Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 7:46pm On Aug 07, 2016 |
ellacute45: That's how cats are 
Staring at people!!! ...ermm maybe u r confusin cat wit tigers there in Nigeria...cats don't steeer...they look. Anyways u goono hook up wit me when I cummm over to Germany..my friend is comin down to buy 8 German shepherd puppies  |
Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 7:36pm On Aug 07, 2016 |
...anyways bak to the serrrious topic....i saw the cat this morning given me bad looiiklike I owe it moiney...the owner is divorce and I suspet she tryin to toast me thou...WOMEN AN THERE TRICKS!!.  |
Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 7:29pm On Aug 07, 2016 |
HateU2: Yes. I'm fvcking Viz . Since I did not see you online . ...u fvkin Vizkiz & u want me to vote for u?...DONT MAKE ME SWAAAAAAAR FOR U!!! (goat)  |
Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 9:35pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
MissHatey: Cork, you did not vote! I'm angry at you. We aare fvcking, are you okay with that  [size=16pt] fvcking??......NOW U TALKIN MY LANNGUAGE!!!!!!![/size]  |
Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:46pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
vizkiz: Cork I am here bro ...ok we r confuded, serrriously.... was the deal between u & that fine girl called Hate2u (MissHatey).......u friends or u phukin her? ((DONT LIE))  |
Romance › Re: K by MrCork: 8:26pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
ellacute45: K ...sweery lets talk hear so no one can distop us....Am tryin to be romantic wit u so u shoud count yor sef lucky (real talk)  |
Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:23pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
Vizkiz....wher u at...show yor sef...neeed to ask u a urgent ordnary important question... WHERE U AT??  |
Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:22pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
HateU2: hi Can you vote for Vizkiz now  Pleaase ...where Vizkiz at?  |
Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 8:20pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
forexbinary: With my feet on the ground, I command every foundational powers messing with your brain to catch fire  Every power from your father's house, leave you now by fire! 
That native doctor fanning himself with your picture, I command him to leave you, so that your sense will be complete 
Say Amen, no offence ..Son....the day u lucky enough to enter london....u will apreciate what a trained cat looooooklike!!! (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Honestly Speaking, Guys Date These And Marry These (photo) by MrCork: 8:18pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
Hisduchess: boo boo how u dey nah being a while ooo.no mind mrcork and his London palaver biko ..sweeet hat...like it or not...may i remind u that yor punny is oficialy my property (yor legs included) so i strongly sugest u tell all thoise small boys to baccccckof from my woman.!!!!((((((Kaaaaaaabish!!!)))))  |
Romance › Re: I Got My Girlfriend's Mother Pregnant!!!! by MrCork: 4:13pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
annoyingman: abeg i don't think that its the same lady abeg, no be your own dey do me so bro trusss me..Onstelly is a great friend to nairaland...she will abort!  |
Romance › Re: Isnt He The Most Handsome Yoruba Guy In The World by MrCork: 4:12pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
ellacute45: Shut up  but why u refusin to mate wit me?.....dont u wannnna make moiney?....at leasssst jusss let me enter one round....serrrriosuy.. £30 cash is ready for u....dont messsup yor chance!!! (REAL TALK)  |
Romance › Re: I Got My Girlfriend's Mother Pregnant!!!! by MrCork: 4:07pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 3:05pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
...am in Regents park right now lyin down in the Sun and we callllit *Tannning*........anyways, i suspet one babe is try to use Juju on me coz she keeps steeeeeerin at me & lickin her lips like am Ice cream....I swaaar she plannnin somtin!
