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Romance › Re: Trust No One...trust No Woman. by MrCork: 3:26pm On Nov 07, 2015
Cutehector:
who is dis one? Abeg loss frm my sight...
..bro u are female aint u?...did I say somtin wrong? undecided
Romance › Re: What Are Your Most Embarrassing Drunk Stories? by MrCork: 3:24pm On Nov 07, 2015
nickkylawve:
lol funny dude .. U dis deported son of d soil grin.
angry
Romance › Re: Trust No One...trust No Woman. by MrCork: 3:22pm On Nov 07, 2015
Cutehector:
lol do u actually cry wen someone tells u sweet words... cheesy
,,,sweery why shud any man truss u? undecided
Romance › Re: What Are Your Most Embarrassing Drunk Stories? by MrCork: 3:20pm On Nov 07, 2015
nickkylawve:
Cow grin
...ladies don't swaar//u r not a lady....an for the record, am from Pekam London an then juss in case u ask again..yes I drive £20,000 (cash) Range rover spot...Tank you!! angry
Romance › Re: What Are Your Most Embarrassing Drunk Stories? by MrCork: 3:18pm On Nov 07, 2015
all4naija:
Sorry for the mixed up. I multitask a lot. She said those friends made jest of her for rambling for 3 hours. Not that those friends were dunk for 3 hours.That is very clear in her statement.
...which clear?...bro plis remove yor glasses & if u don't hav electricity, plis move yor candle closer...The chick said her boyfriend drunk & slept wit her friend for 3 hour...U dint see her post? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: What Are Your Most Embarrassing Drunk Stories? by MrCork: 3:13pm On Nov 07, 2015
nickkylawve:
undecided ur dumb
^^^^ther u go...typical Homebase girl...u catch them out when they lie & they start cusssin inosent guy for no reason,........an then they complian they cannot find man on nairaland...Goat!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Did D Mods Delete My Thread Abt That Fake Vizkiz by MrCork: 3:11pm On Nov 07, 2015
Shamstiel:
Y did u pple do dt so u support fake ppls on nairaland
...MOD delete yor dump thread...did they do somtin wrong? (no ofiense) undecided
Romance › Re: What Are Your Most Embarrassing Drunk Stories? by MrCork: 3:09pm On Nov 07, 2015
all4naija:
That is not what she said. She said those three people(her boyfriend and two other friends) made fool of her for 3 hours for being drunk.
..when?..how?...bro plis read her post aagain! angry
Romance › Re: Fake B000BS In Town. Guys Be Warned, Dont Be Decieved Oooo (SEE PHOTOS) by MrCork: 3:05pm On Nov 07, 2015
miketechng:
GIRLS OF NOWADAYS WONT STOP AT NOTHING TO GET ATTENTION FROM MEN. GUYS SEE PHOTOS OF THIS GIRL PUTTING ON FAKE B00BS
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2958024_unibenmetrofistcampusmetro338495_jpeg_jpegfc17c8be3576f07307863bf564968bad

OKAY THATS ONE. NOW SEE WHAT THE LADY I BROUGHT INTO MY HOUSE IS PUTTING ON THIS NIGHT. I TIRE .
SEE PHOTOS OF HER HERE! sad shocked
http://www.nairaguide.com/2015/11/fake-b000bs-in-town-guys-be-warned-dont.html
..looook hear brother.. no onne is complainin except u.....as looong as we can play wit them..we are happy...kabbbbbbish!!! (no ooofense) angry
Romance › Re: What Are Your Most Embarrassing Drunk Stories? by MrCork: 3:02pm On Nov 07, 2015
nickkylawve:
I am currently mortified because the other night, I got WAY too drunk and my ex boyfriend nd girlfriend came over and listened to me drunkenly ramble and make a fool out of myself for 3 hours. I have little to no recollection of any of it and can't stop regretting every time I think about what I possibly may have said. I am completely mortified.

So ladies, make me feel a little better? What are your most embarrassing/awkward/drunk moments?
..ok..so yor boyfriend drunk for 3 hours wit another woman?.. sweeery We don't gerrrrit..u want us to fill sorry for u to get u better?...Sweeery plis go bak to bed mennn!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Do Men Like Mean Girls? by MrCork: 2:58pm On Nov 07, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do men like dating or even marrying a mean girl?[/color]
...yes we prefa lightskin females!! angry
Romance › Re: Trust No One...trust No Woman. by MrCork: 2:53pm On Nov 07, 2015
marvelck:
Please trust no girl. cos the rate most ladies pretend to be responsible these days is something else. Many of them use Church to cover up. But by the time you get to know their true color, you would be shocked to your bones. Just like the story of a lady who pretended to be a responsible church girl, but is secretly dating/sleeping with more than three guys at the same time. And even dating a man old enough to be her father. And not only that, people later got to find out she was also once married though traditionally to another man somewhere while in secondary school. But refused to stay with the man. I don't know why girls of nowadays are becoming so loose and deceitful. Biko trust no woman! Even that small naive girl you think is innocent or still a virgin, might no longer be a virgin, and may even have enough lovers servicing her steady. The society is so rotten and full of deceit that those that are saints are now seen as fools. Lots of girls are now competing among themselves to be bad. Telling lies to them is just like ABC. They now do it with so much ease. Biko, trust only yourself, and no one!
....see yor Gay face like Elton john,s boyfriend...So u want us to hate women & love men...abi?. for wot?

