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deskhal:
I visited my maternal home for some family reunion last year. I kept staring at this particular girl, i knew we were related but i wanted to know if it were distant or close. So i made enquiries and they said she's my second cousin which i believe is not too close. I approached her we got talking and the rest is history.

To cut a long story short. We didn't have sex but we kissed a couple of times and did other stuff. The problem is that she's coming over to my house next week for holiday and I'm scared of what might happen.

Angel196:
Nope, absolutely not. I'm very much ugly. Seriously.

Angel196:
Nope, absolutely not. I'm very much ugly. Seriously.

Angel196:
Hahaha, like seriously? And if I say yes?

OneHead:
Five Nigerians have been arrested by the Western Regional Police In Ghana for allegedly trading in contraband and over the counter medicines.

The Pharmacy Council, the body mandated to regulate the sale of medicines in the country had observed with grave concern the increase in itinerant drug peddling business across the country and vowed to clamp down on their operations.

They were arrested after a swoop by the Western Regional Office of the Council with the support of the Police.

The five were arrested in the Prestea Huni-Valley District while one Ghanaian woman who escaped had her wares running into thousands of Ghana cedis confiscated.

Empire FM reported that most of the drugs being sold by the Nigeriens are meant for the enlargement of male organ and female buttock.

ASP Simon Deta, the Huni-Valley District Crime Officer in an interview with Empire FM stated that the five arrested will be investigated and prosecuted.

He added that other foreign nationals engaged in drug peddling in the country will be arrested.


SOURCE: http://www.naaija.com/2017/05/ghana-police-arrest-5-nigerians-organ-enlargement-drug-sales/

Angel196:
Many people have gone through the trauma and heart break of catching or discovering that their spouse are unfaithful.

To me, there is absolutely no excuse for cheating. Call me naïve but I feel cheating is one of the lowest form of disrespect a partner can show you, overlooking and forgiving such an disrespect just like that is like giving that spouse the permission to keep walking over you. I say this from experience.

So nairalanders, in your own opinions, what will be the best way to react after catching your spouse cheating?

Angel196:
Oookay....can't even get what you're trying to say.

Angel196:
Many people have gone through the trauma and heart break of catching or discovering that their spouse are unfaithful.

To me, there is absolutely no excuse for cheating. Call me naïve but I feel cheating is one of the lowest form of disrespect a partner can show you, overlooking and forgiving such an disrespect just like that is like giving that spouse the permission to keep walking over you. I say this from experience.

So nairalanders, in your own opinions, what will be the best way to react after catching your spouse cheating?

Angel196:
Many people have gone through the trauma and heart break of catching or discovering that their spouse are unfaithful.

To me, there is absolutely no excuse for cheating. Call me naïve but I feel cheating is one of the lowest form of disrespect a partner can show you, overlooking and forgiving such an disrespect just like that is like giving that spouse the permission to keep walking over you. I say this from experience.

So nairalanders, in your own opinions, what will be the best way to react after catching your spouse cheating?

khiaa:
Don't be silly it's an old thread.

Dannysblog:
Here are trending photos of a Nigerian woman who has
been accused of transforming into an owl and was
“unfortunate” in the process.

See photos@ http://www.dannyblog.com.ng/2017/05/shocking-nigerian-woman-transforms-into.html?m=1

lordnicklaus:
I need a girl who farts a lot..
I need a girl who likes to eat beans or eggs and farts a lot...

