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Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Wrong With People?!(late Nite Rant) by MrCork: 8:09pm On Aug 11, 2016
ellacute45:
stop harassing people you fool(no offence ) undecided
..r u watching the Olympic on radio? smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Wrong With People?!(late Nite Rant) by MrCork: 7:18pm On Aug 11, 2016
ellacute45:
Stop being a fool undecided
Jobless old man
..will u come to London? smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Wrong With People?!(late Nite Rant) by MrCork: 7:15pm On Aug 11, 2016
ellacute45:
Stop being a fool undecided
Jobless old man
.u make it sound like its ilegal to mate wit u...dont u wanna make moiney? £30?....cash?..every female want moiney..GROW UP angry
RomanceRe: Am in love with you mhiztee15 :-* by MrCork: 7:12pm On Aug 11, 2016
mhiztee15:
Really good for you
...and since u ask, yes am a plaYA and yes I sleep wit 17females on nairaland so far and yes I hav moiney...i hope u don't have future plans to mate wit me thou wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Wrong With People?!(late Nite Rant) by MrCork: 7:06pm On Aug 11, 2016
ellacute45:
stop harassing people you fool(no offence ) undecided
.. I want to help Audray stop becomin a lessssbian so she stops fooolin her sef and I will love to mate wit u....how can u call that harrrasment?? Eddddioit girl undecided
RomanceRe: Am in love with you mhiztee15 :-* by MrCork: 6:57pm On Aug 11, 2016
mhiztee15:
tongue
..anyways since u ask..did I mention am from London pekam and I drive £28.000(cash) Range rover spot wit £2000(cash) alloy wills!! smiley
RomanceRe: Am in love with you mhiztee15 :-* by MrCork: 6:46pm On Aug 11, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
i can't stop looking at her profile kiss you are a blessing to this forum and nigeria as awhole, i anticipate looking at your profile like bank alert kiss
...son u need eye drop!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Am in love with you mhiztee15 :-* by MrCork: 6:44pm On Aug 11, 2016
mhiztee15:
Who is mrcork?? undecided
..see yor face like donkeys nyansh....dont make me streach my London 17inches lonng *Kondo* near yor face! angry


CC. STFUareyouG0d
RomanceRe: Am in love with you mhiztee15 :-* by MrCork: 6:40pm On Aug 11, 2016
mhiztee15:
Who is mrcork?? undecided
angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Eco Bank Are Cooperate Thieves. by MrCork: 6:12pm On Aug 11, 2016
Sexytemi:
I don't really know the right section to post this, i won't mind if the mods can help me post it in the right section(tnx).


It was last Thursday(may 12 2016), my mom called me around 11am to tell me she had paid into my ecobank account, i was so happy, at least money for foodstuff, handout and hair don dey ground(so i thought)...but little did i know that those cooperate thieves were targeting me that daysad

I school at Benin republic and ecobank branches are there, and also we can withdraw with our Nigerian card without having any issues there.........

Around 4pm on that same Thursday, i got dressed and made my way to bank to go and withdraw, i was so happy that am sure the kekeno(bike man) that took me to the bank must be wondering what was wrong with me, but e no concern me o...


I got to the ATM stand, went in like a queen and inserted my card in it, pressed all the necessary things to pressed, and the next i saw was that the network went off while processing my money, didn't say anything...so i tried again and i got the network ish....just went out and ask someone else to go in, after some minutes i went in and did the same process only for it to tell me INSUFFICIENT FUNDS!, it was like i was dreaming, quickly checked my balance and i saw 1,550...for why na, abi mumcy no pay ni, rushed out of the ATM stand with guys outside asking if the ATM dey pay(i no even fit answer), ran to the nearest credit stand, bought airtime and called mom, she was like maybe it was network, that she credited me but that she would go to the bank and confirm what happened the next day, i said okay and thanked all, but my eyes were already filled with tears....

Please read the complete story of my plight towards ecobank after the next 3 comments. tnx.
....darlin..so when can I drink u? wink
CelebritiesRe: Caitlyn Jenner And Bisi Alimi Step Out Together by MrCork: 6:09pm On Aug 11, 2016
Audray:
As Una tek dey drink Alomo bitters for this people matter,dem no even know sef undecided grin grin grin grin
..Audray ..so when did u relice u a lessssbian an wot do you enjoy about yo lessssbianism? undecided
FashionRe: Noni Salma: 'I Was Scared Of Living In Nigeria As A Woman In A Mans Body' by MrCork: 6:06pm On Aug 11, 2016
Audray:
Thought as much. grin . Never seen it though.
Audray..how can we help u stop bein a lesssssbian?...do u relice u r on yor way to hell..and will be arrested for lessssbianism? undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Wrong With People?!(late Nite Rant) by MrCork: 6:01pm On Aug 11, 2016
Audray:
OK . So I am not trying to be an insensitive jerk or offensive. But I think Nigerians are being ####****##! I mean no one has been typing "pray for Nigeria" on their FB walls, changing their themes into Nigerian flag,posting pics of any Nigerian monument or landmark or lighting candles for the scores and scores of blown up people since 2009. But BOOM its France! everyone is "praying for France" cos Justin bieber did it,phyno is doing it and we are now copying them. Every part of t internet I look at all I see is "pray for France" It has become one of those tragic sensational one week internet fads just like the chibok girls.(remember?) Chris brown,Mitchell Obama, Obama sef, rihanna, Beyonce and the likes all wrote"bring back our girls" on cardboard sheets and posed with fake sad faces to take shots and post online and Nigerian celebs and random people all over followed suit like goats then everyone forgot all about it in a week. Remember?!. Good! cos that's exactly wats happening again. Rubbish!
..Audrau hoe can we help u to stop bein a lesssssbian? undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies,i Cant Sleep!! by MrCork(op): 4:05pm On Aug 11, 2016
Sexytemi:
Because it belongs to someone else...
...THAT BOOOBSI BELONGS TO MR CORK OR ELSE.... angry
RomanceRe: Ladies,i Cant Sleep!! by MrCork(op): 2:49pm On Aug 11, 2016
Sexytemi:
No way!!!tonguetonguetongue
...then why can't I drink u?...u don't wanna be drank? undecided
RomanceRe: New On Nairaland Please Help by MrCork: 2:47pm On Aug 11, 2016
zainylax:
Yes
...ok..today is yor locky day....i will hoook u up wit my sef smiley
RomanceRe: The Girl Who Exposes Her B00bs During Cultural Day by MrCork: 2:45pm On Aug 11, 2016
slim75d:
it has been rumoured that the girl that went topless during the cultural day celebration of Rivers State University of science and technology in Port Harcourt is about to get married. she belongs to the kalabari house,this ceremony takes place when a young girl is about to get into womanhood.

