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Romance › Re: Guys With Tribal Marks Are Cute, With Proof. by MrCork: 6:14am On Jun 01, 2017
dmgr:
Am proud of my tribal marks.
...bro u work has bus condoctor?((no oofensece) angry
Romance › Re: Guys With Tribal Marks Are Cute, With Proof. by MrCork: 6:12am On Jun 01, 2017
Oyindidi:
You are looking good
^^^^this one don't have taste!!(no oofensece) angry
Literature › Re: Tarasha - (An Action Thriller) - Story Of The Month - January 2016 by MrCork: 6:09am On Jun 01, 2017
Rukkydelta:
Smiling smiley
angry
1 Like
Romance › Re: You Wake Up To This, Your First Words Would Be? by MrCork: 6:08am On Jun 01, 2017
Dimples182:
shocked

Mine: Snore, Snore, snoring
....mine be.... Dimples..stay in that position!! cheesy
Politics › Re: Ex Corper That Converted To Islam As Vowed If BUHARI Wins Renounces Islam by MrCork: 5:57am On Jun 01, 2017
chukwuaustin:
I, Chukwuma Austin Dike hereby renounce Islam, I will on Sunday be rededicating my life back to God in Anglican church.I am renouncing Islam because of tribalism, Isis operations in Nigeria and because I have excaped 7 assassination attempts by Muslims.5 times in the mosque at Mabushi abuja and in kano;on the day corpes of fulani herdsmen was discourverd in Abia state.The last one was inside American embassy in Abuja.Thier is no Islam in Nigeria what we have is fulani agenda. I pity any non fulani or at least kanuri practicing islam in Nigeria u are nothing but a slave.for more details go to my face book page search for Chukwuma Austin Dike u will see the video
Thanks
God bless you



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAdkMB6GEAs

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1415462015181464&id=100001530378840&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.1415462015181464%3Atl_objid.1415462015181464%3Apage_id.668695769846625%3Athid.100001530378840%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1496300399%3A893632903339331565
... I all ways advise people to stay far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away from Muslim becuzz it's a dangerous religion (((freeeeedom of speeeech..freeeeedom of expression))....no oofensece! angry
Romance › Re: Some Women Are The Reason Guys Disrespect Them by MrCork: 5:44am On Jun 01, 2017
Angel196:
What I mean is that, those women in beaches have a reason for wearing what they do there so even though I'm not a supporter of it, at least they have an excuse and it makes a bit of sense. Wearing things like that on streets on the other hand....
...ok so u sayin u don't were mini sket? angry
Romance › Re: Some Women Are The Reason Guys Disrespect Them by MrCork: 5:42am On Jun 01, 2017
Angel196:
What I mean is that, those women in beaches have a reason for wearing what they do there so even though I'm not a supporter of it, at least they have an excuse and it makes a bit of sense. Wearing things like that on streets on the other hand....
angry
Romance › Re: Why Are You Single? by MrCork: 5:40am On Jun 01, 2017
solid3:
I've got a simple question for all Romancelanders;

"Why are you single" kiss
angry
Romance › Re: What Does TOASTING Mean? by MrCork: 5:37am On Jun 01, 2017
khiaa:
Why are you commenting on a post that was typed years ago. Stop lagging and catch up. No offense.
..by the way were yorrrr picture at?...I wannnnto see ifine! undecided
Romance › Re: What Does TOASTING Mean? by MrCork: 5:36am On Jun 01, 2017
khiaa:
Why are you commenting on a post that was typed years ago. Stop lagging and catch up. No offense.
.. Th read. Created 18years ago?? ...
Madam of nairaland?
undecided
Romance › Re: The Rise And Fall Of Pablo Escobar.colombian Drug Lord. by MrCork: 11:13pm On May 31, 2017
Fabulocity:
Cc jacksparr0w1207
The mumu you called has arrived grin
...ooooooo no.. this Uganda chick again......wot do u wannnnto from me..sexxxxccx?? undecided
Romance › Re: The Rise And Fall Of Pablo Escobar.colombian Drug Lord. by MrCork: 11:02pm On May 31, 2017
Iyke216:
Dude,his name is Pablo Escobar not Paula Ecowas...biko
..who the hell is he wot as that gots to do wit romance section....abi .u want to me to repeat the question in pigeon English?(no oofensece) undecided
Romance › Re: The Rise And Fall Of Pablo Escobar.colombian Drug Lord. by MrCork: 10:56pm On May 31, 2017
Iyke216:
...Dude....His name is Pablo Escobar no Paula Ecowas...biko
..not sure if u were glasssssses but the post rules clearly says romance section is strictlly for chasssssin women....kabbbbbbbish....so we beg....Carrrrrrry yorrrr Pauline cocobar thread to politic section..gadddemmit!!(no oofensece) angry
Romance › Re: The Rise And Fall Of Pablo Escobar.colombian Drug Lord. by MrCork: 10:25pm On May 31, 2017
Iyke216:
Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar was one of the world’s most powerful criminals. Dubbed the ‘King of Cocaine’ in the 1980’s, his ill-gotten gains led to a personal fortune estimated at $3 billion, in 1989. Ruthless Escobar let nothing, and no-one, stand in his way. Eventually, the criminal mastermind would learn the law always catches up with you...


Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria was born 1 December, 1949, in Rionegro, Colombia. From humble beginnings, he had a farmer father and his mother was an elementary schoolteacher. As a kid, ambitious Escobar declared he wanted to become president of Colombia.

Yet, as a teen on the streets of Medellin, the second largest city in Colombia, Escobar became a petty thief. He stole gravestones before sanding them down for resale to smugglers. His crimes escalated to smuggling cigarettes and, by the early 70s, together with other criminals, he formed the Medellin Cartel. Escobar oversaw the trafficking of cocaine on a large scale. Using private planes, the drugs were flown to the USA. Demand for cocaine was high, and profits soared to astronomical proportions. It’s said Escobar’s Medellin Cartel controlled 80 per cent of all the cocaine shipped to the US market in the 70’s and 80’s.

More than 15 tons of cocaine were reportedly smuggled every day, with the Cartel making as much as $420 million a week.

‘Money or Lead’
If the authorities got in his way, he dealt with them in what he called ‘plata o plomo’. This translates as ‘money or lead’. In other words, if they couldn’t be bribed, he’d order them killed.

Escobar built a personal empire of 400 luxury villas around the world, private planes, his own army and a private zoo with exotic animals.

According to Forbes, he was the 7th richest person in the world in 1989 with a personal fortune of $3 billion.

In 1976, Escobar married Maria Victoria Henao. The couple had two children together.

‘Modern-day Robin Hood’?
Adept at creating his own good PR, Pablo once stated: ‘I am not a rich man, I am a poor man with money.’

The murderous drug lord earned popularity by sponsoring charity projects and soccer clubs in Colombia. He won the admiration of many Colombians, who saw him as a ‘modern day Robin Hood’ figure, who spent money on social programs for the poor.

In 1982, Escobar was elected as an alternate member of Colombia’s Congress. But, two years after his election, he was forced to resign as details of Escobar’s true line of work were revealed. The justice minister who’d disclosed Escobar’s notorious background was later killed. Escobar’s terror campaign resulted in the death of thousands, including politicians, police officers, civil servants, journalists and ordinary citizens. Eventually, public opinion turned against him and, with his empire crumbling, Escobar’s powerful grip on Colombia was slipping.

On The Run
In June 1991, Escobar agreed to surrender to the Colombian government. In return, Escobar was allowed to build his own luxury prison called “La Catedral,” which was guarded by his own cherry-picked employees. The prison had a casino, spa and nightclub.

In June 1992, however, when authorities attempted to move him to a standard holding facility, Escobar escaped. The resulting 16-month manhunt concluded on 2 December 1993, the day after Escobar’s 44th birthday.

As Escobar tried escaping across a series of rooftops, he and his bodyguard were shot dead.
...my niggggga...wot on planet earth as Paula Ecowas gots to do with chasssssin females on romance section....are u ok??(no oofensece) angry
Romance › Re: The Rise And Fall Of Pablo Escobar.colombian Drug Lord. by MrCork: 10:21pm On May 31, 2017
Iyke216:
Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar was one of the world’s most powerful criminals. Dubbed the ‘King of Cocaine’ in the 1980’s, his ill-gotten gains led to a personal fortune estimated at $3 billion, in 1989. Ruthless Escobar let nothing, and no-one, stand in his way. Eventually, the criminal mastermind would learn the law always catches up with you...


Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria was born 1 December, 1949, in Rionegro, Colombia. From humble beginnings, he had a farmer father and his mother was an elementary schoolteacher. As a kid, ambitious Escobar declared he wanted to become president of Colombia.

Yet, as a teen on the streets of Medellin, the second largest city in Colombia, Escobar became a petty thief. He stole gravestones before sanding them down for resale to smugglers. His crimes escalated to smuggling cigarettes and, by the early 70s, together with other criminals, he formed the Medellin Cartel. Escobar oversaw the trafficking of cocaine on a large scale. Using private planes, the drugs were flown to the USA. Demand for cocaine was high, and profits soared to astronomical proportions. It’s said Escobar’s Medellin Cartel controlled 80 per cent of all the cocaine shipped to the US market in the 70’s and 80’s.

