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Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 4:42pm On May 09, 2016

ariyike23:
i swear i yaff lost hope on ur matter,,u rilly dnt wanna know wat my name is.. so stfu..

^^^^^ther u go,,,STFUareyouG0d juss confirmd u gots tribal mark that looooklike **letter T**...T for Tango.....can u imagine u as a wifey material?...truss me...I rather Kataport my sef to mars than to marrrrrry u!!!(no oofeinse) undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Flaunts His London Bodyguard On Instagram by MrCork: 4:39pm On May 09, 2016

maxdozie:
Mavins Boss Don jazzy who has been having a Good Time in London shared a photo of his London BodyGuard few Min Ago

Captioned it

“Chidi this my london bodyguard go beat you o. Lol cc @babyfreshmavin @altimsmavin @chidimavin”

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFMGEHMtR5B/

...i know the bouncer guy very well. I train wit him at Victoria!!(REAL TALK) wink

Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 4:32pm On May 09, 2016

ariyike23:
fccktard,non nigerian? c dis cotonou boy.. , u and daat range rover wey no exist sha.. y shuld i show u my pic? so u can self-service on it at 12 am bah

...and dont u hav sexxxxy nice sweeet english name like Sue, Sally, Sharrron, Tamara, Nikola......what on earth is Arriyiyikakakekegaga??...in 2016?...WTF....u homebase people mennnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!(((I GIV UP)) undecided

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Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 4:29pm On May 09, 2016

ariyike23:
fccktard,non nigerian? c dis cotonou boy.. , u and daat range rover wey no exist sha.. y shuld i show u my pic? so u can self-service on it at 12 am bah

...sweeery if u not hear to marrrry me...i beg ..vermoooooooooooooooooose!!!!((((((TIME WASTER)))) angry

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Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 4:17pm On May 09, 2016

ariyike23:
haaa,u yaff sold me.. ,

^^^^but why do u non nigerian imigggrants allways come to nairaland to derail beaurrriful marraige threads?...can u try that $hit ther in that Ghana?.....worst of all..even from yor grammma sef, i bet on my £28,000(cash) Range rover spot that u hav tribal mark..i lie?...PROOOOF ME WRONG.. SHOW US YOR PICTURE!!! ((SHAME))) undecided

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Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 3:26pm On May 09, 2016

ariyike23:
Ur daddy,sorry i meant yur fada for dat statement " i can av any woman i want". . ..

...sweery am from London pekam & if I say u r mine..u r mine..the only good news right now is *am a lover not a fighter n I Dont wannnna be a plaYA no more!!(kaiiii..see lyrics) wink

Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 2:15pm On May 09, 2016

Nairalanders...Get Ready for my wedddin....haters included!!: wink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHPDaXLtwwE

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Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 2:09pm On May 09, 2016

pweetylivia:
Lol. What is this one saying. And who said I'm not Nigerian?. And please try and improve in your English because its so obvious that you are the illiterate here. *runs

....and u aint qualify for marrrraige...u aint Nigerian!!! angry

Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 2:07pm On May 09, 2016

pweetylivia:
Lol. What is this one saying. And who said I'm not Nigerian?. And please try and improve in your English because its so obvious that you are the illiterate here. *runs

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^**kindly ask the imigrant to go on her knee.... farts on her face** angry

Politics › Re: Anxiety In APC Over Board Appointments by MrCork: 1:36pm On May 09, 2016

pretydiva:
Hope my name is on d list oo

are u lightskin? angry

Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 1:23pm On May 09, 2016

HateU2:
mumu of d highest order

^^^Ther u go,,,the fat babes all ways get touchy when u expose them (((fat & lovely))) grin

Celebrities › Re: Nadia Buari Stuns In Stylish Slit Outfit by MrCork: 1:11pm On May 09, 2016

ebosie11:
Actress, Nadia Buari made a fashion statement on Sunday with her slit dress. She was very gorgeous!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFJw80GTeoZ/

...i will definately pour inside...she loooook nlike my ex, SantaMaria wink

Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 1:08pm On May 09, 2016

HateU2:
At last oooooo!

Welcome iyawo wa

....but why are u ashame to puttop yor picture simply becuzz u r fat?..I have notin against fat women & fat women are nice....Loookat Ophra winfury.. (Fat & preety)..u should be fat n proud..serrriously! undecided

Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 12:58pm On May 09, 2016

pweetylivia:
Lol...I wonder the kind of advice you expect to get with your blabs... chicken

u meant giv a brother direction about marraige..not come to nairaland like ilitrate & start cusssin for no reason tryna derail thread like crackhead...This is the problem wit u non-nigerians....i swaar...Pls GO baccck home!!(no ofeinse) undecided

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Literature › Re: Tell Your April Fool Story by MrCork: 12:50pm On May 09, 2016

mismore:
Lolzz... Good for me, no APRIL FOOL.

