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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:13am On Jul 24, 2015
whitewitch:
nd bro dat drives a common 28,000 pound range rover when guyz are driving 400,000 pound lamborghini. "hav u eva took a stripper home?
..two of the stripers are Nigerian girls though & one of them gots Booobsi implant when she travelled to America 2 years ago! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:12am On Jul 24, 2015
whitewitch:
nd bro dat drives a common 28,000 pound range over when guyz are driving 400,000 pound lamborghini. "hav u eva took a stripper home?
...Nope, I cant....My neibor is very nosey...she will mess up my flow because I do her ones in a while when her husband travels. the husband is a pilot & he likes me a lot, I don't send him! angry
Pets › Re: Big Monkey Shot Dead In Ogun State (Photos) by MrCork: 9:04am On Jul 24, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
no offense, but you don't seem like you reside in london.
You probably live in the same local government where the monkey was shot!
^^^^^Bro, No need to impress u coz am London pekam base & I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover spot...be nice to me & I will post u £10 (cash) ther in Nigeria to buy a suit!! ... POUNDS STERLIN MA NIGGGGA!!! (REAL tALK) angry
Pets › Re: Big Monkey Shot Dead In Ogun State (Photos) by MrCork: 9:00am On Jul 24, 2015
Cutehector:
not havn dis conversation
... GReat...shdunt u be mournin the Monkey from Ogun state? (no oofeinse) angry
Pets › Re: Big Monkey Shot Dead In Ogun State (Photos) by MrCork: 8:56am On Jul 24, 2015
Cutehector:
like seriously? R u blind or smth... Aint no homo dude.. Freaks out
...if u aint homo then Elton John is not Gay... STOP LYIN...STandddup for yor people mennn coz u all ways been a suspect on nairaland! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:54am On Jul 24, 2015
whitewitch:
lol ehm bro, where can i see a strippers club in london? guyz need to unwind.
....bro juss stick to watchin poooono movies coz u cant afford my favourite strip club...we pay £50(Cash only) for 2 minute lap dance...its in Hackney!! (REAL TALK) angry
Pets › Re: Big Monkey Shot Dead In Ogun State (Photos) by MrCork: 8:51am On Jul 24, 2015
Cutehector:
no tribal mark on my face.. tongue
...then yor boyfriend muss be very lucky.... am out!!!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:49am On Jul 24, 2015
whitewitch:
road side mechanic hw are u?
...bro..callin u My New B!tch on a Friday is sopose to be a compliment...its a steppppup from us callin u a *CRACKHEAD*.....anyways bak to the thread!! undecided
Pets › Re: Big Monkey Shot Dead In Ogun State (Photos) by MrCork: 8:47am On Jul 24, 2015
Cutehector:
lol I dnt hav any uncle from ogun state.. tongue
...wit the tribal mark on yor face??...GERRRRRRROUTTTTTA HERE & STOP LYIN MENNNNNNN... GOAT!!!! angry
Pets › Re: Big Monkey Shot Dead In Ogun State (Photos) by MrCork:
ogochukwu247:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-0gK3YCB3gGI/VbE8HL3fVZI/AAAAAAAF_pE/GKwcbJEAqak/s320/7.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1.bp..com/-8r7S-xB5QqE/VbE8HndCb7I/AAAAAAAF_pM/geryd31SG6I/s320/8.jpg[/img]
This giant Monkey was killed in his area in Oru, Ago Iwoye, in Ogun state this morning. The Monkey had been in town since yesterday, eating peoples life stock. It was shot in the head today. See more photos after the cut...

i hope they eat it after killing it..

http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/07/photos-giant-monkey-shot-dead-in-ogun.html

[img]http://4.bp..com/-0WqhUsj8ta0/VbE8MypmGTI/AAAAAAAF_pU/3ncj39wUZKE/s400/1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://3.bp..com/-F-Pv2Os4glE/VbE8NQu2TAI/AAAAAAAF_pY/5wW6KTGRcW4/s400/2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://4.bp..com/-wpL7rrc4tbE/VbE8NzV_uSI/AAAAAAAF_pg/Twfq1LadD8M/s400/4.jpg[/img]

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/07/photos-giant-monkey-shot-dead-in-ogun.html

