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Romance › Re: Dear Beautiful Lady, Empower Yourself!!! by MrCork: 9:58am On Aug 22, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Dear lovely sister smiley

So.... your man tells you he is not planning on having kids or getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life... he tells you he wants to have his second degree, a proper house and a bigger car first.... you sit there smiling with just a birth certificate thinking you''ll be the wife? angry
With the little he has, you ask for Brazilian hair and Prada... he goes to work and goes straight to class after work... he leaves you in pajamas and finds you in the same pajamas when he comes back... while he studies, you watch empire or any Telemundo series, he comes back home to find pap and chicken in the microwave everyday... the house is clean and his clothes ironed and arranged neatly.. the only serious conversation you have is about the type of groceries you need. The only advice u give him is "Bae you need to buy new socks, the ones you bought last time are torn" nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth.. smiley no plans of making your own life better... yes you are pretty... no doubt about that!... undecided but so is every second girl passing by, Do you realise something?.... you are not doing anything a maid can't do... he is going to finish school and the first thing he is going to do is REPLACE HIS FREE MAID cause he can now afford to pay one and have a PROPER WIFE. That is when we are going to hear your famous last words "I was with him through thick and thin, when he had nothing, now he is successful he thinks I am nothing" angry
Yes you are right.. you've always been NOTHING but a maid to him ...smiley My dear sister empower yourself to be the woman your man wants to be with... a woman who would be able to carry the whole family if anything happens to his job or health!!! (Just saying tho, nothing of such will happen to your man in future, he won't fall sick neither will he lose his job, I just want you to empower yourself).

Note: Not all man will do this, some will still want you to be the full house wife you've always been, so you might not take the piece serious (For your mind).

I love you kiss

Lalasticlala, oya front page, it's a command not a request angry
angry
Politics › Re: The World-class Roads In Onitsha: Anambra. A Human Tragedy. Pictures.. by MrCork: 8:05am On Aug 22, 2016
Hisduchess:
go and sleep mrcork.thank me later. gudnite
.^^^ they need to deport this togolian bakkkto Togo!! angry
Politics › Re: The World-class Roads In Onitsha: Anambra. A Human Tragedy. Pictures.. by MrCork: 7:09am On Aug 22, 2016
Hisduchess:
go and sleep mrcork.thank me later. gudnite
angry
Romance › Re: This Are The Hottest Ladies To Ever Walk On Nairaland by MrCork: 11:17pm On Aug 21, 2016
coolkris:
Sarimah,farano,marieolae,dechandel,twaci,tohpahz,pweetyz,
name other hot ladies on this forum,sorry not too fine girls,this is not ur show.
.son do u need eye drop?((no oofense)) angry
Politics › Re: The World-class Roads In Onitsha: Anambra. A Human Tragedy. Pictures.. by MrCork: 11:15pm On Aug 21, 2016
Hisduchess:
what exactly is prrrrrick please and also what is 17inches long, also what is going to pour biko.stop telling me things I don't understand. mrcork fear God
..which kind Zimbabwe girl r u?..dont u watch blueee film?..are u asking if I would love to put only the cap of my pennnnnnnis inside u?..THANK Y0U!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Do Women DESIRE Respect From Men So Much ? by MrCork: 11:12pm On Aug 21, 2016
LuvU2:
shocked who do we hve here
...sweet hat.. can u tell that broke church rat call. muva to bakkkoff and stick to house girls when am talkin to u...i don't share my women wit little boys! angry
Politics › Re: The World-class Roads In Onitsha: Anambra. A Human Tragedy. Pictures.. by MrCork: 11:06pm On Aug 21, 2016
Hisduchess:
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no ooo.I no still understand biko.please explain more
...ok let me explain Ina language u understand...well my prrrrrick ois 17inches looong(very big)...since its too big for u..can I simply put only the cover cap of my prrrrick inside u?...for only 2minute?..i promise not to pour inside smiley
Romance › Re: Why Do Women DESIRE Respect From Men So Much ? by MrCork:
MUVA:
Nigga u're broke AF! Where's that Range Rover you're always yapping about? gringrin
...son be nice to me & I will kindly post u £10cash to buy a suit there in that Nigeria place! angry
Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 11:01pm On Aug 21, 2016
ellacute45:
Stop editing my post
darrlin we no u r shy...if u want me for mating only..all u simply need to ask like a gentleman! smiley
Politics › Re: The World-class Roads In Onitsha: Anambra. A Human Tragedy. Pictures.. by MrCork: 10:58pm On Aug 21, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
But why you always talking about sexxx on Nairaland? undecided kiss
..every male on nairaland come to loook for punnny..we don't expet u gay guys to under stand cozz u cannot relate!(no oofense) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Women DESIRE Respect From Men So Much ? by MrCork: 10:56pm On Aug 21, 2016
MUVA:
Impress? Okay, let's assume I'm tryna impress her, atleast I'm not some jobless black ass nigga who's been seeking validation from nairalanders for years with his dry jokes that can put the weather in the deep Sahara desert to shame. You've lost it, bruh. Try something new.
..son,u sound like a Nigeria idol reject simply becuzzz LuvU2 reject u....am from London,u never been London...i have pounds sterlin,u ha gadeem naira...i hav moiney,u don't...i can easily hab LuvU2 if I want,u don't hav moiney

