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Mediapace:
Ushers ushing ushals,only God will save me from them,i don't know their wahala,dem no go even allow person rest.

I have like 2 experiences to share with you guys. Lemme start with the first one:

Last month during service,i allegedly sat where females sit just to gain attention,before i even sat,one of our ushers was like :

Egbon,eeti fi iwa yin yi sile na(You haven't dropped your old act yet?) .
I was like : wetin consign you,you na wan spoil market for me

That one went like that inorder to avoid distraction during service.
This sunday again,i took my phone out again hoping to check my FG & MENTIONS on Nairaland,immediately i sneaked my phone out like this,another usher came to me saying :

Alagba why now,all your babes will wait after service now,don't ping in church .
I was like :
So all this usher don ja.


My people share your experience jere,i'm very sure they would have embarrassed you before.


Note : I'm not saying ushers should not do their job o,just for fun

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ee86ee]°•*bye [/color]

BlueEyeBalls:
What u want from me dude An apology

BlueEyeBalls:
yeah I love kids... So much I do, at least not the way ur dirty mind thinks dawg (no offense)

Realwvn:
Hello NNR,

My life has taken a rough turn since I got married as my husband derive great pleasure from beating me during sex. I really don't know who to explain this to right now, I can't even tell my own parents because it sounds completely absurd and appealing

I prepare myself for a deep sadness anytime he touches me during the night to make love to me. He beats me and buy me exotic gifts the morning after but I am getting scared everyday

He said he doesn't know how to control himself as his ex partner enjoys when he slaps her hard when they are making love. After tried to talk him into seeing a counsellor but he said he won't discuss his personal issue with anyone

Please, how do I end this? Please help me, I am about to run away from my home

http://www.naijanewsrave.com/please-help-my-husband-beats-me-during-sex/

...are u from the village?....

its called *SPANKIN* ...gademmmmit!!! ...I all ways spank my women!! (REAL TALK)

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8a2be2]°•You mistaken[/color]

BlueEyeBalls:
swerve

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#32cd32]°•°If you don't understand that you quoted
.....°I don't know how else ta tell you[/color]

BlueEyeBalls:
Beautiful hairstyles I find very hard to admire, never seen one on a nigerian lady though... But I love this !

KashyBaby:
Who's ur friend? Lol...I hope ur not talking abt me...

Well anyways, I hope that interman will be willing to be ur intern ..he need someone to guide him on how to be a pro juz like u...

INTERMAN:
where do u see all this jargons u type in my post for crying out loud?. How does being a virgin correlate with being a gay nitori olorun!

Rejoiceavl:
Yes, I said so, and I expect everyone who has eyes to agree with me, my point is.. I should be declared miss nairaland without any competition, so my sweet lala just pm me to give me my price.. For anyone that thinks I'm fat, I'm still the most beautiful right,

Stupedinluv:
This is not another derogatory message to black men but hard and real facts they need to digest before anything.

Its high time they looked at themselves hard and cry and work for change i e if they would ever have the resources to cause change.

Look around you and admit that black men all over the world worship white men. Whether in business, politics, invention, culture, development,etc. They see them as gods and reverence and submit to them.

Why gods? because all worshippers seek to pattern their lives after a deity. They try to emulate beings that are far supreme. In the same line, all black men want to grow and develop the same way white men have!

Have you ever wondered why they must copy the white man?

1. White men are smart: Yes there are dumb white men but the ratio of dumbness between white men and black men can be about 1 :1000.

You doubt?
Then ask yourself how few ordinary men can storm a whole continent of able-bodied men and render all of them powerless. Turned them into subjects, colonised and still recolonising them and bought many as slaves in exchange for cheap goods like mirrors. They are smart! They dont just plan they strategise properly and are future oriented. Till today, we are yet to recover and you think we have the smartest men in Africa? Big joke.

Black men play cool. Cool. Cool helps nobody! They were playing cool when they smarties took everything they had. Everything. Their pride and their shame!!!

