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Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Always Do This? by MrCork(op): 9:11pm On Sep 04, 2015
oreos:
I will ignore him
...^^^^^atitude...an then she wonders why she can't find man on nairaland.. Goat!!(No ofennse) embarassed
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Finally Secured A Job.. by MrCork: 9:07pm On Sep 04, 2015
DennisEche:
i thank God for today.. i got my appointment letter after almost a year of leaving nysc. the journey has not been easy because i have been there.. i know what it feels like to be sleeping at the same time thinking, moving from one office to another dropping CVS and encountering disgusting and not so friendly gatemen and receptionist, travelling from State to state attending job test and interview without been called back.. i swear e no easy!!.... but here i am today sharing this good news... i am using this medium to wish all the yet to be employed naira landers not to give up on their quest for job. you guys here have been like a family, because the advice i have read on this forum really helped . bye bye to labour market.... i await to read the next success story..GOD BLESS YOU ALL..... SO MUCH LOVE
..recepptionist job an u r happy?''''' WHA tha F°°°k!! undecided
Romance › Re: That Awkward Moment, When You See Your Dad Bleeping Your Mum by MrCork: 9:03pm On Sep 04, 2015
hebenezher:
cheesy grin dead awkward Huh? that awkward moment, when you work in your papa's room and see them lashing / bleeping... as in concrete banging.. they saw you and then quickly change position... lwkmd ... ah know most you must had the awkward experience, share with newbies
,,bro..so was your mum screamin? smiley
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Always Do This? by MrCork(op): 8:57pm On Sep 04, 2015
Luckygurl:
How many has deceived you??

No offeinse angry
_72 in total... including you''' 73!!(No offense) angry
Family › Re: My Husband Is Killing Me Emotionaly, How Do I Deal With Him by MrCork: 8:50pm On Sep 04, 2015
angelchinny:
Am a well dedicated nairalander but I created this new account for this issue. I have been married for 4 years now with 3 children and since the 2nd year of our marriage my husband has been constantly cheating on me.

The way he goes about it is even heartbreaking, he does it like his into a love relationship with them and not just for fun.

There is this particular girl that he calls like 3 times everyday because I check his call log and saw they keep in touch more than twice everyday. I stupidly called the girl and warned her to stay clear off my man and she confessed he didn't tell her he was married, I confronted my hubby and he was forming defensive and was telling me dat am accusing him wrongly and he will soon start cheating. I called the girl back in the evening and she told me that even as am calling that his call is entering her phone, that he called earlier to beg her to give him chance to explain..The next day I left with my children to a far away state and he pleaded that he will change and all that. The issue is that he continued with this shameless behaviour, our live-in nanny later confessed to my cousin last month that he approached her and I was so devastated. He knelt down and begged and I easily forgave him..

Forgive me for my long episode but I really need your help on how to punish him cos I went to his call log yesterday and saw the same girl that made me take the risk to leave with my children to another state calling him again and he is reciprocating the calls..his a very jealous person, he goes crazy when a male friend calls me..I want to make him pass through all the pains I have endured all these years.. What do I do pls?
''are you Lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Always Do This? by MrCork(op): 8:45pm On Sep 04, 2015
Luckygurl:
See them!!
'''sweeery those children....they will be able to relate to our thread if they find a girl friend...anyways back to the topic... Ladies ''which year will u stop deceivin us wit fake pictures? angry
Romance › But Why Do All Black Women Always Do This? by MrCork(op):
.....This nids to stop..serrrrriously....why do all black women all ways put up picture's of 15 years ago on Facebook & then say" well I used to be really really hawt........so our questions is...have they stop sells make up or do make up no longer exist in 2016?''' White women would never do that....4real


