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RomanceRe: Pictures Of Nairalanders Having Fun Together by MrCork: 4:36am On Dec 28, 2016
ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=coral]goodnight MrLondon .bye- bye[/color]
angry
RomanceRe: Pictures Of Nairalanders Having Fun Together by MrCork: 3:55am On Dec 28, 2016
ILuvGummyBearz:
cheesy grin
did you say you wearrng thong? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: 5 Nigerian Female Celebrities We Love Their Tomboy Attitude by MrCork: 3:54am On Dec 28, 2016
rubbbbbbbish...
even ordnarrrry Ellacute45 from Nairaland fine pass them....an she lightskin
undecided
CelebritiesRe: They All Look Stupid In The Picture But Who Looks Better? by MrCork: 3:51am On Dec 28, 2016
oswaggiee:
Please be honest for once and say the truth?

https://www.gq234.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/CHICKEN.jpg



SOURCE - http://kleeqers.com/forum/entertainment/2958-they-all-look-stupid-in-the-picture-but-who-looks-better
how do they look look stupid?...
You never meet light skin women in your life? (No oofense)
angry
CelebritiesRe: See How Davidos Baby Mama Displays Boobs While With Davido & Baby [pics And Vid] by MrCork: 3:48am On Dec 28, 2016
9jacelebsvideos:
What Advise Can Be Given To This Sophia For This Attire.huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFEkL3ByuVo
^^^^very ugly thing...even ordnarrrrry Onstelly fine pass her(no oofense) undecided
RomanceRe: Pictures Of Nairalanders Having Fun Together by MrCork: 3:46am On Dec 28, 2016
vizkiz:
A Group of nairalanders met today at Ikeja shopping mall in Bheer hugz cafe to celebrate Christmas together.
In attendance was

Fynestboi (Mr nairaland 2016) www.nairaland.com/Fynestboi

adewumiopeyemi www.nairaland.com/adewumiopeyemi

3rdlegxxx www.nairaland.com/3rdlegxxx

Oyin (regular guest)

Rosieluv www.nairaland.com/Rosieluv

Princeakins www.nairaland.com/Princeakins

ItsQuinn www.nairaland.com/ItsQuinn

realestguy www.nairaland.com/realestguy

RoyalBlak007 www.nairaland.com/RoyalBlak007

vizkiz www.nairaland.com/vizkiz

pictures below cool
...hmmm..ok...were do I start? angry
RomanceRe: Pictures Of Nairalanders Having Fun Together by MrCork: 3:44am On Dec 28, 2016
vizkiz:
A Group of nairalanders met today at Ikeja shopping mall in Bheer hugz cafe to celebrate Christmas together.
In attendance was

Fynestboi (Mr nairaland 2016) www.nairaland.com/Fynestboi

adewumiopeyemi www.nairaland.com/adewumiopeyemi

3rdlegxxx www.nairaland.com/3rdlegxxx

Oyin (regular guest)

