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RomanceRe: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 2:46pm On May 31, 2017
arleck:
tf! dude undecided


you outta ur fuucckin mind?


K legged bae aint cool on trouser nor skirt, dey put on only just long gown.. tf!
...son..the most sexxxxlcy feeling ever is when k leg babe were leggins and wrap her leg around yorrrr neck giving u neck lock....don't worry thou..it wunnnt make sense until u reach 18year old!!(no oofensece) undecided
RomanceRe: What Does TOASTING Mean? by MrCork: 12:07pm On May 31, 2017
khiaa:
I have been browsing this forum for a minute now and I have noticed the word toasting always comes up when it involves a man meeting a woman. What does it mean?
...somebody ask me to ask u...*don't u have sckoooooool homework? (No oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: What Does TOASTING Mean? by MrCork: 12:05pm On May 31, 2017
khiaa:
I have been browsing this forum for a minute now and I have noticed the word toasting always comes up when it involves a man meeting a woman. What does it mean?
angry
RomanceRe: A Tribute To The Supermod, Lalasticlala by MrCork: 8:26am On May 31, 2017
redbeans:
The man that never sleeps nor slumbers.
Ready to fix and elevate your threads like a plumber.

He meticulously builds Mr. Seun 's Empire.
All his haters will crumble to hell fire.
...all becuzz she put yorrr thread on front page...abi?...bro u remind us off those bus lagos bus condoctor that praise yorrrr name jussss becuzz u tell them to keep the shange!!(no oofensece) undecided
RomanceRe: A Tribute To The Supermod, Lalasticlala by MrCork: 8:23am On May 31, 2017
redbeans:
The man that never sleeps nor slumbers.
Ready to fix and elevate your threads like a plumber.

He meticulously builds Mr. Seun 's Empire.
All his haters will crumble to hell fire.
angry
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 8:21am On May 31, 2017
arleck:
You Say What?? Op You Say A K Legged babe?



Nmba angry


Hell No... Cant Date Er
..but k legs babes are sexxxxcy thou... especially when they walk towards u wearin legggin.. I love that $hit!! cheesy
RomanceRe: IBO Women.. by MrCork(op): 8:17am On May 31, 2017
ItsTutsi:
Hmmm! "Usually light skin",bcuz u have met 3-4 of them...continue deceiving urself
...son have u ever dated lightskin female in yorrrr life?...tell the truth an let yorrrr Devi l be ashame. I have met 17 IBO babe and guess wot..they all lightskin!!(true story) angry
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by MrCork(op): 10:09pm On May 30, 2017
..I think Ghana babes having k leg thou angry
RomanceRe: IBO Women.. by MrCork(op): 9:20pm On May 30, 2017
technicallyrich:
I thought you always claim that you stay in London have not been to nigeria for ages so how many IGBO women have you seen to arrive at these useless conclusion.
or you are in ogbomosho forming typing from London like trapqueen
...have u beeeento London...nope...so why u talking? undecided
RomanceRe: How To Initiate Sex With Your Spouse by MrCork: 7:47pm On May 30, 2017
oluwasma:
We all hear that men initiate sex more than women. That may be true but I think women are becoming more bold to initiate sex. If you need it, why not go for it. Why wait for your spouse to initiate sex. Here are some ways to initiate sex with your spouse…

Try pre-intimacy like petting, kissing, hugging or MouthAction.

Do not be afraid to give or receive MouthAction.

Send your spouse a text that tells them how much you want them.

Wear a bit of lingerie.

Try something new together like role-play or a new position.

Write your spouse a sexy note.

UnCloth your spouse.

Give your spouse a massage.

Take a shower or bath and wash each other.

Try a bit of dirty talk.

Show a bit of public affection.

Greet your partner in the nude when they come to bed.

Just say it! Let your partner know when you are Hot without beating around the bush.

Source: https://seunsdigest./2017/05/30/how-to-initiate-sex-with-your-spouse/
....huh....all this ceremony jussss to get punnnnny?....bro am stickin to white babes!!!((no oofensece) undecided
RomanceRe: IBO Women.. by MrCork(op): 7:44pm On May 30, 2017
Xway:
Plz can u point it out in the pic below.
I meant the hair on the neck.
...bro the one in that picture is lightskin and way too preeeeety cute and sexxxxy looookin....she ain't IBO!(triussss me) angry
RomanceRe: IBO Women.. by MrCork(op): 7:37pm On May 30, 2017
technicallyrich:
I thought you always claim that you stay in London have not been to nigeria for ages so how many IGBO women have you seen to arrive at these useless conclusion.
or you are in ogbomosho forming typing from London like trapqueen
.... sweeery I live in pekam an ther are loads of IBO women at pekam market sellin yam an plantain at the Nigeria n section...I swaaaaar....I love them cozzzz they usually lightskin

...my only concern is there deep voice and hair on there neck.. sweeery are u IBO?(no oofensece)
undecided
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Noticed This? by MrCork: 5:41pm On May 30, 2017
YoungBlackRico:
[color=#CC6600]How do you bend your you-know-what to a thirty-five degree angle man? grin[/color]

[color=#848b79]©YBR[/color]
...no bro...u shift yorrrr kondo to 35degrees before u pour....that's the teknic!!(trusss me)) wink
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Noticed This? by MrCork: 5:25pm On May 30, 2017
hotwax:
I noticed recently that female gender now makes up 80% of childbirth.

