₦airaland Forum

darkIsBeautiful:
is it normal normal to suddenly lose interest in sexual intercourse? Even if you get Hot but the idea of having sex just disgust you.

Airforce1:
Apart from been an aspiring muscian , I'm also a student and plays football which explains why I've been slowing down my musical drive .

I get paid 5k for playing football for 2hrs everyday

And I thank the good guys among you for still showing me love and support.

For the guys ganging up to destroy my name, you all are only wasting your time because I belive my destiny is not in your hands.

Today I created a thread seeking for advice on how to stop the steady influx of girls to my house and all my haters got to say was "I'm jobless" that's why the come around. Lol

The truth is that , the only difference between myself and you guys calling me jobless is that I dont work 7am to 7pm like you guys do but I got paid much more than you guys.

Airforce1:
Apart from been an aspiring muscian , I'm also a student and plays football which explains why I've been slowing down my musical drive .

I get paid 5k for playing football for 2hrs everyday

And I thank the good guys among you for still showing me love and support.

For the guys ganging up to destroy my name, you all are only wasting your time because I belive my destiny is not in your hands.

Today I created a thread seeking for advice on how to stop the steady influx of girls to my house and all my haters got to say was "I'm jobless" that's why the come around. Lol

The truth is that , the only difference between myself and you guys calling me jobless is that I dont work 7am to 7pm like you guys do but I got paid much more than you guys.

JamieNaijaTeam:
Two Chibok schoolgirls who escaped from their Boko Haram abductors in 2014 have graduated from a high school in Washington DC, the United States Capital.

The two girls, known by their first names, Debbie and Grace, on Thursday graduated after completing junior year (11th grade) and senior year (12th grade) at a prestigious private international school in the Washington metro area in America.

This was disclosed through a press release on Friday by Emmanuel Ogebe, a U.S.-based human rights lawyer and the International Director of Education Must Continue Initiative, a Nigerian non-governmental organization involved in the care of the girls.

SOURCE: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/06/two-chibok-girls-graduate-from-us-high.html

Lilymax:
And did I ever tell u I was looking for a man on nairaland. Do not get me offended Mr.
U are clearly looking for who to pick a fight with, and I do not have your time. Go and look for someone else who will actually give you that attention u have clearly been deprived of and crave so badly.
I have better things to attend to
Do not quote me again

Lilymax:
And did I ever tell u I was looking for a man on nairaland. Do not get me offended Mr.
U are clearly looking for who to pick a fight with, and I do not have your time. Go and look for someone else who will actually give you that attention u have clearly been deprived of and crave so badly.
I have better things to attend to
Do not quote me again

Lilymax:
No body steals photos anymore
That's outdated
And if u talking bout my display picture,maybe I should give u my face book or Instagram handle so u can check my other pictures yourself.
That's how they'll be jumping into conclusions, shame on u

Lilymax:
No body steals photos anymore
That's outdated
And if u talking bout my display picture,maybe I should give u my face book or Instagram handle so u can check my other pictures yourself.
That's how they'll be jumping into conclusions, shame on u

sar33:
He met her in Chemistry Laboratory of University of Uyo. They have been friends for over 5 years but dated for 3 years now.Same department, Same level..

He always said," I will marry, in 2018".

And today, Bobby Bassey,phenomenal guitarist and CEO Mens Court, knelt down for a lady for the first time in his life. He proposed to the love of his life, and guess what she said yes

Congratulations to Sir Bobby and Miss Glory.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/06/from-chemistry-laboratory-to.html

sar33:
He met her in Chemistry Laboratory of University of Uyo. They have been friends for over 5 years but dated for 3 years now.Same department, Same level..

He always said," I will marry, in 2018".

And today, Bobby Bassey,phenomenal guitarist and CEO Mens Court, knelt down for a lady for the first time in his life. He proposed to the love of his life, and guess what she said yes

Congratulations to Sir Bobby and Miss Glory.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/06/from-chemistry-laboratory-to.html

sar33:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/06/from-chemistry-laboratory-to.html

jonaifame22:
So I was wth my baby gal 2nite and we were chattn heartily on the road and cos it's drizzling, I held the umbrella over our heads and we were facing each other, and as we talking I cld not hide frm myself the fact that she's pretty nfact I felt proud like a winner of a sixteen bout boxing match for the world heavy weight title.

I wished silently that we were at one dark street in her area that people always park cars where I use to smooch the living daylight out her,chai she tempted me wth her beauty, occassionaly I got dazed by the jabs of her beauty, she was talking and i guess she felt I was listening buh I was lost like a stray dog as my mind calculated that if it had been In the four walls of my room that were at that moment, the things I will have done to her, even her guardian angel will nt be able to save her, cos I will not spare the dick and spoil the gal rather I will dicksipline her for trying to blot my name frm the book of life with the way her body made me lust for her.