...so Ladies.. pls addvise . & plis comments mature!!
undecided
Romance › Re: Hilarious Picture About MouthAction by MrCork: 8:21pm On Sep 04, 2015
bestestgirl:
Sorry Sweery, I'm not a cannibal grin grin
...my *kondo* is 17inches loooooong....plis eat me!!!! wink
Romance › Re: Hilarious Picture About MouthAction by MrCork: 5:38pm On Sep 04, 2015
bestestgirl:
grin grin grin na so!!
...sweery will u eat me? cheesy
Romance › Re: Abobaku Of Ife Who Has Been Missing For 3 Days Found Chilling In London *PICTURE by MrCork(op): 8:55am On Sep 04, 2015
titi4fola:
okay good to hear that, thanks for the response.
angry
Romance › Re: is he flirting with me or what? Weired by MrCork: 6:24am On Sep 02, 2015
chocolateme:
I don't want to get ideas into my head because it will be unfair to a friend that looks out for me innocently. But I guess at the same time i'm not a dummy not to understand when something is taking another turn.
My guy lives outside the country coming in at least twice or thrice a year. He once told his best friend to take me out. Just to see me that's all. I don't usually have time or chance for outing so I see the guy once in almost two months. They are really very close friends, we three hang out a lot whenever he in the country so the guy is no stranger to me.
Long story short.
I once had an argument with my guy and we entered silence mode, he told his guy that I am not talking to him. That one called and we met and talked. Later on he started calling me incessantly which is weired, on one occasion he said 'I love you" I replied "thanks" now he calls me "mummy" he calls more than five times in a day.
I have stopped answering his calls but he won't stop.
Don't know how it will look like telling my guy about this. Unless u, my friends thinks I am overreacting.
angry
Romance › Re: Last Night Was Fun.. by MrCork:
rheether:
In 1999, Peter Obi was denied admission to
read Surveying at University of Lagos because
he was from Anambra State. Peter was born
and grew up in Lagos, spoke basic Igbo, and
very proficient in Yoruba language. He scored
279/400. Ahmed El Rufai, from Kaduna State,
who had never set foot on Lagos soil, and
does not speak one word of Yoruba, was
admitted. He scored 176/400. The minimum
score for candidates of Anambra origin for
Dept. of Surveying, UNILAG, in 1999 was
280/400. That of Kaduna State was 160/400.
One Nation. 37 Cut-off marks!
....bro..pliss move yo Kaduna STORY to joke section. JOR...... romance section is for chasing females!! (No offense) angry
Romance › Re: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Of All Tribes by MrCork: 6:16am On Sep 02, 2015
INTROVERT:
All Nigerian ladies are beautiful. grin
.....how?''''pliss change your glasses!! (No offense) angry
Romance › Re: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Of All Tribes by MrCork: 6:13am On Sep 02, 2015
badaoyeyemi:
Am not trying to be tribalistic....but talking from experience....wen dey see a beautiful GURL dey assume she's from d eastern part of d country...atimes wen i go to the market dey will be like u be Igbo joor Yoruba no dey fine...abeg who dey fine pass....
angry
Celebrities › Re: Lauryn Hill At Lagos Island To Shoot Music Video (Photos) by MrCork: 6:06am On Sep 02, 2015
metronaija:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-bD-gHH4JzLQ/VeX8HqP0YII/AAAAAAAGcIg/UCbrd-TR7WE/s1600/11.jpg[/img]
The singer who is in Nigeria, was spotted at White House in EMAB Plaza in Lagos Island with her crew to shoot a music video. They were there for about 3 to 4 hours and and shot inside a Keke and with a seamstress in one of the shops. Nigerians were happy to see her and waved at her. More photos after the cut..
[img]http://3.bp..com/-i_su5YKApUU/VeX8IPe7xSI/AAAAAAAGcIk/cfPZ2lZ0wHk/s1600/2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1.bp..com/-HUZaPikJPMw/VeX8JdIYaOI/AAAAAAAGcIs/6jWCRnC70UM/s1600/12.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1.bp..com/-UUBI0DlFbDI/VeX8KBnEn6I/AAAAAAAGcI0/sLy35W_IEp8/s1600/unnamed.jpg[/img]
[img]http://4.bp..com/-Z50Zh9oz8-0/VeX8MMThPAI/AAAAAAAGcJA/BdwfABdXkII/s400/WP_20150901_15_34_58_Pro.jpg[/img]
[img]http://4.bp..com/-QmVCYmkUNzU/VeX9H7n_WhI/AAAAAAAGcJk/TfsDySTc8Tk/s400/4.jpg[/img]

