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Ravenwolf:
Your conduct is very offensive. Goat.

Joygalore:
I laugh at your stupidity
I had to peruse your topics and profile,from the first to the last topic,your brainless was displayed.
I never knew I was just bothering myself replying a retard.
I asked a simple question and you turned it to somethingelse,which shows you are just a disgruntled human being
I am done quoting you except you become nice and apply decorum in your typing

Joygalore:
I laugh at your stupidity
I had to peruse your topics and profile,from the first to the last topic,your brainless was displayed.
I never knew I was just bothering myself replying a retard.
I asked a simple question and you turned it to somethingelse,which shows you are just a disgruntled human being
I am done quoting you except you become nice and apply decorum in your typing

Durentt:
Pls my fellow nairalanders u pipu shud help me I hav been banned in romance section till October 26 2019.
I hav wake up dis early morning and see holiday letter from seun and farano, i have been begging them since but dey do not wanto pity me
The same way they banned me till 2017 in the former acct dat i opened, they av done it again.
Abeg halfrica Targaryen oyind17 iamlegend1 StfuareyouGod MrCork Ebudoxman gamaliel121 estharfabian misspicy naijaboiy cutehector and my fellow romancelanders. Pls beg for me, I promise neva to break rule no 2,5 and 19 on nairaland again.






Pleaseeeeeeeeeee

Joygalore:
I dare you to ban me

vooyour:
yay! Congratulations for saying that really stupid thing! Someone give you a medal!

Ravenwolf:
For once, give the offense let's move on!!!

Joygalore:
I dare you to ban me

Joygalore:
You hippopotamus
I want to blow up those chances and see what you can do

...You can't do more than a church rat

swemzkid:
base on my notifications these are a list of states i think produces the highest prostitudes(oloshos) in 9ja

1) edo; this ones dont really love operating in local level 70% of them play away match and their main hq is in italy
2) benue state (TIV)to be specific this ones are probably the cheapest ashewos in 9ja and with high level of sex workers
3)rivers (ph girls) this ones are not cheap they claim to be high class babes they brand them self runs babes but as far as am concern they are all sex workers
4)cross river(ogoja) this one are similar to tiv they are relatively cheap in my area they are worth as less as even 200 naira they have high level of oloshos
5)calabar speaking girls;this ones are not very plenty in the ashawo industry but are also active and i think they are the best in bedmatics

u can add urs if u disagree or u can rearange it ur way

mods what do you think

Joygalore:
Ran away?
I am not a coward,dumbo

misspicy:
We know that in a heated environment emotions can run high,some guys that are normally calm might be tempted to reset the medula oblongata of their girlfriends/wife and feel very remorseful after


Ladies can you forgive and forget the slap?

misspicy:
We know that in a heated environment emotions can run high,some guys that are normally calm might be tempted to reset the medula oblongata of their girlfriends/wife and feel very remorseful after


Ladies can you forgive and forget the slap?

mKc9ET:
Hello.... The girl i had s***x with for over a year now said that am looking strong and mature now and will like to invite me in her house just because i hit the gym and this girl in quastoin we have stoped see each other for while now for no reason. What confuses me now is that i can smell dat she needs me back because she might be thinking am going to be more sexual active the way she keep touching my body while talking to me, i don't know whether am not being perfect before to her or is it DAT she is such a sex freak and for the fact that am dating some one seriously now am afraid tho play along... Guy should i go ahead and play this match?...

melalily:
The singer attended a boxing match between Miguel Cotto and Saul 'Canelo' Alvarez at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas on Saturday night with her husband, Jay Z, wearing an extra low-cut and slinky black gown that did very little to hide her boobs.

More photos >> http://spicyblogz..com/2015/11/super-sunday-h0ttness-beyonce-put-her.html

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1. Is she yor wife?......fuk no!!

2. isssit any of yor ghana business? ....fuk no!!