So as we spoke, my friends that I've been staying wth for like a week ferried along the road where I and my babe stood talking so we exchanged pleasantries,I dnt know what they're always lookn for about, they are always on the street like a taxi.

So I and my chic hugged and we went our separate ways, only for me to be welcome by the gnawing teeth of my friends calling me a woman wrapper and that my gf has tied me wth the hair of her pvssy,that's why I can neva be liberated to think like a man,that she's the one supposed to hold the umbrella, I didn't even answer I went and carried my indomie and egg and started eating.

Fabulocity:
Nofavors
What are you peeking at?

Tahrah:
Lai Mohammed,the most confused minister on earth.
`It's Okay For Buhari To Disobey The Law',like seriously?You need to be flogged back to your senses

Audray:
Nigerians and false hope.If this rampant God's grace worked,I believe everyone would have jobs and wonderful hassle free lives.
Stop being deluded people!
I wonder why Una god go dey choose who to give job or not.Is he a Nigerian?

Iyke216:
Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar was one of the world’s most powerful criminals. Dubbed the ‘King of Cocaine’ in the 1980’s, his ill-gotten gains led to a personal fortune estimated at $3 billion, in 1989. Ruthless Escobar let nothing, and no-one, stand in his way. Eventually, the criminal mastermind would learn the law always catches up with you...


Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria was born 1 December, 1949, in Rionegro, Colombia. From humble beginnings, he had a farmer father and his mother was an elementary schoolteacher. As a kid, ambitious Escobar declared he wanted to become president of Colombia.

Yet, as a teen on the streets of Medellin, the second largest city in Colombia, Escobar became a petty thief. He stole gravestones before sanding them down for resale to smugglers. His crimes escalated to smuggling cigarettes and, by the early 70s, together with other criminals, he formed the Medellin Cartel. Escobar oversaw the trafficking of cocaine on a large scale. Using private planes, the drugs were flown to the USA. Demand for cocaine was high, and profits soared to astronomical proportions. It’s said Escobar’s Medellin Cartel controlled 80 per cent of all the cocaine shipped to the US market in the 70’s and 80’s.

More than 15 tons of cocaine were reportedly smuggled every day, with the Cartel making as much as $420 million a week.

‘Money or Lead’
If the authorities got in his way, he dealt with them in what he called ‘plata o plomo’. This translates as ‘money or lead’. In other words, if they couldn’t be bribed, he’d order them killed.

Escobar built a personal empire of 400 luxury villas around the world, private planes, his own army and a private zoo with exotic animals.

According to Forbes, he was the 7th richest person in the world in 1989 with a personal fortune of $3 billion.

In 1976, Escobar married Maria Victoria Henao. The couple had two children together.

‘Modern-day Robin Hood’?
Adept at creating his own good PR, Pablo once stated: ‘I am not a rich man, I am a poor man with money.’

The murderous drug lord earned popularity by sponsoring charity projects and soccer clubs in Colombia. He won the admiration of many Colombians, who saw him as a ‘modern day Robin Hood’ figure, who spent money on social programs for the poor.

In 1982, Escobar was elected as an alternate member of Colombia’s Congress. But, two years after his election, he was forced to resign as details of Escobar’s true line of work were revealed. The justice minister who’d disclosed Escobar’s notorious background was later killed. Escobar’s terror campaign resulted in the death of thousands, including politicians, police officers, civil servants, journalists and ordinary citizens. Eventually, public opinion turned against him and, with his empire crumbling, Escobar’s powerful grip on Colombia was slipping.

On The Run
In June 1991, Escobar agreed to surrender to the Colombian government. In return, Escobar was allowed to build his own luxury prison called “La Catedral,” which was guarded by his own cherry-picked employees. The prison had a casino, spa and nightclub.

In June 1992, however, when authorities attempted to move him to a standard holding facility, Escobar escaped. The resulting 16-month manhunt concluded on 2 December 1993, the day after Escobar’s 44th birthday.

As Escobar tried escaping across a series of rooftops, he and his bodyguard were shot dead.

Iyke216:
Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar was one of the world’s most powerful criminals. Dubbed the ‘King of Cocaine’ in the 1980’s, his ill-gotten gains led to a personal fortune estimated at $3 billion, in 1989. Ruthless Escobar let nothing, and no-one, stand in his way. Eventually, the criminal mastermind would learn the law always catches up with you...


Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria was born 1 December, 1949, in Rionegro, Colombia. From humble beginnings, he had a farmer father and his mother was an elementary schoolteacher. As a kid, ambitious Escobar declared he wanted to become president of Colombia.

Yet, as a teen on the streets of Medellin, the second largest city in Colombia, Escobar became a petty thief. He stole gravestones before sanding them down for resale to smugglers. His crimes escalated to smuggling cigarettes and, by the early 70s, together with other criminals, he formed the Medellin Cartel. Escobar oversaw the trafficking of cocaine on a large scale. Using private planes, the drugs were flown to the USA. Demand for cocaine was high, and profits soared to astronomical proportions. It’s said Escobar’s Medellin Cartel controlled 80 per cent of all the cocaine shipped to the US market in the 70’s and 80’s.

More than 15 tons of cocaine were reportedly smuggled every day, with the Cartel making as much as $420 million a week.

‘Money or Lead’
If the authorities got in his way, he dealt with them in what he called ‘plata o plomo’. This translates as ‘money or lead’. In other words, if they couldn’t be bribed, he’d order them killed.

Escobar built a personal empire of 400 luxury villas around the world, private planes, his own army and a private zoo with exotic animals.

According to Forbes, he was the 7th richest person in the world in 1989 with a personal fortune of $3 billion.

In 1976, Escobar married Maria Victoria Henao. The couple had two children together.

‘Modern-day Robin Hood’?
Adept at creating his own good PR, Pablo once stated: ‘I am not a rich man, I am a poor man with money.’

The murderous drug lord earned popularity by sponsoring charity projects and soccer clubs in Colombia. He won the admiration of many Colombians, who saw him as a ‘modern day Robin Hood’ figure, who spent money on social programs for the poor.

In 1982, Escobar was elected as an alternate member of Colombia’s Congress. But, two years after his election, he was forced to resign as details of Escobar’s true line of work were revealed. The justice minister who’d disclosed Escobar’s notorious background was later killed. Escobar’s terror campaign resulted in the death of thousands, including politicians, police officers, civil servants, journalists and ordinary citizens. Eventually, public opinion turned against him and, with his empire crumbling, Escobar’s powerful grip on Colombia was slipping.

On The Run
In June 1991, Escobar agreed to surrender to the Colombian government. In return, Escobar was allowed to build his own luxury prison called “La Catedral,” which was guarded by his own cherry-picked employees. The prison had a casino, spa and nightclub.

In June 1992, however, when authorities attempted to move him to a standard holding facility, Escobar escaped. The resulting 16-month manhunt concluded on 2 December 1993, the day after Escobar’s 44th birthday.

As Escobar tried escaping across a series of rooftops, he and his bodyguard were shot dead.

Lilymax:
I can, I am now
But I'm speaking for myself sha

hylyne:
I prefer ibo jewelry to a sagged br***t

Bunchersstab:
You well?
When did you think I made the thread?
Meanwhile, its been ages

marvelck:
Was opportuned to visit the state capital recently, and I must confess, Uyo is a fast developing and beautiful city. And even most parts of the state, (other communities) are also not let out when it comes to development. They have good roads, enjoy regular power supply and portable drinking water, compare to some states in the south Eastern part of Nigeria. Akwa Ibom, is indeed a fast developing state. And to add to the beauty of the state, their girls are also friendly and very approachable. Dem no de do yanga like other girls. Akwa girls are friendly and very attractive...

fortunekaura:
on getting to my office this morning i found this black and hairy scorpion. How it got in i dont know.. Rumour has it that if you got stung by this tormentor, sucking an old womans breaxt is the only remedy. Dont know how true that is.
Thank God i got it first..

theodara001:
Happy new month, drop a message for your romancelander friend, crush, date and even enemy.

Ifakiland:
I'm Ayo from ekiti, I'm 30 yrs old...I'm a banker and I also own a bar....I'm single never been married....don't AV any child from any lady. I'm fun to be with....I'm also busy so my outdoor social life is crippled and dat won't allow me go on an actual date with a girl....

So I need a girl, dark in complexion, working, from any tribe....any religion...beautiful, smart,stubborn, good cook, neat, clean.....


Pls I don't want students, virgins, holy girls and celibate idiots who will go outside and fork and form celibate for me....thank you...

Ifakiland:
I'm Ayo from ekiti, I'm 30 yrs old...I'm a banker and I also own a bar....I'm single never been married....don't AV any child from any lady. I'm fun to be with....I'm also busy so my outdoor social life is crippled and dat won't allow me go on an actual date with a girl....

