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Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 9:37am On Jul 08, 2016
HateU2:
Cork, it's next yeaar.

U will have punyyyy nxt year :d after voting for VizkiZ
..VizKiz?..that boy?...so.u want me to wait for 1 year b4 i can hit yor punnnny..abi?..u stil tink i come to nairaland to sell groundnut? undecided
Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 9:35am On Jul 08, 2016
naughtynaughty:
cork head.. I Am fasting remember? cheesy
...any way babes....forget that mechanic looooklin olihilistic boy tryn to fight for MOD job...so wher was we?..but why dont u wear mini sket? angry
Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 9:32am On Jul 08, 2016
olihilistic:
2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke,
fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR
THEIR TRIBES.
cc lalasticlala
...SON..yor highly little opinion has been noted.. If u hav no sense of humour then u can rent a brain!! ((no ofeinse) wink
Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 9:27am On Jul 08, 2016
HateU2:
Corkheaaad, i'm fasting remeber cheesy
...ok..she awake.......anyways quick questiiion....if i buy u chicken n chips....plis can i hit yor punnnny as a friend..good friend? (be nice) smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies!! Get In Here! Is This True? [photo] by MrCork: 9:24am On Jul 08, 2016
Riwo11:
How true is it?!?
..bro are u ok? (((no ofeinse)) undecided
Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 9:22am On Jul 08, 2016
naughtynaughty:
cry cry iyk am so sorry for wateva thing AV done.. U nah my sure paddi nah.. And I like u a lot kiss
#dancingTOpanda

We r now good?? kiss
we dont like u & we dont want u on nairaland!!! angry
Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 9:21am On Jul 08, 2016
....anyways....wher that HateU2 babe at?....am in a romance moood & I feeeeellike toasting babe... HateU2, sweeeery wher u at?. smiley
Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 9:19am On Jul 08, 2016
naughtynaughty:
sugar daddy yeeepaaa

Before I come to Dady

3065432486 FIRSTBANK grin
^^^^WHO LIFTED YOR BAN?? angry
Sports › Re: BREAKING: Messi In Talks With Chelsea by MrCork: 11:21pm On Jul 07, 2016
Posd:
The Sun reports that Chelsea are ready to offer Barcelona around £110 million for the 29-year-old and will better the forward’s current deal with the Spanish champions, which currently stands at £600,000 a week.

However, Manchester City have also registered their interest with £800,000-a-week offer.p
Sources:
https://www.naij.com/883345-breaking-messi-talks-chelsea.html

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/1402056/lionel-messi-to-chelsea-blues-to-join-manchester-city-in-race-for-barcelona-star-after-father-jorge-holds-talks-on-roman-abramovichs-yacht/
...corrrrection,....Messssi is in Prison for tax fraud!! angry
Romance › Re: Dear Guys!! by MrCork: 11:19pm On Jul 07, 2016
curvysola:
All of you sending me "pm"should continue eh
i will reply u all when am old and wrinkled!!!
darlin can u born pikin for me?......at least, 3? smiley
Romance › Re: Dear Guys!! by MrCork: 11:16pm On Jul 07, 2016
curvysola:
All of you sending me "pm"should continue eh
i will reply u all when am old and wrinkled!!!
[size=14pt] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeePaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... .....Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Nyannnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh!!![/size] tongue
Romance › Re: 11 Types of Men In the Nigerian Dating Scene by MrCork: 9:47am On Jul 07, 2016
luisina:
What? Are you no 3?
..u been to London? undecided
Romance › Re: Why I Am Not A Feminist. by MrCork: 7:48am On Jul 07, 2016
Speeechless3:
There is just this thing which comes up...correction it doesn't just come up but I think my generation grew up into it...more like became aware of it. Some are repelled by it for whatever reason(s),some have embraced it with the whole fibre of their beings for reason(s) which they honestly believe in...some are on the fence too for some reasons or maybe just indecision has kept them there. For me,...oh well, maybe when I am done, you can help me define my stance but first I have a story...