3. Can u arfod to date a lightskin female?.. fuk no!

4. Do u hav moiney/job?......no comment .... fuk no!!

5. U no her but does she no u exist?......fuk no!!

6. She gots moiney an can where wot she likes.....do u hav moiney an can where wot u like?....fuk no!(No ofeense).

EKITI001:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-zLC-mxANlo8/VlIJQrNEbvI/AAAAAAAHZvE/cgc8Qq1s_fg/s640/index.jpg[/img]

Senate President, Bukola Saraki meets top comedian, Basketmouth...


Basket mouth shared the photo and captioned:

[b]"Standing as the 1st man in my house beside the 3rd man in Nigeria.'[/b]r




https://instagram.com/p/-ZVHLonTv7/

mubarak001:
I am still laffing....married women and ppl's gf fantasize u! Married women right? Watch ur back.

viviangist4:
Posted on Nairaland by Vivian Gist

source http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/i-dressed-like-a-woman-to-defraud-men-alam-suspected-conman/

oluseyiforjesus:
Hello Nairalanders pls Let's catch some fun
Send in the pix of you and your (Girlfriend/boyfriend, Fiancé/fiancee or Husband/wife) lets judge who get d best couple with ur 'LIKES'


*this Mine;

Islie:
http://thenationonlineng.net/man-hangs-self-after-allegedly-raping-brothers-wife/

martinlooter:
Even the background where the pix was taking sef na gbese

martinlooter:
Na real olodo labata naim u really be, you dey London naim u dey misspell like person wey dey AJ, dem no dey teach una how dem take dey spell and type correct things for London, instead of embarrassing yourself with the torchlight phone you're using, why don't you get an android phone with auto correct function, it just goes to show how poor you and wretched you. I know the picture reminds you of the pains and agony you go through everyday as a result of your ugly looks, bringing mockery to you.
Sorry bro, you just failed to disguise your real personality. You sure are a real COCKHEAD. range Rover Sport ko, Handsome ni
Mtcheeew!!!

HungerBAD:
Residents of Okeho and Iganna communities in Iwajowa Local Government Area, Oyo State, may now sleep with their eyes closed following the arrest of some Fulani men suspected to be members of a notorious kidnapping and armed robbery syndicate that has been terrorising the entire local government for a long time.

According to a police source, the suspects were arrested after several reports of armed robbery and kidnapping of notable figures by the hoodlums who were said to be armed with high calibre rifles.

The situation was said to have forced the Inspector General of Police, Solomon Arase, to deploying his newly designed elite operatives of Special Intelligence Team (SIT) to Oyo State, to track and apprehend the culprits.

The reliable source also revealed that the residents of the aforementioned communities, which are border towns between Nigeria and Republic of Benin, had been living in fear over the criminal activities of the hoodlums, some of whom were said to be children of some rich Fulani herdsmen resident in the community.

It was further revealed that most of the victims of the hoodlums were rich cattle traders residing in Iwajowa Local Government Area as well as traders who ply the route for business in neighbouring Benin Republic. The activities of the hoodlums were said to have reached an alarming height as the state’s security apparatus could not check their activities.

Sources at Force Headquarters Abuja, disclosed that the SIT operatives, on arriving Okeho and Iganna communities, went undercover for two weeks gathering intelligence from locals before swooping on five members of the gang identified as Abdullahi Mohammed, 35; Abubakar Abubakar 28; Damanya Gambo 30; Usman Idris and Usman Saidu 30. Also arrested was a 30-year-old member, Hassan Maikudi, who led the gang in kidnapping his father over whom a ransom of N1.5 million was paid before he was released.

Others were said to have fled into the bush as the sum of N200,000 aned several amulets were recovered from the suspects.

Although the search for the fleeing suspects continues, some residents have hailed the police for coming to their aid, noting that the activities of the hoodlums could have plunged the community into ethnic crisis as there was suspicion between the Fulani and the Yoruba residents of the communities as to who really was behind the rampant incidents of robbery and kidnapping in the area.

Jimoh Abbas, a native of Okeho, said the Fulani residents were suspecting their Yoruba counterparts because most of the victims were Fulani.

