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JESUSBOIY:
Any time i wanna take my bath , i feel am been watched

some thing tells me some one is staring at my prick. ...i will cover my pxnis with my hand and look around many times to check if some one is trully there... Sometimes i even cover my ass too




......please help,i havn't taken my bath since morning, cos i feel like someone will just drag or stranggle my pxnis....

vicfuntop:
U must be really jobless to be replying me early. U better go back to ur washing of dishes. Idiot

Bluehawk:
haha..cork..dis one u dey vex like dis... Gay don molest u before?

vicfuntop:
Dnt flatter yourself

JESUSBOIY:
as far as i am concerned you are very insignificant on this forum,....so i will just ignore you

JESUSBOIY:
who so ever released you from nairaland prison should be flogged....... , you are a useless trouble maker!

thecatch:
Popular Ugandan Comedian by name Amooti while performing at a club Amnesia in Kampala last week, called an almost n,a ked lady on stage and offered her a roll in the hay that night as the crowd watched.According to Eyewitnesses, Amooti was performing his jokes and one involved sleeping on top of a woman. The unclad lady was identified as Susan Taaka apparently is not the first time Amooti is doing such crazy things. See the crazy photos below

Esdb3:
Wizkid and arrogance.

dachuchi7:
No,don't be silly. If you have some knowledge about something that would benefit the public then share it. A candle lose nothing when it lights up another.

wins18:

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Make una no vex abeg,
Pls How can I create a Topic on nairaland, A don try the thing tire E no gree me.
pls help a brother, I was new here. Thank u so much for your understanding.

dachuchi7:
No and I am not yet married. Just to chip in some advices to the marrieds due to my knowledge from different sources.

sexymoma:
I see!!

dachuchi7:
Okay,we should trust our spouses with our very breath but when it comes to their weaknesses,you shouldn't trust them one bit,doing so is at your own peril. Here is what I mean!

People struggle in the area of their weakness,to trust them in this area is to invite marital disaster.

Take for instances,If your wife is a spendthrift who buys on impulse and has no single savings to her name,you can't trust her with the family finance.

If your husband has issues with self control,you can't trust him with women. You will do well to keep a distance between him and your sisters,your friends and the house maid.

You are not being neurotic,you are simply using your God-given common sense.

sexymoma:
Is yours normal either

lilyqueen:
Repentance is not simply about praying and
saying to the Lord, “I’m sorry,” it is a change in
ones heart, mind and lifestyle. Accepting Jesus
into one's life includes accepting His Lordship
and all that comes with that. Repentance is
turning away from the old life and welcoming
Jesus’ new life in. It begins with prayer, but
continues with daily action – choosing to put
God’s will first and foremost in one's life.


In Mathew 7:16, Jesus said that you "shall know
them by their fruits" - the fruit of repentance
is a changed life. We cannot say that we have
repented and then go back to our old life again
and live exactly the same way.


Put simply, repentance is direct change in our
lives. When we have changed to live for God
and put away our sin, then others can witness
our repentance in action.

ucheokpara100:
I was a womanizer but last year i was arrested and i stayed 5 months behind bar, since then till now i swear i dont have feeling for any woman again, i have also chased all my girl friends away. someone please tell me if this is normal or something.

JESUSBOIY:
am not gay. Sir .....and this thread is not your concern!

liesDictator:
# Tag top 5 most beautiful girls on Nl

#Tag top five wife materials girls on Nl

#Tag top five bitches on Nl

#Tag top five decent girls on Nl

#Tag top five girls you would like to fvck!


just for fun....

JESUSBOIY:
Hello nairalanders, there is one boy in my compound who keeps looking at my Bum

Am getting freaked out already...
Any time we are walking on the same street, he will slow down immediately, so i can walk pass and the next thing is to start looking at my flat ass and smiling foolishly..

ah mean wtf



this is getting out of hand, please advice

vicfuntop:
U too chill with ur arrogance

STFUareyouG0d:


Where's Layla?

MissHatey:
lol.

Mrcork is poor
Anybody that 'mistakenly' taste garri lyk he just did is BROKE

I love guys that drinks garri

MissHatey:
No! I cant

I'm a fan of rich guys not broke mrcork

MissHatey:
No! I cant

I'm a fan of rich guys not broke mrcork

Nduxx:
Who else agrees with me ?

ellacute45:
You are not funny at all
Now fvck off!!

MissHatey:
SMH

*Watching* on *Radio*
Cork, are you okay at all