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Phones › Re: Do People Still Fall For This?! by MrCork: 12:55pm On Jul 13, 2015
salaboiz:
u are in London, i dont think so.... u can't spell offence correctly
...bro be nice to me & I will post u £10 cash to buy suit ther in Nigeria (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:52pm On Jul 13, 2015
demmy0325:
.. "So" is an opinion.. undecided... With Ur God-damn fake life... undecided huh..
...bro its ok if u feelin depressed.. let it out!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Phones › Re: Do People Still Fall For This?! by MrCork: 12:35pm On Jul 13, 2015
Dhurmynick:
People are known to to know to go for desperate measures when there are desperate means, but in Nigeria, that's not the case.. People are known to go for desperate measures even when there are extremely easy means.. I mean, checkout the screenshot below, this trick has been surfacing online more rapidly whereas it was first widely used around 4-5 years ago.. Do people still fall for this?? You should know nothing good comes easy, whoever this is clearly converted his Nigerian number into a logic where you will think it's a real mtn authorifuckińg number..
(009-nigerias exit code) (234 Nigerias country code) (814****** the real phone number)
If you come across anything like this, kindly keep scrolling.
One out of 50 people is gonna fall for this.

He should just get a job rather than waiting for innocent civilians to fall for his scam. Pure water dey there, Boko Haram dey there, construction works are also there..
These are the kind of guys that send recharge cards to a girl they're never gonna bang and say it's nothing.
...sorry we don't hav thoise kinda Scams hear in London...its for u people!! (no ofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:33pm On Jul 13, 2015
demmy0325:
.. So undecided..
....not sure if I recall askin for yor opinion...KINDLY MOVE TO THE LEFT!! (no oofeinse) angry
Health › Re: Why Do Some Men Have Curved Pe*nises? by MrCork: 12:30pm On Jul 13, 2015
okwuvic:
Why do some men have curved p*nises? Is it really normal to have a curved manhood? These are some questions that definitely need answers and I know a lot of women must have definitely asked these questions.

When erect, some men have p*nises that curve upwards, to the side, and downwards. This is common and a bent p*nis in most men isn’t a problem.

So what then causes a p*nis to bend? When a man is aroused, blood flows into sponge-like spaces inside the p*nis, expanding and stiffening it. A bent p*nis occurs when these sponge-like spaces in the p*nis don’t expand evenly.

Below are the possible causes of these uneven expansion that causes a bent p*nis

1. Normal differences in p*nis anatomy.

2. Injury to the penis.

3. Autoimmune disorder.

4. Inherited fibrous tissue abnormality.

5. Peyronie’s disease.

Peyronie’s disease is characterized by the curvature of the p*nis and painful erections.

The symptoms of the Peyronie’s disease include

1. Pain in the p*nis usually during an erection.

2. A curve in the p*nis when it’s erect.

3. A thickened area or hard lump in the shaft of the p*nis.

Read all here: http://www.victornwankpa.com/2015/07/why-do-some-men-have-curved-joysticks.html
..ok bro..so u an expat on mens priiiick...abi?..this is what u studied in skoool.....isn't homo sopose to be 14years prison jail ther in Nigeria? BE CARE FULL!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:27pm On Jul 13, 2015
...PHEW!!!...juss came outer the toilet....now am gooono do push up!! angry
Romance › Re: Is There Any Difference Between A Classy And Educated Lady? by MrCork: 9:43am On Jul 13, 2015
Jollyjoy:
Yea,i know this sound sore but am kinda confused about the two,to the guys,what is your definition of a classy lady? And what is the difference between that educated lady and the supposed classy one?,the two are enlightened and civilized,am sort of mixing the two up. Any honest reply frm a mature mind? Let wait and see.. Cc lalasticala.
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serena Williams Stuns At Wimbledon' Champions Dinner (photos) by MrCork: 9:35am On Jul 13, 2015
...serenar William look IBO version of the incredible hulk...she aint lightskin,very hairy & too muscula! (no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Question For Today! by MrCork: 4:31pm On Jul 12, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
None

as i'm still a virgin
^^^CRACKHEAD is nota virrgin
Romance › Re: Question For Today! by MrCork: 4:29pm On Jul 12, 2015
OmaBliss:
As for me, yes.

And that's my yeye ex-boyfriend grin
..r u ok? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Darkrebel/darkenedrebel.. by MrCork: 3:59pm On Jul 12, 2015
sharonnnn:
cc:darkrebel/darkenedrebel

do reply here so that we can talk smiley
^^^Desperation in the makin....this one will defenately date anytin!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..Could Or Would You Date Guys Who Wear Traditional Cloths?,Serrriously!! by MrCork(op): 2:08pm On Jul 12, 2015
angieberry:
And another foolish topic... smh
cork you need help undecided
..sweery it wudint hurt for u to say** Mr Cork,I really really fancy u*** (try it) wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:30pm On Jul 12, 2015
..anyone seen that bored housewife CRACKHEAD call angieberry?.... She owes me apology! angry
Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by MrCork: 1:27pm On Jul 12, 2015
trapQ:
lmao.... bruh, you sick AF!!! I mean who in their right mind even writes like that??. pls get help, maybe get a therapist or something.