Happy new month

^^^dyamm..this chick loooooklike a preeetier version of Onstelly....which u could help Onstelly loook preeety isted of loookin like Nigerian! undecided

Romance › Re: Happy 18th Birthday Obiorathesubtle by MrCork: 12:48pm On May 09, 2016

naughtynaughty:
Here's wishing one of my best frnd on nairaland a happy birthday

have a big big 18th birthday celebration
Pls be careful it's not easy to be an adult oo

Hateu2 and I says WE LUV UUUUUUUUUUU

Thanks for making dis place less boring for us.. Through ur comments, mentions and shares

Enjoy ur day nd don't forget to share pictures later

....WTF...18year old dont even hav booooobsi yet....how old r u? 17? undecided

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Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 12:42pm On May 09, 2016

naughtynaughty:
cork I nominate layla129
Her wife material is 100yards
She's a gud cuk
And light skinned

Mr cork talk to her

....wait ... undecided

Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 12:26pm On May 09, 2016

naughtynaughty:
Mr pekam london are u interested ??

kaiiiiiiiiiiiii.......waaaalaiiiiTaaalaiiiiiiiiiiiiii...anyways..by the way, who is the big nyansh fine babe posin next to the Range..sef?..your sister?

Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 12:23pm On May 09, 2016

naughtynaughty:
c u
Who want u before
Mr ' Range Rover

...sweeery if u tryn to seduce me for marrrraige becuzz i drive a Range Rover....truss me.....U aint the **one** and it aint gooooono work..keep tryn!!(no ofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 12:07pm On May 09, 2016

HateU2:
Tank God ooooo

Ghana man with Ghana colour!
Me too will pass

..ermm correction..I drive a £28,000 (cash) Range rover spot....meanin i can hav any woman i want..u included...so QUIT frontin ..jorr!! undecided

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Romance › Re: They Say This is The Best Love Making Position by MrCork: 12:05pm On May 09, 2016

GloriaSabipeepz:
Well So I heard o, u be the judge. Meanwhile check here for the rest of the photos http://sabipeepz.com/they-say-this-is-the-best-sex-position/

How it’s done
She lies on the bed with her legs apart and raises them up in the air. He kneels in front of her and leans forward in between her legs. He then thrusts back and forth and she keeps her legs up in front of his arms.

Why it’s hot
This positions allows deeper penetration and she enjoys another great angle for him to hit her center of gravity.

REALLY?....can we tryyyyit? cheesy

Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:55am On May 09, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
the good news is hateu2 is available for marriage. And she dates anything. Mrcork can marry her even tho she's not a wifey material

Hate2U?.....SAY WHAT?.......That refugeee looookin Magroscalapick trouble maker girl??.....

[size=16pt] .... NO THANKS.....I PASS!!![/size] angry

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Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:52am On May 09, 2016

naughtynaughty:
Mr pekam london are u interested ??

..Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeePaaaaaaaaaaaaa........THAT LOOOOOOOOOOOOKS SO LIKE MY RANGE ROVER SPOT..cheers!!! cheesy

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Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:47am On May 09, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Ok...

Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:46am On May 09, 2016

pweetylivia:
Please someone should pour this guy water so he'll wake up from his sleep

..seee yor headlike baby moskito....thread clearly says *please advise*... do u spek english?? ..goat!!(no ofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:44am On May 09, 2016

pweetylivia:
Please someone should pour this guy water so he'll wake up from his sleep

Romance › Re: Guys! What Would You Do If You Woke Up To See This On Your Bed? (Photo) by MrCork: 11:37am On May 09, 2016

janzguy:
This is really disgusting. Personally if I woke up to see an infested *ss like this one. Mehn! I would throw up straight!

www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/05/guys-what-would-you-do-if-you-woke-up.html?m=1

...that nyansh loooks familiar thou...am suspectin Onstelly or Hisduchess..I swaar! grin

Romance › Re: Guys! What Would You Do If You Woke Up To See This On Your Bed? (Photo) by MrCork: 11:36am On May 09, 2016

janzguy:
This is really disgusting. Personally if I woke up to see an infested *ss like this one. Mehn! I would throw up straight!

www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/05/guys-what-would-you-do-if-you-woke-up.html?m=1

...Second round.....why waste punnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!!!!!(REAL TALK) wink

Romance › Re: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:27am On May 09, 2016

iceberylin:
Just chill a while humans will soon evolve to be brighter than the Sun.... Mr Lightskin

...corrrection..I am darkskin...cheers! angry

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Romance › A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 11:19am On May 09, 2016

Dear Mr Cork, u a fine young handsome, gooodloookin, single, bachelor, livvin alone on 3 bedrrom house, sexxxy, cute humble, carin, husssband material God fearing, Sexxxx symbol, charmin, Sagitarrrrian, non smokin, sweeet lovin, church goin guy from Pekam London, who drives £28,000(cash) Range rover spot.... when are you gooono settle down & marry??

1..Pressssure from Home

2...,,Preeesure from Parents

3........Presssssure from my lovelys

4............Pressssure from babes

5....Serrrrrrious presssure from my EX,s

PLEASE ADVISE! undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Check Out This Black Woman Massive Backside by MrCork: 9:03am On May 09, 2016

Edwinmason:
digusting.....she need to go for body ironing

..see yo head like baby butterfly...u don't like big nyansh?...can't u tell her to sit On yo face? undecided

Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:54am On May 09, 2016

NiRfreak:
I am sure ONE day i will finally understand how this seemingly pointless thread gets to page 32

...sweery..plis.
if u have not in intligent to contreebute..I beg...vermoooooose!(no oofense) . undecided

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