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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:02pm On Jul 26, 2015
Cherlene:
No comment. lipsrsealed shocked

He was APOLOGIZING dear. Hmmm...

Cherlene
^^^^^^ MALE (don't be fooled,truss me!!!) angry
Romance › Re: Schools That Have The Highest Number Of Ugly Babes In Nigeria by MrCork: 5:00pm On Jul 26, 2015
Mixty:
angry angry angry Silence is the best answer for a fooool. cry
...AND BRO...SWEERIOUSLY..I SUGEST U BE NICE TO ME COZ AM ONTHE ONLY NICE PERSON RESPONDIN TO YOR DUMB THREAD......MEANIN AM THE ONLY LONDON FRIEND U GOTS!!! (for now)... no ofeinse!!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:58pm On Jul 26, 2015
6THCREATURE:
GO AND GET A JOB! stupid ajegunle boy!
..bro I don't no u but u sound like an atension seekin wanna-be CRACKHEAD.. are u a fan of Mr Cork?.. Goat! (no ofeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:57pm On Jul 26, 2015
MhizDeedy:
What's urz with lightskin females?, re u light skinned?
..f***k nO... ..real men are dakskin & gay guys r lightskin (fart)....anyways I am dakskin..the issue is all females are sopose to be lightskin..especily if they want to be regarded as beauriful.. I lie? undecided
Romance › Re: Schools That Have The Highest Number Of Ugly Babes In Nigeria by MrCork: 4:54pm On Jul 26, 2015
Mixty:
Loool cheesy baseless comment. Ignored
..THANKS..YOR DUMB THREAD ALL READY IGNORE...WHICH IS WHY NO SERRRIOUS PERSON HAS RESPONDED.. I LIE? undecided
Romance › Re: .......... by MrCork: 4:53pm On Jul 26, 2015
Oyind17:
what are you saying? Mr cock or whatever you call yourself stay away from me
...ermm sweery, u the one comin to look for men to sell on nairaland...and then u get upset coz we caught u out..how do u expet any man to want u on nairaland afta this horrible thread of yors?... GROW UP!!! (no ofeinse) embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:51pm On Jul 26, 2015
Tashaamania:
Why the public notice? undecided
...ok sweeery since u ask...did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot with alloy wills & am from London Pekam.... I have a fishy Q Barbeque disco parry in 10 minute...and its for the bog boys of London! wink
Romance › Re: Schools That Have The Highest Number Of Ugly Babes In Nigeria by MrCork: 4:48pm On Jul 26, 2015
Mixty:
angry angry angry Silence is the best answer for a fooool. cry
...errmm CRACKHEAD...MAY I REMIND U THAT YOR DUMB HOMEBASED THREAD IS STILL ON PAGE 0 COZ NO ONE CARE......U ALL READY BEEN SELIENCE!!! (no ooofense) embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:46pm On Jul 26, 2015
...ok..wher Redgem at?..wher Ladyboss at? ...wher the real lightskin beauties of nairaland at??... angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:44pm On Jul 26, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Lol Lekan!!! U this old man started again abi? Shey tz becos u re off duty abi? Ayaf good news for u ooh, u will paid double tomorrow if u carry 50 bags of cement. U better try nd carry it, those #1000 he is paying u is not helping ur ministry
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Schools That Have The Highest Number Of Ugly Babes In Nigeria by MrCork: 4:43pm On Jul 26, 2015
Mixty:
I do not know all the schools that have the ugliest babes
in nigeria, but i know most YABATECH babes are uglyyy.
It is as if they screen their ugliness before admitting them.
Maybe they want only the ugly ones so that they will not
be distracted with their studies.
If you are a happening guy and you want to be depressed,
just visit YABATECH to view their babes..you will cry out
in depression.

This is in contrast to UNILAG which is just a few
kilometres away which has a lot of fine babes.

so which other schools have a high number of ugly babes?
Make I know schools wey i go avoid..
...DUMB THREAD CREATED BY THE TYPICKAL HOMEBASE GUY..... Bro u so dumb u shud be proud!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Nairaland General › Re: IF Nairaland Introduce A Block Button, "Name 5 Nairalanders That U Will Block. by MrCork: 4:41pm On Jul 26, 2015
Oyind17:
You know yourself
...calm down B!Tch..B!tch calm down B!tch do I no u from adam??....why u all ways call ma name like CRACKHEAD drinkin coffee?? (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: .......... by MrCork: 4:39pm On Jul 26, 2015
Oyind17:
We need boyfriends in my establishment. If you are good looking, down to earth kinda guy you can apply for this post.

The nature of your job.

1) you must know how to go down low

2) you must know how to massage the feet of a woman

3)You must be good in bed ( most important)

4) Be ready to wash undies very well. not with washing machine .

The pay is from #50,000 and above.

