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Crime › Re: 3 Suspected Armed Robbers Arrested By Rivers State Police (Photo) by MrCork: 9:50pm On Nov 19, 2015
chocolateme:
umu aka juru na Nairaland.
...SPEK ENGLISH.....ILITARATE GIRL!!!!! (No ofeense) undecided
Crime › Re: 3 Suspected Armed Robbers Arrested By Rivers State Police (Photo) by MrCork: 9:20pm On Nov 19, 2015
chocolateme:
uwc.. Never takes offense with insults associated with social media because that is a moniker and picture you are referring to. Again, no one forced you to quote chocolateme in the first place. Never quoted u before.
....u come to nairaland lookin for man n juss becuz we ignore u..u started cusin ino sent people for know reasson like ilitarate monkey..MADAM PLIS GROW UP!! (No ofeense) undecided
Crime › Re: 3 Suspected Armed Robbers Arrested By Rivers State Police (Photo) by MrCork: 9:09pm On Nov 19, 2015
chocolateme:
GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND.
^^^^^atitude....an then u complain u cant find man on nairaland. .Goat! ! (No ofeense) undecided
Crime › Re: 3 Suspected Armed Robbers Arrested By Rivers State Police (Photo) by MrCork: 9:02pm On Nov 19, 2015
chocolateme:
Bring them to book asap, make sure to get informations about their other cell members in order to help save lives that may be lost through them soon especially this season we are entering.
Na only them no see work?
...are u lightskin? angry
Politics › Re: Buhari Inspects Made-in-nigeria Peugeot Cars(photos) by MrCork: 8:28pm On Nov 19, 2015
Ndlistic:
President Buhari was pictured today inspecting one of the ‘Made-In-Nigeria’ Peugeot cars at the presidential villa, today, Thursday, November 19.


Source :https://www.naij.com/642883-photos-buhari-inspects-made-nigeria-peugeot-cars.html
....who the heck wana drive made in nigeria car in 2015?....u people dont even hav walkin trafick light!! (No ofeense) angry
Nairaland General › Re: Cows Ran Into A Bus At Ilesa-Ibadan (pictures) by MrCork: 8:24pm On Nov 19, 2015
talk2james:
Herd Of Cows Ran Into A Luxurious Bus Along Ilesa - Ibadan (pictures)


This happened around 10am today along Ilesa-Ibadan expressway. A herd of cow ran into a luxurious bus full with passengers probably heading to Lagos, a major disaster that would have led to the loss of many lives was averted thanks to God and the professionalism of the luxurious bus driver. However 11 of the cows loss their lives.

As at the time I got there (on transit to Ibadan) the luxurious bus (said to be badly dented) has been moved to the nearby police station, because the driver is said to be claiming damages from the fulani herdsmen.

I actually stopped thinking that they will sell the cow meats (at cheap price) before they get bad, but since the case is still in police station I had to leave.

Thank God for those lives that were delivered from death and RIP to the dead cows.
....but y are IBO people all ways runnin cow on publick main roads? (No ofeense) undecided
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Members Dressed As Health Workers Arrested In Zaria by MrCork: 8:22pm On Nov 19, 2015
Mogidi:
And the impunity continues.

Meanwhile tomorrow is the birthday of the hero of democracy.

Born: November 20, 1957

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3091316_goodluckjonathan_jpeg4dbaae06a29ac7e6eec7847ce00cb4fb

Happy birthday in advance sir!
...but y does he all wsys drwss like cave man? ...dont they sell suit in that nigeria place??... u homebase people mennnn!! (No ofeense). undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 8:15pm On Nov 19, 2015
...back to the serrrrius thread. ..ok can we all now agree to conclude finaly that the ladies hav spoken.....the prefa the londoner(me) wink
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 8:12pm On Nov 19, 2015
merit12:
Black head
....sweery yo english is woe fool...plis go back to selln ground nut!!! (No ofeeense) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 7:54pm On Nov 19, 2015
[quote author=merit12 post=40199505][/quote]ndoner I nor Dey say my yam nor don e oooo

....errm sweery calm down...from yor grama, clearly u never been to london. ....plis take yor time...come back n reply in good english. .bush gyal!! (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 7:26pm On Nov 19, 2015
zealot4me:
Mr Cork the NL a33hole wink
^^^^^CRACKHEAD all ways tryna derail our thread. ...keep tryn!(no ofeense)! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 7:18pm On Nov 19, 2015
merit12:
Yes boss
....anyways. ..sweery who wud u choissse outter thiose 2 & the londoner ?


