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Romance › Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 11:51pm On Jan 26, 2016
..how do you feel .. what do you do or what should you do if female reject you?. angry
Romance › Re: Never Ask A Guy Out. Here's Why... by MrCork: 11:45pm On Jan 26, 2016
QueenValerie:
As pretty as our babies would be Cork, I don't relish the idea of bein' a unwed mother.
So I'll pass.
angry
Romance › Re: Never Ask A Guy Out. Here's Why... by MrCork: 11:30pm On Jan 26, 2016
QueenValerie:
shocked Cork you actually said somethin' that makes sense.
And You didn't say her issue was not bein' light skin.
You're actin' somewhat mature.
If I hadn't seen the blue type and checked the moniker,I wouldna known it was you.
...why do you all ways make my 17inches looooong *kondo* standddup eveertime you say sometin nice to me?....you too nice to me & I ain't use to women being nice to me...I think I will make you my baby mama!! smiley
Romance › Re: Pix; Which Number Are You? by MrCork: 10:51pm On Jan 26, 2016
oluseyiforjesus:
Pick your complexion, mine is 4.
....Sweeery can you remove 4 ..5.. & 6 from that picture! !!(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Should I Fork Them Before Marrying? by MrCork: 9:27pm On Jan 26, 2016
samukoji:
Hello Nairalanders, pls I need your advice

I am in a serious relationship with my fiancee. I have not yet paid for her dowry, but am planning to do so soonest.

However, I still have some babes that I like to fvck so that when I finally paid my fiancee's bride price, I wont be having outside affair with them

My question now is,
1. can I still fvck the babes?
2. If am to fvck them, is it better to fck them now or fck them after I have started with my wife?
3. If I fvck them now, will it have a negative effect on my relationship?

Pls I need advice. Thanks
. Bro ..if you happy for someone to *phuck* your sister before marriage..then yes! smiley
Romance › Re: The Beauty Of Eritrean Women by MrCork: 9:20pm On Jan 26, 2016
Fabulocity:
We've all heard of the alleged new law in Eritrea, in which all men must marry two wives. Whether it's true or not, we can't deny the fact that eritrean women are truly amongst the most beautiful women in Africa, and I'm definitely sure that most men would have no problem with this law. In fact, a lot of men from other parts of Africa will migrate to Eritrea for the pretty damsels there..
....errm correction....Somali & eritean women are 1000000% berrera & much prettier than all our Nigerian women EXCEPT FOR ONE LADY.......**ISHILOVE* (No commpitition) smiley
Romance › Re: Irony Of LIFE by MrCork: 9:15pm On Jan 26, 2016
Estharfabian:
Well, that's The truth...



That doesn't actually Answer the Question...undecided


...are you lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Never Ask A Guy Out. Here's Why... by MrCork: 9:13pm On Jan 26, 2016
InformedLola:
A friend learnt the hard way, see her story below:

There was this guy in my neighborhood that I had a massive crush on. It was so serious that I could barely spend five minutes at a time without fantasizing about him. The problem was he never seemed to notice me or have the same interest in me. Now there is nothing unattractive about me, in fact, I am a really good looking young lady and ‘naturally endowed’… believe me, I don’t need squats. I attributed his lack of interest to the fact that he is many years older than me, about 27 while I am 21. Also, he is a working-class and I’m still a student.

I felt he saw me as a small girl and each time I come across him in the neighborhood (which was never accidental as I was always hanging around his house) he would respond to my greeting with an absent-minded “how are you, my dear” which always hurt me.
So one day, I decided to take matters into my own hands; to take the bull by the horn and ride it forcefully. I could not stand suffering in silence much longer. That fateful night, I planted myself close to his house, I knew the time he usually came back from work, and loitered there in ambush for him for a full twenty minutes! I was in the most provocative clothes I could dare leave my house in without raising eyebrows; a very tight knee-length skirt that hugged my hips like die and a sleeveless tank top that exposed a bit of my small breasts. I also made up my face to even look more beautiful.

Finally he came strolling towards the gate of his house, as usual he was dressed semi-formally in long-sleeved shirt and trousers. My heart beat wildly as I approached him.
“Good evening Brother Tee.”
“How are you, my dear.”

But I planted myself in front of him this time around and playfully placed my hands on my hips, acting as if I was angry. “You don’t use to smile at someone self.”
That was how I was able to get his attention, I mean truly get his attention. I saw his eyes light up as though he was seeing me for the first time, they lingered on the hands I placed on my hips or was it the hips themselves?

