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RomanceRe: Men Stop Suck!ng Toto by MrCork: 6:25pm On Aug 10, 2024
Viare9:
MEN men men

I know they are coming for me but I will still spill it, your feelings doesn't concern me at all,

Men you are the heads of the family as such have powers, how can you suck toto with a mouth that you are suppose to use to take authority, eeeh,

"Can a woman even lick her own juice"?

The answer is no except l€sbians, a normal woman won't lick her juice, so why are you doing it as man, a full grown man that has powers to speak into his life,

Will be sucking what I don't understand, the most painful part of it is the titled men, kaiiii, you are K!ll!ng yourself by yourself oooo, stop it, if she is not satisfied with the knacking, let her go and buy turning stick to satisfy herself or better still call her dogs to suck it, stop it please,

Am channeling this particular post to titled men, respect your red caps and know your limit, ask your fathers, it's irritating to me as a lady seff, talk more of a man, I can't even stand to watch it's videos, if I come across one, because I find it irritating, it doesn't suit well with me bikonu, after sucking, your mouth will start smelling ikpu ikpu ikpu, and sometimes na atachiri ikpu seff una dey suck 🤣🤣🤣,

Am serious, please, don't come and tell me if you are clean down there it doesn't mean, Aunty if you like use hypo wash am, it means, stop reducing men to nothing, because of una s€xual desires,

Una go dey imagine what I don't understand, you will open leg and son of Adam will put head and start licking gini, tueeeh, aru, our fathers and mothers no do like this, am not saying it's not good to try out new things,

Am saying this particular sucking of toto should stop, men biko stop it, oginidi, a place that bring forth children, it's made to sacred not to be doing it anyhow, make una stop, now seff sickness is everywhere, you are still sucking

Una good night, come for me and cry😭😭
son if u neeeed guidianse suckin pucccccci....ASK NICELY!!!!!!!(no ooofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Men Stop Suck!ng Toto by MrCork: 6:24pm On Aug 10, 2024
Viare9:
MEN men men

I know they are coming for me but I will still spill it, your feelings doesn't concern me at all,

Men you are the heads of the family as such have powers, how can you suck toto with a mouth that you are suppose to use to take authority, eeeh,

"Can a woman even lick her own juice"?

The answer is no except l€sbians, a normal woman won't lick her juice, so why are you doing it as man, a full grown man that has powers to speak into his life,

Will be sucking what I don't understand, the most painful part of it is the titled men, kaiiii, you are K!ll!ng yourself by yourself oooo, stop it, if she is not satisfied with the knacking, let her go and buy turning stick to satisfy herself or better still call her dogs to suck it, stop it please,

Am channeling this particular post to titled men, respect your red caps and know your limit, ask your fathers, it's irritating to me as a lady seff, talk more of a man, I can't even stand to watch it's videos, if I come across one, because I find it irritating, it doesn't suit well with me bikonu, after sucking, your mouth will start smelling ikpu ikpu ikpu, and sometimes na atachiri ikpu seff una dey suck 🤣🤣🤣,

Am serious, please, don't come and tell me if you are clean down there it doesn't mean, Aunty if you like use hypo wash am, it means, stop reducing men to nothing, because of una s€xual desires,

Una go dey imagine what I don't understand, you will open leg and son of Adam will put head and start licking gini, tueeeh, aru, our fathers and mothers no do like this, am not saying it's not good to try out new things,

Am saying this particular sucking of toto should stop, men biko stop it, oginidi, a place that bring forth children, it's made to sacred not to be doing it anyhow, make una stop, now seff sickness is everywhere, you are still sucking

