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Romance › Re: My Married Ex Girlfriend Wants Me Back After We Broke Up 3 Years Ago ( Pics) by MrCork: 1:42pm On Jan 23, 2016
Monalisa185:
Lol...na her husband dey whine you ooo....fall for it at your own risk...lwkmd
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 1:37pm On Jan 23, 2016
chelseabmw:
God bless u mr ccocky... I really appreciate ur kind gesture.... Buh I need to consult her first before I accept ur blessings
..ask who?...QueenValerie?....bro she is a nairaland troble maker..I tried giving her my professional advise to change color to lightskin but insted..she cuss me out...PLISS TAKE HER AWAY FOR FREE...I BEG...IT'S ON THE HOUSE!!.... angry
Crime › Re: Graphic: Woman Kills Man Who Allegedly Tried To Rape Her In Lekki by MrCork: 11:06am On Jan 23, 2016
PapiWata:
This is a clear-cut case of self-defense. The girl was kidnapped by a man claiming to be armed, and then she fought back, since she could not be sure if the attacker would stop the progression of crime after rraping her, or choose to MURDER her to keep her from making a police report.

A competent lawyer should be able to get the brave girl out of custody on bail right away, and then later get her acquitted on all charges relating to her fight to survive an abduction and attempted assault by a violent attacker.
....so killllin a man trying to toast babe is self deffffense in ther in nigeria?....YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE R DYAMMM BAKWARDS MENNNN!! (No ofeeense ) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 11:01am On Jan 23, 2016
chelseabmw:
Can I be ur friend? I don't have a car like mr ccocky and I'm based in a small village in Ado-ekiti
...brother...if you like stubbbborn village goats..then am giving you QueenValerie for free....plisss take her away with immmmediate efect coss with ma blesssin as of today..SHE IS YOR WOMAN!!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 10:56am On Jan 23, 2016
onstelly:
MrCork me ordinary
grin
....ok..sorry....I mean beaaauriful Onstelly! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 10:18pm On Jan 22, 2016
QueenValerie:
Why Cork,I'm flattered.But not interested. grin
[...even ordnary onstelly is preeetier than you....too bad...onstelly (wfey material) will replace you!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 10:14pm On Jan 22, 2016
QueenValerie:
Why Cork,I'm flattered.But not interested. grin
QueenValerie <<<<<<<<< lessssssbiann!! angry
Romance › Re: She Wants Me Back But Doesn't Know I Know This....✿. by MrCork: 8:46pm On Jan 22, 2016
falconey:
Good day ladies and ruggedmen of romanceland.

Long time ago, 9 years precisely when we were teenagers we dated and had a wonderful memory, we were young and naïve at the same time careful.

Those years my hormones were very active that I could rape a chicken. I proposed intercourse but she denied and told me her mum asked her and made her promised not to give her body out until marriage. Well I obliged and we dated for 8months and lost contact when I left for my uncle's residence to pursue my undergraduate admission.

Fast forward to late 2015 , we are both man and woman now, she is done with her N.D programme and I still still on my b-tech programme.

We met again and agreed to start afresh, of course she is no more a virgin so I didn't bother to ask.

Like the india movies when they write iNTERMiSSION. ( It means wahala about to start isn't it? )

My friend's friend who dated her when I left her didn't know I'm with her right now, one topic led to another and he started disclosing how he banged for years and got her pregnant which they later aborted and that made him quit the relationship because it was an horrible experience said the guy.

Funny enough this lady made it clear to me that our relationship will be a no-sex relationship until marriage. That it is a sin, when I marry her I'll get the cookie. YEAH RIGHT. Most times she disregard sex topics.

The prob now is why is she denying me the COOKiE ? She gave her virginity away while I was gone which I helped her keep for 8months during our union in those young age.

And now the same thing is happening, am I some kind of MR NiCE-FOOL?


