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Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 10:14pm On Aug 13, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
honestly, you're obsessed with Mrcork


Go visit him in 'pekam' already
...visit who?...if Ellacute45 near me anywhere in London..ehh....i will get her azzz deported back to Zimbabwe!!((TRUE STORY)) angry


angry
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 10:03pm On Aug 13, 2016
ellacute45:
How old are you undecided
. [size=40pt]. . OK..I WILL NO LONGER PHUCK U.....THATS YOR PUNNNNIHMENT FOR 2016 AND 2017!!!![/size] angry
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 10:00pm On Aug 13, 2016
HateU2:
So undecided
Ban us nah corkhead undecided
..ok..yor ban on the way for sexxxualy harrrasin me..GET READY angry
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Being Caught Watching Pornography By Your Parent? by MrCork: 9:24pm On Aug 13, 2016
7million times! wink
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 9:21pm On Aug 13, 2016
ellacute45:
With a small boy young enough to be my lil brother undecided
..AND I AINT NO SMALL BOY angry
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 9:20pm On Aug 13, 2016
ellacute45:
With a small boy young enough to be my lil brother undecided
..dont worry..when u feel my 17inches loong Kondo down yor throat...u will understand y they call me *the king Kondo of London pekam*(((TRUE STORY)) cheesy
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 9:18pm On Aug 13, 2016
JerryGonzalez:
I won't lie about it cos I won't say..juss farget it..

I hope u are PLEASURABLYYY well today?
..bro which year will u get the message instead goin round & round KingCheezyPuff like helicapter...KingCheezyPuff wanna Kondo u..Go for it! smiley
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 9:15pm On Aug 13, 2016
ellacute45:
[size=40pt]GTFOH[/size] angry
..u can help it..u love me!! wink
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 9:09pm On Aug 13, 2016
ellacute45:
You should ask yourself that question.
Ewu undecided
..u no u wanna phuck me..dont lie..i suggest u be nice to me or else...

[color=#000099] [size=40pt]. YOU AINT GETTIN NONE!! [/size]
angry


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Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 9:06pm On Aug 13, 2016
ellacute45:
Pics or huh
..well am glad u love the picture of my 17inches loooong *kondo-.

...u hava good taste!!
wink
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 9:03pm On Aug 13, 2016
ellacute45:
Pics or huh
..so u want me to send u pictures of my 17inches looong big prrrick.....abi?...is big prrrricks all u tink about? undecided
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 7:23pm On Aug 13, 2016
ellacute45:
[size=35pt]STOP DECEIVING YOURSELF... SMALL BOY [/size] angry
...who u callin small boy?..do u relice my Kondo is 17inches looong? ..GOAT!! undecided
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 7:10pm On Aug 13, 2016
MissHatey:
yes Ella. Hes cork cheesy
angry
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 7:08pm On Aug 13, 2016
ellacute45:
undecided undecided


Mrcork tongue
[size=30pt] WHAT!!!!![/size] angry
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 7:06pm On Aug 13, 2016
JerryGonzalez:
I knew it broo

u phuck ellacute45 and I phuck audray this night then we exchange the nexxx morning!
.....old story......bro i already phuck ellacute45 in feburary....shes 5"4! undecided
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 6:46pm On Aug 13, 2016
JerryGonzalez:
good..corkhead is finally around grin Ellacute45 AF u heard huh now stop getting confused and mate with corkhead to relieve u of stress!

u see he called me a living *THONG grin grin I told u mrcork can never be alright and that's a compliment believe me smiley
..sup bro..Audray wannna phuck u...truss me..she no u ain't me and she clearly tryina tell u somtin...she wan phuck! wink
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 6:44pm On Aug 13, 2016
Audray:
Until I see you and Cork viewing at the SAME TIME will I bliv that u ain't him.But 'till then;YOU ARE HE!!!
..hangon..nairaland favourite lessbian...i beg...dont confuse me wita ghanian..I am a London American Nigeria..jerryGoDZilla is a Ghanaian Nigerian..i am not he..gademmmit!

...anyways u owe me punnny thou
angry
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 6:41pm On Aug 13, 2016
IamNawty:
Happy weekend everyone . Happy weekend bestie hateu2 love u kiss
Copied and edited shaa.

Been a victim of this kind of love where in the end,the things you thought he liked and you DID GLADLY,were the same things that disqualified you?

This guys will want you to smoke shisha with dem, smoke MJ, smoke weed, grass etc. tell u they like 'sharp girls' , take codeine and party hard, only to leave u at the end and marry a decent girl.. And keep u as one of his concubines. They end up saying NO GUY WANT A JUNKIE TO RAISE UP HIS CHILD and they made u so..



Heard a story about a lady dt use to leave school to go spend weekends with her boyfriend ...One day a loud cry was heard from that house and in the morning she told someone it was anal and the guy had told her if she loved him enough to marry him then she should give him what he wants,they were engaged.....and they continued...That man dug a hole in every part of her body but when he was ready to marry he went to the Church to pick .

he allegedly told the ex that Marrying her would mean still living with the old life he was walking away from..that he needed a wife figure....She almost killed herself but he married the Church girl and they have three kids now.