Nomba 1. (Homebase guy...probabli nigerian (no ofeense) angry

Nomba 2. Another homebase guy ...probali nigerian! undecided


Nomba 3. The londoner from Pekam! ! (Usualy me) wink
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 7:13pm On Nov 19, 2015
forexbinary:
I really thought you have been permanently banned. huh huh huh

Missed all your half-baked irrelevant posts... angry angry angry

All the same welcome back... undecided undecided undecided

And my regards to your fellow London refugees cheesy cheesy cheesy.
...tank u felishia... Goat!! (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 5:16pm On Nov 19, 2015
merit12:
am dark mrcork favourite ask him

I have spoken
anyways bak to the serrrrius thread b4 been rudely intarupted by that imigrrant ghana boy......sweet hart, am a lover nota a fighter.....meanin I can love u n relove u twice a day...truss me! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 5:12pm On Nov 19, 2015
Andyblaze:
My friend, remember that
without stupidity there
wouldn't be intelligence, and
without ugliness there
wouldn't be beauty, so the
world needs you after all.
calm down son..yor highly little opiniun as been noted....go bak to bed jor..Goat! ! (No ofeense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actress Maureen Ihua Kidnapped In PH & They Demand N10 Million by MrCork: 10:04am On Nov 19, 2015
morereb10:
Nigerian Actress Maureen Ihua Kidnapped In Port Harcourt Rivers State, Abductors Demand N10 Million Ransom.One of the latest victims of abduction in Rivers State has been identified as Maureen Ihua, a popular Nollywood actress based in Abuja.

The excellent role interpreter was abducted at a function in Port Harcourt on Tuesday the 17th of November 2015.

According to eyewitnesses, 3 gunmen kidnapped Maureen Ihua on Ada George road in the capital city lof Rivers State yesterday. She is said to have been taken to an unknown location in Port Harcourt.

Today her abductors contacted her family members and demanded for 10 million Naira ransom. May God protect us all from these kidnappers working overtime to make end of the year money.

http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/11/nollywood-actress-maureen-ihua.html
...but y r IBO people all ways kiddnapin people? ....didnt people go to schkoll in that nigeria place? (No ofeense).. undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 9:01am On Nov 19, 2015
ojaydedon:
hahahaha....
Check out this mr corks old topic
www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet
..TANK YOU SIR. ....I SAY NO MORE..TANK YOU!!!!!! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 8:39am On Nov 19, 2015
nickkylawve:
Mrcork undecided a picture of ur £28,000 range rover sport or adontbilivt
.u guys dont belive I drive a range? .. 4real? undecided
Celebrities › Re: See Paul Okoye's Birthday Cake (psquare) by MrCork: 10:49pm On Nov 18, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Are u available? Buh I don't want u! (No offence)
grin grin grin
....sweery am from pekam .london. .u bein to london? .. hell naw.. then show respet!! angry
Celebrities › Re: See Paul Okoye's Birthday Cake (psquare) by MrCork: 10:17pm On Nov 18, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Where is Peter?
Abi na only Paul be psquare? lipsrsealed
....ok so u lookin for husssband?... forrrrgeriiit!! (No ofeense) angry
Car Talk › Re: See How Much A Brand New Car Cost In 1977 by MrCork: 10:15pm On Nov 18, 2015
...but juss in case u people ask again..well I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover spot! wink
Car Talk › Re: See How Much A Brand New Car Cost In 1977 by MrCork: 10:13pm On Nov 18, 2015
GurlFriend:
Gosh, to think that a brandnew car could cost less than N5000.

