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Romance › Re: Are you a Side Chic? by MrCork: 6:00am On Nov 09, 2015
raayah:
Are you a side chick? Not sure ?? I'll give you hints.

1.You know that he is having sex or romantic relations with other women.

2.He doesn’t spend the main holidays, such as Christmas with you.

3.He doesn’t invite you over to meet his parents, because he knows that your relationship will be temporary at best.

4.You don’t spend a lot of time hanging out with his close friends (for the same reasons).

5.He visits you at odd hours, and mainly for sex.

6.He only calls you by pet names, such as “bunny,” “baby,” etc. because he doesn’t want to call you by some other woman’s name by accident.

7.You find yourself putting more energy into the relationship than he does.

If the above mentioned points remind you of your relationship, then YES, YOU ARE A SIDE CHICK!.

BUT I'M HAPPY, I LIKE OUR ARRANGEMENT!


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Sex with someone you are attracted to is like a drug, and the more hits you take, the more you want. And once that drug disappears from your life, you find yourself feeling bitter, empty, you raise up your emotional walls, and you have a harder time emotionally connecting for fear that your next boo will leave you stranded like the previous ones. You dig a hole for yourself.

If you get pregnant, your fuckbuddy is not going to be there for you.

He won't commit to you whether you believe it or not. if a guy made you his Bleep buddy in the first place, chances are he did that BECAUSE he doesn’t see a long-term relationship working out with you , and BECAUSE he doesn’t intend for the current relationship to really go anywhere aside from the casual sex.

HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS MESS?

1. Be honest with yourself. What are you flaws? Why are you getting guys that are not committing. Look deep within and make changes.

2. What do YOU bring to the table? Will you bring value to your relationship once your looks fade? Once you’re no longer sexy?

3. Be physically AND mentally faithful.

4.Maintain your appearance. Even though looks aren’t everything – looks certainly are something.

5. Have standards. Take your time to look for a man who appreciate you. Don't jump on every dickk.
. ..Story..are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Embarrassment!! Girl Strips Unclad In Public Because Of This. Take A Look by MrCork: 5:58am On Nov 09, 2015
Omotayor123:
Odikwa serious shocked
Na wah ooo
..and plis spek english...nairaland isnot a market place!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Embarrassment!! Girl Strips Unclad In Public Because Of This. Take A Look by MrCork: 5:56am On Nov 09, 2015
mazeech:
Who didn't see this earlierhuh

Since Apple introduced iphone 6, a lot has been happening among lovers. undecided
Read on...

It is true that love can make us think and do crazy things! But, how about stripping completely Unclad in public – no pants, no bra? Would you go to the extreme to do what this girl did, stripping Unclad in public just because you want to make your partner understand your point?

The Chinese girl on this video you’re about to watch stripped fully Unclad in public just because her boyfriend refused to buy the newly released iPhone 6 for her! Passers-by, including children received shock of their lives. Some covered their faces, others kept looking, taking photos and recording on videos...Huh

What do you friends say about this iPhone 6s wahala

Question: If you're the boyfriend, will you continue with her, after the whole has seen her unclothednesshuh

See main photos and watch the viral video. 18+ please

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/iPhone_6
....ok ..so u prefa to see men strip than women...abi?.. bruv..r u ok?(no ofeennse) angry
Politics › Re: Photos From Reuben Abati’s 50th Birthday Party by MrCork: 5:53am On Nov 09, 2015
ibedun:
Ugly mofo! Look at his ugly dark face.
..he has moiney...you dont!!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: See What He Called My Butt by MrCork: 10:53pm On Nov 08, 2015
farano:
Okay let me go straight to the point. This guy always check out my butt every time I walk past him. This evening he stared at it and called it a limousine. Don't know much about cars but I think I prefer Ferrari.
Don't know if I should be happy or not undecided
...plis can I inspet it? smiley
Politics › Re: Buhari Meets With Nigerian Girls Who Bagged First Class In India (Photos) by MrCork: 10:48pm On Nov 08, 2015
Forumspotz:
https://www.forumspotz.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Buhari-Students-1.jpg

President Muhammadu Buhari during his recent trip to India played host to two young ladies from Kano State, who just bagged M.Sc degrees in the First Class category.