http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/09/photos-lauryn-hill-at-lagos-island-to.html
.....well I don't see any Lauren hill in that picture except a bunch of taxi driver...coz ..the last time I check, Lauren hill is a woman..not a man...But Y DO U HOme base PEOPLE ALL WAYS MAKE UP STORY? (No ofennse) undecided
Romance › Re: Top 5 Most Romantic Names On Nairaland According To Opionion Poll Result by MrCork(op): 10:39pm On Aug 30, 2015
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Romance › Re: Top 5 Most Romantic Names On Nairaland According To Opionion Poll Result by MrCork(op): 10:39pm On Aug 30, 2015
Midehi:
you mean you have not heard of MrCork the cra.zy boy, you are not current then cheesy
...who u calln krazy?....can any of thoise your homebase rosdside mechanic loookin boy friends aford to come to London? ..GOAT!! (no ofeense) a undecided
Romance › Re: Every Nigerian Girl Needs A Can Of Pepperspray by MrCork: 9:17pm On Aug 30, 2015
janefrancisca:
is either u smoked mess or u are suffering from lack of comprehension ni undecided
^^^^^^the village ones all ways hav somtin to say. ...we tank God yor name is not on the list.. GOAT!! (no ofeensce) cry
Romance › Re: Top 5 Most Romantic Names On Nairaland According To Opionion Poll Result by MrCork(op): 7:35pm On Aug 30, 2015
Cutehector:
mrcork, I will expose u right nw....
...bro it aint ma fault women dont rate u & aint ma fault the females cant relate to yo Ghana name on nairaland.....do wot u garrra do & quit moaning! ! (no ofenise) undecided
Romance › Re: How A Broke Guy Can Get A True Love/girlfriend by MrCork: 6:49pm On Aug 30, 2015
MzzCutie:
Getting the girl of your dream does not necessarily have to depend on how much you have
in your bank account. A girl who truly loves you and desire to be with you will be charmed, not by cash, but by some other great things you can offer. Let us take a look at some of the
things that can help you land the girl without putting yourself in debt.

1. Look the part: The first thing that would draw a girl’s eye to you is the way you look. You do not have to break the bank to look good, clean and well kept-together. If she sees how well you look, and she finds it appealing, then that is one step closer to getting her attention,
and hopefully, her heart.

2. Dazzle with your personality: When all you’ve got is your personality, make sure you make
it count. Do not be afraid to show off what you are made of. If you are funny, brilliant, or
talented in other areas, let her experience this. Show her that she can have a good time with
you and have a lot of other reasons to respect you without you having to resort to buying
her expensive gifts.


3. Be inventive: When you do not have money to distract her, you can actually focus on
inventive ways to spend time with her. The whole point of winning her heart is to make her
love being with you, it does not matter where you are or how much you spend. No doubt,
having the big bucks is an easier way to get her interested, and not having this to
your advantage could make things a little challenging. But, get creative, work for her attention, (but don't stalk her:give her space)she will see your effort and reward them.


4. Make her feel special: Everyone loves to feel special, and that includes women. So, to make her keep thinking about you, let her know how beautiful and special you find out. Make her feel like the only girl in the world and let her have nothing but positive feelings when she is around you or talking to you.


5. Get to know her: Another way to her heart is to make sure you take your time to get to know your lady. No information is too small or too useless. Know what makes her thick and what drives her. Be her best friend and confidante. Let her share her success with you and come to you when things are not so good.


6. Avoid insecurity: It is easy, when you are not so affluent, to focus on the things you do not
have and some men often take it to another level by taking it out on the girl. Do not keep bringing up the fact that you are still struggling, do not let her see any sign of insecurity or jealousy.


7.Be hardworking: Don't just let her see you as if u are only interested in getting her; she'll
think u have no job. Give her space and let her be aware of ur future plans, but each time you two are together, make it worth her time.

http://www.frabidel.com/2015/08/how-broke-guy-can-get-true.html
...WELL SAID....the Sad news is that 99.8%of homebase guys are broke & cant afford girl friends angry

......the good news though is that the remainin 2% of us are from London...which means females now hav hopes!!
smiley
Phones › Re: How To See Who Viewed Your Facebook Profile The Most by MrCork: 6:45pm On Aug 30, 2015
folyboy2013:
Everyone is curious to know who visited their Facebook profile.Be it a girl or a boy, they tend to have an etching desire to find out who visited their Facebook profile as they are filled with these common questions- “Whether my crush checks my profile?” ,

“Who views my pics?”, “Which girl/Boy always views my profile?” and so on…Its natural, but i have seen many people getting tricked by 3rd party software that doesn’t provide appropriate results but just spams on their Facebook Wall’s, so here’s a wonderful trick that’ll help you find who views your profile the most!





How to track who visited my facebook profile?

Its easy to do. Just follow these steps and you’ll succeed in finding out who visited your Facebook Profile!
Go To Your Facebook timeline- facebook.com/xyz
Right click on your timeline and hit “View page Source”.
Now, you’ll be redirected to a new page with lots codes.
Hold CTRL+F on your keyboard, a text box appears at the right corner, in that box, type- “InitialChatFriendsList” (Don’t include Quotes)
Next to that word, you’ll see a list of numbers, these are the profile ID’s of people who visit your timeline.
Just go to “facebook.com” and paste the ID number beside it with a “\” . For example, if the ID is abcd, you have to put it as- facebook.com/abcd.
The first ID shows the one who visits profile more often while the last ID never visits your profile!