...clearly u beneat me..i lie?
undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Women DESIRE Respect From Men So Much ? by MrCork: 10:45pm On Aug 21, 2016
MUVA:
You're supposed to have outgrown these things. Why wait till seun gives you a medal for consistency in stupidity before calling it quits?
..LuvU2 is way above u so quit tryna impress..uncle go bakkto bed!!(no oofense)) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Women DESIRE Respect From Men So Much ? by MrCork: 10:29pm On Aug 21, 2016
LuvU2:
Are u sure cos this thread looks deserted tongue
...aint u sopose to be on 6month ban? angry
Romance › Re: Money Is Not Love by MrCork: 10:21pm On Aug 21, 2016
jake2much:
is painful how most girls throw away their man, because he's broke. the fact a man never have money now never meant he won't have later.am a testimony I dated a girl in polytechnic days when I was struggling who later dumped me. now I've hammer, have a good job. never let money determine your relationship.
...son..if u cant afford women,stop creatin thread calln women gold digger....find a overtime job insted(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 10:15pm On Aug 21, 2016
Ellacute45:
Mr Cork..yor priiick way too big for me or any females on nairaland...u diik big like king Kong cheesy
..thanks babes..i no!! wink
Politics › Re: The World-class Roads In Onitsha: Anambra. A Human Tragedy. Pictures.. by MrCork: 9:38pm On Aug 21, 2016
Hisduchess:
biko what is the cap ni?
...well since am a gentleman
.i was hopin to nicely kindly gently put only the cap of my 17inches looong *kondo( inside yor dragon....juss like the movie *enter the dragon *..