Una good night, come for me and cry😭😭
angry
RomanceRe: The Rate Of Mouth Odor Among Nigeria Ladies Is Alarming by MrCork: 3:37pm On Aug 10, 2024
siofra:
Men have more rotten, disfigured, disgusting teeth in Nigeria than women.
This is a fact. Everyone knows it, I don't know the kind of high you people get from spreading false information about women.
Hey..i hav N30k ready for u...send me yor acccont nomba smiley
RomanceRe: If a Man's Value Doesn't Decrease With Age, Then Explain This (photo) by MrCork: 5:06pm On Aug 09, 2024
siofra:
Where? Give an example.
This is the 7th different photo on your profile...u 419 yahooo thing angry
FashionRe: Chidimma Adetshina Withdraws From Miss South Africa Competition by MrCork: 4:29pm On Aug 09, 2024
meobizy:
A situation which changes nothing in my life. Thank God no life was lost.
Serrriossly, about time we talk....u gots yansh? cheesy
RomanceRe: Money Can't Buy Love by MrCork: 3:40pm On Aug 09, 2024
OT2024:
There was bitterness, anger and hatefulness in her tone. I decided not to stay a minute longer in her flat. As soon as I stepped out, she slammed the door at my back.

What an anticlimax! Life could be such a big paradox. The same woman I was kissing and caressing some minutes ago was the one hissing at me and treating me so scornfully.
This was certainly a misadventure, I concluded as I returned to our flat.


On Sunday morning, I decided to do general clean-up of the house, T.K would soon be going to church. He did not like my infrequent attendance of Sunday service, but he had to let me be. I remained indoor till afternoon. About 1.00 p.m. I prepared lunch of rice.

“I’m definitely going miss to you,” T.K said. “All the same, best of luck.”

At two o’clock, I took my bag and left for Ikeja. At Off Toyin Street, Ms. Morgan lived in a three-bedroom apartment. I met Linda there. Minutes later, Linda drove Ms. Morgan and me to the airport. I could see tears in her eyes as she waved bye to Ms. Morgan. The fifty minutes’ flight was smooth. I sat next to Ms. Morgan who was busy reading some documents.

At Abuja airport, we took a cab to the legislative quarters. Ms. Morgan had been allocated a detached three-bedroom bungalow. In the house, she had a maidservant and a cook. Briefly, she explained some working and living schedules to me.

“You would have to manage a room in the back quarter for now,” she said and showed me to the room. It was a neat and standard room with a 4 inches by 6 inches bed, a reading table, a chair and an in-built wardrobe.

I opened my bag and arranged some of the clothes I had brought inside the wardrobe.
Some minutes, the maid came to tell me that madam would like to see me in the main building. I went to see her.

“I hope you’re not bored. I will get a television for your room by tomorrow,” she said as soon as I got inside the large sitting-room.

“Oh, I can always manage to get by.”

She motioned me to one of the exquisite, leather seats in the room. I sat down graciously.

“You can stay around for now to watch the t.v. Do not hesitate to let me know anything you need.”

I nodded. “Alright, madam.”

She soon left the sitting-room. I changed the channel of the television to a news channel. A while later, the maid told me food was ready.

“Will you like to eat it here, or should I take it to your room?”

I thought I needed privacy, so I said she should take the food to my room. I got up and returned to the room.

I followed Ms. Morgan to her office in the official car the following day. Everything still looked like a movie to me. On her instruction, her secretary gave me letter of employment and identity card. She also briefed me about where my office would be and other official matters.

Working for Ms. Morgan was interesting and fruitful. Now, I was closely working with her. The working schedule varied, as sometimes we could be in the office as late at nine in the night. Sometimes, she would we needed to work on Sunday. I must say she was very generous. She was always giving and asking me if there was anything I needed.

Our relationship remained official but cordial.
For now, I was under the payroll of the federal government. Of course, the remuneration was times three of what Ms. Morgan had earlier offered. I never hesitated to thank her for the opportunity she had given me.
You tryin to sell sexxxc on nairaland...corrrrect?
ARE U OK??(no oofencse) angry
TravelRe: Suggest A Beach For Me In Lagos by MrCork: 3:15pm On Aug 09, 2024
SapaProMax:
Do you know any beach in Lagos that I can bring my own food in and have like a picnic?

Pls suggest a few and let's hear your experience. E don tey small we comot hia. We be old school japarians

Thanks
Try Bar beach sir
FamilyRe: "Girls Are Now Selling Their Eggs To Buy Human Hair In Warri" Lady Says (video) by MrCork: 3:11pm On Aug 09, 2024
siofra:
How much did you sell your own spermhuh
^^^^^very rude angry
FamilyRe: "Girls Are Now Selling Their Eggs To Buy Human Hair In Warri" Lady Says (video) by MrCork: 2:50pm On Aug 09, 2024
siofra:
So many idiots on this forum. Men that sell their sperm, do they find it hard to impregnate women after doing it?
We no u too well Siofra...dont lie!!

