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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:22am On Jul 24, 2015
khia:
Lol grin You are never to old to learn.
hangon...sweery didn't u here me call u to tell me bedtime story?....do I looklike mugu? angry
Celebrities › Re: Sandra Ogbebor & DJ Xclusive On Cover Of La Mode Mag by MrCork: 1:20am On Jul 24, 2015
contactmorak:
Dazzling model and current Miss Globe Nigeria alongside talented disc jockey, Xclusive are the current faces of high quality lifestyle magazine, Lamode. This is coming on the heels of Sandra's plan to unveil her charity project with which she planned to touch many lives by the virtue of her office as Miss Globe Nigeria.

The theme for this issue of La Mode magazine is "High Fashion’’. See some pics of the magazine content below...

http://www.splendormag.com/2015/07/photos-miss-globe-nigeria-sandra.html
..BUT WHY ARE WOMENS ALL WAYS DAKSKIN IN THAT NIGERIA PLACE?....DONT U PEOPLE HAVE LIGHTSKIN WOMENS? ,,,LOOOKAT HER FACE GADEMMMMIT!!(NO OOOFEINSE) angry
Celebrities › Re: Sandra Ogbebor & DJ Xclusive On Cover Of La Mode Mag by MrCork: 1:19am On Jul 24, 2015
contactmorak:
Dazzling model and current Miss Globe Nigeria alongside talented disc jockey, Xclusive are the current faces of high quality lifestyle magazine, Lamode. This is coming on the heels of Sandra's plan to unveil her charity project with which she planned to touch many lives by the virtue of her office as Miss Globe Nigeria.

The theme for this issue of La Mode magazine is "High Fashion’’. See some pics of the magazine content below...

http://www.splendormag.com/2015/07/photos-miss-globe-nigeria-sandra.html
angry
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Humiliated At PH Airport by MrCork: 1:16am On Jul 24, 2015
ijustdey:
Denied access to VIP lounge



http://newtelegraphonline.com/patience-jonathan-humiliated-at-ph-airport/
...wasint she the IBO lady we saw on CNN News hear in London wakarin from SOmewhere to somewhere.....I go WAka OOOoooooo? (no offeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:12am On Jul 24, 2015
..ok it 1am hear in Pekam & I cant sleep....any chick awake to tell me bed time story?...Mrs Chima, Redgem, Boogee, Khia, Prettythickme, Victoriabee...wher u at? angry
Romance › Re: Town In Lagos Where Men Don’t Use Condom by MrCork: 9:11pm On Jul 23, 2015
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:23pm On Jul 23, 2015
..OK LADIES...FINALY BACK FROM AUSTRALIA & BAK HOME HEAR IN LONDON PEKAM....PLIS SPREAD THE NEWS THAT MR CORK IS BAK IN TOWN & HEAR TO LOVE U BERRRRA....LETS GO!!!! wink
Crime › Re: 10-yr-old Boy Buried Alive In Enugu by MrCork: 1:07pm On Jul 23, 2015
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:40pm On Jul 23, 2015
Ishilove, hello & how r u today coz u look berauriful as all ways withyor sweet lightskin voice like chocolate Orange juice....anyways..can u plis kindly lovingly create a COMPLIAN THREAD coz we hav several things on our mind we want to complian about??.. and right now, I hav 37 issues.. Wher can we take our complains to? please advise!! huh
Romance › Re: Why Is It So? by MrCork: 12:37pm On Jul 23, 2015
Jollyjoy:
Why is it that when a man cheat,the society never castigate or rebuke him but when a woman cheat hmm all hell will break loose, dust will be raised, she will be discriminated, castigated and all that.. Why is it so? Cc lalasticlala.
..Ok.how many time did they catch u cheatin...be honest? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 12:34pm On Jul 23, 2015
...OK Guys lets be honest..which is sweetest to eat:... SMALL CAKES or BIG CAKES? tongue
Romance › Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 12:31pm On Jul 23, 2015
ibroauthen:
He want use me to make him post plenty ni bt nt me
..ermm bro. Ok ..no ofeennse to yor picture profile coz u look like midget but
seriously..u take sellfy picture standin on fridge tryna hide yor leg...so how loong u beena midget & wot r the advantages? (no ofeense)
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 12:22pm On Jul 23, 2015
booqee:
j two weeks from now would be august 5. I'll be expecting you here.. God bless you make i no see ur Loindon gift to be unwrapped or unzipped. i've marked my calendar. angry
.. Great..sweery u makit sound like when I arrive in Nigeria in 2 week time..am gonno eat yor cake. .. *thanks * cheesy