Some months ago,a notable legal personality cum scholar came to lecture us on a particular topic which he has an expertise in. The class was filled up, believe me, that course gives more than half of us the bejeezus so I guess my classmates were as curious as I was to meet the man who was a guru at it. He came but with a group of people who at introduction were all legal practitioners. They were all men with just one lady. They were all given a seat in front of the class while the legal guru rendered his superb lecture. By the way, that was the most interesting land law lecture of my life. I listened to him speak and I also watched the rest keenly. Some of them were interested and enjoyed it too like some of us but some were bored and were trying to wait out the lecture, none looked as bored as the lady while she crossed her legs and chewed her gum very decently( rare skill I assure you). My lecturer was in the bid to bring the lecture to a grand close, then one of the rest indicated an interest to talk to us. As we discovered, He was a Lion and President of a Customary Court of Appeal;his dress sense and speech skills were impeccable, I was impressed. After his charge, the meeting was brought to a close and we all dispersed. As I was heading back to my hostel, one of my course mates caught up with me and asked me after pleasantries whether I felt the woman was (marginalized or discriminated against, I can't remember his exact diction). I laughed then told me that I didn't because she didn't have any interest to talk to us and if she did, she didn't show it and I knew no one there was a mind reader. I brought to his remembrance the President who indicated interest and was given a chance. He smiled, gave me a look and walked on. I didn't give the issue more thinking time then.

That's the end of my story but you see pals, the concept I have been trying to shape my words around since up there is feminism. My real encounter with this concept was in 200level with the study of Children, Women and the Law. My mind was opened to information, facts, issues and so much more about this concept, some genuine and some ridiculous in my opinion. It made me seek counsel both scholarly, spiritually and some -ally ways I cannot define.
I discovered that I don't want to be a feminist not because I don't want to believe in women and their ability to deliver at responsibilities but simply because I realized that the word 'feminism' does not have an "in rem" definition. It then means if I say I am one, what is in my mind may not match what is in yours and no way I am going to let what I don't know define me.(Aside: also because many man-haters are using the concept as a cloak)

So I decided that I am an ardent believer of give honour to whom honour is due, gender notwithstanding. If the skirt can do it better than the trousers, she should not be sidelined simply because she is the skirt. She should be allowed to achieve her dreams and goals. She should be allowed to compete with the male for things which God in Heaven has not forbidden her to compete for and not be intimidated simply because she is female. If she wants to climb a tree, allow her to, I believe she's counted the cost of climbing a tree. I decided that I am against subduing and oppressing of women simply because they are women and they 'cannot do anything'.
When it comes to the divine aspect, on the authority of the Bible, I believe that men and women are created equal but their duties and responsibilities are different. Check out the curses of Adam and Eve. God has made them both different and none inferior to each other but each to complement and supplement each other in view of achieving one goal.
Then,to my fellow ladies, woman is the love child of God Almighty. It was only before making her that God admitted that something was not good in His own paradise. The favorite of a parent can never be sidelined even if he or she is the youngest. Always seek out, work towards and stand in God's will for your life and no man or woman will be able to topple you. You remember that bae in the bible called Deborah...
Another thing I discovered is that this concept is a Changeling and in my suggestion has to be applied like the mischief rule. What I am saying in essence is that objectivity should be made a main focus while dealing with any real or seeming issue of feminine discrimination.
Again I discovered that no matter how much we protest, shriek and stamp our dainty little feets, some deepseated customs can never change. My grandpa will never let me go get the yam from his barn and would prefer Ekene my toddler nephew to go get it. You think I should barge into the barn like a heroine and get the yam to show him? Lol, no way. Here, the battle is won in the mind. You are not inferior to the male simply because custom says so. Grandpa has his way but my mind gets my say...believe me,that's all that matters...
^^^^kaiiiii...see boooobsi!!! tongue

...anyways we dont belif u.... you a femmmmmmminist

CC
KingCheezyPuff & Audray (Other Nairaland femmmmminist)
angry
Romance › Re: Why I Am Not A Feminist. by MrCork: 7:46am On Jul 07, 2016
Speeechless3:
There is just this thing which comes up...correction it doesn't just come up but I think my generation grew up into it...more like became aware of it. Some are repelled by it for whatever reason(s),some have embraced it with the whole fibre of their beings for reason(s) which they honestly believe in...some are on the fence too for some reasons or maybe just indecision has kept them there. For me,...oh well, maybe when I am done, you can help me define my stance but first I have a story...