...how much did u sell yor egg last weeeek?? undecided
FamilyRe: "Girls Are Now Selling Their Eggs To Buy Human Hair In Warri" Lady Says (video) by MrCork: 2:49pm On Aug 09, 2024
meobizy:
Lying without consequences. I miss God of the Old Testament.
WOT A SHAME!!!!!
How much did u sell egg please?? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Special Announcement !!! by MrCork: 2:25pm On Aug 09, 2024
Psych412:
*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT*😎

To All The Students Of,
Bet9ja University
Sporty Polythenic
Betking College of education
Nairabet Private University
Betcolony High school
Superbet Group of school
Surebet federal university of Ariculture
1960bet State University
Stakersden college of technology.

The New semester and 2024/2025
academic session is starting August 16 as Dr.
England will resume his lectures alongside with veteran. Spain, Dr. Germany and Mr. Italy will resume on the 5. However, Honourable
Switzerland resumes the weekend, other minor lecturers has resume to meet up in their profession..

Full academic activities shall start on the
3th of August, as professor England will
start in all his courses.

It is on this note that the final year students
will start their uefa champions league
project in a short run. While the transition of
Europa is in progress.

Reporters coming from EPL department says, 🇦🇷 ⚽ Atlético Madrid are REPORTEDLY in advanced talks to SIGN Julián Álvarez & contract will be for 5 years.


The Premier League department will be a wonderful and amazing one as there is massive defection and transfer of Students, students who were relegated have also make
their way back and will aim at nothing but to maintain their title.


Admission into each of the above school is FREE!!!!!!!

REQUIREMENTS:
Get your Pen, Paper, Smartphone and
internet systems ready.
Fees are as low as N100 and above
depending on your courses.

It is subsidised to carry both the poor and
less privilege along to eradicate illitracy and poverty.

Spread the notice to help people.
Tank u teacher...so wots yor nomba? wink
Jokes EtcRe: Special Announcement !!! by MrCork: 2:22pm On Aug 09, 2024
Psych412:
*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT*😎

To All The Students Of,
Bet9ja University
Sporty Polythenic
Betking College of education
Nairabet Private University
Betcolony High school
Superbet Group of school
Surebet federal university of Ariculture
1960bet State University
Stakersden college of technology.

The New semester and 2024/2025
academic session is starting August 16 as Dr.
England will resume his lectures alongside with veteran. Spain, Dr. Germany and Mr. Italy will resume on the 5. However, Honourable
Switzerland resumes the weekend, other minor lecturers has resume to meet up in their profession..

Full academic activities shall start on the
3th of August, as professor England will
start in all his courses.

It is on this note that the final year students
will start their uefa champions league
project in a short run. While the transition of
Europa is in progress.

Reporters coming from EPL department says, 🇦🇷 ⚽ Atlético Madrid are REPORTEDLY in advanced talks to SIGN Julián Álvarez & contract will be for 5 years.


The Premier League department will be a wonderful and amazing one as there is massive defection and transfer of Students, students who were relegated have also make
their way back and will aim at nothing but to maintain their title.


Admission into each of the above school is FREE!!!!!!!

REQUIREMENTS:
Get your Pen, Paper, Smartphone and
internet systems ready.
Fees are as low as N100 and above
depending on your courses.

It is subsidised to carry both the poor and
less privilege along to eradicate illitracy and poverty.

Spread the notice to help people.
angry
RomanceRe: I Dedicate This Beautiful Song To I And My Boyfriend by MrCork: 2:08pm On Aug 09, 2024
siofra:
He dey burst my brain ☺️☺️☺️ oh my God!!



Especially the bolded.
I know it's for a dead loved one, but I also think it captures reuniting with someone you love very much.

