₦airaland Forum

HateU2:
Say Yes corkhead. ViZkiZ is not gay. He love punnny just like u

HateU2:
Cork, I need your support for ViZkiZ and you will have punnnyy next year

HateU2:
Cork, I need your support for ViZkiZ and you will have punnnyy next year

MhizSophy:
Hey Guys... I'm kind of new here though I've been a guest for a while this has been my favorite section.. Here's the help I need, I'm a Model and There's this competition that I really want to win. It's a dream I really want to come true .. I can't do that alone that's why I need everyone's help here.. There's a link on my signature please support me by clicking and liking my Photo on Facebook.. Thanks.. Luv Y'all

sexxydiva:
Thank you. Please,if you don't mind,join me, let's support him

HateU2:
Next year corkhead. Fasting will end next year. You will wait right?

SANDOSKI:
I'm fine luv,

Wat about u

...sweeery...i beg ignore Cutehector, he a gay activist

......kaiiiiii...whos the fine lightskin icecream cchocolate candy loookin babe in yor foto profile?

HateU2:
No punnny talk on my thread

ambgiano:
Help!!! Dear Nairalanders, please tell me how to dissuade my potential girl who is still so much in love with her ex. They were both AS genotype, so, couldn't get along. Her addiction to him is hurting me so much. Advise on what to tell her and how to go about it please.

...ermm bro..no ofeinse to tyor picture profile but u take picture near toilet and then u comin to nairanlad complainin yor babe run away to ex....why wunt she run??..Replace yor picture profile with a better background...anyways check out the solution...


Step 1: You stepppup yor swaag...this means u keep in Gangsta becuzz females are only atracted to guys who dont giv $hit about them!!!(Truss me))

Step 2: Dont talk too much...Never let a femae no too much about yor plans (even if u gots none)....Females are attacted to mysterious guys (like me) cozz they fear looosin out!! **real talk))

Step 3: Minimize yor phone calls & keep her wonderin....am not sayn u shod minimize yor phone call cozz u dont hav phone creadit..DOnt call the B!tch too much ((True story))

Step 4:...Change yoe hair style....this is sef explanatory! ((no oofense)

STep 5:..when next u see her..witout talkin..hold her hands..pull her closer gently..hold her hips lighly move closer to her ears..kiss her & then french kiss her...........and if u dont no french kiss..Goooogle lit!! ((no ofeeinse)

Carrry out thise steps and trusss me...she will belif!!! ((true story))

ambgiano:
Help!!! Dear Nairalanders, please tell me how to dissuade my potential girl who is still so much in love with her ex. They were both AS genotype, so, couldn't get along. Her addiction to him is hurting me so much. Advise on what to tell her and how to go about it please.

HateU2:
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I'm fucking boreddddddd. Naughtynaughty, sandoski, prettythicksme, smellymotuh, obontami, Mrcork, timsopreye and my goons wey I did not write their monikers. I'm bored oo.
Meanwhile, don't forget to vote for VIZKIZ.
Bashers, welcome in advance. I'm ready to chop ban untop ur matter

iamdurent:
Hateu2 I Like u but noway am voting vizkiz.

Falconey all d way

MhizSophy:
Hey Guys... I'm kind of new here though I've been a guest for a while this has been my favorite section.. Here's the help I need, I'm a Model and There's this competition that I really want to win. It's a dream I really want to come true .. I can't do that alone that's why I need everyone's help here.. There's a link on my signature please support me by clicking and liking my Photo on Facebook.. Thanks.. Luv Y'all

MhizSophy:
Hey Guys... I'm kind of new here though I've been a guest for a while this has been my favorite section.. Here's the help I need, I'm a Model and There's this competition that I really want to win. It's a dream I really want to come true .. I can't do that alone that's why I need everyone's help here.. There's a link on my signature please support me by clicking and liking my Photo on Facebook.. Thanks.. Luv Y'all

Freiden:
Im happy i look younger than my age. You can svck my diick, man.

gistpalace:
Angolan authorities to ban Islam, which they consider a cult, NOT a religion.
They see what Muslims are doing to non-Muslims, especially in Africa, and are taking steps to prevent the same from happening in Angola.
The Angolan authorities decided to destroy the mosque Zango located in the urban district of Viana 17 km.
The governor of Luanda Bento announced in a radio spot that radical Muslims are not welcome in Angola and the Angolan government is not ready for the legalization of mosques in Angola.
The Minister of Culture, Rosa Cruz e Silva said. “Regarding Islam, the legalization process has not been approved by the Ministry of Justice and Human Rights. Therefore all mosques would be closed until further notice.”
It should be noted that the Angolan government has made closing of all mosques a priority. The only two mosques located in Luanda have already received a warning document signed by the mayor of the municipality of Viana José Moreno.
95% of Angola’s population is Christian. A quarter belongs to Protestant churches founded during the colonial period, including congregational evangelical church.
This decisive action taken by the Angolan head of state is based on a desire to guard against the rise of the Wahhabi ideology that has created havoc, death and destruction in Africa and elsewhere.

