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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus-like Image Appears In Markudi Church (pic) by MrCork: 5:43pm On Aug 09, 2016

Audray:
Okay...So Jesus...sorry Jesus' picture,ghost,apparition,whatever appears on some wall in whatever the hell church at wherever the hell village and is news.Okay.Instead of this unhelpful and irrelevant celeb appearances, He'd better start talking or better still make the world that his "father" in the clouds created, right.Until then...

...we respet u has a lessssbian anti Christ but do u relice u r going straight to hell as the only known nairaland lessssbian..((SHAME)) undecided

Politics › Re: Press Release Apc Youths To Efcc: You Have No Right To Arrest Blogger by MrCork: 5:35pm On Aug 09, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
Ewwwwwwwww! This is yuck Mrcork

...all I ask is one round to mate wit Ellacute45 but the nazi racist belif she rather mate wit white men...when she clearly no am from London and I hav moiney angry

Romance › Re: Forget Mr Nairaland,this Is The Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by MrCork: 5:31pm On Aug 09, 2016

Jacksparr0w1207:
Lol

.u shave eye brow & wear ear ring like females but then u claim u ain't gay??..bro u confusin us!!(no oofense/. angry

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 5:27pm On Aug 09, 2016

..did I remind u people the cat had one eye?...i think somtin happened to his other eye..so how am I sopose to hav female visitors wit one cat in the garden?. undecided

Politics › Re: Press Release Apc Youths To Efcc: You Have No Right To Arrest Blogger by MrCork: 5:22pm On Aug 09, 2016

ellacute45:
Hmmm
I hope he gets released soon

ok..if u cannnnnot mate wit me as agrreed..can I cooooome on yor hand insted?

Romance › Re: Couples On Romanceland by MrCork: 5:17pm On Aug 09, 2016

BigAssGrace:
mizzbouqui and emperorlee

MUVA and mimzy

2BB4CB3E and KingCheezyPuff

Fabulocity and STFUareyouG0d

MrCork and HateU2

abbeyboy2o15 and levada

SANDOSKI and smellingmouth

herbie27 and sexxkillz and Aloobright17

i try abi?
you fit add who una don observe

..YOR NYANSH TOO BIG...PLISS REDUCE IT!! angry

Romance › Re: Couples On Romanceland by MrCork: 5:15pm On Aug 09, 2016

BigAssGrace:
mizzbouqui and emperorlee

MUVA and mimzy

2BB4CB3E and KingCheezyPuff

Fabulocity and STFUareyouG0d

MrCork and HateU2

abbeyboy2o15 and levada

SANDOSKI and smellingmouth

herbie27 and sexxkillz and Aloobright17

i try abi?
you fit add who una don observe

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 12:34pm On Aug 09, 2016

Fabulocity:
Liar liar you were banned! Stop lying
These abroad based people mehn

...see yor headlike cow milk...since when as a Londoner ever been bannnnned?..anyways do u where thong? angry

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 7:36am On Aug 09, 2016

Fabulocity:
Otondo who's talking about dating you
I ask you simple question, why have you been silent

...oh..u shold hav said so insted of parabulatin like ufo...anyways am in Brazil right now for the next two weeks
so much fun hear u forget about everythin...worst of all..nairaland. Am here wit 6 of my homies and we love women's beach volleyball ...the women wear thong..O LORD!! cheesy

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 10:19pm On Aug 08, 2016

Fabulocity:
I tell you i miss you and you call me goat So why have you been so silent?
They finally deport you(no oofeinses)

..sweet hat.am a fine boy u no..do u think am easy to date?. .do u wear thong? undecided

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 9:54pm On Aug 08, 2016

Fabulocity:
MrCork I've missed you

Who banned you

..do I loook banable you?..goat!!(no oofemse) angry

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Romance › Re: 2016 10 Most Cute/handsome Guys On Nairaland by MrCork: 6:24pm On Aug 08, 2016

ellacute45:
OK I Don notice you

..since u not a nazi racist then when we gooono mate? angry

Romance › Re: 2016 10 Most Cute/handsome Guys On Nairaland by MrCork: 5:28pm On Aug 08, 2016

ellacute45:
hate on what??