More than 15 tons of cocaine were reportedly smuggled every day, with the Cartel making as much as $420 million a week.

‘Money or Lead’
If the authorities got in his way, he dealt with them in what he called ‘plata o plomo’. This translates as ‘money or lead’. In other words, if they couldn’t be bribed, he’d order them killed.

Escobar built a personal empire of 400 luxury villas around the world, private planes, his own army and a private zoo with exotic animals.

According to Forbes, he was the 7th richest person in the world in 1989 with a personal fortune of $3 billion.

In 1976, Escobar married Maria Victoria Henao. The couple had two children together.

‘Modern-day Robin Hood’?
Adept at creating his own good PR, Pablo once stated: ‘I am not a rich man, I am a poor man with money.’

The murderous drug lord earned popularity by sponsoring charity projects and soccer clubs in Colombia. He won the admiration of many Colombians, who saw him as a ‘modern day Robin Hood’ figure, who spent money on social programs for the poor.

In 1982, Escobar was elected as an alternate member of Colombia’s Congress. But, two years after his election, he was forced to resign as details of Escobar’s true line of work were revealed. The justice minister who’d disclosed Escobar’s notorious background was later killed. Escobar’s terror campaign resulted in the death of thousands, including politicians, police officers, civil servants, journalists and ordinary citizens. Eventually, public opinion turned against him and, with his empire crumbling, Escobar’s powerful grip on Colombia was slipping.

On The Run
In June 1991, Escobar agreed to surrender to the Colombian government. In return, Escobar was allowed to build his own luxury prison called “La Catedral,” which was guarded by his own cherry-picked employees. The prison had a casino, spa and nightclub.

In June 1992, however, when authorities attempted to move him to a standard holding facility, Escobar escaped. The resulting 16-month manhunt concluded on 2 December 1993, the day after Escobar’s 44th birthday.

As Escobar tried escaping across a series of rooftops, he and his bodyguard were shot dead.
angry
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 10:12pm On May 31, 2017
embarassed
fridaygift:
K na kalechi na y not.......but dating only nothing more than that
..bro has a babe wit k leg sat on yorrr face?....u enjoy it? cheesy
Family › Re: The Joy Of Being Pregnant! by MrCork: 10:05pm On May 31, 2017
sexybbstar:
1. You're guaranteed to stop traffic whenever you cross the street.

2. People look at your stomach and can't help smiling, as if the mere thought of your being pregnant has actually made their day a little bit brighter.

3. You can eat a whole pint of chocolate-chunk ice cream and not feel guilty. Every night.

4. You can -- no, you must! --take naps. Lots of them.

5. Getting to name another human being.

6. Watching your husband turn into a father when he kisses your belly good night, reads to the baby in utero, or stays up until 3:00 a.m. putting the crib together -- just in case the baby decides to come eight weeks early.

7. Sex: For once in your life, you're neither worried about getting pregnant nor trying to get pregnant. You can have sex just for the pure fun of it.

8. Buying a bathing suit. It's not about hiding your flaws; it's about flaunting your belly.

9. Those wild, intense, amazing pregnancy dreams in which every remote person from your past makes some sort of appearance. None of these dreams can even begin to be analyzed or understood.

10. The amazing anticipation. It's like all your previous birthdays and holidays rolled into one.

11. Imagining the possibilities.

12. More personal space! And you have no qualms about claiming it.

13. You eat healthier, drink more water, and carefully read ingredient labels. Suddenly, it matters more to you what you put in your body.

14. In the middle of a boring meeting at work or a meaningless argument, you feel your baby squirming inside you and the sensation takes you away. It's your own secret communication.

15. Getting to hear the swish swish swish of your baby's heartbeat on the Doppler.

16. Playing "Guess the part sticking out," usually at bedtime, when your baby starts moving furniture around or whatever it is he does in there.

17. The extra attention you get from everyone -- your husband gives you more foot rubs, and your friends call to check in more often. Neighbors offer to help; coworkers volunteer to get lunch for you; little presents (a bottle of water, an afternoon snack) mysteriously show up on your desk.

18. The pregnancy beauty package: thick, silky hair; long, strong nails; beautiful skin; big boobs.

19. Getting to skip to the front of the line in public rest rooms.

20. Shopping for a person you haven't met yet: tiny clothes, all-new furniture, and adorable room decorations.

21. Dreaming about the first time someone calls you "Mommy" and the first time you hear someone call your husband "Daddy."

22. Baby showers! They remind you how special your friends and family think you are.

23. A continuous sense of accomplishment. You can answer "What did you do today?" with cool things like "I made ears" or simply "I'm making a person. What did you do?"

