Ifakiland: I'm Ayo from ekiti, I'm 30 yrs old...I'm a banker and I also own a bar....I'm single never been married....don't AV any child from any lady. I'm fun to be with....I'm also busy so my outdoor social life is crippled and dat won't allow me go on an actual date with a girl....
So I need a girl, dark in complexion, working, from any tribe....any religion...beautiful, smart,stubborn, good cook, neat, clean.....
Pls I don't want students, virgins, holy girls and celibate idiots who will go outside and fork and form celibate for me....thank you...
I feel like a twenty-something-year-old with the breasts of a 65-year-old woman. I have sagging breasts.
Just so you know, my breasts didn’t start growing at the time I had anticipated. When I was in primary 5, my chest region was as flat as a newborn. There were no signs my breasts were going to grow. I didn’t even have a large nipple. Most of the girls in my class had well-rounded tits sitting comfortably on their chest. To make matters worse, there was a fat boy in my class who had breasts ( probably because of his weight). I didn’t like him one bit as he had something I wasn’t able to have yet. I desperately wanted breasts as I believed having them would initiate me into a certain kind of womanhood cult every girl ought to belong to.
I decided to take matters into my hands so I asked for help from the expert. Toyosi was the girl with the biggest boobs in my class back then so I asked her how I was supposed to grow some and she gave me the ultimate breast enlarging solution. She told me to apply palm oil on my nipples and find a black ant to bite me on the spot where I applied the palm oil. She explained the swelling will make them grow out and assured me of the efficacy of the remedy as she had gotten it from her mother. I couldn’t get the black ant I caught to bite me on my nipples. For whatsoever reason, the ant didn’t find me good enough to be bitten.
sagging breasts
By the time I entered Jss2, I still had no breasts and my period had not even started. I gave up on my breasts dream and figured I would be the first woman without breasts and periods.
I had already accepted my fate and took my mind off the possibility that I would be a well endowed busty girl. Just when I had given up hope, my breasts started coming out. The whole situation reaffirmed the fact that most times, we get that thing we desperately want when we stop obsessing over it.
My breasts came out but they didn’t come out the way I anticipated. They were small and pointed downwards. I grew up seeing women who had well-rounded breasts that pointed forward so I imagined that was how it would be for me.
Someone close to me says I have banana breasts. My “boobs” are saggy and small. They do not stand but point downwards. I hated my body for a long while and I wasn’t comfortable with my appearance. I kept trying all sorts of breasts enlarging and firming creams that just didn’t work.
I have been told to avoid V-necked shirt so my boobs don’t show. I have been told to avoid taking pictures from the neck down. I have been told to hide my breast as they were unattractive. I have been told to wear bras to bed. I have been given all sorts of recommendations.
I did all I was told to do till I realized that nothing is going to change because this is just how I am. Every woman is different and our body parts come in different shapes and sizes. Just like some men have small p*nis and others have fairly big ones so do some women have different breasts sizes and shape.
This is not a cry for help. I do not need your home remedies for sagging breasts. Neither do I need your breasts enlargement cream or your recommendation of the perfect surgeon. My sagging boobs isn’t as a result of the number of men I have slept with. It also has nothing to do with the number of abortions I may or may not have had. Science is yet to prove the relationship between sagging breasts, abortions and sex. Till science does, I am right to say my sagging boobs is a natural phenomenon.
I am comfortable with my body and there’s no shame in admitting how my body shape is. Self-love is very hard especially when we are being surrounded with altered images and edited content. Self-love is hard because the moment you try to be confident in your own body, you are shamed for it.
I have seen it all on Instagram. I have seen how people insult celebrities that dare display their sagging breasts or “show-off” their huge well-rounded tits. The other day, Laura Ikeji deactivated her comment section because people trolled her sales manager who wore a revealing cloth. In their words “how can she display her breasts that are not even standing?” Someone went further to say “they have sucked the life out of her breasts”.
Self-love is hard but I am loving myself nonetheless. I am a 20-something year old with sagging boobs. I will wear V-necked shirts, I will take pictures of my body how I like and no, I will not wear bras all the time because my breasts need to breathe!
