₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,345,470 members, 8,517,681 topics. Date: Thursday, 12 November 2026 at 08:19 PM

Toggle theme

MrCork's Posts

Nairaland Forum › MrCork's Profile › MrCork's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 614 615 616 617 618 619 620 621 622 (of 968 pages)

Romance › Re: Guys! How Far Can U Go To Please Ur Girl? by MrCork: 4:27pm On Aug 21, 2015
Maamin:
It is so amazing the extent someone in deep romance could go for his or her partner...all in the name of love, so how far can you go for your girl as a guy? cool
..bro if u don't eat punnny....YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN!!!!! (REAL TALK) angry
Romance › Re: Pepper Spray For Protection by MrCork: 4:25pm On Aug 21, 2015
Blazing99:
Ladies, get pepper spray for protection against rapist, touts and armed men. Once sprayed in the eyes, the attacker becomes unstable for the next 20 mins. Giving you opportunity to get away.

Now N1000 in Ikeja, Lagos.

Call 08033193257 to order.
...are u tryn to encourage females to be vioolent??....U shud be arrested!!!!!! angry
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 4:05pm On Aug 21, 2015
halfrica:
shocked shocked shocked shocked aunty ishi
cheesy mrcork
God don catch u mrcork unntoooo o tongue
....but why are u nairaland females jelos of Ladyboss simply becuz shes lightskin, beaurifil, looks like a model/wifey material & also slim..... don't they hav GYM ther in Nigeria?..serrriously....why are u females hatin on her? ...WHY? (no ofeinse) embarassed
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 10:43am On Aug 21, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Chai
...kaaiiiiii ...see figure... **lightskin mammy water** ....if only all Nairaland Lady Wannna-be females like Halfrica,Jollyjoy, Mrs Chima, prettythicksme,pinkpebbles,misspicy,islandprincess,ellechrystal...cud loooklike Super Sexxxxxy Ladyboss....The world wud be a berrra place to live in...dyammmmmmm!!!!!!!! tongue
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 10:33am On Aug 21, 2015
softapples:
is foolishness a gift to u or u practise it at school?
^^^^^comin from a nairaland CRACKHEAD with several user ids who uses other people,s picture on his profile....am goin bak to bed mennnn, laters!! undecided
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 10:21am On Aug 21, 2015
halfrica:
U derailed it first by callin moi name angry
Who cares bou d dumb thread wiv no neddle or sowin kit anyways


Kis my c string if u hatin
Asssssshoolleee angry
..sweery I apologise for sayn u not as preetier as Redgem or Ladyboss or Prettythickme or even sef, that ordinary Jollyjoy girl...pls forgive my apology!! wink
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 10:15am On Aug 21, 2015
Jollyjoy:
lollll
...ok..who is preeetier?...you or that Halafrica? undecided
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 9:45am On Aug 21, 2015
agarawu23:
don't insult my babe jollyjoy embarassed
..errmm bro..Jollyjoy aint all that & aint even lightskin.... she aint all that (Truss me) undecided
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 9:44am On Aug 21, 2015
halfrica:
U derailed it first by callin moi name angry
Who cares bou d dumb thread wiv no neddle or sowin kit anyways


Kis my c string if u hatin
Asssssshoolleee angry
Cutehector.... BRO PLS CARRY THIS GHANA WOMAN AWAY......SHE DERAILIN OUR THREAD!!!!
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 9:38am On Aug 21, 2015
halfrica:
Nigga dey do all dat for me all i do Is wake up count my account balance in d bank eat attend lectures read books at nyt sleep my life aint hard stil livin fine
Wait yo bodad bou me real nigga dnt giv feelins if it aibt real angry
MADAM ..STOP DERAILIN OUR THREAD!!!!!!
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 9:30am On Aug 21, 2015
halfrica:
cheesy u mean ur blonde domestic violent furious gf of urs who is an albino cheesy i see u can recognise her cos she looks so brighter dan her 5th generation future to come
Avin codeine syrup for spermmmm slow to be raised nd liquid metal for brainnnn
...ermm sweeery..don't u hav food to cook, cloths to iron or plates to wash instead of harrrasssin my fine innocent sef on nairaland?...abi ..u want me to report u to Nigerian immigration? undecided
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 9:23am On Aug 21, 2015
Cutehector:
shutup..
...desparate 35 yrs old man like wud will date aanytin though.....U & Halfrica have ma blessin!! (Road side Mechanic in love with Village Girl) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 9:19am On Aug 21, 2015
halfrica:
If ur statement was to be a record it wont even be a sold out
My name on em nigga mouths like am head out on shitttt
Well if yo bitchhhh pop on anytin silky always lets get dis damn record classic
I aint yo damn bitchhhh now go giv a nigga girl a boot head u son of a suck angry angry angry angry
Cutehector...bro dint I juss tell u that Halfrica waz yor type.....she login to nairaland first thing in the morning & start cussin every body for no reason.. She reminds us of those iiilitrate lagos girls who sell bread n egg by the bridge & cant survive witout cussin innocent people a day