During his meeting with Nigerians who live in India, held at the premises of the Nigerian High Commission, New Delhi, President Buhari granted private aundience to Aisha Umar Auwal, and Jamila Muhammed, who had been sent on scholarship by the Kano State government, to pursue Master’s degrees. Both made First Class Honours.

The President lauded the two ladies for their feats, and commended such industry to Nigerian youths. He also praised the Kano State government for its emphasis on human capital development.

http://www.forumspotz.ng/photos-pres-buhari-meets-with-nigerian-girls-who-bagged-first-class-in-india/

https://www.forumspotz.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Buhari-Students-2.jpg
...is she lightskin ?...NO!! angry
Romance › Re: How To Collect A Bae Number Sharperly by MrCork: 10:11pm On Nov 08, 2015
uolamide:
This works for me 100percent, if it doesn't for you then maybe you should try going to wash your head 7times in ogboge river.. or so i think undecided

Four easy steps
1. Hell undecidedo sis i love the way you smile.. My name is Ajebota
2. I Hope we can be friends..
3. Can i give you my number, then you type it and you are like choi i just buy the sim o.. can i try the number to be sure i am correct... wink am sure the sharp guy can take it from here..@Mc ajebota
...this wunt work hear in london![(no ofeense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Manchester United Replies Susan Peters On Twitter by MrCork: 9:15pm On Nov 08, 2015
darmys:
This is a big deal. If you love football, you know how passionate football fans can get especially when their club is playing and then go ahead to win the game.

Nollywood actress who just got married sent out a tweet to her fellow Manchester United fans and she got an unexpected reply from the official twitter handle of her favourite club. How sweet?
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Taking to twitter, Susan Peters (Now Mrs Croon) said " Weldone Man U! Where are my Fans" .

See tweets from Manchester United below.

http://www.daminaj.com/2015/11/nollywood-actress-susan-peters-gets.html
..very ugly ting....she aint lightskin!!(no ofeense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Miss Nigeria, Ezinne Akudo Causes Fashion Envy At Miss Nigeria Pageant Finale by MrCork: 9:09pm On Nov 08, 2015
Datbohoochick:
Miss Nigeria 2014, Ezinne Akudo stepped out last night stunning in this beautiful gown, for the Miss Nigeria Pageant Grand Finale, held at the Grand Ballroom, Oriental Hotel, Lagos. The beauty who recently graduated from Law school, handed over her crown to the new beauty queen Pamela Peter Vigboro at the event on Saturday.

More here http://www.amkkay.com/2015/11/miss-nigeria-ezinne-akudo-causes.html
angry
Romance › Re: Opinion :top Ten Unromantic Guys In Romanceland!! by MrCork: 8:51pm On Nov 08, 2015
Manager123:
Ladies, Letz catch fun by having this Lomantic conversation grin cheesy grin

I can't help but wonder what these guys are always doing in Romanceland when they are hardly romantic. They sure know how to spoil romance for people who Sabi love. Haba!!!
Why can't you go to other sections and leave Romanceland for people like tosyne2much and wristbangle tongue.

Abeg no vex but I can't help but observe. #TeamAmebo grin. But we won't mind you telling us wetin you dey find for here.

Here are my top ten :
1. Agarawu23
2. Naijaboiy
3. Dharay99
4. Freemanan
5. Lalasticlala cheesy
6. Mrcork
7. DonTbone
8. Cutehector
9. Menix
10. Vizkiz

List completed. Letz catch fun. You can thank me lerra tongue

Cc. Omotayor123, missmary, aminat508, misspicy, Adeh39, firstEva, Oyind17, EroticAngelina, Introvert, and others.
...an for the record...I waz voted the most romantic guy on nairaland acordin to womens opinion poll result of last month.....no shakin!! angry
Romance › Re: Opinion :top Ten Unromantic Guys In Romanceland!! by MrCork: 8:47pm On Nov 08, 2015
hayjay16:
sad wah happened 2 ur skills?? undecided
^^^^^kaiiiii..see booobsi! cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 8:45pm On Nov 08, 2015
..anyways .bak to the serrrrius question...ladies..how do feel about guys who chew sugarcane....espesiaaly in front of a lady..talkless of eatin wit his bear hands in front of u.