..u nazi racist..if u not a nazi racist then prove it to us..mate wot me! angry

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 12:43pm On Aug 08, 2016

Jacksparr0w1207:

Ok, you win

..i no!!

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 12:27pm On Aug 08, 2016

Jacksparr0w1207:
Steering kor, wheel ni

..son..u come accros like the type who eats cats....U HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNN!( no oofense) undecided

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 12:17pm On Aug 08, 2016

Jacksparr0w1207:
But you just said you saw it this morning

...is yesterday today?...u don't hav calendar?...i saw it two days ago at my back garden steeerin at me like tiger angry

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 12:11pm On Aug 08, 2016

...i think the cat ran away...ain't seeennit for 2 days angry

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 11:27pm On Aug 07, 2016

ellacute45:
Egal

..is Egal yor last name?..lets talk like mature adults...serrriouly..when r u gonno mate wit me?...juss one round would be very ok for me..ain't askin too much undecided

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me!!!!! 08/08/2016 by MrCork: 11:23pm On Aug 07, 2016

yuiop:
Wait..... The other guy said it.....hmmm....now I know why people are de-activating.....I joined Nairaland before you....that should tell you something.
Shenanigans everywhere.

...bro u can happy birth day yor sef for the nest 90 years...u ain't gettin no punnnny from nairaland!!(no oofennse) angry

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 9:02pm On Aug 07, 2016

mhisbliss:
never mind

..sweeery..plis can u help HateU2 looook as beauurifull as u look like Kelly Rowland?...she worrys about her weight cozz she's fat..can u kindly help?.

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me!!!!! 08/08/2016 by MrCork: 8:49pm On Aug 07, 2016

yuiop:
Hi all,
Make una wish me happy birthday oooo
Moreover I am in ma late twenties...don't look like it though....#crazy..
My birthday is tomorrow....
Thanks

...so u hopin to get yor first punnnny from nairaland..correct?...son..u think punnny is free?(no oofense) undecided

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:44pm On Aug 07, 2016

..anyways bak to the serrios topic before bein rudely interrupted by that trouble maker known as Joygalore.

..ladies can u date a London fine boy who owns a cat? undecided

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Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:34pm On Aug 07, 2016*

Joygalore:
You clearly need help,Cork

....no ofeense to yor picture profile but pliss pliss kindly remove that rancodelik white chain on yor head...u looooklike Kenya Masai warrrrior! (( I swaaaaara God all mighty)) angry

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Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:30pm On Aug 07, 2016

HateU2:

..slow down sugar..
i hav the biggest *kondo* on nairaland...no doubt...u don't belif me,ask Onila,Rokiatu, Ana white, Bogee or other chicks on nairaland!! (true story) angry

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:23pm On Aug 07, 2016

ellacute45:
Mate is for animals you cork head

..SAY WHAT??...aint humans intelligent animals??....can u now see the side effects of u not atendin school...and then u complain u cant find man..anyways there is somtin called *biology*....google it!(no ofeense) undecided

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:14pm On Aug 07, 2016

HateU2:
it's not by size cork, it's all about how you handle it

Food › Re: Animal We Killed During Night Hunting by MrCork: 8:10pm On Aug 07, 2016

manlawal:
This animal was killed yesternight during night hunting.

...but y u Homebase people all ways killin animals in that Nigeria place like ilitarate...u don't hav zoo in that place?(no oofense) angry

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:02pm On Aug 07, 2016

HateU2:
Cork, is it your fvck

..but y on planet earth will u fvuk that young boy vizkiz when my *kondo* (17inches looong) clearly bigger than his kondo?...r u ok? undecided

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 7:56pm On Aug 07, 2016

ellacute45:
Egal

..wot is Egal?...darlin put up yor picture for juss 20 second...
I want to see if u lightskin & preeetier than Hisduchess & Audray..not sure which of u 3beauties I would love to mate with thou

Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 7:51pm On Aug 07, 2016

Joygalore:
You really need to see a Doctor.

...sweeeery..r u a dentist or a witch doctor?....i bet u cant wait to rip of my shirt of..,push me on the bed,turn me around like sweet wine & giv me injection....i lie?....IF U LIKE ME..JUSS SAY SO MENNNNNNN!! undecided

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