So I need a girl, dark in complexion, working, from any tribe....any religion...beautiful, smart,stubborn, good cook, neat, clean.....


Pls I don't want students, virgins, holy girls and celibate idiots who will go outside and fork and form celibate for me....thank you...

Ifakiland:
I'm Ayo from ekiti, I'm 30 yrs old...I'm a banker and I also own a bar....I'm single never been married....don't AV any child from any lady. I'm fun to be with....I'm also busy so my outdoor social life is crippled and dat won't allow me go on an actual date with a girl....

So I need a girl, dark in complexion, working, from any tribe....any religion...beautiful, smart,stubborn, good cook, neat, clean.....


Pls I don't want students, virgins, holy girls and celibate idiots who will go outside and fork and form celibate for me....thank you...

Thecrazyanne:
Pictures on

http://crazyanne.com/sagging-breasts/


I feel like a twenty-something-year-old with the breasts of a 65-year-old woman. I have sagging breasts.


Just so you know, my breasts didn’t start growing at the time I had anticipated. When I was in primary 5, my chest region was as flat as a newborn. There were no signs my breasts were going to grow. I didn’t even have a large nipple. Most of the girls in my class had well-rounded tits sitting comfortably on their chest. To make matters worse, there was a fat boy in my class who had breasts ( probably because of his weight). I didn’t like him one bit as he had something I wasn’t able to have yet. I desperately wanted breasts as I believed having them would initiate me into a certain kind of womanhood cult every girl ought to belong to.

I decided to take matters into my hands so I asked for help from the expert. Toyosi was the girl with the biggest boobs in my class back then so I asked her how I was supposed to grow some and she gave me the ultimate breast enlarging solution. She told me to apply palm oil on my nipples and find a black ant to bite me on the spot where I applied the palm oil. She explained the swelling will make them grow out and assured me of the efficacy of the remedy as she had gotten it from her mother. I couldn’t get the black ant I caught to bite me on my nipples. For whatsoever reason, the ant didn’t find me good enough to be bitten.

sagging breasts



By the time I entered Jss2, I still had no breasts and my period had not even started. I gave up on my breasts dream and figured I would be the first woman without breasts and periods.

I had already accepted my fate and took my mind off the possibility that I would be a well endowed busty girl. Just when I had given up hope, my breasts started coming out. The whole situation reaffirmed the fact that most times, we get that thing we desperately want when we stop obsessing over it.

My breasts came out but they didn’t come out the way I anticipated. They were small and pointed downwards. I grew up seeing women who had well-rounded breasts that pointed forward so I imagined that was how it would be for me.

Someone close to me says I have banana breasts. My “boobs” are saggy and small. They do not stand but point downwards. I hated my body for a long while and I wasn’t comfortable with my appearance. I kept trying all sorts of breasts enlarging and firming creams that just didn’t work.



I have been told to avoid V-necked shirt so my boobs don’t show. I have been told to avoid taking pictures from the neck down. I have been told to hide my breast as they were unattractive. I have been told to wear bras to bed. I have been given all sorts of recommendations.

I did all I was told to do till I realized that nothing is going to change because this is just how I am. Every woman is different and our body parts come in different shapes and sizes. Just like some men have small p*nis and others have fairly big ones so do some women have different breasts sizes and shape.


This is not a cry for help. I do not need your home remedies for sagging breasts. Neither do I need your breasts enlargement cream or your recommendation of the perfect surgeon. My sagging boobs isn’t as a result of the number of men I have slept with. It also has nothing to do with the number of abortions I may or may not have had. Science is yet to prove the relationship between sagging breasts, abortions and sex. Till science does, I am right to say my sagging boobs is a natural phenomenon.

I am comfortable with my body and there’s no shame in admitting how my body shape is. Self-love is very hard especially when we are being surrounded with altered images and edited content. Self-love is hard because the moment you try to be confident in your own body, you are shamed for it.

I have seen it all on Instagram. I have seen how people insult celebrities that dare display their sagging breasts or “show-off” their huge well-rounded tits. The other day, Laura Ikeji deactivated her comment section because people trolled her sales manager who wore a revealing cloth. In their words “how can she display her breasts that are not even standing?” Someone went further to say “they have sucked the life out of her breasts”.

Self-love is hard but I am loving myself nonetheless. I am a 20-something year old with sagging boobs. I will wear V-necked shirts, I will take pictures of my body how I like and no, I will not wear bras all the time because my breasts need to breathe!

Geist:
So you enter whenever you come to Lagos correct? What happen to range rover sport? All these sudanese claiming London base sef ((no offence))