...madam can I sukkkkkit baccccckto normal?.....I will do it for free!!
chukwuaustin: I, Chukwuma Austin Dike hereby renounce Islam, I will on Sunday be rededicating my life back to God in Anglican church.I am renouncing Islam because of tribalism, Isis operations in Nigeria and because I have excaped 7 assassination attempts by Muslims.5 times in the mosque at Mabushi abuja and in kano;on the day corpes of fulani herdsmen was discourverd in Abia state.The last one was inside American embassy in Abuja.Thier is no Islam in Nigeria what we have is fulani agenda. I pity any non fulani or at least kanuri practicing islam in Nigeria u are nothing but a slave.for more details go to my face book page search for Chukwuma Austin Dike u will see the video Thanks God bless you
... I all ways advise people to stay far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away from Muslim becuzz it's a dangerous religion (((freeeeedom of speeeech..freeeeedom of expression))....no oofensece!
Angel196: What I mean is that, those women in beaches have a reason for wearing what they do there so even though I'm not a supporter of it, at least they have an excuse and it makes a bit of sense. Wearing things like that on streets on the other hand....
Angel196: What I mean is that, those women in beaches have a reason for wearing what they do there so even though I'm not a supporter of it, at least they have an excuse and it makes a bit of sense. Wearing things like that on streets on the other hand....
Iyke216: ...Dude....His name is Pablo Escobar no Paula Ecowas...biko
..not sure if u were glasssssses but the post rules clearly says romance section is strictlly for chasssssin women....kabbbbbbbish....so we beg....Carrrrrrry yorrrr Pauline cocobar thread to politic section..gadddemmit!!(no oofensece)
Iyke216: Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar was one of the world’s most powerful criminals. Dubbed the ‘King of Cocaine’ in the 1980’s, his ill-gotten gains led to a personal fortune estimated at $3 billion, in 1989. Ruthless Escobar let nothing, and no-one, stand in his way. Eventually, the criminal mastermind would learn the law always catches up with you...
Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria was born 1 December, 1949, in Rionegro, Colombia. From humble beginnings, he had a farmer father and his mother was an elementary schoolteacher. As a kid, ambitious Escobar declared he wanted to become president of Colombia.
Yet, as a teen on the streets of Medellin, the second largest city in Colombia, Escobar became a petty thief. He stole gravestones before sanding them down for resale to smugglers. His crimes escalated to smuggling cigarettes and, by the early 70s, together with other criminals, he formed the Medellin Cartel. Escobar oversaw the trafficking of cocaine on a large scale. Using private planes, the drugs were flown to the USA. Demand for cocaine was high, and profits soared to astronomical proportions. It’s said Escobar’s Medellin Cartel controlled 80 per cent of all the cocaine shipped to the US market in the 70’s and 80’s.
More than 15 tons of cocaine were reportedly smuggled every day, with the Cartel making as much as $420 million a week.
‘Money or Lead’ If the authorities got in his way, he dealt with them in what he called ‘plata o plomo’. This translates as ‘money or lead’. In other words, if they couldn’t be bribed, he’d order them killed.
Escobar built a personal empire of 400 luxury villas around the world, private planes, his own army and a private zoo with exotic animals.
According to Forbes, he was the 7th richest person in the world in 1989 with a personal fortune of $3 billion.
In 1976, Escobar married Maria Victoria Henao. The couple had two children together.
‘Modern-day Robin Hood’? Adept at creating his own good PR, Pablo once stated: ‘I am not a rich man, I am a poor man with money.’
The murderous drug lord earned popularity by sponsoring charity projects and soccer clubs in Colombia. He won the admiration of many Colombians, who saw him as a ‘modern day Robin Hood’ figure, who spent money on social programs for the poor.
In 1982, Escobar was elected as an alternate member of Colombia’s Congress. But, two years after his election, he was forced to resign as details of Escobar’s true line of work were revealed. The justice minister who’d disclosed Escobar’s notorious background was later killed. Escobar’s terror campaign resulted in the death of thousands, including politicians, police officers, civil servants, journalists and ordinary citizens. Eventually, public opinion turned against him and, with his empire crumbling, Escobar’s powerful grip on Colombia was slipping.