I'm not getting any. And how am I sure she can conceive when I marry her if I haven't test-drive considering she aborted a child once.
...apologgies again for farting near your face .... your story FAKE! undecided
Romance › Re: She Wants Me Back But Doesn't Know I Know This....✿. by MrCork: 8:44pm On Jan 22, 2016
falconey:
Good day ladies and ruggedmen of romanceland.

Long time ago, 9 years precisely when we were teenagers we dated and had a wonderful memory, we were young and naïve at the same time careful.

Those years my hormones were very active that I could rape a chicken. I proposed intercourse but she denied and told me her mum asked her and made her promised not to give her body out until marriage. Well I obliged and we dated for 8months and lost contact when I left for my uncle's residence to pursue my undergraduate admission.

Fast forward to late 2015 , we are both man and woman now, she is done with her N.D programme and I still still on my b-tech programme.

We met again and agreed to start afresh, of course she is no more a virgin so I didn't bother to ask.

Like the india movies when they write iNTERMiSSION. ( It means wahala about to start isn't it? )

My friend's friend who dated her when I left her didn't know I'm with her right now, one topic led to another and he started disclosing how he banged for years and got her pregnant which they later aborted and that made him quit the relationship because it was an horrible experience said the guy.

Funny enough this lady made it clear to me that our relationship will be a no-sex relationship until marriage. That it is a sin, when I marry her I'll get the cookie. YEAH RIGHT. Most times she disregard sex topics.

The prob now is why is she denying me the COOKiE ? She gave her virginity away while I was gone which I helped her keep for 8months during our union in those young age.

And now the same thing is happening, am I some kind of MR NiCE-FOOL?


I'm not getting any. And how am I sure she can conceive when I marry her if I haven't test-drive considering she aborted a child once.
..
...JUSS FARTED ON DRY FAKE THREAD!!! (No ofeense) angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op):
slide01:
I am single,am looking for a serious relationship.
BBM:7B0BC5FD,whatsapp number: 07064459483..
..handsome guy..QueenValerie is a known GOAT on nairaland...Pls ignore her be cos therrris hope: ....ther ra nicer cheap easier ones like...prettythicksme, lifeisabitch,kashyBaby, dollyjoy,HaneefahRN,klassiquette,onila, boogee,,Mrs Chima; OnStelly , twaci...rokiat,Andyblaze,joygalore, QueenValerie again (another attempt)....and the list goes on & on.. ... smiley