...Loooooookhear Brother ..if u cant handle rejection plis go n drink Beer or somtiin!!!! (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 2:49pm On Nov 07, 2015
onstelly:
I see
....darling...yor beaurifill teeth looklike crocodile skin made from alligator & fact remains that witout u ther is no nairaland coz u loooklike cake mixed wit Ribena n Honeyflakes cherry ice cream whisky....how much is yor Dowry? wink
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 2:41pm On Nov 07, 2015
LadyX:
This made my evening cheesy
I wonder what you are like in real life grin
tanks....dyammm I gots lyrics!!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Never Happened To Me Before by MrCork: 2:38pm On Nov 07, 2015
shantelrandy:
..you must be blind or u simply have understanding issue.
...we hav people like u enkoragin golddidders like DOvelike to go around begin blind men for moiney & then u now open yor wide Ghana mouth to tell me..a whole Londoner that I have to undertand issues u have.......Sweeery clearly u nid help & clearly u not ok in the head!! (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 7:53pm On Nov 06, 2015
LadyX:
grin cheesy
You are one smart guy (troll wink )
Your posts usually make me laugh.

Now that I already know you have a £28,000 Range Rover Sport, how will you know my love is genuine? That's to say, if you love a rich guy, how do you make him know that you actually love him and not his money?
^^^^^ther u go....didnt I warn u people she waz gonno fall in love the moment I post the thread. ..the chick is in love (truss me) wink
Romance › Re: Ladies Alert!!!!!! by MrCork: 7:50pm On Nov 06, 2015
Benignasweety:
go tru it again and receive sense ijn.
...firssst u post thread on nairaland aski n women to chose proostition & then abot ther babies... .an then u now come up wit atitude coz u get busted..GROW UP B MADAM! !!! (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Alert!!!!!! by MrCork: 6:07pm On Nov 06, 2015
Benignasweety:
This is to inform all the amiable ladies who has started engaging in sexual acts that the use of protection and contraceptives is cool and as such the best.... But shld a lady get pregnant and she knws she doesn't want to keep it, do urself a favour and terminate it without telling ur man. Note: Any man who has had his girlfriend have an abortion, no matter the love he claims to have for her will NEVER marry her. If you are bold enough to kip d pregnancy, u wld forever remain happy cuz no matter wat, ur boyfriend will cherish your courage and would be thankful you gave him a MINI-HIM.... Ladies take lnote plx..
...u encoragin women to hav abotion n become proostitute..SHAME ON YOU SIR!! (No ofeense) angry
Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by MrCork: 5:56pm On Nov 06, 2015
Durentt:
idiiat. MrCork can coman continue with u. Am done wit u. I hate liars and pretenders.
....two nairaland crackhead males (Halfrica & Durentt) pretendin to females havin argument. ...dumb foooools!! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 5:26pm On Nov 06, 2015
LadyX:
Am not offended at all ....you raised great points

Just waiting for mrcork to bring his points to the table
..ok then let me start witdis one...*baby..I want somebory to love me for me not becuzz I drive £28'000 (cash) range rover spot but be cuz am lookin for a love solid as a rock. .the gr8 ting is that yor eyes look like a shootin star travelin from dubai to singapore but then yor voice sound like the new shape voxwagen so the question is..how much dowry wud u require for yor hand in marraige? smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op): 5:16pm On Nov 06, 2015
SexyCeline:
Owkay..bring it on
... bring it on?...sweery .the problem izzzz..can u handle it?..may I remind u that am very romantick n I say the sweetest things to the ladies which often result to them askin for ma hand in marraige (True story) wink
Romance › Ladies..please Step In!! by MrCork(op):
..Hello Ladies. .today is the intanational year of Romance (check yor Calendar) which encorage us has adults to talk about love..

...so which of u ladies went to church today.....to repent?

Mature reply s only!
wink
Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 6:24am On Nov 06, 2015
laurenziz6:
ro dont think becoz u are 'allegedly' a londoneer make u think ur better than any homebase guys
because white and blacks are completely different
just becoz u stay in london wont make dem giv a self-service about u
becoz any slight mistake off u go u will be deported bak home with nothing
and then what will u have to boast off and brag about?
they say pride comes b4 a fall

and please dont forget to upload a pic of u in ur range rover sport holding a couple thousand pounds
because nobody seems to believe ur in london here on NL

P.S just because ur in london dosent mean u will be given special treatment cool
no offence grin
...brother. when did I abuse anybody? .I hav notin against u homebase guys juss coz u sell petrol. ....all am askin is whether females wud date u people coz u all ways eat wit yor hands..... I lie?... ok when waz the last time u use fok n knife? (No ofeense)i undecided
Romance › Re: Never Happened To Me Before by MrCork: 6:05am On Nov 06, 2015
dovelike:
Today was one of the most embarrassing day of my life cry. I went to my school financial building to inquire about some money they were supposed to give me.

