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Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday Get In Here And Wish Me Well (pics Attached) by MrCork: 5:11pm On Apr 22, 2017

marshborn:
I have several reasons to smile today....so please join me in celebrating. May God bless us all.

Romance › Re: Somebody HELP I Think My Fiancee Is Planning Something Dangerous Against Me!!!!! by MrCork: 5:10pm On Apr 22, 2017

manny4u:
We've actually dated for like 4years now and our traditional wedding is coming by November, she is the nicest girl and the love of my life, but her only shortcoming is that she nags alot.

But recently since we started planning for our TM i noticed she has suddenly changed to this warm and charming lady, unlike before where she quarrels about everything.

Last week Sunday i promise i was going to visit but Man United was playing against Chelsea so i decided to stay back and watch the match and did not turn up until monday evening, while i was thinking she was going to bring hell down on me she just smile and said 'i know you love football and i heard your team Man Utd won, congratulations dear'. I did not believe what my ears were hearing.

And today i did not call her all through, was very busy at work, she just called me now and said 'dear what happened today no call and no chat, i have really miss you'.

My people am so scared because am use to her nagging me it makes me able to predict her, but this new charming attitude is beyond me i dont understand her anymore.

I have ask her which movie or book she has been reading all she does is smile and tell me she loves me. she has become so romantic.
Am scared like hell

...is she lightskin? angry

Romance › Re: New On Nairaland by MrCork: 5:08pm On Apr 22, 2017

Debbiepaul:
hahahahaha Mr cork your name suites you ....you are such a dick.

...but why yu keep thinking about diiik..is that wot our comnnvassatiion is about? WOMEN! undecided

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Romance › Re: New On Nairaland by MrCork: 2:44pm On Apr 22, 2017

Debbiepaul:
do I look light skinned ...blind fellow

...but can't you bleach? embarassed

Romance › Re: New On Nairaland by MrCork: 2:42pm On Apr 22, 2017

Debbiepaul:
didn't know kids are allowed to use nairaland ...wonders shall never end

...Sweeny may I remind you am from London and you not have a shance with me....anyways are you lightskin? undecided

Crime › Re: Cleaner Steals $2600 From His Boss & Was Caught. See How He Shared The Money by MrCork: 2:08pm On Apr 22, 2017

dainformant:
A Nigerian cleaner identified as James who stole $2600 from his boss, was caught and paraded before journalists yesterday. According to Chukwudi Iwuchukwu, this is a break down of how he allegedly shared his loot.

He sent ₦5000 home to his mother in Aba.

His brother, ₦7000.

His wife, ₦35000.

His friend the washer man, $600.

His girlfriend, $1000..

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/cleaner-nabbed-after-stealing-2600-from.html

....ok he send Moiney to his wife, mother and girlfriend. ..is that's a crime??... you - home base people so dyammmm back ward! (No ofeeenrse) angry

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Romance › Re: New On Nairaland by MrCork: 2:02pm On Apr 22, 2017

Debbiepaul:
bad belle

..ok madam you win...plis can I enter?...at least can only the head enter for 5 second? lipsrsealed

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can One Get A Government Job Without Connection? by MrCork: 1:59pm On Apr 22, 2017

Audray:
I should come and refute ur claim s. like that will make any difference. The way you're carrying my matter for head show s how fanatical u are.How is my disbelief affecting ur life abeg? Bros please, Stay on your lane and gerrout of mine!

..we respect you had the only ' first niaraland lezssssbian but do you realised your - going to hell if you don't allow any man to mate with you? ...its a sin...are you light skin? undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by MrCork: 1:54pm On Apr 22, 2017

refiner:
We all are beautifully and fearfully made...we can do without make up right?...

Infact i don't apply make up...cos it instead makes u feel or look older than your age...

This thread is just to make those with low self exteem to feel confident and realize that they can do without make ups and look super dope!

So let's share our no make up photos...no dulling pls..

#NoMakeUpFreak!
#NotAshamed

Please..no insults...

...we do nt think yr lightskin(no ooofense) angry

Romance › Re: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by MrCork: 1:51pm On Apr 22, 2017

refiner:
We all are beautifully and fearfully made...we can do without make up right?...

Infact i don't apply make up...cos it instead makes u feel or look older than your age...

This thread is just to make those with low self exteem to feel confident and realize that they can do without make ups and look super dope!

So let's share our no make up photos...no dulling pls..

#NoMakeUpFreak!
#NotAshamed

Please..no insults...