by the way Range Rovers are too basic, brag about something better. people who have been oversees don't type like that unless you're an obese 12yr old that's in Congo.
^^^atitude...and then she complains she can't find man on nairaland! undecided
Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by MrCork: 1:25pm On Jul 12, 2015
trapQ:
lmao.... bruh, you sick AF!!! I mean who in their right mind even writes like that??. pls get help, maybe get a therapist or something.

by the way Range Rovers are too basic, brag about something better. people who have been oversees don't type like that unless you're an obese 12yr old that's in Congo.
...hangon sweery ..the last time I check,am in London &u in that place Nigeria..i hav moiney & u don't..i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot& u dont...i live in Pekan & u dont...i gots pounds stalin & u dont....SO HOW THE F*** do u no how we roll in London since u never been? GOAT!! (no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by MrCork: 4:34am On Jul 12, 2015
TRAPQUEEN1:
oh okay. I figured he was some kind of troll
...TRAMPQUEEN.... sweeery who u calln troll...are u lightskin?...u been to london? ..GOAT!!! (no oofeinsee) angry
Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by MrCork: 8:46pm On Jul 11, 2015
TRAPQUEEN1:
You are so rude. That was really unnecessary angry
..wha did I do? undecided
Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by MrCork: 8:18pm On Jul 11, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
You see bro,

i have absolutely no problem with you being gäy, as it doesnt concern me in any way.

But pls stop calling me sweery.

#I'mNotInterested.
GAY & CRACKHEAD do not mean the same ting ma nigga..I said hello CRACKHEAD..I never said hello Gay...bro r u confused? (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by MrCork: 7:54pm On Jul 11, 2015
Gurgle:
Lol

are you one of those people who stands in front of the library all day

i always wonder who those people are
..u keepin seekin my atension...GET LOST!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Am I Handsome?? by MrCork: 7:52pm On Jul 11, 2015
Teeboy22:
grin grin grin
..bro are u autistick? (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: When Will Nigerian Girls Wakeup? by MrCork: 7:50pm On Jul 11, 2015
kay29000:
I have been meeting a lot of single ladies in their mid 30s lately, and it got me wondering why they weren't taken already. Then, from talking to most of them and doing some research and I discovered that most of them are still playing hard to get. I don't mean girls should jump at every man that comes your way, but at least, if a guy you like APPROACHES you, dont chase him away.

Not all girls are like this though. I remember taking my mom for a party some years back and I saw this fine girl talking to my mom. They hadn't spoken much when my mom called me and introduced us. She had asked my mom if I was her son, and with my mom's experience, she understood what the girl was trying say. Why can't girls go for what they want? You don't have to walk up to the guy and say "Hey, I like you...let's go out." No...you can be subtle with it...be creative.
^^^^^^^SIDE EFFECT OF REJECTION!!!! .... eyaaaaaaaaa.... (no oofeinse) embarassed
Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by MrCork: 7:45pm On Jul 11, 2015
TRAPQUEEN1:
grin grin we as in me and my boo. You are from Ghetto Peckham and you are bragging shocked shocked. Are you sure you have even been to London before lipsrsealed no ofeinse
...ok..u don't hav electricity, I hav electricity.....u aint gots moiney, I gots moiney...U hav naira, I hav pounds Stalin...u in that place Nigeria, am in my Range right now on Baker Street....DOES IT SOUND LIKE WE ON THE SAME LEVEL?... serrriously! undecided
Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by MrCork: 7:41pm On Jul 11, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
I hope you weren't the one who dragged mŕcöcks here.

D guy wan start to dey disturb me

side note: He is gäy, just in case he attempts to hit on you.

#YouDidntHereItFromMe
..sweery calm down...you are one of Nairaland favourite CRACKHEAD.... CRACKHEAD..all I said waz hello! undecided
Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by MrCork: 7:31pm On Jul 11, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
Don't blame it on moi

hashtagging is awesome

though i don't tweet.

#IjustCantHelpMyself
..HELLO CRACKHEAD..HOW R U TODAY?..SLEEEPY? smiley
Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by MrCork: 7:28pm On Jul 11, 2015
TRAPQUEEN1:
Lol you are a clown. Well sweery we are both not in Nigeria and who uses flowers for cooking?
,,,huh?.....which we?...sorry am realy on yor level & am not one of u people...am from London pekam...and juss in case u ask..did I mention that I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot!!(no ofeeense) wink
Education › Re: Question Of The Day For Genius Only. by MrCork: 7:25pm On Jul 11, 2015
Loveren:
crackhead calling people crackhead, ure just a product of a broken condom.
..THANKS AGAIN FOR DERAILIN YOR DUMB THRED (Thread oficialy dead) AS ALL WAYS...AM OUT...LATERS!! wink
Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by MrCork: 7:21pm On Jul 11, 2015
TRAPQUEEN1:
No ofeinse but this is better than flowers and yes I have received flowers before cheesy
...flowers ther in Nigeria?...Guys in that place r usualy from another planet..sweeeery am not refrain to flowers for coookin....am refarin to flowers like 12 Red roses...That's the kinda tings I giv my lovelys hear in London!! (REAL TALK)..no ofeinse! angry

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