On The Run In June 1991, Escobar agreed to surrender to the Colombian government. In return, Escobar was allowed to build his own luxury prison called “La Catedral,” which was guarded by his own cherry-picked employees. The prison had a casino, spa and nightclub.
In June 1992, however, when authorities attempted to move him to a standard holding facility, Escobar escaped. The resulting 16-month manhunt concluded on 2 December 1993, the day after Escobar’s 44th birthday.
As Escobar tried escaping across a series of rooftops, he and his bodyguard were shot dead.
...my niggggga...wot on planet earth as Paula Ecowas gots to do with chasssssin females on romance section....are u ok??(no oofensece)
Iyke216: Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar was one of the world’s most powerful criminals. Dubbed the ‘King of Cocaine’ in the 1980’s, his ill-gotten gains led to a personal fortune estimated at $3 billion, in 1989. Ruthless Escobar let nothing, and no-one, stand in his way. Eventually, the criminal mastermind would learn the law always catches up with you...
Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria was born 1 December, 1949, in Rionegro, Colombia. From humble beginnings, he had a farmer father and his mother was an elementary schoolteacher. As a kid, ambitious Escobar declared he wanted to become president of Colombia.
Yet, as a teen on the streets of Medellin, the second largest city in Colombia, Escobar became a petty thief. He stole gravestones before sanding them down for resale to smugglers. His crimes escalated to smuggling cigarettes and, by the early 70s, together with other criminals, he formed the Medellin Cartel. Escobar oversaw the trafficking of cocaine on a large scale. Using private planes, the drugs were flown to the USA. Demand for cocaine was high, and profits soared to astronomical proportions. It’s said Escobar’s Medellin Cartel controlled 80 per cent of all the cocaine shipped to the US market in the 70’s and 80’s.
More than 15 tons of cocaine were reportedly smuggled every day, with the Cartel making as much as $420 million a week.
‘Money or Lead’ If the authorities got in his way, he dealt with them in what he called ‘plata o plomo’. This translates as ‘money or lead’. In other words, if they couldn’t be bribed, he’d order them killed.
Escobar built a personal empire of 400 luxury villas around the world, private planes, his own army and a private zoo with exotic animals.
According to Forbes, he was the 7th richest person in the world in 1989 with a personal fortune of $3 billion.
In 1976, Escobar married Maria Victoria Henao. The couple had two children together.
‘Modern-day Robin Hood’? Adept at creating his own good PR, Pablo once stated: ‘I am not a rich man, I am a poor man with money.’
The murderous drug lord earned popularity by sponsoring charity projects and soccer clubs in Colombia. He won the admiration of many Colombians, who saw him as a ‘modern day Robin Hood’ figure, who spent money on social programs for the poor.
In 1982, Escobar was elected as an alternate member of Colombia’s Congress. But, two years after his election, he was forced to resign as details of Escobar’s true line of work were revealed. The justice minister who’d disclosed Escobar’s notorious background was later killed. Escobar’s terror campaign resulted in the death of thousands, including politicians, police officers, civil servants, journalists and ordinary citizens. Eventually, public opinion turned against him and, with his empire crumbling, Escobar’s powerful grip on Colombia was slipping.
On The Run In June 1991, Escobar agreed to surrender to the Colombian government. In return, Escobar was allowed to build his own luxury prison called “La Catedral,” which was guarded by his own cherry-picked employees. The prison had a casino, spa and nightclub.
In June 1992, however, when authorities attempted to move him to a standard holding facility, Escobar escaped. The resulting 16-month manhunt concluded on 2 December 1993, the day after Escobar’s 44th birthday.
As Escobar tried escaping across a series of rooftops, he and his bodyguard were shot dead.
sexybbstar: 1. You're guaranteed to stop traffic whenever you cross the street.
2. People look at your stomach and can't help smiling, as if the mere thought of your being pregnant has actually made their day a little bit brighter.
3. You can eat a whole pint of chocolate-chunk ice cream and not feel guilty. Every night.
4. You can -- no, you must! --take naps. Lots of them.
5. Getting to name another human being.
6. Watching your husband turn into a father when he kisses your belly good night, reads to the baby in utero, or stays up until 3:00 a.m. putting the crib together -- just in case the baby decides to come eight weeks early.