All news of child delivery from my relatives and friends are mostly female. Last year alone, out of 7 news I got, only one(1) was male.

This year, I heard 4 news, and were all females.

Is the situation the same at your end or I am being paranoid. I believe something is wrong.

Can biologists and Geanicologists explain this?
...bro ther is a technic...if u pour inside from a 35degree angle....trussssss me...u will born boy!! smiley
RomanceRe: Single Ladies by MrCork: 5:20pm On May 30, 2017
Mide082:
To all my ladies who wanna meet with working class single guys who are ready to be with you and care for you...then come join my bbm group. Its real and so are the people.

D1E375ED

D1E375ED.

Add up and see yourself. Who knows where you will meet the dream guy.
angry
CrimeRe: Woman Locks Housemaid In Toilet For 20 Days by MrCork: 5:11pm On May 30, 2017
metroblogger:
Oyinyen Chuks, 34, was on Tuesday charged at Ikeja Chief Magistrates’ Court in Lagos State with locking up her 14-year old housemaid in a toilet for 20 days.

Chuks, a trader, who resides at 19, Ojo St., Shasha, a suburb of Lagos, is facing a four-count charge bordering on assault

The prosecutor, Sgt. Raphael Donny, told the court that the offences were committed between May 2 and May 22 at the residence of the accused.

Donny said that the accused alleged that the housemaid stole her money and beat her mercilessly.

“The accused locked the girl inside her toilet, fed her once and didn’t allow her to take a bath or change her clothes for those weeks in bondage.

“It was one of the neighbours who could not bear the torment anymore that informed the police”, he said.

The prosecutor said that following the report, the police visited the house and found the girl in the condition.

“Hence, the accused was arrested while the girl was taken to the hospital for treatment”, Donny said.

The offences, he said, contravened Sections 171, 207, 245 and 285 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2015.

However, Chuks pleaded not guilty to the charges preferred against her.

The Chief Magistrate, Mrs Davies Abegunde, granted the accused N1million bail with two sureties in like sum.

Abegunde ordered the accused to pay N200,000 into the Court Registrar ‘s account as part of the bail conditions.

She adjourned the case until June 21 for mention.

http://www.metronaija.com/2017/05/woman-locks-housemaid-in-toilet-for-20.html
..is she lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Noticed This? by MrCork: 5:10pm On May 30, 2017
MrCork:
..End of the world is near!! undecided
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Noticed This? by MrCork: 5:08pm On May 30, 2017
hotwax:
I noticed recently that female gender now makes up 80% of childbirth.

All news of child delivery from my relatives and friends are mostly female. Last year alone, out of 7 news I got, only one(1) was male.

This year, I heard 4 news, and were all females.

Is the situation the same at your end or I am being paranoid. I believe something is wrong.

Can biologists and Geanicologists explain this?
..End of the world is near!! undecided
PoliticsRe: Release Ifeanyi Ubah Now! by MrCork: 5:06pm On May 30, 2017
adadike281:
Am not a politician neither am I a fan of Ifeanyi Ubah. I won't bore u with long story.
I just read a heart wrenching news about Buhari's ' sitting allowance' which amounts to 188 million. If Buhari is being paid for being spoon fed in a London hospital, I ask again, what is Ifeanyi Ubah still doing in DSS cell?
^^^°kaii see nyansh...plis plis plis..can I enter...jusssss me only!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys Is It All About Sex???? by MrCork: 5:05pm On May 30, 2017
preccy69:
I don't knw hw to start,ok
am just 19,we've been dating for a year nd six months now,we r crazily in love,I think I love him more,recently he's been acting strange no love texts messages,kisses, nd all d things he used to do,I miss d man I fell in love with, he's changed everything about him,so I went to see him on Saturday, nd he was on bed with another girl,he didn't even notice dat I opened door till I shut,den he came after me,he's 24,up to dis moment I can't bliv he cheated on me truth is we r nt having sex I asked if he could wait till after marriage nd he was cool with it,I confronted him nd all he could say was how long was I expecting him to stay,without sex,guys is it fair??u have a girl dat loves nd respects u,cares for u,its nt like he even asked me for it,I feel so hurt,he's been banging her for months nw,but is it all about d sex u guys gethuhis ithuhu myt b thinking dat it has to do with money but its doesn't I just wanted to b happy with him,dats all,we were close to taking an oath last year,but cos of his exams he couldn't come,he later convinced me to drop d idea my question is, are their good guys,is it all about a pair of legs dat spreadhuh
...so u askin us if we want punnnny... correct?....wait..let me tink!! undecided
RomanceRe: IBO Women.. by MrCork(op): 4:04pm On May 30, 2017
...pls keeeeepit clean undecided
RomanceIBO Women.. by MrCork(op):
.