2. White men are brave and nature friendly: They are fearless generally. They are not afraid to try. They love, appreciate nature better. They can go to the last place in the universe just to behold the beauty of nature. They are explorers. White men are unstoppable. To stop a white man you must be ahead of him in all ramifications. This attribute has endered them respect and admiration. This is why nobody takes any research /invention seriously until it has been approved by them.

Can black men do a quarter of this without heavy support from the alpha males? Can they have a breakthrough at all? Your guess is as good as everybody's

3. White men are deep thinkers They are not after impressing anybody with long talks or grammar jargons, they are after knowledge and more knowledge. They know thats the only way to rule the world. They dont entertain washy-hushy shallow thoughts but go into details, thorough study and real life experiences. White men are deep!

4. They love themselves more For every one white traitor we have a million black traitors. Black men are their worst enemies. Dont blame this on colonisation/slavery because without your black traitors white men would have failed in their quest. Who knows! They may disagree amongst themselves but they would stand in for themselves anywhere.

They see beauty in their race and sell the best. They understand lifelong programming and it has worked for them.

They are not quick to pull themselves down.

5. White men sell the worst of black people to the world Its a game and they are smart! Black men are not that bad but white men have made the whole world see them as loosers and unfortunate people.

Everywhere they go, they are respected less. From CNN to Aljazerra to BBC it seems no good thing can come out from black men. What are black men on about this situation? They cry! Black men cry and shut up afterwards cos they know who runs the world!

And they cycle continues.

adaksbullet:
I'm jos 8 these boys call mrcork curse he be shout upandan NL lik is he the oner off NL......we dat as travu go and com abrod his not mak mout .......im jus taya in these boys beavior

INTERMAN:
For your informatiin i'm not a GAY. Infact I hate GAYISM to the marrow. I can stab a gay that near me with a Maths set compass if I hold one!

ellacute45:
[s][/s]LOVE PEDDLER

...and plis dont call me PEDDLER....

[size=14pt] am a **plaYA!!!!** [/size]

ellacute45:
[s][/s]LOVE PEDDLER

JoaHynppes:
We Lightskin males

JoaHynppes:
We Lightskin males

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#32cd32]°•*NOT funny Cork
....°*I don't know why/how you think it is [/color]

^^^^ther u go again......this is ther spokesman & femmmnist leader for Dakskin females: KingCheezyPuff ... she hates lightskin females so she will atacck them in broad daylight.. Why so much hatred simply becozz lightskin females are beautifuller & all men clearly preffffa them. ... i lie??

[size=20pt] ...STOP THE HATIN FOR GODS SAKE....STOP HATIN ON LIGHTSKIN FEMALES!!!! ((SAD))[/size]

KashyBaby:
Who still wears thongs these days? Ur memory is totally getting obsolete,even ur still a lad...

Ladies nowadays are using C strings or G strings...go and Google it so ul find out...

INTERMAN:
I am a virgin guy. But I hate KISSING scenes in movies I hate it so much that I had to fastforward. or look away from it. It irritates me. Is this normal to hate this so much?

VoteRefiner2016:
Vote Refiner For Miss Nairaland 2016

AND WHY SHOD WE VOTE FOR REFINER??......is she has sexxxxier/preeeety/Curvy/Wifey material/sweeet looookin/Lightskin as Lanicky...huh??(no ofeinse)

refiner:
Mrcork at it again!

...cc myfantasies!

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#FFA07A]°•°*I don't know why you thought it was OK ta dump yer garbage here Cork

°•°An what's worse is you have supporters
°•°who likely don't realize yer just trolling but still agree ....smh[/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#BA55D3]°•°Course you do.
°•°He's not claming light skin men are the essence of Black/African manhood.
°claming them to be truly fine.
Eye pleasers that bring the Black/African race closer the all desirable white man.

……°•°Say nothing of the insult this is to Africans/Ebony people as a whole
°•°It's clear!
....We need to get as near to white as we can
°•°You know on our own we can't be beautiful/desirable.
°No we neeeeed white blood an
°•we neeeeed to strive to get as close to their skins as possible if we can't have it.
°°•°Don't worry if you don't come that way naturally  
...hit the stores an empty the selves of bleach!!

°•continue yer love affair. [/color]