Other Tribes? by MrCork: 4:25pm On Jun 16, 2017

onila:
my friend said a yoruba guy told her, hes mother will kill him, if he marries a Niger Delta girl

Romance › Re: Please I Need Genuine Advice by MrCork: 4:21pm On Jun 16, 2017

megrimor:
Please is the Fabulocity on nairaland?

..
Bro Fabulocity has arrived on yorrrr thread....talk to am!! (GREEN LIGHT)
wink

Romance › Re: Please I Need Genuine Advice by MrCork: 4:19pm On Jun 16, 2017

professorfal:
your time is gone cork, you are a living failure.

...ok Gay One....u win.. laters!!! embarassed

Romance › Re: Please I Need Genuine Advice by MrCork: 4:09pm On Jun 16, 2017

professorfal:
celebrated hogwash cretin!

^^^^thr gay one is on his pirrrrroid! undecided

Romance › Re: Please I Need Genuine Advice by MrCork: 4:04pm On Jun 16, 2017

professorfal:
go suck a cock_ deadbrain old fool!

... sorry I don't want yorrrr breakfast undecided

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Romance › Re: Please I Need Genuine Advice by MrCork: 3:58pm On Jun 16, 2017

professorfal:
idiot!

^^^ and the gay one FINALY shows up!! undecided

Romance › Re: Please I Need Genuine Advice by MrCork: 3:43pm On Jun 16, 2017

megrimor:
Please is the Fabulocity on nairaland?

... bro she's dakskin thou undecided

Romance › Re: Please I Need Genuine Advice by MrCork: 3:41pm On Jun 16, 2017

megrimor:
Please is the Fabulocity on nairaland?

...yea bro....she a nairaland regular and she's lookin! (Real talk/ wink

Romance › Re: Please I Need Genuine Advice by MrCork: 3:28pm On Jun 16, 2017

megrimor:
Good day everyone. Please I need an advice.

I met this girl in December 2016, and we have been dating all these while. Her parents Dont know me yet, but her mother has insisted that she gets married. She's in 200Level.

The matter has been so serious with her mother that in February, her mother threatened to disown her if she didn't bring a man home.

Her mother then brought a family friend who's an evangelist. She has told the guy that she has no feeling for him but the guy keeps on threatening her with the bible.

Just yesterday, her mother told her that if she dies, her blood would be on her head just because that same guy came around.
The guy also went ahead to send her a threat message again.

She called me today explaining everything while she was crying, I told her that's it is a big sin to force marriage on someone

I have asked her to go and pretend to date the guy because of her mum's threat.

I'm really confused house. I think I need a genuine advice.

Help a guy in need!!!

..bro spek to Fabulocity...she single and she date anythin! wink

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