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MrsChima:
Have you been deported yet?

MrsChima:
Have you been deported yet?

missgray:
Frank? smh

czarr:
Are they?

Guys can you give examples of things girls do that makes you think they have fish brain......

Oya
Iamlegend1
Cutehector
Mrsphyno
Vizkiz
Mrcork
Prettythicksme

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missgray:
I honestly didn't understand what you typed here or what you are talking about

missgray:
Just played the prank with my supposed bf and this is what I got this dude is never serious

prettythicksme:
Fuvking birthday? anyway thanks

Estharfabian:
uh...100% totally the girl's fault

ATMC:
Remind me again why your Landlord threw you out of his house that you had to squat with the mama who gives you attitude, loads of it to the blurring of your 'sense' of vision?

While at it, it's c o m p l a I n not whatever you had up there. Don't thank me. I don't need it.

examhall3:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/11/13/lords-chosen-nigerian-pastor-arrested-in-tanzania-for-allegedly-smuggling-cocaine/

PureEvanescence:
This topic interests a lot, but it's the unequal blame that is received from only one party that intrigues me the more. Now, I will not insult rape victims all over the world by making light of their traumas, so I shall exclude them in this. Let's talk consent, right? So, a man and woman come together behind closed doors and amidst smiles and giggles and chuckles and shy stares and selfish compliments, decide to take off their clothes and allow one thing go into the other thing, they shout and moan and make promises and cry and beg and swear and find religion in the process even. Then one of them arrives and instead of parking outside, he decides to park his milk coloured limousine inside the garage. Then they're both breathing and smiling. Bear in mind that in most cases, the woman will not arrive, she's merely a Valet, helping him park well. In other words, the oga most often than not, enjoys the most.

Then they go their separate ways. A month, two months, three months after, she realises that something is going on inside her. She calls oga to tell him but he says he doesn't know what she's talking about and stops picking her calls. She doesn't have a job and lives under someone else's roof, she has sleepless nights as a result of this and depression sets in. She finds oga and pleads with him for help, he gives her money and direction to a clinic where it's done, she goes and does it.

A man sees her at the abortion clinic and spits in disgust, 'women! who will marry this one?' 'tufiakwa! abortion, women are useless!' Meanwhile, he probably parked in someone else's garage the other night but we can't know because they're not built to carry evidence around like women.

When did it become possible that a woman can impregnate herself by herself? How is entirely one person's fault? Pregnant girls are ridiculed, shamed and blamed all the time but the men go unidentified, no one remembers them, they're not held accountable so they carry on with their lives, ensuring that other women get a fair share in the process.

Someone will say- well the women should close their legs, if you're in that category, please sit down and think again, it is okay not to talk sometimes.

This is not me saying that men should be shamed also, no one deserves to be shamed- man or woman. But if you must blame, how about the both parties get equally blamed?

Brining a child you cannot cater for into this world I think is the most wicked act on earth. We should focus on the people who birth ten children and leave them to roam the streets and suffer for no just cause.

Abortion to me isn't just one person's fault, in the case of rape and assault, it is, but like I said earlier, I will not talk about rape here, it is too delicate an issue. So, if you think otherwise, that it is solely a man's or woman's fault, I would really like to here what your reasons are.

ATMC:
So you quoted that long post just to frown


smh

PureEvanescence:
This topic interests a lot, but it's the unequal blame that is received from only one party that intrigues me the more. Now, I will not insult rape victims all over the world by making light of their traumas, so I shall exclude them in this. Let's talk consent, right? So, a man and woman come together behind closed doors and amidst smiles and giggles and chuckles and shy stares and selfish compliments, decide to take off their clothes and allow one thing go into the other thing, they shout and moan and make promises and cry and beg and swear and find religion in the process even. Then one of them arrives and instead of parking outside, he decides to park his milk coloured limousine inside the garage. Then they're both breathing and smiling. Bear in mind that in most cases, the woman will not arrive, she's merely a Valet, helping him park well. In other words, the oga most often than not, enjoys the most.