So, how was it? Hope you found out who visits your profile regularly! Please leave your opinions, Thanks for reading!

source:

http://www.legeeks.org/find-visited-facebook-profile/
...so u go arrround loookin at peoplesss profile on facebook harasssin them... abi?...bro don't u hav school homework? (no oofeinse) angry
Family › Re: How My Stepsister And Her Husband Tricked Me And Took Egg From My Ovaries by MrCork: 6:38pm On Aug 30, 2015
Pidggin:
Poor broke ass Pekam beggar cheesy Mr Corckoroaaaccchhh I live large here already don't need your London tricycle cheesy
...realy...so u leave large in that Nigeria place that u people don't hav Trafiic light...abi?....keep dreamin!! undecided
Romance › Re: Burning Bridges by MrCork: 6:37pm On Aug 30, 2015
hertz9te:
I just want to hear your opinions....
..how do you cut ties with someone you really don't like being around, but can't tell them,cos you are afraid you will hurt them with your words?
girl or boy
....ok..so u sayn u owe them moiney but wanto cut ties coz u don't wanna pay?..... You homebase people mennn!! (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Pics Of Kids Sleeping In Hilarious Places by MrCork: 6:31pm On Aug 30, 2015
casyrotts:
hello guys how are you doing today ? happy sunday o ......i just returned from pluto ....i miss nairaland sha...ok lets see what we got here.....
https://cdn.lolwot.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/20-kids-napping-in-hilarious-places-1.jpg

https://cdn.lolwot.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/20-kids-napping-in-hilarious-places-20.jpg
...DOes this kinda Picture turn u on?.... Are u a Peterfile?? (juss askin) ..what the hell has Children sleeeepin gots to do wit ROmance?? (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Top 5 Most Romantic Names On Nairaland According To Opionion Poll Result by MrCork(op): 6:26pm On Aug 30, 2015
INTROVERT:
what of Cutehector huh
...which Cutehector?...what ra bout Cutehector?....does that kinda name sound Romantic to u?...Did u vote? (no ofeinse) angry
Family › Re: How My Stepsister And Her Husband Tricked Me And Took Egg From My Ovaries by MrCork: 6:23pm On Aug 30, 2015
Pidggin:
Poor broke ass Pekam beggar cheesy Mr Corckoroaaaccchhh I live large here already don't need your London tricycle cheesy
...act like a lady & u will get yor shance to sleep wit me...I gots Pounds sterlin!! (TRUE TALK) undecided
Family › Re: How My Stepsister And Her Husband Tricked Me And Took Egg From My Ovaries by MrCork: 5:51pm On Aug 30, 2015
Pidggin:
This story is not real, people are so gullible cheesy
...sweeery since u ask,..,did I mention I drives £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot.....be nice to me & u will get yor shane to roll wit a Big Boy from London Pekam!! (REAL TALK) wink
Romance › Re: Top 5 Most Romantic Names On Nairaland According To Opionion Poll Result by MrCork(op): 5:49pm On Aug 30, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
buh dumbasss dudes like yo wud still find me
GET LOST!
Romance › Re: Top 5 Most Romantic Names On Nairaland According To Opionion Poll Result by MrCork(op): 5:48pm On Aug 30, 2015
Anyway guys, please do not be up set because yor name waz name listed coz they did not rate you......Opinion poll conducted last month waz simply about the most Romantic name on Nairaland......and Sadly I won!!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Top 5 Most Romantic Names On Nairaland According To Opionion Poll Result by MrCork(op): 5:46pm On Aug 30, 2015
Pidggin:
Immigrant name?! Am proudly Nigerian no shame @ all. Unlike a Fake broke ass wanna be like u cheesy hyping yourself because of your low self-esteem. Mr Cork...Cockroach you mean? * Am out of this fake useless thread*
...Calm down Chica murataputa...calm down,...... I apologise if yor name waz not listed becuz u r unknown on nairaland...... This result was based on the opinion poll result... GOAT!! (no oofeinse) embarassed
Romance › Re: Top 5 Most Romantic Names On Nairaland According To Opionion Poll Result by MrCork(op): 5:38pm On Aug 30, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
at d mention of my name. .. Every standing dlck MUST bow
GET LOST!!

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