Bunchersstab:
Wen i tot i've seen it all our path crossed & i feel hopelessly & helplessly 4 u;
My khiaa,my passion,my honey,my angel,my damsel,my sweedy,my besty & heart desire...
You worth more than diamonds to me khiaa.
Khiaa my wifey & my wahala, u will be my val 2day, 2moro & alwaz.
Kingtom & chucky234, much luv to una.
Truckpusher,a little light can over come much darkness, knw also dat every oda person has d right to exist, to make thier own choice & freedom to express themselves.
*U jst dey wahala khiaa & i*
Mancade5,jbluv55 i wish una happy val
"

Bunchersstab:
Wen i tot i've seen it all our path crossed & i feel hopelessly & helplessly 4 u;
My khiaa,my passion,my honey,my angel,my damsel,my sweedy,my besty & heart desire...
You worth more than diamonds to me khiaa.
Khiaa my wifey & my wahala, u will be my val 2day, 2moro & alwaz.
Kingtom & chucky234, much luv to una.
Truckpusher,a little light can over come much darkness, knw also dat every oda person has d right to exist, to make thier own choice & freedom to express themselves.
*U jst dey wahala khiaa & i*
Mancade5,jbluv55 i wish una happy val
"

StephDamielola:
Hello My Fellow Nairalanders,

My Name Is Stephanie and we all know what has befallen MMM Nigeria. Though its sad, but we all knew it would happen. MMM Nigeria is gone for good and believe you me, even if it would resume operations the value of Marvos will be reduced from 1$ to 1 Marvo . You all will agree with me that the problem of Nigeria has always been our inability to diversify. So all those who invested only in MMM unfortunately has lost their money. Today I wil be discussing on other alternatives that could help us make money in 2017.

1. Ponzi / Pyramid schemes

Ponzi / Pyramid schemes are the likes of MMM, who promises high return on investments (ROI) especially from 30% upwards. Ponzi schemes are likely to crash from their 6 months of operations to 1 year. And thats why those people who has met me for advices i always tell them to invest just for 5 months and then you pull out. People who loose in Ponzi schemes are the "greedy" ones.

How to know more about Ponzi scheme, use "Whois" or search for the site age.


Recommendations

1. I will recommend some of this schemes that i trust which includes

* Get help worldwide (30%) Tested and working

* Giver's Link (35%) Tested and working

* My Sure Cash (50%) Tested but not confirmed


These Sites are much better than MMM because they corrected some mistakes that were made in MMM.
For example, they don't have guilders.

Some have online payment portal to avoid fake POP issues.

They have strict rules

They have credibility score etc.

To register for any of these programs please send me a mail or drop your mail and I will tell you how to go about it.


2. Bit coin Trading


This is one of the latest in town as a lot of people arw venturing into trading cryptocurrencies. To trade bitcoin you must


1. Have and account prefferably blockchain or bitx. Its just like openning a bank account.

2. Fund your account. You can buy bitcoins from bits or from individuals even in Nairaland but you must be careful to avoid being scammed. The only person I would recommend here in Nairaland is Miss Justina @Justi4jesu

3. Start trading / Investing.


There also other ways to get free bitcoins (Satoshi).
And the list includes

1. Playing faucet games

2. Watching videos

3. Visiting sites etc

Satoshi is the smallest form of the bit coin. Just like Kobo before The Naira. Though they small but if you are patient and you keep accumulating, you could make a good money at least enough to start your first investment.

I personally have a site that would give you 1000,satoshis in 1 hour. I cant promise you what i dont have.

To know more about any of these, just indicate your interest and comment to keep the thread lively as i intend making this class a practical one. I will take you on a step by step approach on your desired topic of interest.

Thank you.

To the MOD'S, please i dont know if i have defaulted in anyway but if i have, just let me know and i would ammend. Dont delete the post