Then they go their separate ways. A month, two months, three months after, she realises that something is going on inside her. She calls oga to tell him but he says he doesn't know what she's talking about and stops picking her calls. She doesn't have a job and lives under someone else's roof, she has sleepless nights as a result of this and depression sets in. She finds oga and pleads with him for help, he gives her money and direction to a clinic where it's done, she goes and does it.

A man sees her at the abortion clinic and spits in disgust, 'women! who will marry this one?' 'tufiakwa! abortion, women are useless!' Meanwhile, he probably parked in someone else's garage the other night but we can't know because they're not built to carry evidence around like women.

When did it become possible that a woman can impregnate herself by herself? How is entirely one person's fault? Pregnant girls are ridiculed, shamed and blamed all the time but the men go unidentified, no one remembers them, they're not held accountable so they carry on with their lives, ensuring that other women get a fair share in the process.

Someone will say- well the women should close their legs, if you're in that category, please sit down and think again, it is okay not to talk sometimes.

This is not me saying that men should be shamed also, no one deserves to be shamed- man or woman. But if you must blame, how about the both parties get equally blamed?

Abortion to me isn't just one person's fault, in the case of rape and assault, it is, but like I said earlier, I will not talk about rape here, it is too delicate an issue. So, if you think otherwise, that it is solely a man's or woman's fault, I would really like to here what your reasons are.

PureEvanescence:
This topic interests a lot, but it's the unequal blame that is received from only one party that intrigues me the more. Now, I will not insult rape victims all over the world by making light of their traumas, so I shall exclude them in this. Let's talk consent, right? So, a man and woman come together behind closed doors and amidst smiles and giggles and chuckles and shy stares and selfish compliments, decide to take off their clothes and allow one thing go into the other thing, they shout and moan and make promises and cry and beg and swear and find religion in the process even. Then one of them arrives and instead of parking outside, he decides to park his milk coloured limousine inside the garage. Then they're both breathing and smiling. Bear in mind that in most cases, the woman will not arrive, she's merely a Valet, helping him park well. In other words, the oga most often than not, enjoys the most.

Then they go their separate ways. A month, two months, three months after, she realises that something is going on inside her. She calls oga to tell him but he says he doesn't know what she's talking about and stops picking her calls. She doesn't have a job and lives under someone else's roof, she has sleepless nights as a result of this and depression sets in. She finds oga and pleads with him for help, he gives her money and direction to a clinic where it's done, she goes and does it.

A man sees her at the abortion clinic and spits in disgust, 'women! who will marry this one?' 'tufiakwa! abortion, women are useless!' Meanwhile, he probably parked in someone else's garage the other night but we can't know because they're not built to carry evidence around like women.

When did it become possible that a woman can impregnate herself by herself? How is entirely one person's fault? Pregnant girls are ridiculed, shamed and blamed all the time but the men go unidentified, no one remembers them, they're not held accountable so they carry on with their lives, ensuring that other women get a fair share in the process.

Someone will say- well the women should close their legs, if you're in that category, please sit down and think again, it is okay not to talk sometimes.

This is not me saying that men should be shamed also, no one deserves to be shamed- man or woman. But if you must blame, how about the both parties get equally blamed?

Brining a child you cannot cater for into this world I think is the most wicked act on earth. We should focus on the people who birth ten children and leave them to roam the streets and suffer for no just cause.

Abortion to me isn't just one person's fault, in the case of rape and assault, it is, but like I said earlier, I will not talk about rape here, it is too delicate an issue. So, if you think otherwise, that it is solely a man's or woman's fault, I would really like to here what your reasons are.