Rosieluv www.nairaland.com/Rosieluv

Princeakins www.nairaland.com/Princeakins

ItsQuinn www.nairaland.com/ItsQuinn

realestguy www.nairaland.com/realestguy

RoyalBlak007 www.nairaland.com/RoyalBlak007

vizkiz www.nairaland.com/vizkiz

pictures below cool
angry
RomanceRe: Share Your Reason For Being Single? by MrCork: 3:43am On Dec 28, 2016
ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=coral]ok. I want 2 go now. Bye [/color]
...hangon...wot you wearing? cheesy
RomanceRe: Share Your Reason For Being Single? by MrCork: 3:43am On Dec 28, 2016
ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=violet]go 2 sleep[/color]
.. wot you wearing? cheesy
RomanceRe: Finally Got A Girlfriend! by MrCork: 3:42am On Dec 28, 2016
dacblogger:
dnt mind the boy..
are you lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Insomnia? Stroll In by MrCork: 3:40am On Dec 28, 2016
JayIlych:
Can't sleep? Let's talk! cheesy
angry
RomanceRe: Share Your Reason For Being Single? by MrCork: 3:39am On Dec 28, 2016
ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=violet]go 2 sleep[/color]
...i cant..my *kondo* is hard! undecided
CelebritiesRe: See How Davidos Baby Mama Displays Boobs While With Davido & Baby [pics And Vid] by MrCork: 3:38am On Dec 28, 2016
2SWT:
It's her boobs na
let's See yours if you not a a Nazi racist like Ellacute45..show us(like now) smiley
RomanceRe: Share Your Reason For Being Single? by MrCork: 3:35am On Dec 28, 2016
ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=lightgreen]i dont know it will look right on uhuh? [/color]
...am a gentleman from Pekam London wit Moiney(cash). ..how much for 1 minutes? ..nammmmmit? cheesy
RomanceRe: Girlfriend by MrCork: 3:30am On Dec 28, 2016
chimalisco19:
I'm in need of girlfriend, I'm nineteen never been in a relationship before and quite shy..... Step up let's move to 2017 together.
...bro..try Onstelly...she a handsome Yoruba chick an she date anytin((REAL TALK)) wink
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Itohan, My Beauty Queen (she Is A Nairalander) by MrCork: 3:25am On Dec 28, 2016
olumide4785:
Happy birthday to the one and only love of my life, happy birthday to my lovely, most pretty and the woman i love. She is the only woman i know that never ages and always looks ravishing! Make una join me celebrate this beautiful damsel...... i love u
...how old is he? angry
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Itohan, My Beauty Queen (she Is A Nairalander) by MrCork: 3:24am On Dec 28, 2016
olumide4785:
Happy birthday to the one and only love of my life, happy birthday to my lovely, most pretty and the woman i love. She is the only woman i know that never ages and always looks ravishing! Make una join me celebrate this beautiful damsel...... i love u
angry
RomanceRe: ADULT ONLY => If You Found Yourself In This Situation What Will You Do? by MrCork: 10:05pm On Dec 27, 2016
Alhkerimu:
Mind your statement pls, the fact something is confusing me and i ask a question that doesn't permit you to insult me thank you sir.
...you cant find your own woman...abi?...you loookin for ready made....if you can't find a woman..pay for one! angry
RomanceRe: ADULT ONLY => If You Found Yourself In This Situation What Will You Do? by MrCork: 10:00pm On Dec 27, 2016
Alhkerimu:
Mind your statement pls, the fact something is confusing me and i ask a question that doesn't permit you to insult me thank you sir.
...son ..your common sense is not common an I meannnnnit in a nice Way...you falling love with a married woman an then ask us to help you becuzzzzz you depress??... ..YOU NEED HOSPITAL HELP!!!(no oofense) undecided
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About To Dump Me Due To My Small Penis, by MrCork: 9:35pm On Dec 27, 2016
sumesis30:
Pls help me out guys. There is this girl I've been dating for like a month now I really love her so much, she loves me as well but she complains of my very small dick when we had sex. She even went behind my back to purchase a drug that may enlarge my dick to her own satisfaction in which I appreciated her effort and sacrifice. One day like that I invited her to my office to discuss sth bothering me about the issue. I asked that "what if the drug she bought for me doesn't yield results, what will be our fate concerning the relationship. She began to cry, I was even trying to calm her down but all to no avail. She later walked away after the whole discussion Though, later that night we had a little chats on WhatsApp, just normal chats. But I discovered lately that she hasn't been committed since since I have brought that issue up. She didn't even care to ask how I have been using the drug she bought for me but she did all this before. I'm really worried now, I love this girl so much and I don't want to lose her but it seems she has lost faith in the drug she bought for me due to an hopeless statement I made about the drug. She has lessen her hope in our relationship and it seems our relationship is about to hit the rock. We planned to marry eachother but it seems our plan may not come to reality due to her own unseriousness towards me. Can I still convince her that the issue about the penis enlargement can still be fixed? I want to do anything to get her back. Pls help me to move this to front page.
..no need for front page...bro...was her nomba? wink
RomanceRe: Finally Got A Girlfriend! by MrCork: 9:33pm On Dec 27, 2016
Kenshinmunac:
Is she light skin? angry
..how much did she charge? smiley
RomanceRe: ADULT ONLY => If You Found Yourself In This Situation What Will You Do? by MrCork: 9:32pm On Dec 27, 2016
Alhkerimu:
I love a girl. She also loves me, but
she is committed. She says she can't
betray her boyfriend, but doesn't
want to leave me. What should I do?
love?...love girl in Nigeria? ... you have job?(no oofense ) undecided
RomanceRe: What Causes Depression?? by MrCork: 9:27pm On Dec 27, 2016
Leriebloom:
I really think i am depressed and i am more sad than happy.
I dont know what is going on. No one seems to make me happy, not even my boyfriend. I always wear this fake smile but deep within i am sad. Its getting annoying, really annoying.
How do i cheer myself up?
How do i let go of this ache i feel because its stopping me from doing so many things and i cant walk into a new year feeling like a mess.
..well..all you need to do is dream about Mr Cork *mating* wit his woman.. Ellacute45....it nomaly help! wink
RomanceRe: What Causes Depression?? by MrCork: 9:25pm On Dec 27, 2016
Leriebloom:
I really think i am depressed and i am more sad than happy.
I dont know what is going on. No one seems to make me happy, not even my boyfriend. I always wear this fake smile but deep within i am sad. Its getting annoying, really annoying.
How do i cheer myself up?
How do i let go of this ache i feel because its stopping me from doing so many things and i cant walk into a new year feeling like a mess.
angry
RomanceRe: Finally Got A Girlfriend! by MrCork: 9:24pm On Dec 27, 2016
Kenshinmunac:
Compliments of the season everyone

