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Romance › Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by MrCork: 8:27pm On Apr 23, 2016

Rejoiceavl:
Yes, I said so, and I expect everyone who has eyes to agree with me, my point is.. I should be declared miss nairaland without any competition, so my sweet lala just pm me to give me my price.. For anyone that thinks I'm fat, I'm still the most beautiful right,

...they don't have gym there in Nigeria?(no ofeense) angry

Romance › Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by MrCork: 8:25pm On Apr 23, 2016

Romance › Re: Breaking News: Prince Is Dead!!!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:13pm On Apr 23, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#FFA07A]°•°I'm assuming I know you[/color]

...pls change yor name back to queen valerie.....u make us fill like we talkin to a male & we hate that $hit angry

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Romance › Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by MrCork: 6:56pm On Apr 23, 2016

ellacute45:
you finally found her congrats

....Rejoiceavl is not has preeeety as u....no way....cant u see shes fat?? undecided

Romance › Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by MrCork: 6:54pm On Apr 23, 2016

Rejoiceavl:
Me, myself and i

...which me & i?.....looookhear sweeeeery ...if u lie again ehhhh...i will get u arrrested for Picture Fraud!! angry

Romance › Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by MrCork: 6:35pm On Apr 23, 2016

Rejoiceavl:
Mr cork, mind urself now?!!

...ok...be honest...who is the preeeeety chick in yor picture profile....and plis DONT LIE? angry

Romance › Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by MrCork: 5:59pm On Apr 23, 2016

Rejoiceavl:
Yes, I said so, and I expect everyone who has eyes to agree with me, my point is.. I should be declared miss nairaland without any competition, so my sweet lala just pm me to give me my price.. For anyone that thinks I'm fat, I'm still the most beautiful right,

....I tink u the most beauuurifull girl on mars....not earth!(no ofeense) angry

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Romance › Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by MrCork: 5:56pm On Apr 23, 2016

Rejoiceavl:
Yes, I said so, and I expect everyone who has eyes to agree with me, my point is.. I should be declared miss nairaland without any competition, so my sweet lala just pm me to give me my price.. For anyone that thinks I'm fat, I'm still the most beautiful right,

Romance › Re: This Is So Sad And Annoyin... by MrCork(op): 5:09pm On Apr 23, 2016

hifaif1:
Man shall not live by bread alone, brother!!!

....wot as bread gots to do wit cornflakes?.... Bro pliss go bakkko bed ..jorr!!(no oofense) angry

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Romance › Re: Difference Between Boyfriend And Boy Friend by MrCork: 3:12pm On Apr 23, 2016

ellacute45:
what?

..pls calm down wit the early morning atitude...how r u and .how big is it? undecided

Romance › Re: Difference Between Boyfriend And Boy Friend by MrCork: 2:07pm On Apr 23, 2016

ellacute45:
fine just school stress

Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Have Sex With Your BF/ GF Before You Marry Him/ Her by MrCork: 2:05pm On Apr 23, 2016

HateU2:
Is that my moniker

Romance › Re: Open Letter To Lightskin Females.... by MrCork(op): 2:04pm On Apr 23, 2016

forap:
Lol, if you move your candle closer to the tv, you will see that beyansi only represents true light skin beauty

....arhh ok...u sayn Beyansi is white...correct?...Bro, am goin to $hit...laters!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Open Letter To Lightskin Females.... by MrCork(op): 12:19pm On Apr 23, 2016*

forap:
YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL LIGHT SKIN NUBIAN QUEEN AND TRUSS ME, OTHER FEMALES ARE NO MATCH coz you represent true BLACK BEAUTTY ..i lie??

How can light skin females represent true black beauty? Please advice

..errm Beyansi undecided

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Romance › Open Letter To Lightskin Females.... by MrCork(op): 11:40am On Apr 23, 2016

Dear light skin sweeeries

We thank u for lookin light, much beauriful, far more sexxier, more sexxing lookin, plissin to the eye, and the closest thing to white women , half cast women and the Beyansi loooookin type... I lie?? cheesy

We are hear to tell you different... Why? ..Because society once made me feel its not about my good look, but Never let ANYONE, or ANYTHING tell you different coz u will all ways be the sugar in our ice cream.... I lie?? cheesy

love it or hate it....YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL LIGHT SKIN NUBIAN QUEEN AND TRUSS ME, OTHER FEMALES ARE NO MATCH coz you represent true BLACK BEAUTTY ..i lie?? cheesy

...opss, sadly ther are still only 4 lightskin females on nairaland but so far so good. ..so ladies, plis plis plis... do the right thing & change color to make men happier...Life is all about bein happy..I lie? wink

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Romance › Re: What Turns You On For A Romantic Time? by MrCork: 5:16am On Apr 23, 2016

Orikinla:
What turns you on for a romantic day or weekend? Hot hugs and kisses with sex, going to the beach, movies or shopping with your lover or spouse? What is now trending in the social media as what is your #GidiBlues? Hot food or a hot date?

u dont watch bluuuue film? undecided

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Romance › Re: This Is So Sad And Annoyin... by MrCork(op): 5:14am On Apr 23, 2016

HateU2:
mtchewwwwwwww

^^^^ther u go..prooofs our point...the village ones are usualy slow & jusss never gerrrrrit...a brother throws romantic questioons & her best reply was: mtchewwwwwwww.......how on earth can Nigeria advance wit bush chicks like this? (no oofeinse) undecided

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Fashion › Re: Lmao!begining Of Madness I Think!guys Will You Rock This? by MrCork: 5:03am On Apr 23, 2016

prettythicksme:
some guys are just too......... look at this pics and tell me what you think.Madness or what is this pics all about?

