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Romance › Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by MrCork: 11:47pm On Jul 03, 2016

mizzbouqui:
I will tell my boyfriend for you o

...Boyfriend?...how will he aford u..by selling petrol??...STOP LYIN JORRR..u aint gots no man...Anyways i like that nyansh and we muss discuss.....and by the way, did i mention am from London & I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot!!

Romance › Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by MrCork: 10:32pm On Jul 03, 2016

mizzbouqui:
This nyte

... Wow... U Wanna have sexxxc wit me tonight this night? cheesy

Romance › Re: I Need Someone To Make This Clear To Me! by MrCork: 9:22pm On Jul 03, 2016

Shigoboy:
The level my gf takes it serious when i cant i cant attend to her demand at times makes me thinks a lot, sometimes i wondering if she is real or just pretending to be, please i need someone to enlighten me, it is a custom, biblical that a guy must always provide for his gf, even when they are not yet legally married?

she is dakskin meanin she a gold diggger.! angry

Romance › Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by MrCork: 9:17pm On Jul 03, 2016

mizzbouqui:
Mrcork gudnyt

....which nite?

Romance › Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by MrCork: 8:41pm On Jul 03, 2016

mizzbouqui:
Maybe last year

..so u sayn yor nyansh now due for inspetion?...i will inspet it for free

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 7:47pm On Jul 03, 2016

Estharfabian:

darlin are u gooono sit on my lap for 1 hour? cheesy

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 7:46pm On Jul 03, 2016

...any one seen that Refugee ARab loooking chick called *Hate2u*??....for some reason, Nairaland kinda quite & normal today undecided

Romance › Re: What You Guys Dont Understand. by MrCork: 7:41pm On Jul 03, 2016

HateU2:
God bless you for understanding some of it. Lol

^^^^^^any one seen this Non Nigerian immmigrant called Hate2u arrrround??....Nairaland is kinda quite today! undecided

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Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 7:38pm On Jul 03, 2016

Estharfabian:
LoL.

I really tried Ignoring your mentions Buh Lol! This got me Rotflr... Did Laveda die?

..Darlin am in London right now sittin naaaaked in front of the fan..but not too close.....am waiting for Green light!!! wink

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 7:35pm On Jul 03, 2016

ellacute45:
gerraaahia here mehnnnn...

if i strip off my shirt, u no u will jump on me...so STOP FRONTIN, u want me and u aint even Beyansi.......anyways, just like chocolate melts all over ice cream, I wanna pour myself over you! ((REAL TALK))

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 7:30pm On Jul 03, 2016

Estharfabian:
Why Not today?

I Could really use your company.....
LoL...I promise I'd pick Up! Bad habit I should curb, huh?

..hey sweeet hat..forget that mofolick mofo called Hecktor.....am here to love u like u should be loved & if u need company, then u can hav a peace of my love waitin for u!!! (((kaiii see lyrics)) wink

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 7:27pm On Jul 03, 2016

Cutehector:
shutup mrcork. Shut up.

Son..u a sad story but the goood news for u is u will stand a good chance of winning Mr Nairanand Drag Queen competition..we respet brave Gay guys like u who fight for yor kind! undecided

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 7:24pm On Jul 03, 2016

Laveda:

..Am glad u hav agreed for us to mate...I will linkup wit u when i arrrive in Nigeria next month and guess wot....I promise to buy u Chinesese fried rice & Super Malt in return for the favour!! (((THANK ME LATER))) wink

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Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 7:22pm On Jul 03, 2016

Cutehector:
shatap dia!!!

...how can u allow midget like Estharfabian diss u?...U ask to be her boy friend & she says *come back in 4 years...WTF??......Guys like u are big disgrace to real guys like us and truss me.....I should pull out my 17inches looong diiiick & slap yor face wit it!!!(REAL TALK)) angry

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Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 7:19pm On Jul 03, 2016

Laveda:
What does måting mean?

Corky you should contest for Mr NL.