24. Spending immeasurable amounts of time trying to remember all those nursery rhymes, children's songs, and lullabies.

25. Knowing that all the bad stuff -- the heartburn, swollen ankles, backaches, and the rest -- doesn't last forever. And that in the end, it's all worth it.
.^^^^kaiiii..see nyansh... sweeery plisss can i enter...how much?? cheesy
Romance › Re: Guys With Tribal Marks Are Cute, With Proof. by MrCork: 7:24pm On May 31, 2017
dmgr:
Am proud of my tribal marks.
angry
Romance › Re: IBO Women.. by MrCork(op): 7:22pm On May 31, 2017
MsFaith:
Gush! You can form!!! What's so special about being in London? People visit that place and they don't make a big deal out of it. Abi the place is freaking you, sorry o, Londoner
.... sweeery no need to get vex..am
a Londoner..u ain't.. anyways bakkkkkkto the serrrrioss topic..how long u been IBO, do u enjoyyyyit,can you spek it, have u ever been to London (no), u preeeeety, u have deep (sexxxxlcy) voice and are u lightskin??(no stories please).
angry
Romance › Re: IBO Women.. by MrCork(op): 6:58pm On May 31, 2017
MsFaith:
Why can't Mrcork type correct English?
... sweeery am in London...u in that Nigeria place......ok let me tink for one second who as English issue..u!!(( No oofensece my niggggga)) angry
Romance › Re: IBO Women.. by MrCork(op): 6:21pm On May 31, 2017
bekkyraymond:
lies upon lies IBO girls re the most beautiful in all d tribes which tribes una wan use compare to them na Yoruba abi na Hausa they no reach come owerri city come see pretty girls only their waist go throw u off balance the last time i traveled to ABJ guys there re craving for IBO girls becos of their beauty nd neatness u guys no d truth but the truth hurts hahahaha
..calm down babes....no needed for voilensse!! undecided
Romance › Re: IBO Women.. by MrCork(op): 5:38pm On May 31, 2017
ItsTutsi:
According to CIA factbook their are approximately 32 millione igbos in Nigeria,so bcuz u have met 17 light skin out of them that makes it majority right!?!? undecided,all those that were protesting soldier's butality that other day were all light skin right!..and dating a light skin doesnt mean u have hit the jackpot,the last time i checked,Genevieve Nnaji my crush is not light skin
...son it takes time...datin lightskin female s will make sense once u reach 18years old(no oofensece) undecided
Romance › Re: Igbo Men Or Yoruba Men Who Are More Open Minded To Marry Other Tribes? by MrCork: 4:12pm On May 31, 2017
onila:
my friend said a yoruba guy told her, hes mother will kill him, if he marries a Niger Delta girl
angry
Romance › Re: IBO Women.. by MrCork(op): 3:33pm On May 31, 2017
luscioustrish:
Yes
... women wit deep voice are sexxxxy thou....u gots deep voice ma? cheesy
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 3:25pm On May 31, 2017
arleck:
Bia Mr Cork e do you, even if you 45, doesnt mean a guy of 25 is a kid either angry

No Lele sha
...bro we respect has a 45year old experience guy...wot am simply telllin that young man is that women come wit experience....and by the time he 45,j k leg women will make sense!!(no oofensece sir!!) undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 3:09pm On May 31, 2017
arleck:
You de crazy, abi dis one is madthuh


you no dy look face b4 you begin type trash,


alaye be warned
....look face?..dog face?..I like trained dogs thou. ...but don't worry...it will really really makes sense once u reach 45years old!!(real talk) ...no oofensece! angry
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 2:46pm On May 31, 2017
arleck:
tf! dude undecided


you outta ur fuucckin mind?


K legged bae aint cool on trouser nor skirt, dey put on only just long gown.. tf!
...son..the most sexxxxlcy feeling ever is when k leg babe were leggins and wrap her leg around yorrrr neck giving u neck lock....don't worry thou..it wunnnt make sense until u reach 18year old!!(no oofensece) undecided
Romance › Re: What Does TOASTING Mean? by MrCork: 12:07pm On May 31, 2017
khiaa:
I have been browsing this forum for a minute now and I have noticed the word toasting always comes up when it involves a man meeting a woman. What does it mean?
...somebody ask me to ask u...*don't u have sckoooooool homework? (No oofensece) angry
Romance › Re: What Does TOASTING Mean? by MrCork: 12:05pm On May 31, 2017
khiaa:
I have been browsing this forum for a minute now and I have noticed the word toasting always comes up when it involves a man meeting a woman. What does it mean?
angry

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