...darrlin putop yor picture agaain.i juss wanna see if i can kiss yor sexxxy lips

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 5:01am On Apr 23, 2016

firstEVA:
At least I know you are a wannabe badass

...WHA THE HECK??...are u the only chick awake at this time: 5am?.....fogerrrrrit jorr.....am goin bak to bed mennnnnnnnnnn!!!!(no ofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: This Is So Sad And Annoyin... by MrCork(op): 4:59am On Apr 23, 2016

HateU2:
ask lala

...ok seems u kinda slow today & juss dont gerrrit ...the village ones never gerrrrrit thou ...anyways, let me try & be nice & romantic wit u ....so wot u wearin right now?

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Romance › Re: This Is So Sad And Annoyin... by MrCork(op): 4:53am On Apr 23, 2016

HateU2:
now, I get it!!!

...quit derailin the thread...how do i drink corn flake witout milk?..gademmit? undecided

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Romance › Re: How Do You Turn A Lady Down Without Hurting Her by MrCork: 4:52am On Apr 23, 2016

HateU2:
Continue ur search 4 lite skin girls Mr pekam london.

Goat

..dont worrrry i can manage u...i herd u kinda preeeety a little...today is yor locky day! wink

Romance › Re: This Is So Sad And Annoyin... by MrCork(op): 4:49am On Apr 23, 2016

HateU2:
I can see dat u ar drunk nd high again dis morni with Mushin weed abi

Who ur cork don epp
Abokii

.. why u derailin the great thread & how comes u wide awake at 5am?...u work as Night security?...patrollin car pak the with touch light? grin

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Romance › Re: How Do You Turn A Lady Down Without Hurting Her by MrCork: 4:47am On Apr 23, 2016

HateU2:
So
How is dat my biz

...aint u sopose to make a man fill goood?...cant u be gadeeem romantic and at least try put me to bed? Goat! angry

Romance › Re: My Ex-husband Is A Beast...must Read... Painful by MrCork: 4:45am On Apr 23, 2016

HateU2:
Like seriously

...u dont hav husssband...u cant find man on nairaland....so wot quialify u to give advise on nairaland?(no ofeinse) undecided

Romance › Re: This Is So Sad And Annoyin... by MrCork(op): 4:43am On Apr 23, 2016

HateU2:
I can't stop laffing ooooo

Seun don get dis one here nah . Funniest troll of NL. We go ban u and mamagee 4eva ni. Husband nd wiffy.

...and how comes u still awake at 5am?...u dont hav electricity?....or did rats eat yor cable? grin

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Romance › Re: This Is So Sad And Annoyin... by MrCork(op): 4:41am On Apr 23, 2016

HateU2:
I can't stop laffing ooooo

Seun don get dis one here nah . Funniest troll of NL. We go ban u and mamagee 4eva ni. Husband nd wiffy.

...corrrrecttion...i no u love me...u no u love me...we no u love me....u cant help it...U comin on too strong like Siberian tiger & this is a turn of for me....come correct like a educated lady & trusss me...u will get me!

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Romance › Re: How Do You Turn A Lady Down Without Hurting Her by MrCork: 4:37am On Apr 23, 2016

HateU2:
edddiott(no hofenc)

How can u u come on line when you are not human being

....its 4.40am hear in london & i juss came back from a disco parrrry..........too many gadddddeeem mans in that f***kin Disco clun..the only 3 females were 2 waiter & 1 female security guard, didnt even get a f***kin dance! angry

Romance › Re: When You Find That "Perfect" Person by MrCork: 4:34am On Apr 23, 2016

PinkBarbie:
Sorry, forgive us.

^^^^^^^^kaiiiiiii..see lightskin yellow ice cream chick......am definately gonnno add this one too to my list and marrry her soonest!! cheesy

Romance › Re: This Is So Sad And Annoyin... by MrCork(op): 4:31am On Apr 23, 2016

HateU2:

Mr pekam London.
Igbira of d highest order
Naughtynaughty, coman see d husby I wan dash u oo since you are single.

...plis plis plis.....dont bring that Klasscofomorrrik Banadangotic ilitarate Naughtynaughty to this thread......let her stay in bed...i beg!!! undecided

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Romance › Re: How Do You Turn A Lady Down Without Hurting Her by MrCork: 4:28am On Apr 23, 2016

HateU2:
Abokiii, don't start this morni biko nu o.

Just leave me I beg

...ermm sweeery..but how can u giv addvise when u not a lady..are u?....If thread is about goooin to market to buy goat...then u can talk!!(no ofeinse) undecided

Romance › Re: This Is So Sad And Annoyin... by MrCork(op): 4:26am On Apr 23, 2016

HateU2:
Iya sukura beside ur house sells milk, goan ask her and let me have rest here. Edddiottt boy.
No oddense

...ermmm sweeery....clearly u never been to london....SHAME....anyways we dont hav nada called Iya Kakakra ( Wotever that means)....we hav 7/11!!(village girl) undecided

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