Romance › Re: Can You Solve This? by MrCork: 1:49pm On Apr 22, 2017

Misypee:
I've been trying to solve it

..are you lightskin? angry

Romance › Re: Can You Solve This? by MrCork: 1:49pm On Apr 22, 2017

Misypee:
I've been trying to solve it

Romance › Re: New On Nairaland by MrCork: 1:47pm On Apr 22, 2017

Debbiepaul:
do I look light skinned ...blind fellow

^^^typically black woman wit attitudes. ...and then she complain she can't find man in nairaland...SMH!! undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul Reconciles Bisola & Thin Tall Tony As They Hug Each Other by MrCork: 1:45pm On Apr 22, 2017

ivyy:
No

...ahhh ok..so you say in I should pay yu first for your punnnnny before I get a shance to mate with u..
.correct?. Ok how much? undecided

Romance › Re: Do "Virgin Guys" Exist? by MrCork: 9:47am On Apr 22, 2017

Loyalblak007:
I have been hearing about "them" but am yet to come across one

and when i mean *virgin guys*... Can a guy actually be in a relationship and stay without sex for 6 months or more or probably not even having a thought of it at all?

Mr Cork <<<<< London virgin & hussssband material...and drives Range!(true story ) angry

Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul Reconciles Bisola & Thin Tall Tony As They Hug Each Other by MrCork: 9:43am On Apr 22, 2017

zicoraads:
Did you buy a new car?

...bri..am tryyyna get punnnny from Ivvy...but the Uganda chick tink she all that! undecided

Romance › Re: Opinion: Guys, Can You Cope With A Nagging Girlfriend/wife? by MrCork: 9:39am On Apr 22, 2017

luscioustrish:
That should keep her mouth busy cos I don't get why people nag

Romance › Re: New On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:38am On Apr 22, 2017

Debbiepaul:
hey everybody am new here just joined today hope am welcomed ..please no bad mouthing.all the warri boys area..

..are you lightskin? angry

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Romance › Re: New On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:37am On Apr 22, 2017

Debbiepaul:
hey everybody am new here just joined today hope am welcomed ..please no bad mouthing.all the warri boys area..

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Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul Reconciles Bisola & Thin Tall Tony As They Hug Each Other by MrCork: 9:34am On Apr 22, 2017

ivyy:
Goan sleep

...calm down sweet tatt..am from London an I drive bmw...- can I mate with you?

Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul Reconciles Bisola & Thin Tall Tony As They Hug Each Other by MrCork: 9:17pm On Apr 21, 2017

ivyy:
I resemble cow milk?

...but don't you wanto be drank?.. ok then madam ..how much? undecided

Celebrities › Re: ‘Linda Ikeji Is A Dangerous Snake’, Omojuwa Goes On The Offensive On Twitter by MrCork: 7:14pm On Apr 21, 2017

...where ellacute45 at?.. We need to mate! angry

Romance › Re: OMG!! See The Cutest Guy On NL ( All The Girls Wanna Go Gaga Because Of Him by MrCork: 11:09pm On Apr 19, 2017

yunqblex:
finest boy

Celebrities › Re: BBN Winner Efe Unfollows Instagram Followers by MrCork: 11:08pm On Apr 19, 2017

onstelly:
It's based on logistics
Make una free him

.can you shsnge your skin complexxxxsion to lightskin...dammit..we prefef lightskin female(no oofennse) undecided

Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul Reconciles Bisola & Thin Tall Tony As They Hug Each Other by MrCork: 11:04pm On Apr 19, 2017

ivyy:
Lol very daft.

....kaiii...plis can I drink you? tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Pictures You Can Relate With, If You Were Born Before The Indomie Generation by MrCork: 11:02pm On Apr 19, 2017

Hisduchess:
hahahahaha. used that box around 2007 2008 during my secondary school days. so you can do the calculation. so I no be small pikin

Events › Re: Igbo Groom's Squad In Native Attires (Photos) by MrCork: 10:15pm On Dec 28, 2016

ellacute45:
Stop editing my post

..call down paranoid one...if you happy to be Nazi racist..be happy..if you hate Nigerians as you said then hate Nigerians..stop tryyyna act innnnnosent on nairaland cozzzxx we expose you as a Nazi racist. STOP IT FOR GOD SAKE undecided

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Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 10:12pm On Dec 28, 2016

Fabulocity:
First you say I'm stressing you and then I shange color like you ask and now you say I'm stalking you... WOT DO U WANT FROM ME((no offeinse)

sexxxxxc...since it's wot you want wink

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Romance › Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 10:11pm On Dec 28, 2016

Fabulocity:
Who he? I don't wanna get banned

..you will not get bannned wink

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Events › Re: Igbo Groom's Squad In Native Attires (Photos) by MrCork: 10:10pm On Dec 28, 2016

..we dont dress like that hear in London...we do white weddddddding and we're expensive suit! (Real talk) angry

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Events › Re: Igbo Groom's Squad In Native Attires (Photos) by MrCork: 10:09pm On Dec 28, 2016

jesusson22:
This is dope...

http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/12/ever-seen-igbo-groom-squad-in-native.html?m=1

...anyways but why do they loooooklike cannibal....this is 2016......don't they sell suit there in Nigeria? ? ((((No ofense)) undecided

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