I was attended to by a guy. I hardly classify men as handsome but I was almost blinded by his this guy's handsomeness. His clothe was tight in the right places grin , lips red and full, teeth white as snow, nice mustache.

When he asked me how he could help me I totally forgot my question. I just mumbled something. In order to avoid embarrassing me he then asked me for my school ID, I couldn't remember that too. My SCHOOL ID!!! I use this everyday. I was sooo embarrassed. He even smiled. cry

I had to frown at him so he wouldn't get any ideas. God!
I left that place almost in tears.
...ok...so u wentt to a school buildin to beg blind man for moiney n then u frown at him simply coz he embarass u...abi?..u a goldddigger!! (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Never Happened To Me Before by MrCork: 6:00am On Nov 06, 2015
dovelike:
Today was one of the most embarrassing day of my life cry. I went to my school financial building to inquire about some money they were supposed to give me.

I was attended to by a guy. I hardly classify men as handsome but I was almost blinded by his this guy's handsomeness. His clothe was tight in the right places grin , lips red and full, teeth white as snow, nice mustache.

When he asked me how he could help me I totally forgot my question. I just mumbled something. In order to avoid embarrassing me he then asked me for my school ID, I couldn't remember that too. My SCHOOL ID!!! I use this everyday. I was sooo embarrassed. He even smiled. cry

I had to frown at him so he wouldn't get any ideas. God!
I left that place almost in tears.
angry
Romance › Re: What Are Your Thoughts? by MrCork: 1:47am On Nov 06, 2015
Esthersblog:
The level of insecurity amongst most men is on the increase especially with some Nigerian men, which explains why they assume a woman is after money and puts it first before other things follow, just because she works so hard to be successful.

Does this mindset apply to all men or just the lazy ones?


www.esther.com.ng
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Opinion :top Ten Unromantic Guys In Romanceland!! by MrCork: 12:37am On Nov 06, 2015
Manager123:
Ladies, Letz catch fun by having this Lomantic conversation grin cheesy grin

I can't help but wonder what these guys are always doing in Romanceland when they are hardly romantic. They sure know how to spoil romance for people who Sabi love. Haba!!!
Why can't you go to other sections and leave Romanceland for people like tosyne2much and wristbangle tongue.

Abeg no vex but I can't help but observe. #TeamAmebo grin. But we won't mind you telling us wetin you dey find for here.

Here are my top ten :
1. Agarawu23
2. Naijaboiy
3. Dharay99
4. Freemanan
5. Lalasticlala cheesy
6. Mr Cork
7. DonTbone
8. Cutehector
9. Menix
10. Vizkiz

List completed. Letz catch fun. You can thank me lerra tongue

Cc. Omotayor123, missmary, aminat508, misspicy, Adeh39, firstEva, Oyind17, EroticAngelina, Introvert, and others.
.....how can u put me on that list wit thoise mofos? Brother....do u realicze how many chicks I hav fok on nairaland? ..GOAT! ! (no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Opinion :top Ten Unromantic Guys In Romanceland!! by MrCork: 12:30am On Nov 06, 2015
Manager123:
Ladies, Letz catch fun by having this Lomantic conversation grin cheesy grin

I can't help but wonder what these guys are always doing in Romanceland when they are hardly romantic. They sure know how to spoil romance for people who Sabi love. Haba!!!
Why can't you go to other sections and leave Romanceland for people like tosyne2much and wristbangle tongue.

Abeg no vex but I can't help but observe. #TeamAmebo grin. But we won't mind you telling us wetin you dey find for here.

Here are my top ten :
1. Agarawu23
2. Naijaboiy
3. Dharay99
4. Freemanan
5. Lalasticlala cheesy
6. Mrcork
7. DonTbone
8. Cutehector
9. Menix
10. Vizkiz

List completed. Letz catch fun. You can thank me lerra tongue

Cc. Omotayor123, missmary, aminat508, misspicy, Adeh39, firstEva, Oyind17, EroticAngelina, Introvert, and others.
angry
Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph Endorsed By Shapers 9JA (Photos) by MrCork: 8:01pm On Nov 05, 2015
NKFOODVERIETIES:
Old mama undecided
^^^^side efectt of jelosy! ! lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 6:38pm On Nov 05, 2015
laurenziz6:
where u born in london?
or are u from there
or is ur village in london?
keep on insulting ur homeland
because i can see ur mad!!
no offense
..anyways bak to the serrrious topi c. ...bro be honesst. .can u afod to take a lady to a resstarant ther in nigeria. ..restuurant wher they use fok n knife n not use bear hands to eat noodles? ?....by the way..noodles is a London food (no ofeense) undecided

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