Some months ago,a notable legal personality cum scholar came to lecture us on a particular topic which he has an expertise in. The class was filled up, believe me, that course gives more than half of us the bejeezus so I guess my classmates were as curious as I was to meet the man who was a guru at it. He came but with a group of people who at introduction were all legal practitioners. They were all men with just one lady. They were all given a seat in front of the class while the legal guru rendered his superb lecture. By the way, that was the most interesting land law lecture of my life. I listened to him speak and I also watched the rest keenly. Some of them were interested and enjoyed it too like some of us but some were bored and were trying to wait out the lecture, none looked as bored as the lady while she crossed her legs and chewed her gum very decently( rare skill I assure you). My lecturer was in the bid to bring the lecture to a grand close, then one of the rest indicated an interest to talk to us. As we discovered, He was a Lion and President of a Customary Court of Appeal;his dress sense and speech skills were impeccable, I was impressed. After his charge, the meeting was brought to a close and we all dispersed. As I was heading back to my hostel, one of my course mates caught up with me and asked me after pleasantries whether I felt the woman was (marginalized or discriminated against, I can't remember his exact diction). I laughed then told me that I didn't because she didn't have any interest to talk to us and if she did, she didn't show it and I knew no one there was a mind reader. I brought to his remembrance the President who indicated interest and was given a chance. He smiled, gave me a look and walked on. I didn't give the issue more thinking time then.

That's the end of my story but you see pals, the concept I have been trying to shape my words around since up there is feminism. My real encounter with this concept was in 200level with the study of Children, Women and the Law. My mind was opened to information, facts, issues and so much more about this concept, some genuine and some ridiculous in my opinion. It made me seek counsel both scholarly, spiritually and some -ally ways I cannot define.
I discovered that I don't want to be a feminist not because I don't want to believe in women and their ability to deliver at responsibilities but simply because I realized that the word 'feminism' does not have an "in rem" definition. It then means if I say I am one, what is in my mind may not match what is in yours and no way I am going to let what I don't know define me.(Aside: also because many man-haters are using the concept as a cloak)

So I decided that I am an ardent believer of give honour to whom honour is due, gender notwithstanding. If the skirt can do it better than the trousers, she should not be sidelined simply because she is the skirt. She should be allowed to achieve her dreams and goals. She should be allowed to compete with the male for things which God in Heaven has not forbidden her to compete for and not be intimidated simply because she is female. If she wants to climb a tree, allow her to, I believe she's counted the cost of climbing a tree. I decided that I am against subduing and oppressing of women simply because they are women and they 'cannot do anything'.
When it comes to the divine aspect, on the authority of the Bible, I believe that men and women are created equal but their duties and responsibilities are different. Check out the curses of Adam and Eve. God has made them both different and none inferior to each other but each to complement and supplement each other in view of achieving one goal.
Then,to my fellow ladies, woman is the love child of God Almighty. It was only before making her that God admitted that something was not good in His own paradise. The favorite of a parent can never be sidelined even if he or she is the youngest. Always seek out, work towards and stand in God's will for your life and no man or woman will be able to topple you. You remember that bae in the bible called Deborah...
Another thing I discovered is that this concept is a Changeling and in my suggestion has to be applied like the mischief rule. What I am saying in essence is that objectivity should be made a main focus while dealing with any real or seeming issue of feminine discrimination.
Again I discovered that no matter how much we protest, shriek and stamp our dainty little feets, some deepseated customs can never change. My grandpa will never let me go get the yam from his barn and would prefer Ekene my toddler nephew to go get it. You think I should barge into the barn like a heroine and get the yam to show him? Lol, no way. Here, the battle is won in the mind. You are not inferior to the male simply because custom says so. Grandpa has his way but my mind gets my say...believe me,that's all that matters...
angry
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Does Not Have This Kind Of Nyash.. by MrCork: 7:44am On Jul 07, 2016
falconey:
grin
funny guy


[size=20pt] stop discriminating we don't choose our posture and physique [/size]
^^^^see mugu response....u people dont hav GYM ther in Nigeria? undecided
Romance › Re: 11 Types of Men In the Nigerian Dating Scene by MrCork: 7:42am On Jul 07, 2016
luisina:
No 3 tho.. Lol
angry
Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 7:39am On Jul 07, 2016
HateU2:
Noted
[size=45pt] PUTTTTTTOP YOUR PICTURE JORRR!!!![/size] angry
Romance › Re: Pls Say Ur Mind On Dis.. by MrCork: 7:35am On Jul 07, 2016
harrysjones:
GUD MORNING GUYS happy holiday Pls say ur mind on dis..