We exchanged a few pleasantries and I asked if I could come and visit him some time, and he agreed, saying anytime on Saturday. We even exchanged numbers. I was overjoyed and congratulated myself for being bold enough to finally give him the hint that I liked him. Okay, it was more than just a hint.

But just today, all this joy and excitement came crashing down into depression. A friend, and not even a close friend, called and told me how she had heard from someone that I was a lose girl, that I had toasted Brother Tee and asked him to invite him to his room for a good time, that I wanted him to have sex with me. That she couldn’t believe I could descend so low and wanted to confirm from me.

I was devastated when I heard all this. It is obvious that Bro Tee had discussed our conversation with someone and had painted me so cheaply. Now I wished I had never dared to do what I did. I feel so cheap and useless now. Since that girl heard about it, many people must have heard about it too in the neighborhood.

How can I redeem myself?

Source: http://madamsabisabi..com.ng/2016/01/never-ask-guy-out-heres-why.html
..ok..you advisin women not to ask guys out coss another woman theiif your man...Abi?....sweeery you need teraphy!! (No ofeense)! undecided
Romance › Re: The Beauty Of Eritrean Women by MrCork: 8:57pm On Jan 26, 2016
Fabulocity:
Nope I'm saying ERITREAN women are very beautiful wink
...anyways...you are 1000000% right and all Nigerian guys (we all) agrre with you....eritean & Somali women are 10000000% times Herrera & preeetier than our Nigerian women!! (REAL TALK) wink
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by MrCork: 8:51pm On Jan 26, 2016
beeserious:
I don't get people that abuse people on anonymous fora. It shows lack of class and it makes absolutely no sense!!!
....see your Somali head like Ghana made toilet roll...you dont have man but yet you Addvssin another woman to breakkkup with her man.....you nid holy water on your for head...worse of all..you ain't even lightskin!! (No oofennse) undecided
Romance › Re: The Beauty Of Eritrean Women by MrCork: 4:02pm On Jan 26, 2016
Fabulocity:
We've all heard of the alleged new law in Eritrea, in which all men must marry two wives. Whether it's true or not, we can't deny the fact that eritrean women are truly amongst the most beautiful women in Africa, and I'm definitely sure that most men would have no problem with this law. In fact, a lot of men from other parts of Africa will migrate to Eritrea for the pretty damsels there..
...you saying somali women are better than nigeria women?....is that wot you sayin? angry
Romance › Re: The Beauty Of Eritrean Women by MrCork:
Fabulocity:
We've all heard of the alleged new law in Eritrea, in which all men must marry two wives. Whether it's true or not, we can't deny the fact that eritrean women are truly amongst the most beautiful women in Africa, and I'm definitely sure that most men would have no problem with this law. In fact, a lot of men from other parts of Africa will migrate to Eritrea for the pretty damsels there..
....so you sayin Somali women preeetir than Nigerian women? angry
Romance › Re: The Beauty Of Eritrean Women by MrCork: 3:24pm On Jan 26, 2016
Fabulocity:
We've all heard of the alleged new law in Eritrea, in which all men must marry two wives. Whether it's true or not, we can't deny the fact that eritrean women are truly amongst the most beautiful women in Africa, and I'm definitely sure that most men would have no problem with this law. In fact, a lot of men from other parts of Africa will migrate to Eritrea for the pretty damsels there..
angry
Romance › Re: Thank You... by MrCork: 11:46am On Jan 26, 2016
KashyBaby:
I juz wanna say THANK YOU to d Nairaland Forum Team for sending me a Birthday Greetings thru email..Highly appreciated grin grin grin grin
^^^^she finally ran away....we did it!!! wink
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson's Husband, Prince Odi, Shows Off Swag In New Photos by MrCork: 10:43am On Jan 26, 2016
ElFenomeno1:
I don't give a rat as.s
My opinion stands. You can fu ck off into the pits of hell if you have a problem
Vacuous troglodyte
....corrrection..

...my dear.. you no them..they dont no you.

