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Romance › Re: Afraid Of Anoda Heart Break Pls Help by MrCork: 6:35pm On Aug 20, 2015
MissMalia:
your bullshit here is no longer valid. If dey re all jokes,man! Dey re becoming boring....serious issues re being discussed while you re spewing rubbish......
^^^^Dakskin females are usualy too agresive! undecided
Romance › Re: Afraid Of Anoda Heart Break Pls Help by MrCork: 4:56pm On Aug 20, 2015
MissMalia:
*laffing so hard* I can't remember telling you I need a man on #land. FYI,am in a happy relationship with a man x10 better than you in everything you can think of. American wannabe dope.......
..are u even lightskin sef? undecided
Romance › Re: Afraid Of Anoda Heart Break Pls Help by MrCork: 4:54pm On Aug 20, 2015
MissMalia:
*laffing so hard* I can't remember telling you I need a man on #land. FYI,am in a happy relationship with a man x10 better than you in everything you can think of. American wannabe dope.......
...sweet hart..am from pekam london & I drive £28000(cash) range rover spot u can only dream about....u juss lost yor shance wit me coz of yor steeewpid homebase Nigeria gadeeem eddddiotck atitude! (no ofeense)
Romance › Re: Afraid Of Anoda Heart Break Pls Help by MrCork: 4:51pm On Aug 20, 2015
MissMalia:
your bullshit here is no longer valid. If dey re all jokes,man! Dey re becoming boring....serious issues re being discussed while you re spewing rubbish......
...OP Addmited she waz a gold digga by sayn she wanted the guys moiney coz he refuse to introduce her to his mother...and then fore some reason..u r suppotin her.......sweert hart..its black womens like u that make us londoners stick tp white women & for get about dakskin women!! (real talk ma nigga)
Romance › Re: Afraid Of Anoda Heart Break Pls Help by MrCork: 4:46pm On Aug 20, 2015
MissMalia:
your bullshit here is no longer valid. If dey re all jokes,man! Dey re becoming boring....serious issues re being discussed while you re spewing rubbish......
^^^^^side efect pf rejjection...and then she complains she cant find man on nairaland...Goat!! (no ofeense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Biko Does This Girl Have Any Ukwu, What Is She Showing (photos) by MrCork: 1:32pm On Aug 20, 2015
ZianaJordana:
Prior to her fat transfers and injections, she had a butt like 99% of white women. I don't exactly desire a butt as big as hers, but to each her own, I guess.
I've seen plenty of black women with naturally huge butts. Serena Williams being a good example.
..kaiiiiii,,..if serena William is the one wth the hat...I tink I will gladly pour inside.. no cooooodum!!! tongue
Fashion › Re: Don't Laugh Alone: Please, What Is This Hairstyle Called? (photo) by MrCork: 1:14pm On Aug 20, 2015
ogochukwu247:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-EhcKfRiHHh8/VdTgkP_aOtI/AAAAAAAAKaY/Ggljm0HAyiQ/s400/11371259_883254215093129_302593711_n.jpg[/img]
Nairalanders abeg help us answer: what is this new style of hair called?

Somebody said it's called: "AIDS Is Real, ZIP UP!", lol.

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/08/dont-laugh-alone-please-what-is-this.html
..are u lighstlkin? angry
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 1:13pm On Aug 20, 2015
Midehi:
Hian! so black female has become a trash to you MrCock
...correction...sweeery I love all black women...is Beyansi not black?... Did u read the thread in the dark?? (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op):
.... Lightskin females wink