Does it make sense?
smiley
Politics › Re: The World-class Roads In Onitsha: Anambra. A Human Tragedy. Pictures.. by MrCork: 8:58pm On Aug 21, 2016
Hisduchess:
this guy u like wahala eeeh.I no wan respond to ur mentions this evening buh u no go gree me rest
...ok since u don't wanna allow me (a whole Londoner) to enter u..can u at least jusss allow the *cap* to enter for juss 30seconds? smiley
Events › Re: Akinade And Olufunto Married As Virgins!! (Photos) by MrCork: 8:19pm On Aug 21, 2016
Elle277:
They're virgins and some are hating on them wishing them bad, not lasting long, virgin not a guarantee to happy marriage and all that( who says all this has to do with bn a virgin or not, non virgin sef complain more cos of too much testing),,,what's the beef about? must everyone live unholy life as you did,,The last time i checked the bible is against sex before marriage,pls don't be a sinner and a hater at the same time,its their decision as much as losing urs is also ur decision..My problem is that they don't need to broadcast it( well, it made some of us here to know that their kind still exist sha)...Sin don cover people's eye #Godhavemercy
pliss spek English gademmmit...we Londoners don't understand yor craptokrakranick pigeon English grama! angry
Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot Provides Homeless Woman With An Apartment (pics) by MrCork: 8:16pm On Aug 21, 2016
sodayve:
No Biafra will do this.
^^^see angry woman! undecided
Romance › Re: Nairalander Shows Off Expensive American Made Shoe... Worth $30! by MrCork: 8:14pm On Aug 21, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
stop stalking thanks
^^^a fagggot is upsett undecided
Romance › Re: Nairaland Girls Are Cowards by MrCork: 8:12pm On Aug 21, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
My people happy Sunday, yesterday I joined Instagram, followed some people and liked some, saw one picture like that commented that it wasn't fine, the girl roasted my life, they are very blunt, tried again, another blasted me , if na here she go say thanks
..do they ignore u? angry
Politics › Re: The World-class Roads In Onitsha: Anambra. A Human Tragedy. Pictures.. by MrCork: 8:11pm On Aug 21, 2016
Hisduchess:
mrcork be following me upandan like Nigerian police following the owner of the dog called "buhari". I no want ur money mrcork nah am ain't light skinned nah.
..darlin plis be careful of Ellacute45...the Zimbabwe girl is jelos of yor beauty & dessspaarately wants the attensssion u get...she a known nairalamd lesssbian thou...be careful of her! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies,i Cant Sleep!! by MrCork(op): 8:06pm On Aug 21, 2016
ellacute45:
and who are you huh
..anyways am bored...if I pay u £40 cash..pliss can I mate wit u for 1 minutes? smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies,i Cant Sleep!! by MrCork(op): 8:03pm On Aug 21, 2016
ellacute45:
Just crawl back to your crib smiley




Don't quote me again!!! angry
..baby u ain't garrrra man but yet u playing hard to get....we no u r lonely!!((no oofense)) undecided
Politics › Re: The World-class Roads In Onitsha: Anambra. A Human Tragedy. Pictures.. by MrCork: 8:01pm On Aug 21, 2016
ellacute45:
You and calling someone Zimbabwean angry angry


You are sick in the head


[size=26pt]. ^^^^ Lonely house wife..STOP STALKING ME!!;[/size] undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies,i Cant Sleep!! by MrCork(op): 6:36pm On Aug 21, 2016
...ok I fill like toasting a chick and talkin about punnnny...where Ellacute45 at?...come we talk!. smiley
Politics › Re: The World-class Roads In Onitsha: Anambra. A Human Tragedy. Pictures.. by MrCork: 6:32pm On Aug 21, 2016
Hisduchess:
mrcork be following me upandan like Nigerian police following the owner of the dog called "buhari". I no want ur money mrcork nah am ain't light skinned nah.
^^^this Zimbabwe chick hav no respet.... GOAT!! angry
Politics › Re: The World-class Roads In Onitsha: Anambra. A Human Tragedy. Pictures.. by MrCork: 6:15pm On Aug 21, 2016
Hisduchess:
mrcork be following me upandan like Nigerian police following the owner of the dog called "buhari". I no want ur money mrcork nah am ain't light skinned nah.
angry
Politics › Re: The World-class Roads In Onitsha: Anambra. A Human Tragedy. Pictures.. by MrCork: 4:57pm On Aug 21, 2016
Hisduchess:
okay ooo.
...sweery I forgive u..if I pay u £45(cash)....as discussed..can I cummm on yor hand? smiley
Romance › Re: Nairalander Shows Off Expensive American Made Shoe... Worth $30! by MrCork: 4:53pm On Aug 21, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
stop stalking thanks
..stop day dreammmmin...nobody stalks faggggggots! angry
Romance › Re: Nairalander Shows Off Expensive American Made Shoe... Worth $30! by MrCork: 4:36pm On Aug 21, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
If you have enough money buy whatever you want..,



Check out this beauties.... smiley
...is that a specially made shoes for u fagggggots?...weird angry
Romance › Re: Mention/tag Your NL Crush(es) by MrCork: 3:31pm On Aug 21, 2016
Hisduchess:
my bae I sight you ooo. u know say u be my crush too. haters like mrcork and co should go hug transformer grin

happy Sunday to u.hope u went to church. have d best of today.
angry

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