Two of my frds came visiting with their female partners and we decided 2 go out on a picnic, along with my little cousin brother.
After packing d food and all we needed, we set off 2 a quite beach. After chatting 4 few minutes, we decided to eat and began unpacking d basket which has d food in it, only for us to discover we 4got d spoons at home.den told my little cousin 2 go get it while we wait. He replied with disapproval saying ''I know u want 2 trick me so u can eat d whole food b4 I come back''. I promised him we will wait 4 his arrival, but he disagreed.
After much persuasion and promises, he decided 2 go. My friends and I started chatting and gisting to whirl away time and wait 4 my cousin's arrival.
After 1hr, dere was no sign of him. 2hrs went by, and I began wondering wot could hv delayed him bcoz d distance between our house and d beach can be covered within 30mins.
My friends and I were already going hungry but we decided to wait a little longer for my cousin's return. After 4hrs,d hunger was so unbearable dat we decided 2 eat with our hands. As we were about eating, we heard a rumble in a nearby bush and dere, my cousin appeared 4rm behind a tree shouting
"I said it, I knew u would eat d food b4 I return, I'M NOT GOING AGAIN".

Please if u were in my shoes, wot would u have done 2 ur cousin brother....??
pls say ur mind no harsh words plzz...
...so 2 of yor friend sleep wit yor female partner & u panic cozz foood IN basket haV 4 spoooons in a bush??..... WE DONT GERRRRRIT!!! ((no ofeinse)) angry
Romance › Re: Pls Say Ur Mind On Dis.. by MrCork: 7:27am On Jul 07, 2016
harrysjones:
GUD MORNING GUYS happy holiday Pls say ur mind on dis..

Two of my frds came visiting with their female partners and we decided 2 go out on a picnic, along with my little cousin brother.
After packing d food and all we needed, we set off 2 a quite beach. After chatting 4 few minutes, we decided to eat and began unpacking d basket which has d food in it, only for us to discover we 4got d spoons at home.den told my little cousin 2 go get it while we wait. He replied with disapproval saying ''I know u want 2 trick me so u can eat d whole food b4 I come back''. I promised him we will wait 4 his arrival, but he disagreed.
After much persuasion and promises, he decided 2 go. My friends and I started chatting and gisting to whirl away time and wait 4 my cousin's arrival.
After 1hr, dere was no sign of him. 2hrs went by, and I began wondering wot could hv delayed him bcoz d distance between our house and d beach can be covered within 30mins.
My friends and I were already going hungry but we decided to wait a little longer for my cousin's return. After 4hrs,d hunger was so unbearable dat we decided 2 eat with our hands. As we were about eating, we heard a rumble in a nearby bush and dere, my cousin appeared 4rm behind a tree shouting
"I said it, I knew u would eat d food b4 I return, I'M NOT GOING AGAIN".

Please if u were in my shoes, wot would u have done 2 ur cousin brother....??
pls say ur mind no harsh words plzz...
angry
Romance › Re: One Word For Her Please (photo) by MrCork: 12:35am On Jul 07, 2016
Jarizod:
Beautiful grin grin

Which state is she from abeg embarassed
... I used to nyansh this babe and she now live in Germany.... Her Nairaland is the name is Ellacute45... Been a there, done that ((true story) smiley
Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 12:03am On Jul 07, 2016
iamdurent:
Hateu2 I Like u but noway am voting vizkiz.

Falconey all d way grin
^^^^a fagggggggot voting for falconey... WTF angry
Crime › Re: Armed Robber Burnt Alive In Delta (picture) by MrCork: 11:18pm On Jul 06, 2016
Romance › Re: Nairalanders: Falconey Caught On Tape.....pics! by MrCork: 11:15pm On Jul 06, 2016
wailing:
Please Support and Vote Falconey for MR.Nairaland 2016 Thank You!!!