cc lalasticlala
..WOW...hear in London, we capture and take them to vet....in that place Nigeria,u people shoot & take them market....even corkroach sef, u shoot....don't u people hav Animal rights?... YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNNNN..BABARICK!!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Pets › Re: Big Monkey Shot Dead In Ogun State (Photos) by MrCork:
Cutehector:
Mrcork, is dis u?
...the man looklike yor uncle from Ogun State!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:39am On Jul 24, 2015
whitewitch:
ok uve been on dis platform since 2008 right? haba if im u d least of princess fionas i wud hav had wud b 1000. seriously im nt joking. "all u hav 2 do is jst befriend one, as in b so close, offline nd online.
GOOOD MORNIN NEW B!TCH!!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:38am On Jul 24, 2015
whitewitch:
ok uve been on dis platform since 2008 right? haba if im u d least of princess fionas i wud hav had wud b 1000. seriously im nt joking. "all u hav 2 do is jst befriend one, as in b so close, offline nd online.
^^^^**NEW B!TCH** FORMERLY KNOWN AS **CRACKHEAD** ... (Nairaland plis take note) ..... (Nairaland plis take note) smiley
Romance › Re: LADIES And Material Things- You Need To See This(pics) by MrCork: 8:01am On Jul 24, 2015
BANGERLEE1:
I can't just laugh enough when I saw my friend narrate this whole story for me...ladies sha
...ermm bro,,,since u ask..did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover spot!! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:59am On Jul 24, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Ahhh shocked
^^^^^kaiiiii..... see *lightskin mammy water* .....yea.... THATS WOT AM TALKIN ABOUT!!!!! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:21am On Jul 24, 2015
...may be I shud juss count the stars..later!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:16am On Jul 24, 2015
angieberry:
ok, here goes
Once upon a time, in the land of Gazumba, there lived an old man called corker
This old man had an unhealthy and creepy attraction to lightskin feamales
One day, as he returned from his farm in peckakad, he saw one pretty fair girl called bluegem
He invited her to join him in his £28 bicycle for a spin
But bluegem knew the old man was such a douchebag and she refused
then corker got mad then came up with an evil plan to deal with bluegem....


...end of part 1....
mr cork, are you asleep or do I go on ?
..£28 Bicycle or £28000 Range ROver spot....sweeery r u ok in the head!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Is This Dress Worn By Oshiomole's Wife, Lara Fortez Appropriate? by MrCork: 2:10am On Jul 24, 2015
hauwababy:
She wore this red dress to an official function with her husband, Gov. Adams Oshiomole in the US. The gown is beautiful, but is it appropriate for the occasion and to worn by a first lady?
Is this dress worn by Oshiomole's wife, Lara Fortez Appropriate?

http://www.yeoal.com/2015/07/check-out-back-of-lara-fortezs-dressis.html
...kaiiiii...see nyash....at list she is lightskin..No condoooom..truss me....Dyammmmmm!! tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Fat And Sexy Girls In Portharcourt by MrCork: 2:09am On Jul 24, 2015
Buharifan:
I am travelling to PH next week, and I need sexy girls to hook up with while there.

Where can I get one in PH?
Mrs Chima is from Potacort! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:01am On Jul 24, 2015
angieberry:
I have a story for you smiley
...aiiight sweeery..it berrra be good...but plis watch yor grama & make sure its romantic.....I don't wanna wake with nightmare!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:59am On Jul 24, 2015
khia:
Once upon a time there was a wicked, ugly, toad faced light skinned witch who captured the heart of a color struck prince.
He couldn't see her wickedness because all he could see was her skin shade which made him weak and vulnerable. grin

To be continued.........
^^^^mannnnn Forget this chick mennnnn.....am off to drink corn flakes..laters! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:50am On Jul 24, 2015
khia:
Once upon a time there was a wicked, ugly, toad faced light skinned witch who captured the heart of a color struck prince.
He couldn't see her wickedness because all he could see was her skin shade which made him weak and vulnerable. grin

To be continued.........
....ermm hangon sweeery.. wot kinda Ghana story is this??....do I looklike mechanic to u?...how is story about toad suppose to put me to bed when am feelin restless?....Pliss I need a more romantic sweet story... I BEG...NEW STORY PLIS!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:43am On Jul 24, 2015
Truckpusher:
I think we are unconsciously planning to yansh each other - Does that satisfy your curiosity? grin
...nice one fast guy.....the chick keep playn had to get like she all that though, she aint....at list, u r movin in on my behalf..GREAT MOVE & WELL DONE SIR!!! wink
Celebrities › Re: Checkout A Complete Photo Of Tiwa Savage's Cute Son by MrCork: 1:39am On Jul 24, 2015
ebosie11:
Mavin Records diva Tiwa and her hubby Teebillz welcomed a baby boy yesterday in London.Fans have been eager to see the full picture of the child after Teebillz only showed his hands yesterday.

Above is a full photo of the lovely looking child

Source: http://trezzy2..com/2015/07/see-full-photo-of-tiwa-savages-cute-son.html
at list she is lightskin... she will growup to loooklike beyansi...nice! wink
Celebrities › Re: Ghana Actress Zynnell Zuh Shares Sexy Pics Ahead Of Her Nigeria's Film Premiere by MrCork: 1:36am On Jul 24, 2015
contactmorak:
Ahead of the July 31st Nigeria premiere of her much talked about movie "When Love Comes Around", featuring Jim Iyke, Eku Edewor and others, sexy Ghana actress, Zynnell Zuh share these promo pics below and more about the movie...