an for the record..we r referin to homebase guys coz hear in pekam london..fok n knife is all ways our prefad choices.. I lie ?(no ofeennse)
undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 8:40pm On Nov 08, 2015
namedonfinish:
sis, if I were u I wouldn't be caught dead arguing wit dis guy... hez a clown, don't take him for real.... awon werey 100%..
^^^^^addvise comin from a guy who call himsef *nameoofFish*....this homebase people mennnn!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 5:58pm On Nov 08, 2015
Oyind17:
Hahaha...lmao! can you satisfy me? Am afraid u can't
..GOAT!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 1:58pm On Nov 08, 2015
Oyind17:
MrClock, what?
....baby..tonite our hart will bee has one...so I want u to hold me ..touch me ..make u ma woman ..tonite...cuzz ther samtin in ya romantic eyes I see n I will not be tray yor truss in me simply becoz am from pekam london & I simply drive £28,000 Range Rover spot or simply becuzz ma *kondo* is 17inches loooong but am ready to fill yor hart wit pleasure......

... sweery can u fill it & do I make sencse?
smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies! This Is Why You Dont Wear Pants To Bed (see Story + Photos) by MrCork: 1:47pm On Nov 08, 2015
miketechng:
pantiis2
Obong says women with BV may have an abnormal va’ginal discharge with an unpleasant odour, while some women may complain of a strong fish-like odour, especially after se’x.
“The discharge can be white (milky) or gray. It may also be foamy or watery. Other symptoms may include burning when ur’inating, itching around the outside of the va’gina, and irritation; while some women with BV have no symptoms at all,” she adds.
Yeast infection
To further underscore the negative effects of wearing panties to bed, online portal, Medline Plus, also notes that too much moist in the female genital area can lead to va’ginal yeast infection, most commonly due to the fungus Candida albicans.
“Wearing tight underwear or a pair made from polyester or some other material that doesn’t breathe can lock inmoisture and lead to yeast infections,” the warning goes.
Again, Certified Se’xuality Counselor, Evelyn Resh, says, “I do not recommend that women wear underwear to bed. Taking a break from underwear for the eight or so hours that you’re asleep gives you an opportunity to ‘air-out’ down there! Best to have an underwear-free zone while sleeping.”
And while yeast infection is not a se’xually transmitted illness, physicians say some men will develop symptoms such as itching and a rash on the penis after having se’xual contact with an infected partner.
The symptoms of yeast infection are as obnoxious as they are embarrassing, and they include abnormal va’ginal discharge, which ranges from a slightly watery, white discharge to a thick, white, chunky discharge; painful intercourse, painful ur’ination, redness and swelling of the vu’lva; and itching in the va’gina and the lab’ia. You may also feel burning sensation when you have yeast infection.Go natural
The online physician, Dr. Mehmet Oz, counsels, “It’s time to go au naturel.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ityhWLiMXw4/Vj0kO8gyW9I/AAAAAAAATRk/BlbydBKWXws/s640/12196034_941719645916444_6455168318256945196_n.jpg

Continue reading+more photos
http://www.nairaguide.com/2015/11/ladies-this-is-why-you-dont-wear-pants.html
..kaiiiiii...more picture pliss!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 1:36pm On Nov 08, 2015
Oyind17:
Lol, 3minutes guy
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 9:53pm On Nov 07, 2015
Oyind17:
Let's talk about the poor performance of some guys on bed
.Mr Cork <<<<< can last 3hours in bed non stop!!(True Story) wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke City Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 7th November 2015 by MrCork: 9:28pm On Nov 07, 2015
Jollyjoy:
My club go wincheesy cheesy
....weot do u no about foot ball? undecided
Science/Technology › Re: A Young Boy Constructed An Aeroplane In Enugu State (Photos) by MrCork: 9:00pm On Nov 07, 2015
SMARTgurUxxxxxxx:
Thank god that people still have talent in Nigeria,please wish this guy good luck to go further in his destiny..........
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#No be small thing o
..are tjey gonno use thhe airoplane to traspot chickens & cows from kano to lagos?.....u homebase people mennnn!!(no ofeeense) grin grin grin
Science/Technology › Re: A Young Boy Constructed An Aeroplane In Enugu State (Photos) by MrCork: 8:59pm On Nov 07, 2015
SMARTgurUxxxxxxx:
Thank god that people still have talent in Nigeria,please wish this guy good luck to go further in his destiny..........
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#No be small thing o
..are tjey gonno use thhe airoplane to traspot chickens & cows from kano to lagos? grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Looks Dapper In Killer Outfit by MrCork: 7:19pm On Nov 07, 2015
360jamng:
https://instagram.com/p/9yDOF-N07r/


