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RomanceRe: Will You Call This Rape? by MrCork: 1:54pm On Apr 24, 2017
okrote4real:
A guy narrates his ordeal in the hands of a girl who seduced him into sex but later raised the alarm for rape. Read his story.

Source:http://okrote..com/2017/04/can-you-call-this-rape.html
...ok..so yu rape yore neighbours an you ask in US if it's rape..correct? ...you need help!! (No ooofense) angry
RomanceRe: How To Avoid Gay People. .. by MrCork(op): 7:18pm On Apr 23, 2017
[color=#00cccc] True......true, it's cultural for Black women to know how to cook and cook well
but as you know,you can pick and choose which part of yer culture you will ascribe to.

And in this our modern times, women have moved from the kitchen into the work place
Its past time for the man to help out around the house

And you don't need 2 cooks in the kitchen If you understand what I mean grin
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angry
RomanceRe: Our So Called Slay Mama's by MrCork: 12:19pm On Apr 23, 2017
Queenbeee:
She'll give birth to email cheesy.
..*fart* on borrrin thread...twice! (No ofeense) angry
RomanceRe: Sexy: Nigerian Lady Causes Stir After Trying To Recreate "Garden Of Eden"- Photo by MrCork: 10:57am On Apr 23, 2017
Freeman50:
This lady decided to go unclad in order to show her "sexiness" while posing for pictures -covering her sensitive parts with just a leaf..Some netizens have blasted her for such 'end time' photo-shoot while others are hailing her for being "natural". ..
...WHA THA F0K??..my nigggga..fine naaaaked woman stand I n front of you but in stead. .you arguuuuing about leaf....we give up!! undecided
RomanceRe: Sexy: Nigerian Lady Causes Stir After Trying To Recreate "Garden Of Eden"- Photo by MrCork: 10:52am On Apr 23, 2017
Freeman50:
This lady decided to go unclad in order to show her "sexiness" while posing for pictures -covering her sensitive parts with just a leaf..Some netizens have blasted her for such 'end time' photo-shoot while others are hailing her for being "natural". ..
angry
RomanceRe: OMG ... Meet Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland.. by MrCork: 4:37am On Apr 23, 2017
okpakovicky:
OMG..Meet most beautiful girl on nairaland ..*winks**
...were do I start? angry
RomanceRe: OMG ... Meet Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland.. by MrCork: 4:36am On Apr 23, 2017
okpakovicky:
OMG..Meet most beautiful girl on nairaland ..*winks**
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Only 18+: Be Sincere And Tell Us Which Number Are You (pix) by MrCork: 4:35am On Apr 23, 2017
ladiesmirror:
There are four categories of Ladies. Based on Logistics.... Which category do you belong to..
angry
RomanceRe: I Pity Ladies Engaging In Anal Sex by MrCork: 10:30pm On Apr 22, 2017
Lashort:
Yeah! Lol I get it, he actually thinks he's funny

Nuisance
..you commmto nairaland claimmming you like annnnallsexc((read yor last post) an then when we try to corrrrrect you...you commmup wit attitude like shinnnpanzi.....0000 GROW UP MADAM(no oofennse). undecided
RomanceRe: I Pity Ladies Engaging In Anal Sex by MrCork: 9:52pm On Apr 22, 2017
Lashort:
(Yawn)
...sweet tatt do you realise you taking to a Londoner wit Moiney an I can have you when I want...MOINEY TALKS!! undecided
FamilyRe: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by MrCork: 8:37pm On Apr 22, 2017
xynerise:
Past experiences can be one of the greatest stories to share and even start an interesting conversation with your friends and lovers. No wonder the best comedians today are the ones who use their past/real life experiences to tell jokes.

Your past experiences could be months, year or decades ago. It all depends on how it taught you a lesson or how it made you laugh out loud or smile each time it flashes on your head.

For me, most of my funny experiences happened as a kid. I could remember when boys act like sissies and girls act like machos. Thanks to puberty that corrected the error grin

I could remember how I was bullied by a girl embarassed....Calm down, she doesn't look like a girl.

I was about 11 and she was 12. This girl looks masculine. No breasts at all. She has yam legs and huge biceps. -:\

There was a day I decided to act the man I am and face my fears(as my dad always would advised). I met her and challenged her to a fight. I didn't know I made the biggest mistake of my life embarassed.


In the afternoon, others came out and they formed a circle and we were both in the circle like a brawl grin.

Before I could say Jack Robinson, I was lifted high above my enemies and my legs were just swinging like a pendulum. The only thing I could say was "you no go drop me now? Drop me 1..2...3...4". That only got her angrier and the next thing, I was given a De'rica of sand in my mouth.

Well, I fought a good fight though. E no easy to survive such fight. undecided.


Each time I have that flashback, I just smile sheepishly.