...errm guys, Regents park is in LOndon...not Lagos! ((juss sayin))  |
Romance › Re: I Got My Girlfriend's Mother Pregnant!!!! by MrCork: 3:01pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
annoyingman: As i write am really down, i don't even know where to run to! some weeks back i had interest in my girlfriends mum see the thread… https://www.nairaland.com/3219907/girlfriends-mother-ass-bigger-than thanks to some people that gave me tips i was able to sleep with her! the mother felt guilty and told the daughter when i found out i left them with their wahala and ran for my life, because i was scared that they will beat me up or something! just yesterday night my ex girlfriend sent me a text that her 40+ years old mum is pregnant, i haven't eaten, i couldn't sleep i only touched her mum once she is old so i didn't use protection felt that she has passed manopause! now my life is scattered if they come to my family house and tell my parents wetin i wan talk i have ruined my life! ...is her name Onstelly?  |
Romance › Re: Isnt He The Most Handsome Yoruba Guy In The World by MrCork: 3:00pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
ellacute45:
So Can you just do it as a favour to me  ..sweeery i beg forget thoise ugly homebase Nairaland contestant.....when am i goooono mate wit u?....i cant wait!!  |
Romance › Re: WTF !!! Naija Yahoo Boy Shares Pictures Of Him With Naked Girls (photos) by MrCork: 2:59pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Honestly Speaking, Guys Date These And Marry These (photo) by MrCork: 2:58pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
Emasel: Mind how you talk to my babe , before I ban you from here  Hisduchess is yor babe?..My Nigggggga may i remind u that am from London & i hav moiney.. and by the way...how will u find moiney to maintain her?... sellllin petrol? (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Isnt He The Most Handsome Yoruba Guy In The World by MrCork: 2:55pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
ellacute45: Have you voted today in the ongoing contest  Vote?...who? me?.....do u realice am from London?...U want me to ...a whole Londoner to vote for home base guys?.....what is wrong wit u?  |
Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 2:53pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
Kakamorufu: train em to do wat ..bro we train cats hear in london for delivery...food shopppin, attack on enemy, errrrant, to sit, to stand ....and then after 11pm at night..we send them for special missssions!!  |
Romance › Re: Isnt He The Most Handsome Yoruba Guy In The World by MrCork: 2:50pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
ellacute45: *yawns* u can yawnnnn all u want...u punnnnny is my propaty....me, mysef and I!!!!! ((TRUE TALK)))  |
Romance › Re: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 2:10pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
Kakamorufu: Kill am naw ..errmm bro...we dont kill cat hear in London.....we train them!!! (no ofeiense)  |
Romance › Help!!! by MrCork(op): 6:23am On Aug 06, 2016 |
..My neibors Cat juss entered my back garden....am thinkin.. is thiese tressspasssin?...please advise?  |
Romance › Re: Guys what will you do? by MrCork: 6:20am On Aug 06, 2016 |
ipledge10: I swear, i will cry my eyes out  ....u cry? .. I give up!!  |
Romance › Re: Guys what will you do? by MrCork: 6:19am On Aug 06, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrCork: 6:17am On Aug 06, 2016 |
FuckYouMods: alright! Thanks for ur time ...anyways forget that young boy mennnnnn...he aint gots no shance in hell....are u lightskin?  |
Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrCork: 6:15am On Aug 06, 2016 |
FuckYouMods: like I said b4 is a vry bad tin to condemn d look or disability of som1 lik u. We are equal in d presence of God mrcock... Pls I wil lik u to change ur mindset bout dat. Jst tink of it dat 1 of dem is ur blood wil u cast him away cuz he's nt looking good I wil stil plead wit u once again to pls nd pls vote 4 falconey, at least for my sake spending few of my time wit u... Thanks once again sir ...sweeery if a guy is ugly, HE UGLY..pirrrrod....can u date/marrrry a ugly man?..so why u feeeelin sorrry for guys like Falconey..Homebase guys dont gorrrrit, 4real...Sweeery if a guy nno he ugly, he has NO right to contest..pirrrriod...do u think we on nairaland to sell Ground nut? (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Men Attracted To Lesbians And Women Attracted To Gay (REASONS And SOUTIONS) by MrCork: 6:10am On Aug 06, 2016 |
lightedtemple: Characteristics of such Man 1. Inwardly, he feels like a woman but outwardly he is a man. 2. He desires to be bang on the bottom in bed. 3. He loves to Bleep a woman and also be Bleep by the woman 4. He is not attracted to gay 5. He has the tendency of behaving like woman.