Just yesterday I was very angry with him, I swore I'd never talk to him again but today he touched me🥺🥺 I started melting like palm oil on hot fire. You people didn't tell me it's like this o! God help me😭

0K BABES
I finaly acccept yor apology ...all i need now is hug, kiss, extra hug plus 2 weeek pucccccccci for compensation!!!(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley

RomanceRe: What Is The Difference Between Prostitute, Olosho & Hookup Girls? by MrCork(op): 10:38am On Aug 09, 2024
ARISHEM:
All sleep with any man in exchange for money
So do they now call themsef hooookup girls to make it sound more decent? This is all we hear everyday.
We dont hear prostitute anymore. lipsrsealed
We dont hear ashawo anymore. undecided
We hont hear escort anymore
We dont hear tear anymore
We dont hear *pay as u go* anymore

THE NEW WORD ON THE STREET IS hoooookup girl ...why??
RomanceRe: Please Help Me This Woman Has Refused To Pay Me My Money by MrCork: 1:59am On Aug 09, 2024
sunnymighty:
Police untop 5,500, are you sure he isn't going to spend thrice that amount pursuing the case.Abeg be serious grin
Bro...police is yor ftiend.....giv them N500 sir or show them siofra twerkin! (no oofence) angry
RomanceRe: What Is The Difference Between Prostitute, Olosho & Hookup Girls? by MrCork(op): 11:49pm On Aug 08, 2024
siofra:
I will place you in category 1...2...3...4..5..6..7..8 ishi
But why are u all ways stubbborn? We neeed mature respose only...not Gen-z response.

Becuzz i think u looklike 20% wifey material, i woukd say hoookup babe suit u.this is becuzz u spek ok english & u slightly educated...at least ubhave W.A.E.C o level & yor nigeria english is not too embarasssing..Is that fair? smiley
RomanceRe: Please Help Me This Woman Has Refused To Pay Me My Money by MrCork: 11:45pm On Aug 08, 2024
Balablue64:
I laboured for her finish but she transferred my money into the someone else's account.
I was hoping on that money to feed this night i swear.
I WORKED FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT PAST 8 PM.
Please someone should help me it's not a crime to be poor, abeg.
You cant report her to police?? undecided
RomanceRe: Please Help Me This Woman Has Refused To Pay Me My Money by MrCork: 11:20pm On Aug 08, 2024
Balablue64:
I worked for this woman finished and she refused to pay me.
Her excuse is that she mistakenly transferred the money into a wrong account now im stranded.
I cleaned and cleaned for her and after am done with the job time to pay me stories begin to rain.
Please guys this is her whatsapp number 07047974244 call her and ask her to pay me my 5500 naira.
she have currently stop responding to my WhatsApp chats and stopped picking my calls.
How wicked can people be while I'm here suffering body pains with hunger.
The police is yor friend...call them undecided
RomanceRe: Please Help Me This Woman Has Refused To Pay Me My Money by MrCork: 11:19pm On Aug 08, 2024
Balablue64:
I worked for this woman finished and she refused to pay me.
Her excuse is that she mistakenly transferred the money into a wrong account now im stranded.
I cleaned and cleaned for her and after am done with the job time to pay me stories begin to rain.
Please guys this is her whatsapp number 07047974244 call her and ask her to pay me my 5500 naira.
she have currently stop responding to my WhatsApp chats and stopped picking my calls.
How wicked can people be while I'm here suffering body pains with hunger.
angry
RomanceRe: What Is The Difference Between Prostitute, Olosho & Hookup Girls? by MrCork(op): 11:09pm On Aug 08, 2024
tnerro1:
The environment plays a huge part