So much has been said about this Ghanaian movie "When Love Comes Around" which has been receiving endless accolades since it was produced recently.

"When Love Comes Around", a movie which was produced by pretty Ghanaian actress Zynnell Zuh which recently premiered in Ghana amidst much excited among movie lovers had earlier been nominated in the 2015 AMVCA 2015 in the Best Movie Comedy and Best Script Comedy categories.

"When Love Comes Around" is a romantic comedy about a girl called 'Love' who doesn't believe in love because of an early heartbreak and so has decided to only date men for financial security and not for love but just when she finds someone rich enough with prestige to marry,true love comes knocking. As the story evolves, We see how her philosophy of life affects the lives of her two best friends Victoria who is married to a man twenty years older than her and wants to get her groove back and Didi who is Unlucky in love and feeds off love's leftovers.

Directed by Afe Olumowe, and written/ produced by Zynnell Zuh. "When Love Comes Around" stars cast from three African countries. They include Jim Iyke, Eku Edewor (nigeria), Zynnell Zuh(Ghana),DJ Pierra Makena (Kenya), Micky Osei Berko(Ghana), Edward Kuffour (Ghana), Prince David Osei (Ghana) and a guest appearance by Confidence Haugen of Big Brother Africa (Season 6).

Nigerians will now have the opportunity of watching "When Love Comes Around" which premieres in Nigerian Cinemas from July 31st.

Check out more awards in which this movie has been nominated and also won so far...At the 2014 Ghana Movie Awards , "When Love Comes Around" was nominated in the following categories; Best Picture, Best Cinematography, Best Script, Best Actress International Collabo,
Best Actor International Collabo, Best Supporting Actor (winner), Best Actress International Collaboration (Winner).

At the Golden Movie Awards, When Love Comes Around was nominated for the following categories;
Golden Movie Comedy,
Golden Actress in a Comedy,
Golden Supporting Actor in a Comedy, Golden Supporting Actress, Another Golden Supporting Actress,
Favourite Actor, Best Script Comedy, Golden Discovery
aand Golden Actor in a Leading Role.

When "Love Comes Around" has also been nominated in 5 categories at the forthcoming prestigious NAFCA Awards. The categories include
Best Movie Comedy, Best Actress comedy,
Best Supporting Actor,
Best Costume,
Best Supporting Actress,
Another Best Supporting Actress, and
Favourite Actress

Watch a youtube Trailer of the Movie below..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JaskrWN4uQ

http://www.splendormag.com/2015/07/ghollywood-actress-zynell-zuh-shares.html
....OP...plis no more picture...they all dakskin & they from Nigeria...but don't u people hav lightskin females in that place? (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:34am On Jul 24, 2015
Truckpusher:
Sure but not making it a do or die affair .

Well, I don't blame you - you have no idea what it means to learn in this country . grin

It's like the Apachee Indians dining and wining with white settlers in an atmosphere of peace all the time . grin
...hey bro was the deal between u & Khia?.......You Nyashin her or u juss ordinary friends? smiley
Celebrities › Re: Sandra Ogbebor & DJ Xclusive On Cover Of La Mode Mag by MrCork: 1:33am On Jul 24, 2015
Miami11:
Learn to appreciate African black beauty
You sound so shallow with inferiority complex
Since when did light skin equate beauty
..and to make our looong story shot, cant she bleach...or is thattoo much to ask? angry
Celebrities › Re: Sandra Ogbebor & DJ Xclusive On Cover Of La Mode Mag by MrCork: 1:31am On Jul 24, 2015
Miami11:
Learn to appreciate African black beauty
You sound so shallow with inferiority complex
Since when did light skin equate beauty
...huh?...africa beauty from which planet?...sweeery am not sure If yor contack lens use battery & I don't mean to sound rudes but she stand no shance on planet earth to look beauriful coz she looklike Kelly Rolland who looklike witch doctor receptionist! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Most NL Guys So Pained? by MrCork: 1:26am On Jul 24, 2015
StephanieEzeh:
I have been a regular guest on NL before I finally registered today and romance section is one of the sections that interest me even if most guys here act childishly. It seems most guys here are so pained! When a girl breaks their heart in real life, they rush to this forum to vent their anger on innocent females here. It is very bad and shows clearly that these guys are childish. There are some mature guys here sha. Why this?
...hangon sweeery... u aint lightskin but u want us to giv u free advise plus more advise...abi?....do we looooklike charity to u? ...juss askin!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Most NL Guys So Pained? by MrCork: 1:23am On Jul 24, 2015
StephanieEzeh:
I have been a regular guest on NL before I finally registered today and romance section is one of the sections that interest me even if most guys here act childishly. It seems most guys here are so pained! When a girl breaks their heart in real life, they rush to this forum to vent their anger on innocent females here. It is very bad and shows clearly that these guys are childish. There are some mature guys here sha. Why this?
angry

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