The girl is a mother of 5 now grin


Share yours...
angry
RomanceRe: I Pity Ladies Engaging In Anal Sex by MrCork: 8:35pm On Apr 22, 2017
Lashort:
I would be ashamed of myself if I was living in London and I was typing the kind of English that you're typing. You prolly went there by a boat now you think you're slick

Useless
...calm down sweets tatt..if you combine all yur 10 boyfriend salarys...they cannot aford my bmw...no shance on earth. ....have you beeento London?..I Ronnt tink so (no oofeense) !! undecided
RomanceRe: Having Sex On First Date, Does It Make A Lady Look Cheap? by MrCork: 8:23pm On Apr 22, 2017
KentoBility:
Hi Nairalanders, Lets talk about this everyday important question.

I’ve been wondering, most women have this NO SEX ON FIRST DATE motto like it’s the only criteria to know a good girl or good house wife material. They say it gives the guy the impression that you’re too cheap and he would definitely dump you easy – You agree to this?

To me, it’s not true. You can play the hard-to-get for a year and still get abandoned. So, ladies, allow your mood determine for you. If you have to bang that guy, bang him! And who knows, it might result to true love and marriage. Or what do you think, guys?

Share your views and let us know what you think about this?
...it makes her a tear thou! (No ofennse) undecided
RomanceRe: Meet The Two Hottest Guys On Nairaland by MrCork: 8:19pm On Apr 22, 2017
Famouson:
I'm the fair guy... The other dark guy is my friend.... It's not easy to be hot... And girls please don't disturb me with DM ş
Can follow us on Instagram @official_lazyboys to see more hot pictures
..is he your boyfriend? (No Ofeeense) angry
RomanceRe: To All Those Naija Girls Acting All Stupid To Their Man Because Beyonce Ask Them by MrCork: 8:16pm On Apr 22, 2017
Bumbae1:
Evening cheesy
- ^^^kaiiii..see Nyansh...I will definitelly pour inside..no kondon! tongue
RomanceRe: I Pity Ladies Engaging In Anal Sex by MrCork: 8:13pm On Apr 22, 2017
Lashort:
Stop calling me your sweetheart cause I'm not your sweetheart. I didn't say I like that (wtf) That person Misquoted me, he actually changed my post.....
..sweet tatt..plis calm down & stop lying. We read your post & your clearly say you like annnalsexxc..it's ok. ..tell they truth & you stand a shance dating London guy like me!..STOP LYING! .. undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies If You Cannot Do This, You Are Not A Wife Material. by MrCork: 8:01pm On Apr 22, 2017
Fmartin:
ladies if you cannot prepare soup with #250 , you are not a wife material... grin

#MYOPINION smiley
....soup??... bro your mates are askin for punnnnnny..you are looking for soup. We Guv up undecided
RomanceRe: I Pity Ladies Engaging In Anal Sex by MrCork: 7:56pm On Apr 22, 2017
Lashort:
when did I ever say I prefer that ?

Mxm

Sick minded people
..calm down sweeettat..read yur last post...you said yu like annnalsecxx and that that boy should not ask you dumb question..be proud ..you like it undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-Power Tablet Collection: How To Upload Passports, ID In Your NPVN Portal by MrCork: 7:43pm On Apr 22, 2017
Hisduchess:
download camscanner from play store and use it
angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by MrCork(op): 7:11pm On Apr 22, 2017
Fabulocity:
I've shange color now to lightskin yellow smiley((real talk))
^^^^this one definitely dakskin (no ofennse) undecided
FamilyRe: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by MrCork: 7:03pm On Apr 22, 2017
Loyalblak007:
I USED TO THINK;


-whistling at night calls snakes.

-Eating while standing gives you "yam leg".

-Black cats are witches

add yours grin
..ok soi you sayin cat is a which. .correct?....wot as which gots to do with romance section and how does this help us chase women ? undecided
FamilyRe: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by MrCork: 7:00pm On Apr 22, 2017
Loyalblak007:
I USED TO THINK;


-whistling at night calls snakes.

-Eating while standing gives you "yam leg".

-Black cats are witches

add yours grin
angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur: FA Cup (4 - 2) On 22nd April 2017 by MrCork: 6:58pm On Apr 22, 2017
..by the way..am meeting up with Victor Moses later on wit some friend and we going clubbing at Chelsea harbour smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur: FA Cup (4 - 2) On 22nd April 2017 by MrCork: 6:52pm On Apr 22, 2017
..CHELSEA 3 - TOTENHAM 2...gadddemi! ! (No oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Black Beauties, You Are Beautiful! by MrCork: 6:31pm On Apr 22, 2017
lovelygurl:
Looooool grin

Higher I.Q?! Jeez that was funny as hell. You are trying so hard to prove yourself and you aren't making any sense. It's getting more and more hilarious because you think you are smart but you don't realise you are embarrassing yourself grin