Characteristics of such Woman 1. She desires to Bleep a man in the ass or dominatd the man and also be bleeped by the man 2. She is not attracted to lesbian 3. She has a tendency of behaving like man. 4. Inwardly, she feels like a man but outwardly she is a woman.
Disappointment The gays and lesbian. they so much desire never like them. So, they are always unhappy.
Solution for woman Get a guy that is attracted to lesbian. He will Bleep you on bed and also allow you to Bleep him in the ass or dominate him.
Solution for men Get a woman that is attracted to gay. She will Bleep you on bed and also allow you to Bleep her.
OPTIONAL both the man and woman can get a transgendered. But transgendered will not give you the maximum satisfaction you desire.
Misconception The man and woman does not like a gay or lesbian because of party but because they feel they are also one like them because of their inward feelings
A TERM FOR THIS I called it TRANSHOMOSEXUAL............ I have such feelings If you have such feelings email: abiola4mak@gmail.com ...bro....Audray, KIngCheezyPuff and Ellacute45 are the only 3 respetable lessssbians we respet on Nairaland.....they suppoters of Gay rights..u dont belif me..ASK THEM!!! (TRUE STORY)  |
Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrCork: 6:07am On Aug 06, 2016 |
FuckYouMods: Good morning sir! Actually it was announced when d contest was about to start and d door was opened for anybody to contest. Mayb abroad guyz lik u are nt interested that's why we couldn't see any... Bout ur comment wit the contestants I tink it's unfair bullying ur follow human being cuz God created every1 in his own image and everything that God created is vry good, so condemning d work of God is like talking against God and I knw God wil have mercy on u... If u dnt mind u can contest nxt year and am gonna support u.
Lastly I wanna plead wit u to vote for my contestant in 2day's final in the name of falconey... Am gonna send u d voting link wen voting commence 2day...
To vote falconey just comment wit "I vote falconey" cc: NLJEGA to d voting thread am gonna send it link to you...
Good morning sir and av a lovely day ahead ...Vizkiz looook aiiiight but still...Falconey is a NO NO...and am bein nice!!!! (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrCork: 6:05am On Aug 06, 2016 |
FuckYouMods: Good morning sir! Actually it was announced when d contest was about to start and d door was opened for anybody to contest. Mayb abroad guyz lik u are nt interested that's why we couldn't see any... Bout ur comment wit the contestants I tink it's unfair bullying ur follow human being cuz God created every1 in his own image and everything that God created is vry good, so condemning d work of God is like talking against God and I knw God wil have mercy on u... If u dnt mind u can contest nxt year and am gonna support u.
Lastly I wanna plead wit u to vote for my contestant in 2day's final in the name of falconey... Am gonna send u d voting link wen voting commence 2day...
To vote falconey just comment wit "I vote falconey" cc: NLJEGA to d voting thread am gonna send it link to you...
Good morning sir and av a lovely day ahead .... SAY WOT?? u want me?...a whole Londonder?...to vote for Falconey??...a Mechanic that loooklike Mechanic Mechanicaly??...sweeery hav u seen his face? ..NO THANKS!!!! (no ofeencse)  |
Food › Re: You Can Only Choose One Dish. by MrCork: 6:02am On Aug 06, 2016 |
mizzbouqui: Eeyah I dont have ogwo doup but you might like this one  ^^^^yeeeeeepaaaaaa...seeeeeeeee NYANSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (((ooooLORDhaveMERCY)))  |
Romance › Re: Honestly Speaking, Guys Date These And Marry These (photo) by MrCork: 5:59am On Aug 06, 2016 |
ZeeAfrica: Dis thread lies. Its only insecured guys who do dis. There a million beautiful ladies who r married. De only thing is dat sometimes stingy guys are scared of marrying dem. Wat makes u think de other one is an angel? She might even b a winch hey  |