...a white woman wud never act like her though!!
undecided
Romance › Re: Ending An Affair by MrCork: 8:58am On Aug 21, 2015
pinkpebbles:
Ur name suits u. sad
watch yor mouth..Goat. angry

..anyways sinceu ask, did I mention am from Pekam London & I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot!! wink
Romance › Re: Picture Illustration: Ladies Which Would You Choose? by MrCork: 8:56am On Aug 21, 2015
Busolami2015:
we have different choice
...anyways since u ask & since u like moiney...did I mention am from Pekam London & I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot!! wink
Romance › Re: Ending An Affair by MrCork: 8:51am On Aug 21, 2015
pinkpebbles:
Nope, I am purple skinned undecided
^^^^atitude....and then she complains she cant find man on nairaland...Goat! (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Picture Illustration: Ladies Which Would You Choose? by MrCork: 8:48am On Aug 21, 2015
Busolami2015:
Source :http://streetgist.com/picture-illustration-which-would-you-choose/
...ok ..so u encoragin women to be gold diggers on nairaland...abi?....was wrong wit datin a poor guy? .. You homebase females mennnn...sad!! undecided
Romance › Re: Ending An Affair by MrCork: 8:45am On Aug 21, 2015
pinkpebbles:
Affairs are so difficult to end. Infact some people start affairs with a time frame of when to end it but when that time comes, they cannot because they have been trapped by the power of affairs.
Even when you start feeling guilty and try to end it,you find yourself going back because an affair is like an addiction that is hard to resist. An affair can control and dominate your life until it finally tears you apart.
If you are determined to end that affair today and stop hurting your loved one,we are going to tell you how to go about it the right way.
1). You have to make up your mind to end it. You must be determined to get out of the irresistible affair.
2). Talk to your affair partner about it. Sometimes,he or she might want the same thing too,so both of you can work on ending it together but if your partner is still interested in the affair,you would have to make him or her see reasons why you need to end it. Talk about the guilt you feel and the fear the affair is causing you. Tell them that you do not like who you have become because of the affair and that you can no longer live like that anymore. In doing this,please be firm not rude. You do not want to piss them off into trying to blackmail you.
3). Work on your relationship. An affair must have seemed like an answer to your failing relationship but it is not. It is time to work on your relationship instead of taking the easy way out by finding comfort in someone else’s loving arms. Devote more time to your relationship. If the relationship cannot work,end it instead of getting into an affair.
4). You know all those things that excited you in that affair,bring it into your relstionship. Tell your partner what works for you. Experience the same emotions you had in your affair and you would see no need to go back to your affair.
5). Affairs flourishes in secrecy. Open up to someone. Talking to someone else can be relieving. Tell a close friend or someone you can trust. You could also talk to your partner but that could be tricky because you cannot predict their reaction since they are the victims of your affair.
6). No one is perfect. Capitalize on the flaws of your affair. No matter how exciting a person is, there are flaws. Pick on them and you would find yourself irritated and walking out of the affair.
7). As much as possible,distance yourself from the person. Avoid seeing the person. When he or she calls,firm yourself and stick to the decision of ending the affair.
cool. Resist all temptations to go back to your affair. Occupy yourself all the time and whenever you have that urge to call or see the person, remember all the efforts you have put into getting out of it. Do not allow it to be in vain.