Besides the Germans I see everyday don't have a low hair cut huh
...how? undecided
RomanceRe: Black Beauties, You Are Beautiful! by MrCork: 6:30pm On Apr 22, 2017
lovelygurl:
Ok, so I saw a thread here on Nairaland, claiming dark skinned ladies are not feeling beautiful anymore. I don't really blame them to be honest because all what the media shows us are fair skinned ladies and perfectly bleached ones. Imagine growing up as a dark skinned teen and the people you admire (Singers, actresses etc) are all fair. Every song that comes out is about fair skinned ladies. Your own beauty as gone unnoticed. But hold on before you bleach that chocolate skin know thexactly dangers of skin bleaching:

Dark grey spots, skin cancer, acne, swelling of the skin, thinning of the skin, cataracts, setting down of fat on face, chest, upper back and stomach, increase in appetite and weight gain, osteoporosis, neurological and kidney damage due to high level of mercury used in the creams, psychiatric disorders, severe birth defects, asthma and liver damage

Besides why bleach anyway. Dr. Yosef Ben-Jochannan once said Dipped in chocolate, Bronzed in elegance, enameled with grace, toasted with beauty, my Lord she is a black woman!

That man definitely knew what he was saying because
Black is indeed beautiful!
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OK, before some people start an E-war here. I am not saying fair skinned ladies are not beautiful. Jeez, I am 1 myself but being dark skinned does not make you ugly. Being beautiful has nothing to do with skin color and instead of bleaching, you should just take good care of your skin and you will get that glow. We all have our preferences. I don't care which kind of girl, you like but saying someone is ugly because she is dark skinned is WRONG! Pushing them to bleach their skin is WRONG! Ignoring their beauty is WRONG!

Check this out
angry
RomanceRe: I Pity Ladies Engaging In Anal Sex by MrCork: 6:20pm On Apr 22, 2017
Lashort:
I'm 15, so go away with your nonsense

Ughhhhh
..Sweerry ignore that little boy mennnn..let's talk. ..so why yu prefer annnalsexc?- smiley
RomanceRe: I Pity Ladies Engaging In Anal Sex by MrCork: 6:17pm On Apr 22, 2017
TMTR:
Come on, like seriously your vaginal has already been drilled, why then allow your asshole to also be drilled. It doesn't make sense to me, only if you females know the risks involved in anal sex, you won't think of it in fact the thought of it disgusts me.. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
With the rate at which ladies now engage in anal sex, I think we will soon have a generation of adults using diaperstongue

To the ladies if your guy ask for anal sex, tell him to go deep his dick inside the toilet because I honestly don't see the difference..

And to the guys, I know most of you(except you gay) won't like your ass to be drilled why drill someone' own...

Say no to anal sex, the asshole is meant for passing out shit not for sexual activities (sticking in your dicks) that's what the vaginal is there for and be contended with it.


#saynotoanalsex
...0ga.. go an sit down some were johhhh....annnasex is great and black women lovvvvit(no ofeeense) angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur: FA Cup (4 - 2) On 22nd April 2017 by MrCork: 5:38pm On Apr 22, 2017
..SCORES is 1 - 1 gademmit...am in Wembley stadium right now.(no oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: Help!! My Neighbour's 15years Old Daughter Is Obsessed With Me!! by MrCork: 5:25pm On Apr 22, 2017
Passy089:
undecided undecided undecided
Guys Please help a brother out....I'm having serious problems controlling this girl, it all started because I often go their flat to watch football because I'm friends with her much older daddy,she's always starring at me, it got to the point of her always complimenting how handsome I am and how lucky the girl that will marry me will be ..I usually laugh it off as unserious childish talk from her ,until she showed me stack of my pictures she has been taking with her camera phone without my knowledge,even sneaked inside my apartment and trying to help with my house chores but I refused and insisted she leave immediately, she rushed hugged me very tight and ran to their flat.

Please I don't want to be seen as a bad friend neither do I want people to start seeing me as a child abuser .
Should I tell her parents? would they understand me? a friend said I shouldn't tell them because I'll end up being accused of same thing I'm avoiding .I'm confused.w
STORY. .is she lightskin? angry
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Obafemi Awolowo University Aspirant by MrCork: 5:18pm On Apr 22, 2017
Prinselvic:
Thanks so.much
angry
RomanceRe: Meet The Two Hottest Guys On Nairaland by MrCork: 5:15pm On Apr 22, 2017
Famouson:
I'm the fair guy... The other dark guy is my friend.... It's not easy to be hot... And girls please don't disturb me with DM ş
Can follow us on Instagram @official_lazyboys to see more hot pictures
.how?...one loooooklike mosssskito*..the other loooooklike *stick* (no ooofennnse) angry

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