Freiden:
I wont reply u today

Freiden:
When your birthday falls on the day the Muslims end their fasting, the first day in the month of Shawwāl( شَوّال )You know you will surely have a prosperous year because your sins are already forgiven

Happy Birthday to me
©Peace Olaleye (Abdulsalam)


Rams will be slaughtered, yes, cakes will be baked.....send in your birthday wishes if you wanna have a bite.

jonaifame22:
My neighbour's cousin came to spend sometime wth them and this girl is very fine and she's light skinned and has a good shape,she's a jehovah's witness and we normally talk abt the non existence of hell.



Now wth the way things are goin we've gotten close and it"s a little bit as if I'm already too familiar wth her, and she's trying to fwendzone me,buh she told me she'll like to see dis new movie of superman and bat man and I told her I had the movie mean while I didn't, so lastnite I went to buy the movie and when we saw today at about 10 am after I asked my apprentice to man the shop, I nvited her to my room.


and she came as always and I put the movie,buh I cld not resist her sweet and ripe body,as I cast occasional glances at her, she caught me frm time to time buh I guess she thought it's the normal friendly look,buh so many thoughts of sex raced through my mind like the lagos ibadan expressway



And then I called her name and held her hand,and I began to profess my feelings for her cos sometimes when we play she normally lemme tap current buh the current doesn't last for long. As it is not even enuff to power a small mp3 player or charge a fone let alone to charge my whole body,so I began to beg her by kneeling down to please jus let us have sex and I'll do anthing to make her happy,I even took my king james bible and swore that if I ever hurt her after the sex lemme die mysteriuosly and as I begged her my whole body trembled and my voice shook vehemently and I guess she was pityingme already cos I was sweating. Despite The fan being on full speed then she said she'll not lemme put my dick in her pvssy jus yet buh she'll lemme fvck her laps,chai,I had to manage it like that cos half bread is better nothing or buns sef and also provision store is better than kiosk, so I quickly lubricated my dick and put small cream in between her laps as she raised her skirt!chai as I started fvcking her soft laps,I was pressing her yansh and squeezind her soft breast too and before long I released my lovely akamu in between her laps unto my bedsheet and I started peckn her being grateful for the lap fvck at least and being. hopeful that before long I'll deep my ugly dick in2 her light skinned pvssy

niyot124:
Lol, you make me laff

Yes I carry juju in my pocket,now you will start begging me with your life to fucccck you.


Iron monkey

niyot124:
First I made a mistake talking to you.

Lucky for you I know you enough to not get angry at you.

See the shape of your head like rat on your dp.

HateU2:
hey God!
Cork head, fimi sile
I knw u miss me

iamdurent:
Dude, snap it out. Quit mentioning me

niyot124:
First I made a mistake talking to you.

Lucky for you I know you enough to not get angry at you.

See the shape of your head like rat on your dp.

BoiledHead:
It's now alarming and it's time we take action. GO AND MARRY!

KingCheezyPuff - This old woman forming bae. See her pix for the love of moses.

Ireneony - See her pix too.. go and get marred. We need young girls here. This is romance for the sake of man.

Mamagee3 - Hian.

Sinaj - Go and marry

Mysticgal - See her pix. Old woman. Go and marry

NaughtyNaughty - This woman should please get married

HateU2 - Face your studies.. kid

onstelly:
As in eh
How are you jare

iamdurent:
I was shocked when i saw dis _bitch's name among the 30 Mr NL Contestants.

*Sigh

I can see d poor hungry fool has chosen to contest for nairaland to gain d cash and "other grand prices* involved.

Vizkiz you're loser!
Looks- 0
Attitude- 0
Charisma- 0
Swags- 0

We dnt want dis loser in d contest.

I Know hw to pull people to agree with me till we kick vizkiz outta.