....Nubian113,mamagee & ishlove arebnot included though....they are special.
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 3:57pm On Jan 22, 2016
QueenValerie:
Find a different way ta entertain yourself Cork
Have a lovely day grin.
^^^^ther you go....typical dakskin female wit atttitude...she ain't even gots man & then she complains she can't find man on nailand...GOAT!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 3:27pm On Jan 22, 2016
QueenValerie:
No offenses? Look at all that mess you said.Not fuuny Cork,not funny angry
...sweaty...that not liked you & is ready to love & re-love you more than 50times.......wot else do you want from life?...gadeeeeemmmit?....don't you want moiney? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 3:21pm On Jan 22, 2016
[quote author=QueenValerie post=422 angry22932]Otr else or else what?
An I don't take commands Cork,especially not from you. tongue
[/quote]...baby am earning you...don't pusssssshit...when I other you to hoookup wit some one..you hoooookup wit someone...kabbbbbnish!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 3:20pm On Jan 22, 2016
slide01:
I am single,am looking for a serious relationship.
BBM:7B0BC5FD,whatsapp number: 07064459483..
...bro get ready and pliss change your short....QueenValerie dates anythin & she is homebase..truss me!! (No oofense) wink
Romance › Re: BLACKOUT by MrCork: 3:16pm On Jan 22, 2016
QueenValerie:
angry angry
...don't make me casst voooodoo spell on you that will make you shange color to lightskin yellow....YOU HAVE 24 HOUR OR ELSE... angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 3:13pm On Jan 22, 2016
QueenValerie:
Cork !
You want me ta put a hurtin' on you,don't you?
..QueenValerie...my dear....I COMAND YOU TO DATE SLIDE01 OR ELSE...... angry
Romance › Re: BLACKOUT by MrCork: 3:11pm On Jan 22, 2016
[/b]
QueenValerie:
[b]What did I tell you about quotin' then frownin' up at me Cork?
....have you shange color?...and .are you now lightskin yellow? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 3:08pm On Jan 22, 2016
slide01:
I am single,am looking for a serious relationship.
BBM:7B0BC5FD,whatsapp number: 07064459483..
QueenValerie is all yours...truss me!! wink
Romance › Re: BLACKOUT by MrCork: 3:06pm On Jan 22, 2016
QueenValerie:
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angry
Romance › Re: BLACKOUT by MrCork: 3:05pm On Jan 22, 2016
aminatawa:
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'Blackout' is an hot, exciting romantic story that will keep you wanting more...
'Blackout' premieres tonight at 9PM only on Aminatawa Stories.
I'll be posting part of the episodes on this thread with links to the full story. Please click on the links to read, like and comment on the episodes. You won't be disappointed. Thanks for your support.
...which supot? angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Which Female Nairalander Will You Like To Fvck? by MrCork: 2:28pm On Jan 22, 2016
delectablegyal:
mrcork. Deported londoner. He lives in aj city now.
...BRO.STOP DESIVINN INNOSENT PEOPLE WIT YORR DUMB GAME THREAD....YOU ARE NOT A FEMALE...YOU ARE A MALE!!! angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Which Female Nairalander Will You Like To Fvck? by MrCork: 1:57pm On Jan 22, 2016
delectablegyal:
No time, i don't want to hear delectablegyal. Cos she is un-fvckable.

Be bold, don't be shy. Don't care whose ox is gored.


[size=16pt] delectablegyal IS A MAN.....DON'T BE FOOOLED!!![/size] angry


Crime › Re: BEWARE: New Trend Used By Ritualists To Deceive People For Rituals. by MrCork: 1:12pm On Jan 22, 2016
StepTwo:
So I was coming back from Wuse, precisely Golden Gate Hotel, close to Wuse Market and decided to pick a taxi adjacent Zenith bank.


and this particular Taxi drove up to me with a driver and two passengers in it (male and female), the driver stopped where I was standing and asked where i was going to and I said Mpape, He asked the other ladies waiting and they said Katampe junction, the driver said since we were all going towards the same direction He would take us straight there.


we got in, he drove up to about Nicon Junction ,the lady who was inside before me decided to drop and after she did, the driver now asked the other guy who was also in the taxi before me if he had any load and the guy said yes, the driver started snarling at d guy, asking why the guy told him the first time that he had no load and d guy said he told him. the driver now asked the guy what was his load and the guy said just shoes and a carton of clothes.


To our surprize, the driving told the guy that what was in the carton wasnt clothes and the passenger repeated that it was his clothes and the driver said, "okay,since its clothes inside the carton, i will drive you to the police station, and all of a sudden the guy started begging d driver, we were all shocked, the driver now asked him where he got all d money in the carton and the guy said he worked for his Boss and he refused to pay him that is why he took d carton of money "which he said was in dollars" from the boss.

the driver now said He will drive the vehicle to the police and d guy started pleading again and offered that he will share the money 50/50 with the driver. the driver said no, that he would rather share it with all d passenges and the guy agreed, they now agreed on where they'll take the money to be shared, the rest of the passengers as well as myself were all quiet through out the arguement.they both agreed that we all should take it to a particular place and share," i have never heard of the place before".

I had a very terrible feeling about the whole arguement and decided to drop so i told the driver that i did not want to be a part of the sharing and he started abusing me, saying all sorts of things that I dont have the mind to live in Abuja which happens to be a place for the tough "as he put it". so i dropped and took another taxi to my location leaving them to share their money alone.