funmisticqueen:
Everyone has a past, some not too pretty especially where love and romance is concerned. Below are my tips on how to spot 'the one' so that he can walk you down the aisle.
1. He loves you and is not afraid to say or show it; it is not just in words but in actions too, he may be a gentleman or a ruffian but becomes the sweetest angel when you are around.
2. He respects you and treats you with dignity: whether you are a hoe or not he treats you like a proper lady alone and in public.
3. You are both free with each other: both of you must fart, burp, belch, speak varnacular and pidgin to each other, you know those little sweet nothings that spice everything up.
4.He must have a source of income enough to take care of three:him, you and his mum or the baby. Love is not for broke niggas. He must be hardworking and ready to put food on the table.
5. His eyes may wander whenever he sees a babe with better assets but they must always return home to you.
6. He must have a belief system: christian, muslim, buddhist, sango worshipper. He should stick with one, not going to pastor, alpha, woli and babalawo to solve one problem.
7. He must treat other people especially his relative with love and respect: what he doesn't have, he won't give.
8. He must defend you and be loyal to you: especially in front of outsiders, need i say more.
9. He has control of his temper: if not wifebeater loading, you will just download punches like swift 4G data bundle. If you argue and he ever raises his hand, run sister run, dont look back and dump him like yesterday's garbage.
10. He can keep his joystick under control: We know say konji na bastard but he must always use his head, not balls. If he starts rubing your thighs after the first date, tell him goodnight and shut the door.
11. He must be ambitous: this is what babes mean when they tell other babes that he has prospects.
12. He keeps you in the loop: everybody is entitled to secrets but at least he carries you along.
Hope this helps, nothing here is set in stone but it's a good starting point.

nupeg234:
Whatever the reason may be, you can relax in knowing that you won’t have to second-guess yourself if you know her motives for the evening. Will she sleep with you or not? Here are the signs that she is ready to get the deed done.
READ MORE https://boewap..com.ng/2017/04/ways-to-know-ladies-who-have-no.html
1 She touches you in intimate places.
Hold up. I’m not saying that a woman will immediately grab your groin when the moment presents itself!
However, a woman can show that she is interested in taking your relationship to the next level if she openly touches uncommon areas of contact like your ears, neck, thighs, your torso or your feet.
The last one’s touched using her own feet, of course.
READ ALSO https://boewap..com.ng/2017/04/something-men-really-does-not-love.html
2 She licks her lips over and over.
It could be a provocative plea that she is voluntarily doing or it may be a reflex reaction to the thoughts that she is currently having about you.
Not only is it seductive, but it’s a pretty good sign that she may be open to sleeping with you if you just ask.
READ ALSO https://boewap..com.ng/2017/04/ways-on-how-to-make-woman-run-after-you.html
3 She keeps mentioning s*x.
A woman will never mention s*x on her own accord unless she is willing to put it on the table.
By casually mentioning it in the conversation, she may be subtly saying that she is open to having s*x at some point while you’re dating.
READ MORE https://boewap..com.ng/2017/04/sign-on-how-to-know-that-your-partner.html
4 She wore an uncharacteristically provocative outfit on your date.
Any woman has the right to wear whatever she wants. If she wants to go unclad on your date because it’s her usual thing, it doesn’t immediately mean that she’s willing to sleep with you right then and there.
If, however, she usually dresses conservatively then suddenly wears a tiny red dress with a plunging neckline, she is probably starting to entertain the idea of hopping into bed with you.
5 She invites you inside her place.
It’s highly possible that this is her way of saying that she’s ready to sleep with you. Women usually leave it to the guy to ask if they can come up to their place and promptly reject them if they don’t feel like sleeping with the guy.
If they invited the guy themselves, it is usually an acknowledgement of their plans to finally seal the deal. Just remember that you may only get a make-out session or a glass of wine for your troubles if it pleases her.
READ MORE https://boewap..com.ng/2017/04/reason-why-men-could-not-have-sex-with.html
6 She seems a little too enthusiastic about your good-night kiss.
A passionate make-out session at her doorstep could serve as your opening. Not only is she in the mood, but it seems like she is ready to eat you up before you even get through the bedroom door.
Do her the courtesy of asking if she’s interested and take her to a bed where you can provide her needs privately – that is unless she wants to do it in public.
7 She seems turned on by a lot of things.
If she sounds more sensual than usual, you can bet that she’s ready for an intimate night with you. You can hear the ecstasy in someone’s voice when they are turned on and can see it in the way they move.
Her skin will feel really warm and her pupils will be dilated. Don’t ask to give her physical exam, but do pay attention to her the whole night.
Yes, a woman may seem ready for s*x; however, you should not presume that it’s a done deal even with the signs we’ve mentioned. It’s better to feel for the moment and ask when the timing is right.
READ ALSO https://boewap..com.ng/2017/05/things-woman-need-to-do-when-you-are.html
It’s okay if they don’t feel like it. You might have another chance in the future if you treat her right and don’t push her to rush.
Once you know that a woman is ready to have s*x with you, asking her won’t seem like such a daunting task. You will feel more comfortable knowing that the chances of her agreeing will be higher once these signs become obvious.