As for me, I've seen alot of natural b®©bs in Riverine communities that's why i don't care when i read of expose bo0bs on nairaland.
..son why r u naggggin vendor
..u don't like boooobsi?(no oofense)
undecided
RomanceRe: New On Nairaland Please Help by MrCork: 2:39pm On Aug 11, 2016
zainylax:
Am new here please can someone please explain to me how do I go about it. Please no insult
..are u lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: New On Nairaland Please Help by MrCork: 2:38pm On Aug 11, 2016
zainylax:
Am new here please can someone please explain to me how do I go about it. Please no insult
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies,i Cant Sleep!! by MrCork(op): 11:22am On Aug 11, 2016
Sexytemi:
I'd. gladly wait for d ban owinkwinkwink
..reduce yor booobsi size or u will be ban for 6.month!! (((YOR LAST SHANCE)) angry
RomanceRe: Nuudity Parade,miss Bumbum Contestants File Out In Bikini by MrCork: 9:28am On Aug 11, 2016
joseph1832:
Dude! WTF is your problem? Let her be, must you stalk her everywhere?
...see yor headlike cement...if u cant find woman..PAY FOR ONE!!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Who Will You Call (see photo)) by MrCork: 9:16pm On Aug 10, 2016
Berlyn:
i only wanted to suggest some names for mrcork
u scared of Hate2i?...why u begging her.
.u afraid?
undecided
RomanceRe: Who Will You Call (see photo)) by MrCork: 9:07pm On Aug 10, 2016
HateU2:
undecided undecidedCork mumu cheesy. Are you light skinned undecidedWhy calling my bestie undecided
...u ain't lightskin..u don't hav nyansh...u a troublemaker...did I say somtin wrong ? undecided
RomanceRe: Who Will You Call (see photo)) by MrCork: 9:02pm On Aug 10, 2016
Berlyn:
naughtynaughty undecided
^^^^too fat! angry
RomanceRe: Who Will You Call (see photo)) by MrCork: 8:55pm On Aug 10, 2016
Berlyn:
hateu2 grin
HateU2 ain't lightskin an can never be as preeeety like that....YOU LIE! angry
RomanceRe: The Beauty Of Nigerian Women From Kano And Zaria (northern Kaduna) by MrCork: 8:47pm On Aug 10, 2016
SpicyJosBabe:
A promoter of the beauty of northern and middlebelt Nigerian women.
This thread is dedicated particularly to the beautiful northern Nigerian women from Kano and Zaria in particular. Others are to come subsequently.

Kano and Zaria as we know are the two most developed, educated and influential hausa subgroups.
Both places are mostly populated by ethnic hausas, hausanized fulanis and even pure fulanis too. And both hausa dialects of Kano and Zaria are very similar even though they are different.
angry
RomanceRe: Meet My Super Hot New Girl Friend (photos) by MrCork:
Airforce1:
I woke up this evening feeling not so well after hours of rehearsing late last night.., my baby got me back on my feet feeling strong with her super sexy body and cute smile.

Her name is Damilola

Life is good.. wow



**Billionaire Ambition**


Cc: lalasticlala
...yor girlfriend name is Dracula?...bro r u ok?(no oofense) undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies,i Cant Sleep!! by MrCork(op): 8:42pm On Aug 10, 2016
Sexytemi:
Lol, I'm not o....just prudentgrin
...u r very stingy wit yor booooobsi...its too big..an if u don't reduce the size..u will be banned on nairaland for 10.month for causing commotion((real talk)) angry
RomanceRe: Who Will You Call (see photo)) by MrCork: 7:36pm On Aug 10, 2016
Berlyn:
if you find yourself in a situation like this who will you call

I wil call my bestie she can miss call for life grin choi if i call my mum omg... Na die ooooi LolzZzz
..who is the fine lightskin babe in yor foto profile? undecided
RomanceRe: Who Will You Call (see photo)) by MrCork: 7:34pm On Aug 10, 2016
Berlyn:
if you find yourself in a situation like this who will you call

I wil call my bestie she can miss call for life grin choi if i call my mum omg... Na die ooooi LolzZzz
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies,i Cant Sleep!! by MrCork(op): 7:30pm On Aug 10, 2016
..anyways bak to the serrrrioos thread....why ate black women so boring & issssit illegal to tell a guy romantic bad time story? undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies,i Cant Sleep!! by MrCork(op): 7:28pm On Aug 10, 2016
Sexytemi:
.
.

Aww nah
..why u si stingy? undecided

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