Just few hours later,news broke out that corpses of two young ladies were discovered at a particular location with their private parts and some organs missing. from the description given,it all went down to the very people i was with in the Taxi.


Please, Residents of Abuja and Nigeria, this seems to be the new trend ritualists deceive desperate Nigerians to their death, please beware of this and relay the information to the people around you.


Lalasticlala and Seun ,together we can save some lives


this starts with YOU .
....but why on plan net earth do you homenase people visit ritualist jussss to get women?....you leave by the sword...you die by the sword. ..pirrrrroid!! (No ofeense ) angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Black Women Hate Kissing?? by MrCork(op): 3:51pm On Jan 20, 2016
....kissing is even ilegal in nigerian movies.. 5 month immmprissonment.
SAD!
undecided
Romance › Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing A Nairalander Said To You by MrCork: 3:42pm On Jan 20, 2016
delectablegyal:
Whether online or offline. I heard some nairalanders have met in real life, dats why I included offline.

Some people are saying I'm pseudo, it's embarrassing.
angry
Romance › Re: When The Man You Are About To Marry Is Wanted By Efcc(photo) by MrCork: 12:29pm On Jan 20, 2016
signature2012:
Saw this picture on a friend DP..
...man?...bro which man r you planning to marrry??...in Nigeria?.....aint gay wedddin sopose to be 25years jail senntennse there in nigeria?..BE CAREFULL OOOOOOOooooo... undecided
Education › Re: Farida Lolade-Yusuf, Unilorin Best Graduating Doctor by MrCork: 9:38am On Jan 20, 2016
[quote author=Biliamin post=42141603]Dr. Farida Lolade Yusuf became the cynosure of all eyes yesterday as she dazzled everyone inside the University of Ilorin Auditorium with her superlative performance.

The young doctor carted home an incredible 12 out of 14 prizes in the college of medicine and her name rang out all through the induction ceremony.

Dr. Yusuf has always been a star, she was reportedly the only student of further mathematics while she was a student at the Federal Government College, Ikirun, Osun State. She hails from Offa, Kwara State. [/quote


. Can't she bleeeeach...gademmmit? (No oofense) sad
Education › Re: Farida Lolade-Yusuf, Unilorin Best Graduating Doctor by MrCork: 9:34am On Jan 20, 2016
Biliamin:
Dr. Farida Lolade Yusuf became the cynosure of all eyes yesterday as she dazzled everyone inside the University of Ilorin Auditorium with her superlative performance.

The young doctor carted home an incredible 12 out of 14 prizes in the college of medicine and her name rang out all through the induction ceremony.

Dr. Yusuf has always been a star, she was reportedly the only student of further mathematics while she was a student at the Federal Government College, Ikirun, Osun State. She hails from Offa, Kwara State.
...she ain't lightski ...can't she bleach?
Family › Re: Pastor, 70, Seeks Dissolution Of 41-year-old Marriage Over Sex Starvation by MrCork: 6:22am On Jan 20, 2016
Ursino:
And one would call such a man "a pastor"? Hmmmmm! Heaven is still far!
...so he's not allow to phuck..abi?...YOU GHANA GIRLS MENNNN!! (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Rate My Ugly Pictures by MrCork: 6:09am On Jan 20, 2016
Hadez:
Just got back from class. So bored sad rate my pix from one to 10 tongue
....WHOSE FOTO DID YOU THIEF AGAIN?....YOU HOME BASE GIRLS MENNNN..I GIVE UP!! undecided
Romance › Re: The Most Beautiful/cutest Guy/gal On Romance Land.... Ur Choice. by MrCork: 6:04am On Jan 20, 2016
refiner:
evening to u guys....I just can't sleep nw...so I just decided to create this thread,I hope u guys will cooperate....
guys who do u think is the most beautiful gal on dis forum
gals who do u fink is d cutest guy on dis forum.....

pls no bashing plsss.....
angry

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