7. Sex: For once in your life, you're neither worried about getting pregnant nor trying to get pregnant. You can have sex just for the pure fun of it.
8. Buying a bathing suit. It's not about hiding your flaws; it's about flaunting your belly.
9. Those wild, intense, amazing pregnancy dreams in which every remote person from your past makes some sort of appearance. None of these dreams can even begin to be analyzed or understood.
10. The amazing anticipation. It's like all your previous birthdays and holidays rolled into one.
11. Imagining the possibilities.
12. More personal space! And you have no qualms about claiming it.
13. You eat healthier, drink more water, and carefully read ingredient labels. Suddenly, it matters more to you what you put in your body.
14. In the middle of a boring meeting at work or a meaningless argument, you feel your baby squirming inside you and the sensation takes you away. It's your own secret communication.
15. Getting to hear the swish swish swish of your baby's heartbeat on the Doppler.
16. Playing "Guess the part sticking out," usually at bedtime, when your baby starts moving furniture around or whatever it is he does in there.
17. The extra attention you get from everyone -- your husband gives you more foot rubs, and your friends call to check in more often. Neighbors offer to help; coworkers volunteer to get lunch for you; little presents (a bottle of water, an afternoon snack) mysteriously show up on your desk.
18. The pregnancy beauty package: thick, silky hair; long, strong nails; beautiful skin; big boobs.
19. Getting to skip to the front of the line in public rest rooms.
20. Shopping for a person you haven't met yet: tiny clothes, all-new furniture, and adorable room decorations.
21. Dreaming about the first time someone calls you "Mommy" and the first time you hear someone call your husband "Daddy."
22. Baby showers! They remind you how special your friends and family think you are.
23. A continuous sense of accomplishment. You can answer "What did you do today?" with cool things like "I made ears" or simply "I'm making a person. What did you do?"
24. Spending immeasurable amounts of time trying to remember all those nursery rhymes, children's songs, and lullabies.
25. Knowing that all the bad stuff -- the heartburn, swollen ankles, backaches, and the rest -- doesn't last forever. And that in the end, it's all worth it.
.^^^^kaiiii..see nyansh... sweeery plisss can i enter...how much??
MsFaith: Gush! You can form!!! What's so special about being in London? People visit that place and they don't make a big deal out of it. Abi the place is freaking you, sorry o, Londoner
.... sweeery no need to get vex..am a Londoner..u ain't.. anyways bakkkkkkto the serrrrioss topic..how long u been IBO, do u enjoyyyyit,can you spek it, have u ever been to London (no), u preeeeety, u have deep (sexxxxlcy) voice and are u lightskin??(no stories please).
bekkyraymond: lies upon lies IBO girls re the most beautiful in all d tribes which tribes una wan use compare to them na Yoruba abi na Hausa they no reach come owerri city come see pretty girls only their waist go throw u off balance the last time i traveled to ABJ guys there re craving for IBO girls becos of their beauty nd neatness u guys no d truth but the truth hurts hahahaha
ItsTutsi: According to CIA factbook their are approximately 32 millione igbos in Nigeria,so bcuz u have met 17 light skin out of them that makes it majority right!?!? ,all those that were protesting soldier's butality that other day were all light skin right!..and dating a light skin doesnt mean u have hit the jackpot,the last time i checked,Genevieve Nnaji my crush is not light skin
...son it takes time...datin lightskin female s will make sense once u reach 18years old(no oofensece)
arleck: Bia Mr Cork e do you, even if you 45, doesnt mean a guy of 25 is a kid either
No Lele sha
...bro we respect has a 45year old experience guy...wot am simply telllin that young man is that women come wit experience....and by the time he 45,j k leg women will make sense!!(no oofensece sir!!)
....look face?..dog face?..I like trained dogs thou. ...but don't worry...it will really really makes sense once u reach 45years old!!(real talk) ...no oofensece!
Romance › Re: I Need A Serious Gf. by MrCork: 1:48pm On Jun 01, 2017