..they have moiney...you don't

..they enjoying....you sufarrrin

...if you have a brain...that usualy mean your moookofarrrix opiiinion dont count...nada!! (No ofeeenae)
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson's Husband, Prince Odi, Shows Off Swag In New Photos by MrCork: 9:54am On Jan 26, 2016
ElFenomeno1:
Wife worwor
Husband worwor
Children worwor
Goodbye. undecided
....sadly...they have more moiiney & are doing Better in life than you !! (No ofeense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson's Husband, Prince Odi, Shows Off Swag In New Photos by MrCork: 9:26am On Jan 26, 2016
prinEbigbola:
Who told u he is an igbo man?now both of u who be Okoro
..uncle...name like mercy Johnson (tryna sound american)...Prince odi (tryna sound british)....is that not what IBO people do??....the only thing missin from their head is *jerry curl... I lie? (No ofeense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson's Husband, Prince Odi, Shows Off Swag In New Photos by MrCork: 9:12am On Jan 26, 2016
winkmart:
Photos of Mercy Johnson's Husband, Prince Odi Okojie looking dapper in local and foreign attires. More photos after the cut.


More Swagagaristic Photos here:

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/01/mercy-johnsons-husband-shows-off-swag.html
SWAGG??..like okoro swagg?....this IBO people mennnnn...I give up!!(no ofeense) undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: What Kind Of Pastor Is This? by MrCork: 8:49am On Jan 26, 2016
Nkasiobi87:
Good morning everyone. if you have been reading my previous posts then you will know very well how my story being. after getting a job and trying to ignore My husband cheating and other cruel characters towards me. he cheat with a female church member and promise her that he will marry her as a second wife.after much taking which could not bring any positive results I decided to let them be And mind my own business .he still enter my room when he feel like doing it with me .now it happen that am 2Months pregnant after 5kids. I told him about it he was happy at that given time.I then thought that maybe he will change this time to become a better father. on Sunday while the morning prayers was going on I couldn't stand up because I have started showing signs of pregnancy I was feeling very anemic so I decided to seat down. my husband came out and stop the prayer and start saying that I sat down because I wanted to show his mistress that am pregnant and that am doing drama for her mistress something that I have never thought of doing.he started calling me all soughts of names all to calm the mistress down incase she notice that am pregnant. all to show the mistress that he is not happy with me being pregnant. all to make me feel bad and not happy of my condition. while the congregation and the mistress was watching and laughing. when I couldn't take it anymore I decided to walkout of the church. one of his workers run after me and forcefully draw me back which leave a mark on my neck. his claim is that I shouldn't move out while his pastor is talking.I pushed him out of my way he slap me inside church while my hubby watch. with the little strength in me I fight back and leave the church premises. I was so hurt that I want to revenge on my husband and his worker. how will I be proud of this pregnant now that he has said in his congregation that all am doing is noting but a show how painful. how do I pay him back.I really wish the worst on them now.God help me that I didn't do something unlawful to them.
...bro are you ok?..no coma..no fullstop..no paragraff and then you call your sef man of God.. ..bro you need help!! (No ofnense) undecided
Romance › Re: My Picture ( Operation Get Ladies Wet ) by MrCork:



....bro i Jusss farted....pliss take it as a complimment! (No oofeence) undecided


Romance › Re: My Picture ( Operation Get Ladies Wet ) by MrCork: 7:00am On Jan 26, 2016
angry
Romance › Re: --- Beautiful Dark Skin Women--- by MrCork: 10:57pm On Jan 25, 2016
QueenValerie:
Cork,you already made your displeasure of my thread known on the first page . Cork you want ta be pitched outta here?
...why don't you out up your picture so I can vote for you..miss nairaland 2016! wink
Romance › Re: --- Beautiful Dark Skin Women--- by MrCork: 10:56pm On Jan 25, 2016
QueenValerie:
Cork,you already made your displeasure of my thread known on the first page . Cork you want ta be pitched outta here?
...you make me call in love wit dakskin women simply be coss of your ladylike attitude. ..REAL TALK...please can you do nairaland a big huge great ordnary great big humorous favour??.... could you please help convince Onstelly to change color to yellow...she wants to but she confused! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 10:32pm On Jan 25, 2016
onstelly:
Cos I keep on telling you to stop asking our girls to bleach
...baby why dont you help me to help you...all you simply need to do is change color & truss me...you be very beaurriful...just bleach! smiley
Romance › Re: --- Beautiful Dark Skin Women--- by MrCork: 9:47pm On Jan 25, 2016
..dakskin females are kinda ok though....all they need to do is change color & they be fine! undecided

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