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lefulefu:
i prefer babes wit k leg than bow leg

OdikwaRisky:
You're very silly and you have no one to tell you. I don't know why I should even reply your mention when it's obvious that you're nothing but a little brainless dimwitted troll. Sigh

OdikwaRisky:
You're very silly and you have no one to tell you. I don't know why I should even reply your mention when it's obvious that you're nothing but a little brainless dimwitted troll. Sigh

Jollyana:
The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is reported to have secretly employed 20 members of staff.
It was stated most of the staff employed were from Northern states, especially from Kano. These ones were not asked to provide any form of induction or report of training.

It was also reported that the interview took place on 23rd December 2016 and they were asked to report to work on 27th.

More importantly, such vacanciew were not advertised to the general public and those picked were from northern states only especially Kano state which was the home land of SEC’s Director-General, Mounir Gwarzo.

In response to this allegation, SEC’s head of corporate communications, Naif Abdulssalam, stated that the positions were not advertised because the vacancy was for Junior oficials.
A source at the com­mission said some senior workers were also employed.



The source said: “No training or induction was conducted. The whole thing was shroud­ed in secrecy and most mem­bers of staff in the commis­sion were not even aware of what was going on.”

SEC has been in a running battle with the House of Representatives Committee on Federal Char­acter over a similar employ­ment last year.

He said: “No training or induction was conducted. The whole thing was shroud­ed in secrecy and most mem­bers of staff in the commis­sion were not even aware of what was going on.”

https://www.fabjulia.com/sec-favours-northerners-in-its-job-recruits/

naijamakossa:
You came back home from anywhere you have been to,your wife/girlfriend fetch you water to bath,please and please do not allow her to press your penis,it's their new way of catching a cheating husband/boyfriend,they will hold it and press it to see whether left over sperm will come out

that was how my friend was caught yesterday by his girlfriend.

a word to the wise,is in the north.thank you

naijamakossa:
You came back home from anywhere you have been to,your wife/girlfriend fetch you water to bath,please and please do not allow her to press your penis,it's their new way of catching a cheating husband/boyfriend,they will hold it and press it to see whether left over sperm will come out

that was how my friend was caught yesterday by his girlfriend.

a word to the wise,is in the north.thank you

ikorodureporta:
Whose Music Is More Classy??

ikorodureporta:
Whose Music Is More Classy??

PoliticalThuG:
Need your opinions... Lala front page pls

PoliticalThuG:
Need your opinions... Lala front page pls

PoliticalThuG:
Need your opinions... Lala front page pls

redbeans:
What has fate in store for some of us? Just misery and adversity. We can't eat proper diet [ate a pre-mature porous corn as supper] , pay EDC bills, can't buy ordinary malaria drugs, dn't earn up to minimum wage, use torch-light phone, drink satchet gin,cn't attract high class girls due to insolvency [6-pack and big-black-dick less too] as wel as rock gucci and prada [just condenmed clothes]. If you fall in my category, the world has ended in your syd. You are not living, just alive. Lets wait for rapture to relieve us the 'ghost mode.'

i'm probably suffering from unutilised opportunities & popsi frivolities/curses. I also suspect the old landlord i refused to pay up to a year rent [bck den] is giving me loads of problem due to his fetish style. I'm now like NLProblemChild