www.parrothouz.com
Visit blog for more updates on managing your relationship.
..are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Ending An Affair by MrCork: 8:44am On Aug 21, 2015
pinkpebbles:
Affairs are so difficult to end. Infact some people start affairs with a time frame of when to end it but when that time comes, they cannot because they have been trapped by the power of affairs.
Even when you start feeling guilty and try to end it,you find yourself going back because an affair is like an addiction that is hard to resist. An affair can control and dominate your life until it finally tears you apart.
If you are determined to end that affair today and stop hurting your loved one,we are going to tell you how to go about it the right way.
1). You have to make up your mind to end it. You must be determined to get out of the irresistible affair.
2). Talk to your affair partner about it. Sometimes,he or she might want the same thing too,so both of you can work on ending it together but if your partner is still interested in the affair,you would have to make him or her see reasons why you need to end it. Talk about the guilt you feel and the fear the affair is causing you. Tell them that you do not like who you have become because of the affair and that you can no longer live like that anymore. In doing this,please be firm not rude. You do not want to piss them off into trying to blackmail you.
3). Work on your relationship. An affair must have seemed like an answer to your failing relationship but it is not. It is time to work on your relationship instead of taking the easy way out by finding comfort in someone else’s loving arms. Devote more time to your relationship. If the relationship cannot work,end it instead of getting into an affair.
4). You know all those things that excited you in that affair,bring it into your relstionship. Tell your partner what works for you. Experience the same emotions you had in your affair and you would see no need to go back to your affair.
5). Affairs flourishes in secrecy. Open up to someone. Talking to someone else can be relieving. Tell a close friend or someone you can trust. You could also talk to your partner but that could be tricky because you cannot predict their reaction since they are the victims of your affair.
6). No one is perfect. Capitalize on the flaws of your affair. No matter how exciting a person is, there are flaws. Pick on them and you would find yourself irritated and walking out of the affair.
7). As much as possible,distance yourself from the person. Avoid seeing the person. When he or she calls,firm yourself and stick to the decision of ending the affair.
cool. Resist all temptations to go back to your affair. Occupy yourself all the time and whenever you have that urge to call or see the person, remember all the efforts you have put into getting out of it. Do not allow it to be in vain.

www.parrothouz.com
Visit blog for more updates on managing your relationship.
angry
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 8:42am On Aug 21, 2015
Cutehector:
yeah she is such a bush girl... Always tryna seek my attention
...bro I recommend Halfrica for u....she a homebase Enugu chick & she dates any tin!! (truss me) wink
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 8:37am On Aug 21, 2015
Cutehector:
Gosh, I feel like toasting a babe on dis thread.
..errm bro juss avoid Jollyjoy..her type is too bush & will dis greace u!!! (Truss me) undecided
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 8:35am On Aug 21, 2015
richommie:
i d' go for light-skin

@mr corck


i cant eff ah black skin bitch wen its dark. . .
i might start kissin her nose instead of her lips.


#YOLO.
^^^^^^^^^^^^ richommie for President...richommie for President...richommie ....This is a man who as taste..WELL SAID SIR!!! wink
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 8:34am On Aug 21, 2015
Jollyjoy:
I can see some ladies buying bleaching creams....

Mrcork you mean the above is all you have got?chess! But wait oo what is it with lightskin females?

This boy is a clown!!
...few years ago when u waz dakskin: did any Londoner toast u?..Did men aknolegedge u?...did guys pay u atension on nairaland?.. were u able to find a man?....did any humanBeen walk pass u & say hello?... Did I eeven talk to u? .... NO!!!!

..Sweeethart...serrriously...U owe me an apology & shud be thank me for yor current fair skin complexsion instead of actin like a Goat!!! REAL TALK (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 5:23am On Aug 21, 2015
nanalady:
cowwwww...no offence angry
...well the good news for u Somali wannabe chick is am from Pekam London, I drive £28000(cash) Range rover spot, lives ina 3 bedroom house alone wit two pitbull terriers (Igor & lucy), own 14 designer ssuit of £800(cash) & above & I gots pounds sterlin......... The bad news is u aint gonnno tatse Nada until u change color to lightskin yellow... GOAT!!! angry
Romance › Re: .. ..The Debate!! by MrCork(op): 10:50pm On Aug 20, 2015
nanalady:
Mr corky cock... cheesy..this dark vrs light girl issue is becoming boring kiss....come up with something more interesting...
...GO BAK TO BED JOR...GOAT (no ofeense, undecided
Romance › Re: Can I Give It A Second Thought? by MrCork: 9:12pm On Aug 20, 2015
MissMalia:
wia in ekiti do you stay? Am in ado ryt nw.Can we talk outside #land.got some questions to ask. Here's my pin 2904E554
^^^Ilitrascy is a desease! undecided
Romance › Re: Can I Give It A Second Thought? by MrCork: 9:11pm On Aug 20, 2015
MissMalia:
wia in ekiti do you stay? Am in ado ryt nw.Can we talk outside #land.got some questions to ask. Here's my pin 2904E554
... wia or were?...u cant spek English? ..GOAT!! (no ofeinse) angry
Fashion › Re: Don't Laugh Alone: Please, What Is This Hairstyle Called? (photo) by MrCork: 6:36pm On Aug 20, 2015
horexy:
....no ofeeinse cheesy


I completed ur question for u grin
angry

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 614 615 616 617 618 619 620 621 622 (of 968 pages)