He said: “The Fulani elders in our community thought that those committing most of the boys committing the atrocities were Yoruba. Whenever we went close to them, they would be looking at us with suspicion. Meanwhile, were also suspecting the Fulani boys because we have been observing how they were spending money around the area. We knew that they could not justify the kind of lavish lifestyle they were living and tension was building seriously. But all thanks go to God that the policemen from Abuja have solved the problem.”

In his own defence, one of the suspects, Mohammad Abudlahi, a Fulani from Kwara State, who claims to be a graduate of Mathematics with two wives and three children, said it was poverty that led him into crime.

He said that after graduating from the university, he managed to secure a teaching job where he earned just N15‎, 000 monthly, which he said was too poor for him.

He said: “Before I was arrested, I was a teacher. I quit my job because I wanted to join the Nigerian Army. I applied but I wasn’t admitted.

“I obtained an Ordinary National Diploma (OND) in Mathematics and Statistics from Kwara State Polytechnic in 2005 and went further to obtain a BSC in Mathematics from Kwara State University. I graduated in 2009 and proceeded for National Youth Service. I started working in 2011. I got a job at a private secondary school in Okeho.

“I taught Physics and Mathematics and earned N15, 000 monthly. I was very popular among most residents of the area, especially the people of my tribe. I grew up in that area with my parents and siblings. I was also staying there with my wives and children.

“Most of my friends who knew I was well educated knew that I was not making enough money from my job. A few months ago, two of them, Damanya and Abubakar, approached me with an idea. They said that since I was highly respected and well known in the community, I could always make good money for myself by giving them information about rich people residing in the community.

“I asked what they needed to do with such information and they said they would either rob or kidnap such persons. I told them that I could not do so because my eyes are very bad and I could barely see at night.

“Damanya told me that all they needed was for me to always look out for potential targets and when it is identified, in the case of kidnapping I would be on ground to gather intelligence from relatives of the victims.

“In other cases, he said, I would have to tell and give them information on persons they wanted to rob.

“We did a couple of jobs. I gave them information when they wanted to rob a cattle rearer after he had sold some cattle. I informed them when the man came home and I followed him secretly until he mounted a motorcycle. I gave them the information and by evening the news went round that the man had been robbed and the money he made from the sale of his cattle was carted away. From that operation, I got N40, 000.

“There were several other times they blocked the highway leading to the border and robbed traders going for business across the border and dispossessed them of their monies. When they returned, they brought my own share, because they didn’t want me to tell anyone the people who carried out the operation.

“There were several operations we did together and I usually got my share. But last month, they went and kidnapped one Alhaji Maikudi, who is a rich cattle rearer. It was his son, Hassan, who brought the job and I didn’t know his reason.

“Hassan is also my friend, but he works with his father who has a herdsman and they have several cows. He gave the information to Danmayan and they kidnapped his father, took him into the bush and kept him there for one week before a sum of N1.5 million was paid as ransom and he was released.

“During the operation I was in the community monitoring what was happening. I was attending meetings and I took part in planning how we would go and look for Alhaji Maikudi. My father also took part in the search. He was also in the bush looking for ‎ Alhaji.

“Some of my gang members were also with them and they were always relaying information to those keeping Alhaji. On my part, I was always giving them information about any plan that was to be carried out in the
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http://thenationonlineng.net/why-i-abandoned-my-teaching-job-for-robbery-mathematics-graduate/

martinlooter:
What is your problem, do u have problems appreciating funny things? I pity you

Shawarmaplus:
Even if u spend Pounds Sterling and live in Uk, does that guarantee u getting just any of our girls??
Lol...u mentality really surprises me. I really disappointed in ur level of reasoning...

DikSin:
Why is it that lots of these pretty likes begging for things. From money to recharge card(s), phone charger, earpice etc. The most annoying. Part of it is: they beg without coutesy. Making it look as though it's their birth right.

Is it because they they are fine? I doubt if they are ever going to change.

Let AmadiOha strike the mouth that will aproach me with a "because I fine" begging attitude. #Mtchwee


No wonder my neega (Lil Kesh) sang "Is it Because I Love You?" God bless that bro of mine.