What do guys rilli want?
Hi lalasticlala
^^^^MOD keep bannnnin this CRACKHEADS (HateU2 and IanNawty) but they keep changing thee dumb names thinkin we wunt catch them! undecided
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 6:37pm On Aug 13, 2016
ellacute45:
Mrcork you don't need to prove anything

Funny how MrCork is always offline when you are online

If you go offline now he comes online so my point is you are MrCork smiley
...sweery I told u last year & I will tell u again this year..yor German head is not correct.why on earth will u be mixin me up wit a livin thong called jerry Godzilla....edddddiot girl!!(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 3:37pm On Aug 13, 2016
ellacute45:
you have switched to your main account..
Now GTFOH undecided smiley
..excuse me?..i only hav one account...why on earth do I need other accout for?.. I will never do that undecided
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 3:35pm On Aug 13, 2016
JerryGonzalez:
I don't want to mate with you grin

That's Mrcork's job grin

For real am not corkhead huh
..yea..i wanna phuck KingCheezyPuff,Audray and Ellacite45 but the silly things keep actin like they all that...i will mate wot Ellacute45 thou wink
Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by MrCork: 3:32pm On Aug 13, 2016
ellacute45:
kiss kiss how are you doing dear?
...am fine thanks...if I pay u and KingCheezyPuff £30 each....can I hav 3some wit both of u and we mate affta? wink
Romance › Re: Happy Bday To Me!!! by MrCork: 3:27pm On Aug 13, 2016
Ebuka2016:
e pain u she did not mention ur nameundecided
ugly girls like curvysola is yor type..abi?...u muss be really local wit no taste!!(no ofernse) undecided
Romance › Re: Happy Bday To Me!!! by MrCork: 2:02pm On Aug 13, 2016
curvysola:
Today is my bday grin grin want to say thanks to God and my family kiss kiss

thanks to 2BB4CB3E you have been a friend kiss
thanks to Ebuka2016 you always make me smile with your words kiss
thanks to thesuave10 kung fu master cheesy
thanks to corrupt iLegend tongue cheesy
May God bless you guys for being there for me kiss kiss
...u finet? undecided
Romance › Re: Happy Bday To Me!!! by MrCork: 1:59pm On Aug 13, 2016
curvysola:
Today is my bday grin grin want to say thanks to God and my family kiss kiss

thanks to 2BB4CB3E you have been a friend kiss
thanks to Ebuka2016 you always make me smile with your words kiss
thanks to thesuave10 kung fu master cheesy
thanks to corrupt iLegend tongue cheesy
May God bless you guys for being there for me kiss kiss
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies,can U Date Guy That Drink Garri? by MrCork(op): 9:22pm On Aug 12, 2016
Berlyn:
lolz you wasting ur time on mrcork undecided
..u this calabar house girl...wot do u want from me?...to phuck me,u don't wanna phuck me...to gimme punny,u don't wanna gimme punny...even ordnaaary kiss sef,u dyammm stingy...WOT DO U WANT FROM ME?? undecided
Romance › Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by MrCork: 8:37pm On Aug 12, 2016
Bluehawk:
either a gay person molested you or you don high from hausa weed..
..the good news thou...we shall be gettin rid of u faggggggggots on nairaland...like it or nut! angry
Romance › Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by MrCork: 7:56pm On Aug 12, 2016
Bluehawk:
mehn..ure a very angry person..em don open up nii
^^^^another fagggot panickin...be afraid...we gonnnna get rid of u fagggggggggots from nairaland..FIND YOR OWN GAY WEBSITE...fagggggots!!(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by MrCork: 7:43pm On Aug 12, 2016
Bluehawk:
haha dude u be police?. Tho i saw him commenting as a girl on another thread..jesus boi..ur a suspect o
..we already settin traps for ffaggggots like him on nairaland so we can display them on you tube..broken! angry
Romance › Re: Why Do You Hate Gay People So Much? by MrCork: 7:38pm On Aug 12, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
Mrcork and his goons were ranting ,threatening and calling them names.............do you want them to kill themselves? Huh? Why ? The hate is just too much ! cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry crycry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cryl


am gay tho undecided
^^^^THE FAGGGGGOT ONLY CREATE GAY RELATED THREADS...FAGGGGGGGGGGGOT!! angry


Cc Bluehawk
Romance › Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by MrCork: 7:34pm On Aug 12, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
Any time i wanna take my bath , i feel am been watched huh

some thing tells me some one is staring at my prick.crycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycry ...i will cover my pxnis with my hand and look around many times to check if some one is trully there... Sometimes i even cover my ass too crycrycrycrycry




......please help,i havn't taken my bath since morning, cos i feel like someone will just drag or stranggle my pxnis....crycrycrycry
^^^^^ANOTHER GAY RELATED THREAD.....THIS FAGGGGGGGGGGGGOT IS A FAGGGGGGGGGGGGHGIT!!(((ooficial)) angry

Cc Bluehawk
Romance › Re: Ladies,can U Date Guy That Drink Garri? by MrCork(op): 7:31pm On Aug 12, 2016
vicfuntop:
U must be really jobless to be replying me early. U better go back to ur washing of dishes. Idiot
..son...guys like u r born to suffer....am in London..u ain't!!(no oofense) angry

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