..but why do all IBO females always ens up having mustache?. ....is it IBO fashion?

Please advise?
undecided
CrimeRe: Woman Sets Husband, Self Ablaze Weeks After Wedding..........See why? by MrCork: 2:45pm On May 30, 2017
RomanceRe: Am I A Beautiful Woman?my Husband Dont Think So..ur Views.?.pic Attached by MrCork: 8:13am On May 30, 2017
alwayscool:
My pic...i.am 29 yrs old...what part of my body is beautiful
...turn around first..let me check sontin!! angry
RomanceRe: What Is Your Homophobic Tolerance Level For Lgbts? by MrCork: 10:35pm On May 29, 2017
huddleberry:
You well so? Vamoose before I disvirgin your destiny with curse
...son..read yorrrr last post..u said u was going to give him blow (YOU SAID IT)..
giving another man Mouth Gig means you 1000% gay!!!(no oofensece)
undecided
RomanceRe: What Is Your Homophobic Tolerance Level For Lgbts? by MrCork: 10:04pm On May 29, 2017
code9:
Anyone come near me
NA ONE BLOW SEVEN DIE angry

Disgusting
...arhhh..ok so u sayin u will give a gay man Mouth Gig if he near u.... correct?...are u gay? (No oofensece angry
RomanceRe: Pls I Need Your Advice On What To Do by MrCork: 9:54pm On May 29, 2017
greatpablo:
Greetings everyone
please I need your candid advice on what to do,
last week my girlfriend came to my place to spend time with me,its been five days she came and I've been noticing that a guy do call her late in night and because she sleeps early she didn't pick and in the morning same guy will call, this has been going shocked for about five days now I didn't ask her who the guy was because I wanted to get concrete evidence so she can't lie,so when she was sleeping, I went through her phone and I saw things my eye couldn't believe,the guy was even telling her that he is Hot and was sending her sex clip and I also heard her telling the guy that she loves him and I saw photos of them together kissing,this is a girl that made me had blood shortage because I was ready to do anything for her,just to make her happy. now I have my concrete evidence. After seeing all this things,I was very calm instead of been upset its been more than 3weeks I haven't said a word about it to her it...one part of me is saying I should forget about the relationship and never contact her again cos I hate so much and another part is telling me I should confront her and show her the picture,but I feel guilty because I was invaded her privacy.. please what should I do?
....my niggggga..there are plenty of b!tches in the ocean & that's y men should never take b!tches serrrrioss........what u need to do is make the first move...walk away...an then when she ask u why?...just tell the b!tch u need to move on...
Don't tell her u check her phone. One thing thou....never ever let a b!tch no you went thru her phone.
B!tches only respect guys who treat them like $hit!!(real talk)
wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Python And Wild Animal (Genet) Killed By A Security In His Beat Today. by MrCork: 9:42pm On May 29, 2017
antzlaive:
The security man attached to a beat where I went for inspections killed this python and caught this strange looking cat...i cant tell what it is though. But a happy feast for him all in one day.
.... Bro you were glasssssses?...is that a python or a cat? .....do python ther in Nigeria have 4,leg & one tail??....I give up!! (No oofensece) undecided
RomanceRe: My Ex Begging For My Love After seeing This Photo of me by MrCork: 9:38pm On May 29, 2017
ivyy:
grin grin
....how much? angry
RomanceRe: My Ex Begging For My Love After seeing This Photo of me by MrCork: 9:37pm On May 29, 2017
RomanceRe: What Wil Be Your First Reaction If You Catch Your Spouse Cheating? by MrCork: 9:25pm On May 29, 2017
Angel196:
Sorry to disappoint big guy, money might make the world go round but not my world. grin
^^^ this one is stubbbbbbborn!!! undecided
RomanceRe: What Wil Be Your First Reaction If You Catch Your Spouse Cheating? by MrCork: 9:24pm On May 29, 2017
Angel196:
Sorry to disappoint big guy, money might make the world go round but not my world. grin
angry

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