What happened to our currency?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/checkout-price-of-brand-new-car-in-1977.html
..wow......so u people still drives 1977 cars ther in nigeria. ...in 2015?....we use them has dusbin hear in london! ! (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 10:07pm On Nov 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
I choose u op grin grin but no ask me today if we can mate ooo angry
^^^^^^a lady. .thank God....I all way knew this wifey material chick hada good taste!! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op):
Durenttt:
*poos in his mouth* maybe ur mother shud also come and pick. Useless tin *walks outta thread*
...calm down son...we will miss u..Goat!! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 9:29pm On Nov 18, 2015
. ...thread clearly say ladies only but for some reason only guys responded.....is english not u peoples forst language ther u nigeria? ..LADIES ONLY! ! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 8:44pm On Nov 18, 2015
immortalvoices:
They will all choose the one who can guarantee them marriage and financial security not minding country of residence
.....tank u....are u a lady? (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 8:42pm On Nov 18, 2015
immortalvoices:
They will all choose the one who can guarantee them marriage and financial security not minding country of residence
angry
Romance › Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op):
...Ladies be honesst. .who would u choissse on a good day:

A. A rich homebase rich guy wit tribal mark as usuaal undecided


B. A rich homebase guy wit ther usual pot belly angry


C. Educated homebase guy wit 10 degree & 4 PHQ (or woteever) angry

D. Or jusss the Orddnary london cute hand some fine cute romatic claasy sweet good gentle lovable guy like me who drives ordnary £28,000 (cash) Range Rover spot! (Me) wink


..mature contriebutions pls!!
angry
Travel › Re: Extremely Beautiful Photos Of Nigeria You Will Find Hard To Believe by MrCork: 6:12pm On Nov 18, 2015
vosquare:
http://www.themsay.com/tag/10-extremely-beautiful-photos-of-nigeria-you-will-find-hard-to-believe/


Let's go straight to the point

1) Gubi Lake, Bauchi State



2) Kari Wakko Dunes, Yobe State


3) Agbokim Waterfalls, Cross River
.....rubbbbbnish. ...u stil cant compare that yor nigeria to our london. ...do u people even hav ordanay tariffik light in that place? (No ofeense) angry
Travel › Re: Yet Again, Trailer Falls On Vehicle. (images) by MrCork: 6:04pm On Nov 18, 2015
adedayourt:
d driver is not an igbo man, besides nobody has immunity againat accident
....we on nairaland disagree!@(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Stolen Sperm....please Help.! by MrCork: 5:57pm On Nov 18, 2015
JESUSBOIY:
Good a.m peeps ,.....ok,. my freind jst came to my house this morning, with tears he narrated dis to me.... [/qoute]he meet a lady at a resturant, tolu is her name, they exchanged contacts and got talking ,he really liked the gal and wanted to start a serious relationshp with her, after a 3weeks of dates,calls and chats, the lady started worrying him to invite her to his(my frnd's) house,..it wasn't long b4 he finally yeild .....to cut the long story short,.. .the lady(tolu) seduced him and they had protected sex .(she even had a condom in her handbag) when they were done,TOLU had removed the spe.rm filled co.ndom and asked him to go have his bath, ..... when he came back Tolu was no were to be found, and she had taken his spe.rrm with her, he attempted her number, it was switched off, he even tried tracing her house via the address she gave him, but was shocked it was all lies. i know how many times i have warned him about pre-marital sex,but he wouldn't listen, He's really afraid , as am typing dis right now....pls what do we do from here....

Sorry 4 d lengthy post and grammatical blunders!.....
....bro i hope u not prrregnant!!(no ofeense) undecided
Health › Re: Bathing With Sponges & Without Sponges. by MrCork: 5:38pm On Nov 18, 2015
Binchie:
Same with me
....are u lightskin? angry

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