Join the winning team now....#TeamFalconey


Proudly Endorsed By Wailing grin grin grin grin



cc: falconey, bouyantbetty, valslove8715, Rhoby, ummeey, Shakeeraw, YTderin, prettyphlake, Honeybash, Idiataqueen, mhizzcutie, Enypie, queenoflafia, jenigurl,Kingtom, kyennygeo73, guchilady, CaroLyner, Salvame, komzybrown, Foxy4luv, eremy, Ichliebedich, Jentilia, honeydear, zinnyprecy, Mizzzbeee, Ayeesharh, Tbells91, Sarimah, beautified, bidexmimi, Cindy222, pweetiedee, thaenchantress, petiteee, shubs, Drkul, serah88, coldplay3813, dominique, PinkBarbie, rheether, serendipityF, Empress2014, princessdairies, shekone(m), tosyne2much(m), amii131, montezz, rmfunky, Faithluv5, jewelbaby55, candycrush, maryhaam, dobiee, Fynpatra, wamenzy, prettythicksme, JannahGem
.. Falconey??... That mechanic skinnny loooookin non nigerian from Ondo state?.... Bro.. I beg... Kindly move your dankarografalick thread to joke section jorr!! (no oofensse) angry
Romance › Re: Nairalanders: Falconey Caught On Tape.....pics! by MrCork: 11:10pm On Jul 06, 2016
wailing:
Please Support and Vote Falconey for MR.Nairaland 2016 Thank You!!!

Join the winning team now....#TeamFalconey


Proudly Endorsed By Wailing grin grin grin grin



cc: falconey, bouyantbetty, valslove8715, Rhoby, ummeey, Shakeeraw, YTderin, prettyphlake, Honeybash, Idiataqueen, mhizzcutie, Enypie, queenoflafia, jenigurl,Kingtom, kyennygeo73, guchilady, CaroLyner, Salvame, komzybrown, Foxy4luv, eremy, Ichliebedich, Jentilia, honeydear, zinnyprecy, Mizzzbeee, Ayeesharh, Tbells91, Sarimah, beautified, bidexmimi, Cindy222, pweetiedee, thaenchantress, petiteee, shubs, Drkul, serah88, coldplay3813, dominique, PinkBarbie, rheether, serendipityF, Empress2014, princessdairies, shekone(m), tosyne2much(m), amii131, montezz, rmfunky, Faithluv5, jewelbaby55, candycrush, maryhaam, dobiee, Fynpatra, wamenzy, prettythicksme, JannahGem
angry
Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 11:06pm On Jul 06, 2016
kamel4real2015:
you are bored do you need water to cool your body now.
.. Babe (Hate2u) tell u she bored & the best ting u can tink of is for her to drink ice water??.... abi??.. .. U Swaaagaless HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNNN... I GIVE UP!!! ((no oofensse)) undecided
Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 10:26pm On Jul 06, 2016
HateU2:
Yes. Next year after fasting cheesy
...so u want me to wait one year before u phuck me?....abi??.. ...u tink am on nairaland to sell ground nut?? undecided
Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 10:06pm On Jul 06, 2016
HateU2:
CuteH is impotent cheesy, daats why he's a gay. Trueee talk.

Yagarrrrrrrrrrrr
U ar getting ur punyyyyyy next year for voting for VizkiZ
...ok...so u gooono *phuck* me if i vote for that boy..Vizkiz? huh
Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 10:03pm On Jul 06, 2016
HateU2:
I dont look lyk Nigerian cheesy. I'm a bush girl
[size=24pt] .. PUTTTTTTTOP YOUR PICTURE!!!!!![/size] angry
Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 9:59pm On Jul 06, 2016
HateU2:
No o. Twas cutehector o. Vizkiz is gentle, only after dark skin cheesy.
...Cutehector?..that Gay guy? he wudunt no wot to do if naaaaked babe walk pass am.... Vizkiz is my Guy from Day 1.. he coool!! wink
Romance › Re: I Am Boreddddd by MrCork: 9:56pm On Jul 06, 2016
HateU2:
cheesy
...but why u ashame to putttop yor picture?...u dont looook Nigerian?. undecided

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