caption: 6th Day… 'Let there be #SomebodyGreat' (Link in my,Bio) ☝
......but y do u homebase people all ways try to copy our londondress code??...sereiously..I giv up!! undecided
Education › Re: Student Studies With Stove Light ( PHOTO ) by MrCork: 7:04pm On Nov 07, 2015
INTROVERT:
No school, the individual is just plain dumb...
....can we pliss aplly comon sennce even when its not common?....wot is dumb about a had workin student studyin in the dak..madam..y r u so cold? (-no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Bizarre! This Nigerian Lady's Boyfriend Is Addicted To Licking Her Menses by MrCork: 6:41pm On Nov 07, 2015
ObiOmaMu:
What advice would you give this woman, please?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/bizarre-this-nigerian-ladys-boyfriend.html
...bro was wrong wot lickin punnny?....u dont like women?(no ofeennse) undecided
Crime › Re: Chilling Confessions Of High-Profile Edo Kidnap Suspects (Pictured) by MrCork: 6:36pm On Nov 07, 2015
rexbuton:
You said Ibos are kidnappers
.....brother..when did I evar say IBO people r kidnapper....are the kiddnaper not IBO?(no ofeennse) undecided
Politics › Re: Tribunal Sacks Darius Ishaku, Declares Aisha Jumai Alhassan‎ Winner by MrCork: 6:15pm On Nov 07, 2015
jane0000:
Wow! If true,then there is hope for women in this country. grin
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: ~Fynestboi is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2015~ Congratulations by MrCork: 6:13pm On Nov 07, 2015
ademipeju:
https://www.nairaland.com/cao
CAO
Joined Nairaland : June 16 2006
Moderates: Gaming, Video Games And Gadgets For Sale
CAO iz lightskin...we r votin for her! angry
Crime › Re: Chilling Confessions Of High-Profile Edo Kidnap Suspects (Pictured) by MrCork: 6:06pm On Nov 07, 2015
rexbuton:
Mods ban MrCork
..why?.wot did I do? undecided
Sports › Re: Nigeria U-17 Eaglets Set For Tomorrow's Match (photos) by MrCork: 3:55pm On Nov 07, 2015
viviangist4:
Am Happy for Them, Let the Cup come Back from the source, One Nigeria
We are the Champions Again
...theise bush homebasE boys that cant spek english!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Trust No One...trust No Woman. by MrCork: 3:53pm On Nov 07, 2015
Cutehector:
no jus carry ur stale joke come my side oo.. If not I go expose u...I knw ur real name and hav ur pic wid me here... So jus compult urself..
...stop bragin like somali cow...u aint gats nada....bro we still regard u as a female on nairaland thoough
undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies! This Is Why You Dont Wear Pants To Bed (see Story + Photos) by MrCork: 3:30pm On Nov 07, 2015
grad2012:
There is no beautiful thing than just sleeping naked.
...pictures!! cheesy
Crime › Re: Chilling Confessions Of High-Profile Edo Kidnap Suspects (Pictured) by MrCork: 3:28pm On Nov 07, 2015
dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/chilling-confessions-of-high-profile-edo-kidnap-suspects/


Picture From left: Late Dr. Paul Erie; CP Edo, Chris Ezike and Lucky Amiehi
...but why r IBO people all ways kidddnapin innsent people? (no oofeinse) undecided

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