or


Dakskin female? angry
Nairaland General › Re: Be Grateful ((((picture)))) by MrCork(op): 10:19am On Aug 20, 2015
missgray:
undecided 6 years you said, he can't just change. He is probably sitting at a place thinking of how to destroy this lovely topic. Mrcork is suffering from inferiority dimensions sad
^^^^and this one cearly nids help!! undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Be Grateful ((((picture)))) by MrCork(op): 10:18am On Aug 20, 2015
Nubian113:
I love this Mrcork kiss kiss
... I gottta kissss....I gotttta kisss...I gotta kissss...I gotttta kissssss ...yipppppppy!!! cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Biko Does This Girl Have Any Ukwu, What Is She Showing (photos) by MrCork: 9:29pm On Aug 19, 2015
ZianaJordana:
Prior to her fat transfers and injections, she had a butt like 99% of white women. I don't exactly desire a butt as big as hers, but to each her own, I guess.
I've seen plenty of black women with naturally huge butts. Serena Williams being a good example.
....so u wanto compare beauriful white kim kashadian that looklike cinderela to that herculis man lookin serena williams that looklike IBO wrestler??.....sweery do u were glassssis? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:09pm On Aug 19, 2015
Idowuogbo:
I'll manage tongue
...sweery since u ask..did I mention I drive £28000(cash) Range rover spot!! wink
Celebrities › Re: Psquare Pictured With Kids by MrCork: 7:17pm On Aug 19, 2015
missgray:
Beautiful kids indeed kiss kiss
...ok since u insist.....can we now both agree u realy realy fancy me & wud love the opotuniyi to nyansh me someday? smiley
Celebrities › Re: Biko Does This Girl Have Any Ukwu, What Is She Showing (photos) by MrCork: 12:58pm On Aug 19, 2015
ZianaJordana:
"Home base hater"... Huh? She's white, for a white person she's not exactly light skinned (not like pale skin is seen as an attractive trait among whites, anyway)... At least, before she started bathing herself in artificial fake tan to make herself darker, along with her lip injections, possible butt implants, and her constant appropriation of black hairstyles; I don't see why I'd be jealous when I posses these features naturally, as do most black women. As for her being beautiful, I guess you have low standards. She's not considered beautiful here, get over it. Oh, yeah, and her hair does look disgusting, especially when it's mixed up with the blonde like that. Black/African hairstyles simply don't suit most white women, in the same way blonde straight weaves usually look ridiculous on black women. That's just the way it is. So, to answer your question; no, I'm not a 'hater' as I'm not jealous of her, and sincerely hope you're one of those brainwashed, delusional, blacks in the African diaspora, and not a born and raised Nigerian, or God help Nigeria.
...kim kafashan has bigger nyansh & better body than 99.9% of black women...I like?..can u cumpare any black woman to her....includin u?..I lie? (np ofeeense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Biko Does This Girl Have Any Ukwu, What Is She Showing (photos) by MrCork: 12:54pm On Aug 19, 2015
ZianaJordana:
"Home base hater"... Huh? She's white, for a white person she's not exactly light skinned (not like pale skin is seen as an attractive trait among whites, anyway)... At least, before she started bathing herself in artificial fake tan to make herself darker, along with her lip injections, possible butt implants, and her constant appropriation of black hairstyles; I don't see why I'd be jealous when I posses these features naturally, as do most black women. As for her being beautiful, I guess you have low standards. She's not considered beautiful here, get over it. Oh, yeah, and her hair does look disgusting, especially when it's mixed up with the blonde like that. Black/African hairstyles simply don't suit most white women, in the same way blonde straight weaves usually look ridiculous on black women. That's just the way it is. So, to answer your question; no, I'm not a 'hater' as I'm not jealous of her, and sincerely hope you're one of those brainwashed, delusional, blacks in the African diaspora, and not a born and raised Nigerian, or God help Nigeria.
....u r a black female an u r a homebase Nigerian...the questions u shud be askin is..r u loyal?.. hell no..since when as a black woman ..worse of all a Nigerian ever ever been loyal to any man?....and for the record..all black men prefa white females over black females.(REAL TALK) undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Be Grateful ((((picture)))) by MrCork(op): 11:10pm On Aug 18, 2015
angelTI:
Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!

Cork's brain reset is completed and working perfectly. I pray it shall be permanent
you fine? undecided
Romance › Re: Let's See How Smart You Are by MrCork: 11:07pm On Aug 18, 2015
Chillext:
Repeat these sentence in 5 seconds 5times.
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THE SUN SHALL SOON SHINE
... r u on mediecation? undecided
Romance › Re: Who Is The First Woman To Wear Bra? by MrCork: 11:03pm On Aug 18, 2015
Afrobaseyemi:
Women put on different sizes of bra to make their breasts look firm and sexy.

But who actually used the first bra?
Linda!! angry
Education › Re: Missing Unilag Girl Found (pics) by MrCork: 11:02pm On Aug 18, 2015
cheerokee:
18year old Adigwe Anointing Jessica Obiageli who went missing on August 14th has been found.“A friend found her at the corridors of Madam Tinubu hall university of Lagos between 8-9pm yesterday and dragged her to her sisters room. She claims to have wandered off on her own wanting to be alone and away from people.” a family member wrote

http://playtvone.com/2015/08/18/missing-unilag-diploma-student-found-dead/

cc: Lalasticlala

the heading has been modified
...she aint lightskin! angry
Celebrities › Re: See This Trending Potos Of Newborn Lying Next To Mother’s Caesarean Wound by MrCork:
halfrica:
I hope when i have my own child i wud be able to give my child all the love in this world train my child in the way of the lord so help me God grin
Future kids prepare to av a crazy momma cheesy
Una go hear ween and peen
to d fada ur own na war tongue
Cutehector kinglekan shizzy and mrcork
...are u lookin for baby father? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Stuns In Hilarious Makeup Pictures by MrCork: 4:26pm On Aug 18, 2015
hokaamoy:
Obviously, I'm not
..sweery its ok if u not yet lightskin..pliss do u hav nyansh? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Stuns In Hilarious Makeup Pictures by MrCork: 4:16pm On Aug 18, 2015
hokaamoy:
Obviously, I'm not
...sweeery I ddidnt ask u for story....I ask if u is lightskin...too much attitude & then u complain u cant find man on nairaland.. GOAT!! (no oofeinse) angry
Nairaland General › Be Grateful ((((picture)))) by MrCork(op): 4:15pm On Aug 18, 2015
Be Thankful....