Straight to the koko

I was at oweri some days before the Xmas went to chill of out with my cousin bro at his crib in school, so that day we went out strolling in the evening so I had to go to the atm to recharge my line, so on getting there we met a small queue so I decided to join the queue, was getting late so suddenly a beautiful gorgeous pretty juicy Babe just came in, air was suddenly filled with her sexy perfume and she walked straight to the line and asked if I could help her withdraw as there was two guys before me to my turn I told her No I can't help you sorry.
In my mind I was like why me o, you they try me o, like that dbanj song lol
So she pleaded that she could give me money to buy recharge card from it if I help her that she wants to get things to eat before it's late and it's dangerous to move , I was like Hmmmm, okay, just be in my front.

So it got to my turn and I let her do her thing after wards she stood by the corner waiting for me to do mine, so I recharged and walked up to her she handed me 2k for card.

I say oboi (no be say u need the cash o but he come be like nollywoood for my eye) , I was perplexed instantly and like what forhuh? She said she is grateful I let her withdraw so she could beat time and go home early because where she live with her gf is pretty rough during Christmas, I say ok o no problem.

So she turned and was about living when I said "my name is kenny" and she replied "I'm monalisa" i said nice to meet you, she said cool, I say let me get your number, I would like to be friends she said no Prob.


Na so I collect am o,

Chatted her on whatsapp, she was cool, asked her if we could hang out the next day she said that she would be going home that she schools in oweri but lives in Delta. I was surprised! So she said

She's delta igbo.

Fast forward I asked her out on Christmas day and she agreed.

So yesterday we went to shop rite, had fun, she paid the bills for the first food stuffs we both and I paid the rest cause she was out of money and crowd was too much for her to use ATM.

We spend 6k, we both paid half. It was really fun!

We didn't take much pictures though, she didn't let me post them here lol, she is shy.

Anyway this my good news o.

The girl is real lovely and nice and she is beautiful and oh my god she is chubby, no fat P. As in chubby when make sense, nice caramel skin!

I thank God years of being single is over.! cry smiley
how much did you pay ? angry
RomanceRe: If Romancelanders Were High School Students by MrCork: 12:50pm On Dec 27, 2016
sweetjude:
refiner cheesy the orobo for class

ginaz kiss crushing on judeefcc from distance

traphedges cool timberland with school uniform

mhisbliss cheesy girl with sharp mouth wen nobody send

aderola15 kiss friendly with everybody but wont date any

laveda cheesy madam biz for class

mrcock cool olodo
...son...if yorrrr head is not corrrrrect in 2014..2015..2016.an 2017....i will personally invite you to my church!..eddddddiot boy!! (No oofense) angry
RomanceRe: If Romancelanders Were High School Students by MrCork: 12:30pm On Dec 27, 2016
sweetjude:
refiner cheesy the orobo for class

ginaz kiss crushing on judeefcc from distance

traphedges cool timberland with school uniform

mhisbliss cheesy girl with sharp mouth wen nobody send

aderola15 kiss friendly with everybody but wont date any

laveda cheesy madam biz for class

mrcock cool olodo
angry
RomanceRe: If Romancelanders Were High School Students by MrCork: 12:30pm On Dec 27, 2016
Hisduchess:
hahahahaha @ mrcork olodo
angry
RomanceRe: Naija Girls Sucks When It Comes To Chat by MrCork: 5:14am On Dec 27, 2016
checkpoint:
read the post well na, I don't know what you are talking about
...bro don't worrrrrry...Nigerian women will come to you only when u have Mooney....Mooney is all they want!! smiley
RomanceRe: Unclad MAD Woman Roaming Banana Island (GRAPHIC pics) by MrCork: 5:10am On Dec 27, 2016
ahahnow:
Can you see? You see your life? You just love drama. I have exposed the perverted minds of Nigerians. This is the one you want to read, but have you read your bible today? Disgrace. Then after we will be judging Kenya mschewwwwww angry angry angry angry angry
angry
RomanceRe: Naija Girls Sucks When It Comes To Chat by MrCork: 5:09am On Dec 27, 2016
checkpoint:
read the post well na, I don't know what you are talking about
..I did bro....so you say in all Nigerian women are lesssssssbian cozzzzzzz they ignore you durrrrin chat online...correct?..
. Bro you realise you can catch bettttter women from yahoolonelyhearts.com ?..THANK ME LATER.
wink
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Can You Date A Babe Or A Guy That Is One Eyed by MrCork: 5:04am On Dec 27, 2016
Cbagz:
As for me yeah she's human


so whatyasay people
...bro...hav you seen her eye? Ellacute45?....tellllllher to show u embarassed

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