...well acordin to Wikipedia: In biology, mating is the pairing of opposite-sex or hermaphroditic organisms, or u and me, usually for the purposes of sexual reproduction. .....hope this make sence!! wink

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 7:17pm On Jul 03, 2016

Cutehector:
Estharfabian why do you love your partner

....why u gooono let babe liike Estharfabian diss u like that......u ask if u can be her boy friend and she says u shoud come back in 4 years time.... (((WHAT A DISSS))) undecided

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 7:13pm On Jul 03, 2016

Estharfabian:
No partner for now Hector...

check back in...say, 4Years later?

^^^^^this one is a time waster!! undecided

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 7:12pm On Jul 03, 2016

Laveda:
that's good..

So what we talking about?

*Mating* between me & u...((we mate))...am a plaYA... remember!!

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 6:52pm On Jul 03, 2016

Laveda:
Corky I only said go to bed, does that imply I wanna have sex with you?

For starters you didn't state reasons you love your partner.

...partner?..which one? ....well i like them in different ways cozz some r better than others wit BJ..and i love BJ like krazy.....anyways, me & u muss talk..do somtin!! wink

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 6:44pm On Jul 03, 2016

Laveda:
Corky go to bed..

but why do u lades all ways tink about sexxxxc every time u come to nairaland?..why?

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 6:43pm On Jul 03, 2016

Laveda:
Corky go to bed..

WOW...u want us to go to bed?....so soon?....SLOW DOWN MRS...slow down!!! cheesy

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 6:41pm On Jul 03, 2016

Laveda:
Corky go to bed..

at 5pm?

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 6:35pm On Jul 03, 2016

Laveda:
I'm neither light skinned nor dark skinned.

..u see now how u homebase people fail exams & start blamin the teachers?...i ask u (a)..u telln be (B)....ARE U LIGHTSKIN OR NOT GADEMMMIT.....simple YES or KNOW? angry

Romance › Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by MrCork: 6:34pm On Jul 03, 2016

mizzbouqui:
Good 4 u

..now u talkin my language....anyways, when can u move it closer so i can inspet it? cheesy

Romance › Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by MrCork: 6:29pm On Jul 03, 2016

mizzbouqui:
Abeg leave me oo

...stop havin atitude like market woman....r u Beyansi?.. F**K NO......i like the nyansh..pirrrrrriod!!! angry

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 6:27pm On Jul 03, 2016

Laveda:

u dont neeed to make face like crocodie....simple yes or know question....r u lightskin? undecided

Romance › Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by MrCork: 6:24pm On Jul 03, 2016

mizzbouqui:
Which nyansh

yor nyansh looooklike cake!! cheesy

Romance › Re: You Think Your Partner Is Better? Come In by MrCork: 6:23pm On Jul 03, 2016

Laveda:
Good evening Nairalanders And Happy Sunday..

So I thought I should create some kinda fun thread today ..

There's always this unique reason why you're so much in love with your partner, you just don't see it in any boy/girl..

So it's gonna go like this......

#Ilovemypartner...

Because when I'm with him I feel alive, his sense of humour lights up my day..

Just like that, the next person that comments would follow trend ..

Leggo..

Cc:Twaci
Adeh39
Kwencypresh
Sandoski
Naughtynaughty :PP
Skarlett
Iamkingzlee
Monalisa185
Lanicky

are u lightskin? angry

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Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 6:07pm On Jul 03, 2016

ellacute45:
who said you committed an offence??
Don't be MrCork

..baby, so when are u comin to London so we can *get down with the get down?*.....i will take u to nice place called *Tesco* for shoppin!! (REAL TALK)

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 6:04pm On Jul 03, 2016

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

Yes or Nay?[/color]

..but why does mamagees foto always giv us guys a *hardon*...why? cheesy

Romance › Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by MrCork: 5:47pm On Jul 03, 2016

jpride:
I met a girl who narrated her ordeal to me. She was 15 when she got initiated into lesbianism by her family friend. Now she is 24. As she said, she love having romance with a man when the feeling comes but she have not had sex with a man because it appears irritating to her. She is so ashame of herself. Now she is ready to do anything just to break free and grow in feelings for men rather than her fellow women. What can such a girl do to break free from that shameful act?

There could be some persons who have broken free from that habit. Please your best advice will be highly appreciated

,..bro ,,talk to Audray, KingCheezyPuff or Ellacute45.....they are good leeesbians who will give the best lessssbian advise

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