.......... Do the Maths!!!!!
smiley

Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Stuns In Hilarious Makeup Pictures by MrCork: 4:03pm On Aug 18, 2015
hokaamoy:
I'm a girl undecided
how?.,...are u lightskin? angry
Politics › Re: Loot ’ll Fund Women Affairs Ministry – Buhari by MrCork: 3:34pm On Aug 18, 2015
kongaJUMIA:
President Muhammadu Buhari yesterday assured officials of the Ministry of Women Affairs that part of the money his administration would recover from looters would be used to fund the ministry. He gave the assurance when ‎the Permanent Secretary, Ezekiel Oyemomi, led officials of the ministry to brief ‎the President on its activities and challenges at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

He assured that the resslement and comfort of Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) remains a top priprity of his administration.

This is even as the President said no amount of intrigues would make him relent in the war against corruption.

Oyemomi told State House correspondents that they briefed Buhari on all its activities at the end of which he realised that his ministry was demanding.

He said, “when you look at what the ministry is set up to do, we cut across 70 per cent of the population dealing with the issues of women, children, the vulnerable, people with disabilities, the distressed, distressed families and the lot.

“He (the President) gave his word that once government can recover some funds, he will make sure that such are introduced into boosting the budget of the ministry so that we can be well-funded, especially on areas of empowerment, empowering all the stakeholder groups.”

Oyemomi said one of the challenges facing the ministry was that some establishments that are supposed to be under his ministry had been absorbed somewhere else.

According to him, the President had promised to look into the matter and bring such establishments back under the ministry.

“Part of the challenges are that some establishments should normally be under our control, but they have been absorbed somewhere else especially the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). “We have expressed this to him and believe that the President will look at it and bring them back under us. He didn’t give a definite response but our document that had been presented certainly would be reviewed so that the right thing can be done,” he added.

Meanwhile, the President said yesterday that no amount of pressure would make him give up the war against corruption. He restated that looters of the nation’s treasury would soon have their day in court and that, upon conviction, their ill-gotten wealth will be seized and returned to government coffers.

He made the declaration when he hosted members of “Nigerians Against Corruption “who marched to the Presidential Villa, Abuja to pledge their full support for his administration’s anti-graft campaign, promising “a relentless prosecution of the war against corruption, with due regard to the Rule of Law.

“I believe it is time for Nigeria to change course. That is why I sought election as President and got elected. As President, I am determined that Nigeria must move away from a course of endemic corruption that was leading us to perdition.

“There can be no question of our willfully allowing anyone to get away with corruption. No matter the pressure and entreaties, the anti-corruption war will continue and all accused persons will have their day in court,” the President said.

Welcoming the support of the group, President Buhari, who was represented by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina, also reaffirmed his commitment to curbing insecurity and boosting employment for Nigerians, especially the youth.

He called for the continued support and solidarity of Nigerians as the present administration corrects the wrongs of the past.

The group, led by Aisha Yesufu, condemned recent statements by some individuals against the President’s anti-corruption campaign.

They assured Buhari that the vast majority of ordinary Nigerians fully supported his efforts to curb corruption and urged him not to be deterred by the antics of those who do not share his laudable vision of a fairer, more equitable, corruption-free and progressive nation.http://sunnewsonline.com/new/loot-ll-fund-women-affairs-ministry-buhari/
...Great idea...more striiip clubs are needed in that Lagos coz they is no were for we Londoners to visit when ever we pop down to Nigeria for busciness or holiday! smiley
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Stuns In Hilarious Makeup Pictures by MrCork: 3:29pm On Aug 18, 2015
hokaamoy:
Is it by lightskin? please get out
....^^^^ well u never dated lightskin female in yor life....and coz u don't hav moiney..u cant under stannnd!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Help Me Answer This Question +20 Plz by MrCork: 11:15am On Aug 18, 2015
Solomon19:
YOUR OLD AGE NO GO GOOD... grin
...thanks...at list we both agree u r ugly! undecided
Romance › Re: Help Me Answer This Question +20 Plz by MrCork: 9:08am On Aug 18, 2015
Solomon19:
I WENT TO VISIT A LADY WE ARE GOOD FRIENDS,THE DAY I WENT TO VISIT HER SHE OPEN THE DOOR OF HER ROOM FOR ME TO COME IN,


DAME SHE IS WEARING A VERY SHORT GOWN WHEN I MEAN SHORT GOWN I MEAN VERY SHORT, SO SHE DIRECTED ME TO HER PARLOUR SO I WENT AND I SAT ON A CHAIR WE TALKED ABOUT SO MANY THINGS,IT WAS FUN BUT ALONE THE LINE THE GOWN SHE WAS WEARING WAS PULLING UP SHE KIP ON ADJUSTING IT.

HERE COMES MY QUESTION WHAT MESSAGE IS SHE SENDING TO ME BUY WEARING THAT SHORT GOWN WHEN SHE KNOW AM JUST A FRIENDhuh?

DON'T MIND MY ENGLISH WE JUST DEY LEARN EVERYDAY

your boy:solomon19
....shudunt u be concetratin on spekin good English before chasin women?...bro is that yor first time in lagos? (no oofeinse) angry

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