Ashewo / prostitute on the streets
Hookup on line
Olosho in brothel
Escort in big fancy hotel
So wot group would u say Siofra is sir? She dosent beg for moiney..she only ask for moiney? smiley
RomanceRe: What Is The Difference Between Prostitute, Olosho & Hookup Girls? by MrCork(op): 11:07pm On Aug 08, 2024
siofra:
The difference is your mother, sister and wife wink
Helo. So based on yor history on nairaland..wot department woud u nomally categorize yor sef out of 1..2 or 3?
RomanceRe: I Am Back From Greece� by MrCork: 6:42pm On Aug 08, 2024
Testiebobo:
U never see me for a while now 🤌
I travelled to Greece since June😎
Am back!
With my threads😈😈😈
congrat! angry
RomanceRe: I Am Back From Greece� by MrCork: 6:41pm On Aug 08, 2024
Testiebobo:
U never see me for a while now 🤌
I travelled to Greece since June😎
Am back!
With my threads😈😈😈
angry
RomanceRe: Ok Am Ready To Pay 50k (cash)...give Away! by MrCork(op): 1:32pm On Aug 08, 2024
kelvinezeh55:
If you show us way
We are not lazy
Ok
Two types of business that will all ways generate money everyday:
1. Barber shop...people must cut hair
2. Hair dtessing...women must maintain there hair
R. Resturamt.....ballers must ball.

Suggestion:
Go & train how to become a barber....and in 6 months..open your own shop


All u lazzzzy youth want is quick moiney..u ddont wanto huzzzle angry
RomanceRe: What Is The Difference Between Prostitute, Olosho & Hookup Girls? by MrCork(op): 11:04am On Aug 08, 2024
Highorbit7O16:
What's the difference between Pepsi, Coca-Cola and Bigi cola?
BIG DIFFERENCE:

Coca-cola is swweter & more popular wink

Pepsi is mild & less popular smiley

Bigi cola - unknown. Never heard of it angry
RomanceRe: What Is The Difference Between Prostitute, Olosho & Hookup Girls? by MrCork(op):
TravlSagHoliday:
A prostitute is someone who engages in sex work for money. An olosho is a Nigerian slang term for women involved in sex work and can be derogatory. Hookup girls are those you meet for casual, often one-time sexual encounters, usually through dating apps or social settings.
Bros, this is confusing..dont they all collect moiney foe sexxc sir?
RomanceWhat Is The Difference Between Prostitute, Olosho & Hookup Girls? by MrCork(op): 9:53am On Aug 08, 2024
M.O.D....FRONT PAGE PLEASE

THIS THREAD IS FOR EDUCATION PURPOSE ONLY SIR!!


We are so confuse...are they all not the same?

MATURE RESPONSE PLEASE?



CC

Rocktation, farano, dominique Seun Osewa
RomanceRe: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by MrCork: 9:29am On Aug 08, 2024
onumadu:
You didn't even address the topic of the post. lol
You simply ignored the fact that a former virgin admitted to have slept with 15 men since she got married.
My post addressed that question, while yours simply went into the usual virgin-hunter illogical drivel that only makes sense to your type.

I'm here to warn men looking for wives to look for GOOD woman who may or may not be a virgin.
From your posts, you clearly lack real life experience.
The fallacy in your childish position leads men to land themselves in scenarios like the one in the original post here.
That woman's husband may have taken your advice and here we are.
Please focus on that post and address it.

To MEN (not kids), if you want to marry, look for a GOOD WOMAN, virgin or not.
No say I no warn you o.. cool
Psych412 definately not s wifey material...she sayin she sleeep wit 18 people on nairaland. Shame has catch her after we embarass am. She has stop posting on nairaland angry
RomanceRe: How Much For A Night In This Hotel Guess by MrCork: 9:22am On Aug 08, 2024
okoroemeka:
you are still thinking about Mouth Action when there is a 90% probability of losing your head and manhood in such place
Bro...u go in..get yor bloooowjob...u geraaaa out...Simple!!! angry
RomanceRe: Ok Am Ready To Pay 50k (cash)...give Away! by MrCork(op): 4:17am On Aug 08, 2024
Jackanda1:
You're doing give away in this hard times? Hmm
Hard times for lazzzzy people only
RomanceRe: Ok Am Ready To Pay 50k (cash)...give Away! by MrCork(op): 10:48pm On Aug 07, 2024
Jackanda1:
You're doing give away in this hard times? Hmm
Bro its had for u...not for me
YOU ARE A LAZZZZY YOUTH SIR!!(no oofencse) wink
RomanceRe: How Much For A Night In This Hotel Guess by MrCork: 10:23pm On Aug 07, 2024
wildwest22:
Wait, you can pay 2k for that place?
Yes, for short time bloooowjob sir wink

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