NB: If life is fvcking you hard don't comment.
...so u now sellin men on nairaland...abi?... does this place loooklike Brothel to u? .. GOAT!!! (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: .......... by MrCork: 4:38pm On Jul 26, 2015
Kenndall:
Op, I doubt if you are really a lady. Because a real lady wouldn't create a thread like this.

This thread doesn't even make any sense.
^^^^ she need man!! undecided
Nairaland General › Re: IF Nairaland Introduce A Block Button, "Name 5 Nairalanders That U Will Block. by MrCork: 4:37pm On Jul 26, 2015
whitewitch:
read my signature
..ermm CRACKHEAD...YOR SIGNATURE SAYS RHIANA CALL U A b!tCH.... THE SAME RHIANA??...BRO R U OK IN THE HEAD? (no oofense) undecided
Romance › Re: Help A Rape Victim by MrCork: 4:34pm On Jul 26, 2015
ebijimi7:
good day nairalanders please I Need each and every ones help
I have a girlfriend that was raped some years back thou she was a virgin and was forcefully sexed due to the pain she has Ben scared of sex some times if she is alone she will start crying please how can intake er mind off pain in sex because its making me scared of her and I feel like having sex at times but she doesn't want me to cheat on her and am already lusting after other girls please advice me
..bro truss m.... Mrs Chima & Missclassy gots yor bak on this.. they giv the best advise! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:31pm On Jul 26, 2015
... Am of to a fishy Q barbecue VIP disco parry in the next twenry minute... My Range is in the carwash was right now!!!! wink
Nairaland General › Re: IF Nairaland Introduce A Block Button, "Name 5 Nairalanders That U Will Block. by MrCork: 4:25pm On Jul 26, 2015
whitewitch:
OK if nairaland decide to introduce a block button on the forum where u can block users just like in facebook, name 5 nairalanders that u wont think twice before blocking. "as 4 me they are: TRUCKPUSHER, PRETTYTHICKSME, FUNLORD, SINNZU AND DHARAY88 or dharay99." oga name yours.
...HEY .CRACKHEAD.....IS YOR COMMON SENSE COMMON OR UNCOMMON THANKS TO YOR DUMB THREADS?..JUSS ASKIN!(no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 3:25pm On Jul 26, 2015
...anyways bak to the serrrious thread....well apart from all lightskin females..is it possible to find a normal preserntable wifey material on nairaland that does nlt swaaar or cuss? ...serrriously?? embarassed
Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 3:22pm On Jul 26, 2015
halfrica:
Hold on fuccckkk u why dont u brace up ursef for a part 2 impotent faq synonym of a woman
.... LADIES DO NOT SWAAAAARRR .... so how on earth do u expet any man to tale u serrrrious on nairaland...and then u call yor sef a wifey material ..THIS VILLAGE GIRLS MENNNNNNN!! (no ofoeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Which Romantic Movie Once Made You Cry. by MrCork: 4:08pm On Jul 25, 2015
adaksbullet:
who telled u dart wee domt cried?angry


Mine his yemi my lovarcry
...bro...no oofeinse to yor reply but I don't understand?..r u a CRACKHEAD?...juss askin! undecided
Romance › Re: Which Romantic Movie Once Made You Cry. by MrCork: 3:52pm On Jul 25, 2015
porrigeyam:
Mine is the reader.







Cc: farano , Ishilove , Rocktation
.. REAL MEN DONT CRY!!! angry
Romance › Re: Guys I Want To Ask A Question Oooooo by MrCork: 3:30pm On Jul 25, 2015
rattlesnake:
Please when u guys are chasing a lady that all you want is just her punnani. ..do u consider her parents feelings undecided?
...which parents?...are they suplyn the punnny?.. NO ..Ma proofessional opinion?..they don't matta!! (no oofeinse) angry
Family › Re: See What A Woman Did To Save Her Child From A Fire Outbreak(photo) by MrCork: 3:28pm On Jul 25, 2015
tiwaz:
Mothers Love!!!

This just brought tears to my eyes...

Source: http://www.nigerianewsheadlines.com/?p=3311
...ok..not sure but do u people realicze she aint lightskin? (no oofeinse) angry
Family › Re: See What A Woman Did To Save Her Child From A Fire Outbreak(photo) by MrCork: 3:27pm On Jul 25, 2015
tiwaz:
Mothers Love!!!

This just brought tears to my eyes...