Fynestboi:
Earlier today, two guys were paraded in Obafemi Awolowo University for theft.. The culprits who were not students from of the University were alleged to have stolen 25 tecno phones, 15 Infinix phones, ten laptops and many others.. They were said to have come all the way from Benin with no other aim but to steal..
In a conversation with one of members of the security committee, he said one of them had come before the other, he then gave a call to the other saying " guy it be like say market dey for this side"..
The culprits were dealt with as the custom of OAU and then paraded.









http://i-trends24..com.ng/2015/11/theft-in-oau-all-way-from-benin-to-steal.html?m=1

Oyind17:
Let's talk about the poor performance of some guys on bed

MrsPhyno:
If it's Phyno's baby, yes na me

darkskingoddess:
Lol I'm not lying ooo!

And as soon as you are able to win me over

darkskingoddess:
... when I was in a relationship.

Freakypinky:
Not you MrCork
I don't wanna mention his name for privacy.

darkskingoddess:
https://38.media.tumblr.com/84d519327f6d3b13deebe8ce5da4576d/tumblr_nl4edoKFM61ql5yr7o1_500.gif

Freakypinky:
I've always imagined what it's like to meet a guy on Nairaland.
This dude is very active on the forum and I've read most of his threads including his Diaries especially the Epic one.
I really like to meet him and I'm not sure how that's gonna be possible.
*Sad*.

GurlFriend:
A club stampede that claimed the lives of two students occurred after a Nigerian DJ joked that all coach drivers were ready to leave the nightclub .

DJ David Osahon made the announcement with a 'comedy' African accent inside the Lava & Ignite Nightclub in Northampton just moments before the students, Nabila Nanfuka, 22, and Laurene-Danielle Jackson, 19, found themselves caught up in a horrific stampede.

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David

His announcement was one of 14 to occur in half an hour telling people to get on board their coaches.

The young women had spent the evening enjoying themselves at the club, but chaotic scenes unfolded following Mr Osahon's announcement that coach drivers outside were ready to leave at 3.30am, the inquest heard.

The inquest heard panic spread as desperate revellers began trampling over each in a bid to escape leaving people "screaming, crying and moaning".

Nabila Nanfuka, a Northampton University leisure and tourism student from Neasden, north west London, was knocked down and crushed near to the exit.
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Laurene-Danielle Jackson, a Kingston University psychology and criminology student from Wembley, north London, was taken to the same hospital with critical injuries. She was transferred to Glenfield Hospital in Leicester where she died three weeks later.

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Jackson

He added: "I'm more mature and understanding now. I would do things more differently now."

Miss Jackson's cause of death was given as cerebral ischemia and traumatic asphyxia consistent with crush injuries.

Miss Nanfuka died from traumatic asphyxia consistent with crush injuries.


The 1,600-capacity club venue - which opened in 1996 - had its licence suspended days after the tragedy.

It closed permanently in November 2011 after operator Luminar Leisure Limited recorded losses of £198 million and went bankrupt.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/nigerian-dj-sparked-nightclub-stampede.html

viviangist3:
Posted By Vivian Gist

Caption

At this minute, I'm at Festac opening a new Silverbird cinema that will employ 50 Nigerian youths! #ibelieveinyouths

source https://twitter.com/benmurraybruce/status/665210598322405376TV

Islie:
www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/11/13/pastor-arrested-as-police-recover-seven-stolen-vehicles-inside-church/

Enahi:
Me goat right ok no wahala

Enahi:
As usual dem take light skinned girls swear for you.
I wanted to mention your moniker but decided not to because I knew you will be here in no time.

misspicy:
pig go and smoke
no offeinse

Diamonddris:
According to Nigerian cosmetics association, this few states are the states with the highest purchase of bleaching creams...



1.Enugu state

2.Imo state

3.Anambra state

4.Lagos state

5.Abia state

6.Edo state

7.Ebonyi state

8.Cross river state..

9.Ondo state

10.Ekiti state.


I think this igbo people are really taking bleaching as an occupation,, I think they really need some church...

misspicy:
Op where did you get this statistics from


yorubas are the kings and queens of bleaching abeg....most igbos are naturally lightskinned