...but anyways,may I remind u that acordin to our calculator.. u now owe me 2 week *puuuny* for all the nairaland stress u putme thru.. i Berra be gettin my share.. I lie?
undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 12:18pm On Jul 23, 2015
booqee:
BOOQEE not BOOGEE.. U sick bro?
..LOIKHEAR SWEERY...I CAN CALLU WOT I LIKE & EVEN SEF...I CAN CALLU *CARROT * angry
Romance › Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 10:14pm On Jul 22, 2015
...anyways bak to the thread.... wher Boogee at?... Boogee, although u slightly kinda fine & almost lightskin... sweeery be honest.. wud u allow a guy (for example, me) to eat yor cake on yor birthday?.. juss askin!! smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 10:11pm On Jul 22, 2015
ibroauthen:
Arguing with u is a waste of time bloke... honestly

As u ain't a midget upload urs or adonblivit dickhead
^^^^See Cry baby Midget wit wide forehead takin sellfy picture standin on a fridge...and then gettin upset simply becuz we found out he a midget... Bro u shud go into actin ..serrrriously!! (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 7:11pm On Jul 22, 2015
...wher that Ghana gyal called halfrica?...COME OUTSIDE!!. angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:08pm On Jul 22, 2015
whitewitch:
joke apart are u a cattle rearer? goat!!!!!
^^^^B!tch soundin like a M Cork wanna be....b!tch ..try harder!!
Romance › Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 5:26pm On Jul 22, 2015
booqee:
no ofience to his pic profil an we not sayiin he look like somali pirate but he a blak skin homebase guy and he lie he been to pekam.. that why im hatiing. he tryna impres me bt it ain gono work..
(noo offiience) angry


cheesy
..sweeery I gots somtin nice for u when am in Nigeria in two week... I gots a nice lovely London present for u to UnZip unwrap!! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:21pm On Jul 22, 2015
whitewitch:
hm hm hm mrschima lied to me dat she saw u @ kaduna rearing cattles
..U no wot, we not goono call u CRACKHEAD any more coz U sound stuuupid in a nice way...we goono start callin u B!tch!! smiley
Celebrities › Re: This Pretty Girl Wants To Join Nairaland. Pls Suggest A User Name 4 Her. (Photo) by MrCork: 5:19pm On Jul 22, 2015
christinie:
She needs a very funky name to suit her trendy nature.
...sweery why did u wear wig on yor eye brow?....are u IBO? (no ofeinse) angry
Celebrities › Re: This Pretty Girl Wants To Join Nairaland. Pls Suggest A User Name 4 Her. (Photo) by MrCork: 5:18pm On Jul 22, 2015
christinie:
She needs a very funky name to suit her trendy nature.
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angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:14pm On Jul 22, 2015
whitewitch:
lol i thought u said ure in australia? hw cm i saw u at ijebu ode market?
..yes am in Australia right now and time right now in is Melbourne 2.15am... why wud I lie for? Am headin back to London in few hours undecided
Celebrities › Re: See Photo Of Di'jas Look Alike by MrCork: 5:01pm On Jul 22, 2015
Sandydayz:
Op what did u drink? undecided
She looks nothing like Di'ja
...sweery are u lightskin? angry
Celebrities › Re: See Photo Of Di'jas Look Alike by MrCork: 5:00pm On Jul 22, 2015
..but don't u people hav lightskin females ther in that place Nigeria?.... No man willwant this. truiss me!!! (no ofeinse) angry
Celebrities › Re: See Photo Of Di'jas Look Alike by MrCork: 4:59pm On Jul 22, 2015
Romance › Re: Tears! 45 Yr-old Man Just Hanged Himself After Receiving A Letter. See D Letter by MrCork: 4:57pm On Jul 22, 2015
mazechdotcom:
A British man hanged himself hours after receiving a letter

Ian Sandywell, a car salesman was said to have been 'crying and upset' after receiving the letter, so he texted his 22 year-old son Ben: "Delete me out of your life please. I'm going to hang myself."

Hours later his wife Jo-ann Balsamo returned from work and found him dead in their garage.

In tears! What does the letter sayhuh

Click to read…
https://www.mazech.com/man_hangs_himself
..Ther u go...Nigerian woman made him hang him sef...this is why we don't date them hear in London!(no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:55pm On Jul 22, 2015
whitewitch:
ok hws ur road side mechanic store? did u get unda any car 2day?
CRACKHEAD, calm down!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:48pm On Jul 22, 2015
whitewitch:
dey re with their boyfriends, dnt u have a girlfriend?
...ask yor girl!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: What’s The Perfect Age Gap For An Ideal Relationship? by MrCork: 4:42pm On Jul 22, 2015
Sassybae:
Btw the range of.......2 to 10...
^^^^PETERFILE ALERT...So u want 2yr old to be datin 10yr old.....abi?....sweery r u ok? undecided
Romance › Re: Which Is More Prefareable And Painfull When Getting Dump? by MrCork: 4:40pm On Jul 22, 2015
whitewitch:
ladies and gents would you rather get dump through a text message or in front of your friends? which is more painful and which do you prefare?
....ermm bro I need to piss.... Soon come!! (no ofeinse) undecided

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