Source: http://www.nigerianewsheadlines.com/?p=3311
angry
Romance › Re: My Life Lesson Story That Made Me Realise That Guys Lose Money Chasing Women by MrCork:
onismate:
But the one that hit me was blessing. I and blessing was communicating more often. It seemed I still had feelings for her. And she never relented but I was being too careful so I won’t be maga-d. I later invited her to visit me in Abuja. As time went on, we became more closer. Though she was yet to get a very good job. She was disturbing me to get her a job in Abuja. I told her to be patient. Not that I can’t do it. I was just being careful. Maybe it’s me or my money she wants. She was working in a private primary school in Lagos.
This particular Friday, blessing called me to remind me of her upcoming birthday. That I should get her a good gift. I decided to surprise blessing just as her name is. The day of the birthday, She had earlier complained that the class she was teaching, she wants to share biscuits and she doesn’t have money to buy. I had already organized a big package for her in Abuja but I had to re-strategize. When I got to Lagos, I bought some cartoons of biscuit and sent to her school and bought a special one for blessing which I took along in the evening to her place were she said her birthday party would be taking place. When I got there, everybody was just hailing me. I guessed she (blessing) had told them who I was. To me, I wasn’t convinced to tell people we are dating. I was just testing her.
After eating and drinking, I went to my car, brought out the cartoon of digestive biscuit I bought for her. Na so I call everybody wey dey there. After a short speech, I presented the carton of biscuit to her. You need to see the look on her face. As if she was saying, “so na biscuit you see to give me, no be even car.” There was silence everywhere as I gave her the biscuit. She stood looking at me as if she was contemplating collecting it from me. Tongues had begun wagging, side talks because a billionaire gave his very female close friend just a carton of biscuit. “just carton of biscuit?” blessing shouted as if she was expecting much. Na so this girl begin abuse me ooo. She said she won’t collect the carton of biscuit. And her close friend buchi was there. Before that time, I had already hinted buchi my plans and how we were going to present the biscuit to her (blessing). Buchi immediately came to me and took the carton of biscuit, tour it and poured it on the floor and everything fell out. Inside the carton contained biscuits, and envelop which contained N50,000 and a car key. All of them fell out as buchi poured it on the floor. Blessing had always wanted a car. She once told me that she was planning to get a second hand used car. I was determined to make it happen that I even over did it by getting her a brand new car.
Buchi took the microphone and told everyone that it was not only biscuits but money and a car key was inside the carton as everyone could see it. Immediately they saw and heard it, people were just shouting and hailing me. Blessing’s face brightened up but not for too long because in excitement, as she was moving fast to go collect the car key and envelop on the floor, I rushed immediately and took them. I told her I was not and never going to give it to her again. Because she had said that she won’t collect it, make she just forget am. Na so everybody became surprised and shock ooooo. I took my car keys and the money, told the driver to drive the car he brought me with and I drove the brand new car I bought for blessing. I took it to my hotel. Blessing tried calling and apologizing for her attitude. She sent text messages. Me sef no wan hear. She already said she doesn’t want the carton of biscuit, so she should not even bother to get the other contents in it. The next day, i made an arrangement that the new car be brought to me in Abuja before leaving Lagos. Na so blessing come meet me for Abuja ooo. She even embarrassed me by kneeling down in an eatery close to my office where I normally eat. She caused a scene by kneeling down begging people to beg me to take her back. Me sef come kneel down come beg them, asking them to tell blessing to leave me alone. I left the place never to have anything to do with blessing.
4 months later, I found a perfect bride-to-be and I walked her down the aisle and she has a beautiful daughter for me.
“You lose money chasing women but you don’t lose women chasing money”


http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1024-from-nothing-to-something-my-experience-that-men-looses-money-chasing-women
...bro..did they theif yor woman? (no ofeense) embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:33pm On Jul 25, 2015
dharay88:
fuçk off toad.
..CRACKHEAD...BUT SERRRRIOSSLY...DID BACTERIA SHIFT YOR BRAIN TO THE RIGHT.....Y DO U ALL WAYS TYPE BAK WARD TO THE RIGHT? (no ofeense) embarassed
Celebrities › Re: This Woman Says Timaya Raped Her (see The Photos + Videos She Shared) by MrCork: 12:06pm On Jul 25, 2015
FlirtyKaren:
This lady is based in the US and two days ago opened the Instagram page to expose the real Timaya - the one that allegedly raped her and is now threatening her life. Just read what she shared on Instagram.



http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/07/this-woman-says-timaya-raped-her-photos-videos.html
.. Realy?...and how much isyor comision for postin her fake story??...YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNN!(no ofeense) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:52am On Jul 25, 2015
.. Ok...wher Ladyboss at?...sweery,need to ask u quik urgent impotant question asap! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:50am On Jul 25, 2015
dharay88:
e-brawls, e-fyt, e-duel...daaaaamn where arth yhu ppl.
Fyt.! Fyt.!! Fyt.!!!



#decoratinq ringside# angry
.. HELLO CRACKHEAD...U KEEP TYPIN TO YOR RIGHT....DID YOR BRAIN CHANGE POSITION?....anyways,bak to the thread! (no ofeense) undecided

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